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Gender: male
Age: 24
Consoles Owned: xbox, xbox 360, ps1, ps2, ps3, megadrive, gameboy color, gameboy SP,
Video Games Played: battlefield, halo, elder scrolls, age of eimpres, forza,
X-box Gamertag: StC GLADIATOR
PSN: StC GLADIATOR
Interests: skateboarding, fitness, games, art, design, science,
Date Signed Up:1/28/2012
Last Login:1/26/2015
Location:England UK
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Names liam, im a skateboarder, core gamer. i am a digital 3D artist and designer for games. I am proficient in Maya, Zbrush, Unreal development kit, cryEngine, photoshop(concept and texture artist)
i like to workout and keep fit, play games and blah blah.

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    Do you even? Do you even?
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    Build your fort. Build your fort.
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    Probably should put something here... Probably should put something...
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    I fucking lift. I fucking lift.
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#112 - Picture 01/21/2015 on :4) +19
#241 - bit late on the reply, but this is what i was pointing out hah… 01/16/2015 on Dan Bilzerian. Because..... 0
#109 - but we have alot more to us than just our 'biological imperati…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/25/2014 on Dan Bilzerian. Because..... 0
User avatar #120 - silverzepher (12/25/2014) [-]
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human

Never forget that you are an animal, those base urges are there, we just understand them better than most.
User avatar #143 - therealfell (12/25/2014) [-]
not everyone is as sexual as others. it varies greatly.
and this alpha/beta shit sounds like some straight up college frat boy bullshit
you can like sex, drugs, partying... but that is just lame bullshit that people do when they have no purpose and are empty inside. so they get fucked up, chase women for the sole purpose of getting their dick wet. when they get to their 30s, 40s, they start to feel real fucking empty inside. they start to get lonely, tired of the partying, and the years of drug abuse catches up to them.
so you go on in your delusional little "hurr I man I fuck women I alpha" cycle, and quit trying to pick on people who actually have their shit together.
User avatar #241 - dildobarbarian (01/16/2015) [-]
bit late on the reply, but this is what i was pointing out haha summed it up perfectly man.
User avatar #155 - silverzepher (12/25/2014) [-]
i don't use drugs and i respect women, he just sounded like a duck who thought his shit didn't stink, so i put on my asshole pants and went to have my fun, due all my shit isn'ttogether, but it won't be until i find a better job than i have.
#106 - i dont care whether im alpha or not, instead of labelling what…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/25/2014 on Dan Bilzerian. Because..... +2
User avatar #157 - divinecreator (12/25/2014) [-]
what is better then partying and eating pussy?
User avatar #137 - therealfell (12/25/2014) [-]
dude don't listen to these fucks
they will cry all day about how niggers are nothing but savage animals and whites are evolved, intelligent, superior blahblahblah
but then... well this convo happens. often.
Idgaf if you're not a "proper" male who fucks and chases women
you sound like you've got your shit together.
User avatar #107 - silverzepher (12/25/2014) [-]
that is kind of our biological imperative
User avatar #109 - dildobarbarian (12/25/2014) [-]
but we have alot more to us than just our 'biological imperative' we aren't just animals no more, we are much more well developed and have the ability to what ever the fuck we want, achieve almost anything we want, with all the money this guy has he could do so much more but instead wastes it on satisfying his 'biological imperative'
User avatar #120 - silverzepher (12/25/2014) [-]
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human

Never forget that you are an animal, those base urges are there, we just understand them better than most.
User avatar #143 - therealfell (12/25/2014) [-]
not everyone is as sexual as others. it varies greatly.
and this alpha/beta shit sounds like some straight up college frat boy bullshit
you can like sex, drugs, partying... but that is just lame bullshit that people do when they have no purpose and are empty inside. so they get fucked up, chase women for the sole purpose of getting their dick wet. when they get to their 30s, 40s, they start to feel real fucking empty inside. they start to get lonely, tired of the partying, and the years of drug abuse catches up to them.
so you go on in your delusional little "hurr I man I fuck women I alpha" cycle, and quit trying to pick on people who actually have their shit together.
User avatar #241 - dildobarbarian (01/16/2015) [-]
bit late on the reply, but this is what i was pointing out haha summed it up perfectly man.
User avatar #155 - silverzepher (12/25/2014) [-]
i don't use drugs and i respect women, he just sounded like a duck who thought his shit didn't stink, so i put on my asshole pants and went to have my fun, due all my shit isn'ttogether, but it won't be until i find a better job than i have.
#102 - to be fair though that dan guy is a proper cunt. I always see …  [+] (10 new replies) 12/25/2014 on Dan Bilzerian. Because..... 0
User avatar #104 - silverzepher (12/25/2014) [-]
and your an "apps alpha" with no money? don't make me laugh, you might be lounge if the betas, but with no real power to back it up you are the same as the rest of us.
User avatar #106 - dildobarbarian (12/25/2014) [-]
i dont care whether im alpha or not, instead of labelling what type of person i am i just get the fuck on with living my life. There is more to life than just partying and eating pussy.
User avatar #157 - divinecreator (12/25/2014) [-]
what is better then partying and eating pussy?
User avatar #137 - therealfell (12/25/2014) [-]
dude don't listen to these fucks
they will cry all day about how niggers are nothing but savage animals and whites are evolved, intelligent, superior blahblahblah
but then... well this convo happens. often.
Idgaf if you're not a "proper" male who fucks and chases women
you sound like you've got your shit together.
User avatar #107 - silverzepher (12/25/2014) [-]
that is kind of our biological imperative
User avatar #109 - dildobarbarian (12/25/2014) [-]
but we have alot more to us than just our 'biological imperative' we aren't just animals no more, we are much more well developed and have the ability to what ever the fuck we want, achieve almost anything we want, with all the money this guy has he could do so much more but instead wastes it on satisfying his 'biological imperative'
User avatar #120 - silverzepher (12/25/2014) [-]
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human

Never forget that you are an animal, those base urges are there, we just understand them better than most.
User avatar #143 - therealfell (12/25/2014) [-]
not everyone is as sexual as others. it varies greatly.
and this alpha/beta shit sounds like some straight up college frat boy bullshit
you can like sex, drugs, partying... but that is just lame bullshit that people do when they have no purpose and are empty inside. so they get fucked up, chase women for the sole purpose of getting their dick wet. when they get to their 30s, 40s, they start to feel real fucking empty inside. they start to get lonely, tired of the partying, and the years of drug abuse catches up to them.
so you go on in your delusional little "hurr I man I fuck women I alpha" cycle, and quit trying to pick on people who actually have their shit together.
User avatar #241 - dildobarbarian (01/16/2015) [-]
bit late on the reply, but this is what i was pointing out haha summed it up perfectly man.
User avatar #155 - silverzepher (12/25/2014) [-]
i don't use drugs and i respect women, he just sounded like a duck who thought his shit didn't stink, so i put on my asshole pants and went to have my fun, due all my shit isn'ttogether, but it won't be until i find a better job than i have.
#149 - she is such an unoriginal design, basically, copy and pasted p…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2014 on I miss square soft 0
User avatar #150 - onceman (12/16/2014) [-]
Wow all correct statements
#202 - Yep, i can totally relate to this lol 12/16/2014 on I Never Asked for This +2
#186 - Evolves into brick.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2014 on Pokemon +2
#196 - cantdecideausernam (12/16/2014) [-]
Evolves agian into Pyramid
#45 - yeah but being in an office there is gonna be scissors very ne… 12/08/2014 on febreze wars 0
#84 - i have 16gb of ram and it's by far enough for what i need, and…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/05/2014 on This is Cum 0
User avatar #88 - pkashp (12/05/2014) [-]
32GB RAM is for running VMs. My Dad does that shit for a living so his computer has a shitpile of RAM.
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#17 - dwarfman (12/13/2013) [-]
Keep being a cancerous twat and Carl Sagan himself will rise from the grave to strangle you.
User avatar #19 to #17 - dildobarbarian (12/13/2013) [-]
and just to let you know carl sagan was an open minded scientist so he wouldn't do **** to someone just because of their beliefs. You, attacking someone because they don't believe in you 'god' are the cancerous twat. no one else here. Your religious, i'm not. lets accept our differences and stop getting your jimmies jousted over it.
#20 to #19 - dwarfman (12/13/2013) [-]
Ooo I am attacking now! Your beliefs have nothing to do with anything. In my eyes there are two groups of people: Cunts and Noncunts. What I've been able to gather about you is the follow: Hurr You're a theist must be 'murican, I am so smart, Hurrrrrrrrr I make $54,000 a year! I am so successful unlike you peasants. Now grown adults that are in a professional environment tend to know how to carry themselves. It's expected they act mature and represent their employers well. Based on your actions, I don't think you are what you say. In either case you're firmly in the "Cunt" category. Good job continuing to defame the name of Atheism and that of the Brits. Shame really, used to be such a respectable people.
User avatar #12 - edwardyeap (10/05/2013) [-]
So, no kelvin for britfags?
User avatar #13 to #12 - dildobarbarian (10/05/2013) [-]
nope, celsius here.
User avatar #15 to #13 - edwardyeap (10/05/2013) [-]
No one uses kelvin (Except for science). Wat. Plus, that was a sarcastic question and a joke is a joke.
User avatar #14 to #13 - dildobarbarian (10/05/2013) [-]
celsius master race that is.
User avatar #16 to #14 - edwardyeap (10/05/2013) [-]
No reason whatsoever that why you thumbed down? I don't care about thumbs but I'd like to know the reason.
User avatar #8 - ariusbrightwing (05/03/2013) [-]
I will never forget your quote..
User avatar #9 to #8 - dildobarbarian (05/04/2013) [-]
haha which quote is that? lol
User avatar #10 to #9 - ariusbrightwing (05/04/2013) [-]
"I used to rub my crotch in legos, because I was born a warrior."
User avatar #11 to #10 - dildobarbarian (05/04/2013) [-]
oh haha yeah :P
#6 - brodztheman (11/13/2012) [-]
you are very attractive. Have a nice day.
you are very attractive. Have a nice day.
User avatar #7 to #6 - dildobarbarian (11/13/2012) [-]
haha thanks lol
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