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dildobarbarian

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Gender: male
Age: 25
Consoles Owned: xbox, xbox 360, ps1, ps2, ps3, megadrive, gameboy color, gameboy SP,
Video Games Played: battlefield, halo, elder scrolls, age of eimpres, forza,
X-box Gamertag: StC GLADIATOR
PSN: StC GLADIATOR
Interests: skateboarding, fitness, bacon, games, art, design, science,
Date Signed Up:1/28/2012
Last Login:1/12/2016
Location:England UK
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Content Ranking:#5882
Comment Ranking:#6867
Highest Content Rank:#920
Highest Comment Rank:#2367
Content Thumbs: 4862 total,  5355 ,  493
Comment Thumbs: 4789 total,  8469 ,  3680
Content Level Progress: 55% (55/100)
Level 137 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 138 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 94% (94/100)
Level 244 Comments: Doinitrite → Level 245 Comments: Doinitrite
Subscribers:2
Content Views:202532
Times Content Favorited:343 times
Total Comments Made:2460
FJ Points:8408
Names liam, fitness addict, hardcore gamer, skateboarder, game designer and digital artist. and i like bacon. obviously.


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    Do you even? Do you even?
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    facts. all facts. facts. all facts.
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    show me... show me...
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    80mph 80mph

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#104 - yep, yes it is. 01/12/2016 on kek 0
#22 - clever bot comps have been going on for years. just google them. 01/05/2016 on Compilation of funny... +1
#157 - cool story Sir Lancelot.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/05/2016 on Medieval 0
#158 - datmine (01/05/2016) [-]
#92 - yes european...even though britain is in europe, we are drasti… 01/02/2016 on new years in britain 0
#53 - because women here don't have to look good to get sex, british…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/02/2016 on new years in britain 0
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#84 - nimba (01/02/2016) [-]
It's really not difficult, though European girls are generally better looking and smarter
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#92 - dildobarbarian (01/02/2016) [-]
yes european...even though britain is in europe, we are drastically different to any other european nation.
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#54 - derpsenderp (01/02/2016) [-]
sorry to hear taht bro,

im from denmark where girls still are decently hot.
#52 - everyone seems to be getting fat now a days, not just in brita… 01/02/2016 on new years in britain +1
#54 - **** facial reconstruction, plastic surgery always turn…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/02/2016 on what youth is like +1
#61 - basaltface (01/02/2016) [-]
oh my issue is actually quite simple to fix. You see, i was involved in a car accident. Two trucks had a crash headon cause one went rouge and crashed in the other that was parked. I was walking down the street as it happened, A piece of metal came loose from one of the trucks and flew directly against my face... broke my jawbone and nose and knocked 14 teeth out. Now my jaw hangs a bit to the left and gives me a permanent dopey expression... and my missing 14 teeth they replaced with a shitty provisorium. I want teeth implants and my fucking jaw straightened out cause the provisorium is uncomfortable AND the fucking wrong shade of colour also i cant eat certain things with it. The scars on my cheek i dont mind... but i want to bite in a darn apple again without to fear i might pull the teeth out like a granny in an adam sandler movie. Sadly that would be about 10.000 € for the teeth alone and another 5000 for the jawbone... and thats what i make in 16 months WITHOUT using a penny of it for rent , food or anything else. So yeh.. not a fan..
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#79 - bigswingingrichard (01/02/2016) [-]
Thats fucked up dude, hope you get it fixed man. Did you not get insurance money or something from the crash?
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#80 - basaltface (01/02/2016) [-]
yeh and it just covered the bare minimals.. thats the issue. :\
#81 - bigswingingrichard (01/02/2016) [-]
Damn dude. Have a cute dog.
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#82 - basaltface (01/02/2016) [-]
heh that always helps
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#83 - bigswingingrichard (01/02/2016) [-]
#52 - kiss who ever you want... haha good luck with that then. you d… 01/02/2016 on what youth is like +3
#125 - i'd be smiling, but only because i'd be laughing, laughing at … 12/31/2015 on liar 0
#84 - and being a good liking attractive women is like play life wit… 12/30/2015 on Female Game Streamers +1

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#22 to #21 - dildobarbarian (11/19/2015) [-]
much love joshlol
User avatar #23 to #22 - joshlol (11/19/2015) [-]
y-you too
#17 - dwarfman (12/13/2013) [-]
Keep being a cancerous twat and Carl Sagan himself will rise from the grave to strangle you.
User avatar #19 to #17 - dildobarbarian (12/13/2013) [-]
and just to let you know carl sagan was an open minded scientist so he wouldn't do **** to someone just because of their beliefs. You, attacking someone because they don't believe in you 'god' are the cancerous twat. no one else here. Your religious, i'm not. lets accept our differences and stop getting your jimmies jousted over it.
#20 to #19 - dwarfman (12/13/2013) [-]
Ooo I am attacking now! Your beliefs have nothing to do with anything. In my eyes there are two groups of people: Cunts and Noncunts. What I've been able to gather about you is the follow: Hurr You're a theist must be 'murican, I am so smart, Hurrrrrrrrr I make $54,000 a year! I am so successful unlike you peasants. Now grown adults that are in a professional environment tend to know how to carry themselves. It's expected they act mature and represent their employers well. Based on your actions, I don't think you are what you say. In either case you're firmly in the "Cunt" category. Good job continuing to defame the name of Atheism and that of the Brits. Shame really, used to be such a respectable people.
User avatar #12 - edwardyeap (10/05/2013) [-]
So, no kelvin for britfags?
User avatar #13 to #12 - dildobarbarian (10/05/2013) [-]
nope, celsius here.
User avatar #15 to #13 - edwardyeap (10/05/2013) [-]
No one uses kelvin (Except for science). Wat. Plus, that was a sarcastic question and a joke is a joke.
User avatar #14 to #13 - dildobarbarian (10/05/2013) [-]
celsius master race that is.
User avatar #16 to #14 - edwardyeap (10/05/2013) [-]
No reason whatsoever that why you thumbed down? I don't care about thumbs but I'd like to know the reason.
User avatar #8 - ariusbrightwing (05/03/2013) [-]
I will never forget your quote..
User avatar #9 to #8 - dildobarbarian (05/04/2013) [-]
haha which quote is that? lol
User avatar #10 to #9 - ariusbrightwing (05/04/2013) [-]
"I used to rub my crotch in legos, because I was born a warrior."
User avatar #11 to #10 - dildobarbarian (05/04/2013) [-]
oh haha yeah :P
#6 - brodztheman (11/13/2012) [-]
you are very attractive. Have a nice day.
you are very attractive. Have a nice day.
User avatar #7 to #6 - dildobarbarian (11/13/2012) [-]
haha thanks lol
#4 - lorenzohe (09/06/2012) [-]
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