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digitalpariah

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Gender: male
Age: 28
Consoles Owned: PS4, Sega Saturn
Video Games Played: RPG, Shooter, Platform
PSN: ThePizzaMessiah
Interests: Games, YouTube, drugs, Netflix
Date Signed Up:9/04/2015
Last Login:1/13/2016
Location:Arkansas USA
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Total Comments Made:111
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#2 - That scene was so funny 09/20/2015 on Best Simpsons moment 0
#2 - Why does a person need to have children? And who says you can'… 09/19/2015 on God fucking damn it Admin. 0
#1 - Calling a young child an idiot lol. Rude but true haha 09/19/2015 on Dumb Baby Falls 0
#5 - I'm 28 and never got mine. Win? 09/18/2015 on Wisdom Teeth +3
#59 - I'd love to see where this dude actually goes  [+] (1 new reply) 09/16/2015 on Fallout comp 2 0
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#65 - warioteam (09/16/2015) [-]
he goes to an ncr outpost i believe, but instead of sticking to the road, the programmers said "fuck it" and made it so he makes a straight beeline to it which usually results in his death
#178 - No it doesn't. It's meaningless to the universe. The fact that… 09/16/2015 on Being fat is a HUGE privilege 0
#5 - Netflix and Chill is the laziest date idea ever. Can you imagi…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/13/2015 on Commitment +4
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#10 - thesoulseeker (09/13/2015) [-]
It's not a date though.
#7 - anon (09/13/2015) [-]
Well when TVs first came out I bet it was pretty awesome for a date.
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#8 - Nahyon (09/13/2015) [-]
That's a darn good point
>1996
>people visited us just we were the first family in our house with a privat PC
#17 - That makes him technically a free XP generator 09/13/2015 on Marshmallow +1
#16 - I played as a sniper with high agility. Boone and ED-E were my… 09/13/2015 on Marshmallow 0
#127 - Man exists in just a tiny portion of our galaxy which in itse…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/13/2015 on Being fat is a HUGE privilege -2
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#164 - tsoper (09/13/2015) [-]
Yes
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#178 - digitalpariah (09/16/2015) [-]
No it doesn't. It's meaningless to the universe. The fact that you care so much about how other people look is pathetic and completely ambiguous
#14 - I first saw this while using AOL in 1998  [+] (1 new reply) 09/10/2015 on (untitled) +32
#42 - anon (09/10/2015) [-]
I first saw this on a Commodore 64 back in 1985.
#5 - Thank you so much for this. 09/10/2015 on Ultimate Cringe Compilation +3
#121 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 09/08/2015 on (untitled) -1
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#26 - Comment deleted  [+] (5 new replies) 09/08/2015 on (untitled) +10
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#146 - Macca's? Are you from Australia? What the hell does your opini…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/08/2015 on What's worth $15/h ? -1
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#296 - sugoi (09/08/2015) [-]
Is an Australian living in America not allowed to have an opinion now?
Well okay then suit yourself, just discredit everything I say and ignore it all just because I said Maccas instead of Mcdonalds.

That is a totally rational, logical, and fair way to proceed.
#143 - Um, no it's not. Most people that work in kitchens are adults  [+] (3 new replies) 09/08/2015 on What's worth $15/h ? -1
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#144 - sugoi (09/08/2015) [-]
Must be different for you since all our Maccas, kfc, and what have you are filled with teens.
Not surprising since under 18 get paid less.
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#146 - digitalpariah (09/08/2015) [-]
Macca's? Are you from Australia? What the hell does your opinion matter on American wages? Yes, it is different here. When I started working in restaurants at 22 I was the youngest person in the kitchen and that has been pretty consistent throughout my career. Younger people do easier jobs. Working a kitchen is not easy so the teens get put up front as cashiers or hosts typically
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#296 - sugoi (09/08/2015) [-]
Is an Australian living in America not allowed to have an opinion now?
Well okay then suit yourself, just discredit everything I say and ignore it all just because I said Maccas instead of Mcdonalds.

That is a totally rational, logical, and fair way to proceed.
#27 - Fire requires 3 things: Heat, Oxygen, and Fuel You ca… 09/08/2015 on Shots fired +1
#133 - Judging from how much money hospitals make, the guy on the lef…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/08/2015 on What's worth $15/h ? -1
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#141 - sugoi (09/08/2015) [-]
And that's why it's always teens that work at fast food businesses right? Surely they are the most skilled individuals of our workforce.
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#143 - digitalpariah (09/08/2015) [-]
Um, no it's not. Most people that work in kitchens are adults
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#144 - sugoi (09/08/2015) [-]
Must be different for you since all our Maccas, kfc, and what have you are filled with teens.
Not surprising since under 18 get paid less.
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#146 - digitalpariah (09/08/2015) [-]
Macca's? Are you from Australia? What the hell does your opinion matter on American wages? Yes, it is different here. When I started working in restaurants at 22 I was the youngest person in the kitchen and that has been pretty consistent throughout my career. Younger people do easier jobs. Working a kitchen is not easy so the teens get put up front as cashiers or hosts typically
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#296 - sugoi (09/08/2015) [-]
Is an Australian living in America not allowed to have an opinion now?
Well okay then suit yourself, just discredit everything I say and ignore it all just because I said Maccas instead of Mcdonalds.

That is a totally rational, logical, and fair way to proceed.
#25 - It really is a double-edged sword. GF: regular sex, …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/06/2015 on Huh? 0
#26 - thecrayzeeman (09/06/2015) [-]
"When I was with my gf I never really got a lot of time to game without her complaining"

And therein lies the problem. Relationships are a two way street, and I prefer my own personal highway to Hell.
#22 - Well, I've only been single for a few months but man....if I …  [+] (3 new replies) 09/06/2015 on Huh? 0
#23 - thecrayzeeman (09/06/2015) [-]
Don't worry, I've been single all my life. Pic related.

I don't really see it as that big of a deal. And judging from the relationships I've, for lack of a better word, observed, it just seems like too much hassle over something only mildly significant.

As a wise man once said: As long as I got both of my hands...
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#25 - digitalpariah (09/06/2015) [-]
It really is a double-edged sword.

GF: regular sex, companionship
No GF: No freedom, emotional obligation

When I was with my gf I never really got a lot of time to game without her complaining
#26 - thecrayzeeman (09/06/2015) [-]
"When I was with my gf I never really got a lot of time to game without her complaining"

And therein lies the problem. Relationships are a two way street, and I prefer my own personal highway to Hell.
#29 - Any intelligent American will tell you metric is better, but w…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/05/2015 on Boys to the yard 0
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#121 - brobathehutt (09/06/2015) [-]
Medicine is science, yo. But you're right that Americans usually know both systems, given that we do have both on our measuring equipment.
#3 - God, I'm sick of being single...  [+] (6 new replies) 09/05/2015 on Huh? +2
#14 - thecrayzeeman (09/06/2015) [-]
Look at it this way:

Soon you'll be a wizard.
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#22 - digitalpariah (09/06/2015) [-]
Well, I've only been single for a few months but man....if I don't start lifting I may make Wizard status.
#23 - thecrayzeeman (09/06/2015) [-]
Don't worry, I've been single all my life. Pic related.

I don't really see it as that big of a deal. And judging from the relationships I've, for lack of a better word, observed, it just seems like too much hassle over something only mildly significant.

As a wise man once said: As long as I got both of my hands...
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#25 - digitalpariah (09/06/2015) [-]
It really is a double-edged sword.

GF: regular sex, companionship
No GF: No freedom, emotional obligation

When I was with my gf I never really got a lot of time to game without her complaining
#26 - thecrayzeeman (09/06/2015) [-]
"When I was with my gf I never really got a lot of time to game without her complaining"

And therein lies the problem. Relationships are a two way street, and I prefer my own personal highway to Hell.
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#8 - joshualegitsky (09/05/2015) [-]
I know, but some things don't change
#55 - Height: Something that can't be changed without a lot of money… 09/05/2015 on 200 +6
#6 - I'm a security guard in an elder community. **** is … 09/05/2015 on The dream job 0
#3 - If you think Bud Light is a bad beer you obviously haven't tri… 09/05/2015 on perfect accident 0
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