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digitalpariah

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Gender: male
Age: 28
Consoles Owned: PS4, Sega Saturn
Video Games Played: RPG, Shooter, Platform
PSN: ThePizzaMessiah
Interests: Games, YouTube, drugs, Netflix
Date Signed Up:9/04/2015
Last Login:1/13/2016
Location:Arkansas USA
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#8 - Those DSLs......  [+] (3 new replies) 09/27/2015 on Wait, she stole what ? +15
#12 - karvarausku (09/27/2015) [-]
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**karvarausku rolled image** Going bald at the age of 20 isn't joking matter :'c
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#25 - agreatusername (09/28/2015) [-]
Yes it is.
Im 22 and balding.
Its hilarious.
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#72 - selfdestructo (09/28/2015) [-]
The hair on your head slowly grows on your chin...
#68 - Can't argue with that. I've been there too. I was actually goi… 09/27/2015 on Daaaaaamn 0
#8 - Like Buddhism and Taoism? I get what you're saying, man. 09/26/2015 on Atheism comp +1
#7 - Even if you wash 1 car a week for $10 you can get a next gen c…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/26/2015 on Daaaaaamn +19
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#29 - crazypebble (09/27/2015) [-]
Savings all well and good, but once expenses are taken into account, I'm just not left with much disposable income at the end of each month. I reach a good bank account figure and the car breaks down for example. Poof, back to square one.


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#68 - digitalpariah (09/27/2015) [-]
Can't argue with that. I've been there too. I was actually going to get a new computer but my car needed repairs, so I got a PS4 instead. Best of luck to you though if you do attempt to save. Next gen renewed my enthusiasm for gaming
#8 - morphodite (09/26/2015) [-]
Not sure why you were red thumbed; I agree. A minimum wage job part-time for 1-2 months is enough to pay for a PS4 or Xbone. If you have a family to provide for or other expenses it could take a bit longer, but it's definitely not impossible to save up for next gen consoles unless you're dirt fucking poor... and realistically if you are dirt fucking poor you shouldn't be buying games in the first place.

Then again, getting a job in this market is pretty tough (even if it is minimum wage), so there's always that.
#6 - North America existed before humans. Bunch of greedy white fol…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/26/2015 on (untitled) 0
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#9 - sketchysketchist (09/26/2015) [-]
Yeah, what the hell are humans doing owning land?
Like, it should be first come first serve.
If there's no space left, you got to wait until someone dies and has no close relatives willing to take care of their home.
Also, we'd no longer have to deal with realtors.
#22 - In what ways??? New Vegas has ADS, weapon mods, better repairs… 09/26/2015 on Fallout 4 full perk chart +3
#4 - Why? Did you create or develop the series?  [+] (18 new replies) 09/25/2015 on Fallout 4 full perk chart +4
#5 - brobafett (09/25/2015) [-]
I might have. Probably why I'm not working on this new one.
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#8 - LordZebedee (09/25/2015) [-]
Strange how FO3 turned out better than New Vegas did
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#25 - drongus (10/03/2015) [-]
this is objectively wrong
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#26 - LordZebedee (10/03/2015) [-]
How so?
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#22 - digitalpariah (09/26/2015) [-]
In what ways??? New Vegas has ADS, weapon mods, better repairs, more skill points and levels, challenges, better Explosives skill, medical implants, more companions (with their own perks), multiple home bases, multiple endings, reputation and factions, disguises, more points from skill books, skill magazines, much fewer subway tunnels, rebreather, larger variety of weapons with a more dependable economy (Gun Runners + C. Caravan), and campfire recipes. I could go on but you get the picture.

You could say FO3 is more fun because fun is relative, but "better"? Just how??
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#9 - brobafett (09/26/2015) [-]
>Cripple love simulator
>is retarded

Well, that's not too surprising.
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#10 - LordZebedee (09/26/2015) [-]
This is coming from a guy that has one chromosome too many? Good one bro.
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#11 - brobafett (09/26/2015) [-]
"I know you are but what am I."


Oh, fallout 3 babies. It's okay todd will take care of your autism.
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#12 - LordZebedee (09/26/2015) [-]
I suppose we'll just leave you with the guys that couldn't keep the Fallout franchise going then, good thing Todd "The Howard" Howard was here to save it eh?
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#13 - brobafett (09/26/2015) [-]
>Slowly turning the game into a CoD rpg
>saving it

I bet you think Syrian immigrants just want to culturally enrich Europe too.
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#14 - LordZebedee (09/26/2015) [-]
Okay I gotta hear your explanation for how it's a "CoD rpg" because I may be a shopaholic but I am not buying that shit.
Whilst you're at it, explain how New Vegas is even a post apocalyptic world and not just a shitty Western.
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#15 - brobafett (09/26/2015) [-]
>Hit markers
>No skills ; just simplify perks and SPECIAL
>Frankengun customization
>Chop- I mean, vertibird gunner
>Heavy DLC focus ; Broken steel all over again
>Dog meat is suddenly a series staple, despite only appearing once in the any of the black isle games
>Guaranteed black and white moral choices because decision making is hard

Also, you are literally retarded. With exception of Fallout 1, none of the original series was post-apocalyptic. It's Post-post-apocalyptic. Everyone was were they needed be, I.E. rebuilding society (or their vision of it), and were starting to expand and have conflicts with neighboring with societies. Even Fallout 3 somewhat touched on this touched on this, despite everyone keeping to themselves for the most part in what ever quirky keep they hid within.
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#16 - LordZebedee (09/26/2015) [-]
Okay seriously this isn't 4chan, no matter how hard you try you can't green text.
The perks level up, allows you to use different play styles through the game without having to make a new character. Plus the skills are now just perks, so you can get the majority of them now anyway; oh boo hoo so they gave them a different name do you not like them?

Oh gun customisation, you mean the only good thing they added in vanilla New Vegas? Damn why would they expand upon that, so try harder you tit.

Don't like it? Don't use it. What you think CoD is the only game to have you shoot from a helicopter? You really are a moron.

DLC? And how could you possibly know that? They've announced there's going to be a dlc and a season pass, like with 3 and New Vegas and they've confirmed you can continue playing the game after it's story ending so you won't need DLC. So not Broken Steel again, if anything it'll have impressive DLC just like 3 and New Vegas did; hopefully the stories of New Vegas because let's face it the DLCs were the only good part about New Vegas.

They use Dog Meat to reference Mad Max, seeing as Fallout has usually taken a few themes from Mad Max. Also, just don't have dog meat as a companion then you friggin moron, why does it matter to you that they include a dog when advertising the game? Oh so because CoD did it once then it's exactly the same as it now, damn, guess when Fallout 5 is announced they'll advertise it with Captain Price with that logic.

Again making assumptions before you've even played it even though from what we've seen so far it's decisions seem to be in line with all the previous fallout games.

My God if you're even capable of doing so without having a seizure will you use your head? Seriously you just sound like a butthurt fan throwing a tantrum. Even if they are meant to be post-post-apocalyptic then this can be seen in the other Fallout games, whereas New Vegas is just a shitty western; has none of the other themes from Fallout and they gave you a bullshit reason why you have to use the same UI.
#17 - brobafett (09/26/2015) [-]
>Being this salty I'm right
#18 - LordZebedee (09/26/2015) [-]
"Hurr durr I win you lose" Good one, come back when you know how to debate you dumbshit.
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#19 - brobafett (09/26/2015) [-]
Why? I'm just acting like you are from the being of this little spat, ya silly buns.
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#20 - LordZebedee (09/26/2015) [-]
When all we had to go on was name calling, I can see already that I've won and you've just given up; see ya later
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#21 - brobafett (09/26/2015) [-]
Sounds like your the one who lost, see ya later sweetums.
#9 - How about using a computer, you child 09/24/2015 on stop videos pls 0
#7 - Comment deleted 09/23/2015 on Stupid Question 0
#4 - The thing I like about Math is that it can be completely confu… 09/23/2015 on math +1
#5 - In no way do I condone this violent act, but so many girls the… 09/23/2015 on Florida man is out of control 0
#30 - A "mom joke" really? Your jokes are so original!  [+] (1 new reply) 09/22/2015 on My New and First Pet! 0
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#31 - zaywoot (09/22/2015) [-]
I write all of my own material
#28 - Yeah, a lame overused joke  [+] (3 new replies) 09/22/2015 on My New and First Pet! 0
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#29 - zaywoot (09/22/2015) [-]
No, your mom is an overused joke, coincidentally, just like your mom - now who would've thought a sour cunt would be sired by a sour cunt.
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#30 - digitalpariah (09/22/2015) [-]
A "mom joke" really? Your jokes are so original!
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#31 - zaywoot (09/22/2015) [-]
I write all of my own material
#22 - And apparently you misinterpreted me as well. Just saying the …  [+] (6 new replies) 09/22/2015 on My New and First Pet! 0
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#26 - darksideofthebeast (09/22/2015) [-]
Shoot yourself.
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#23 - zaywoot (09/22/2015) [-]
Which was the entire point of the joke
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#28 - digitalpariah (09/22/2015) [-]
Yeah, a lame overused joke
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#29 - zaywoot (09/22/2015) [-]
No, your mom is an overused joke, coincidentally, just like your mom - now who would've thought a sour cunt would be sired by a sour cunt.
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#30 - digitalpariah (09/22/2015) [-]
A "mom joke" really? Your jokes are so original!
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#31 - zaywoot (09/22/2015) [-]
I write all of my own material
#19 - Gosh, as a fellow hedgehog owner I have to say that's soo orig…  [+] (9 new replies) 09/22/2015 on My New and First Pet! +1
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#20 - zaywoot (09/22/2015) [-]
... Right... Something tells me that you don't know what contemplate means

For how long did you think about naming it Sonic?
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#25 - darksideofthebeast (09/22/2015) [-]
He seems like one of those guys who gets pissed at people for naming their pets after something they like.
Aka he seems like an asshole.
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#22 - digitalpariah (09/22/2015) [-]
And apparently you misinterpreted me as well. Just saying the name "Sonic" when referencing a hedgehog is as much of a facepalm as telling a tall guy, "How's the weather up there?"
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#26 - darksideofthebeast (09/22/2015) [-]
Shoot yourself.
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#23 - zaywoot (09/22/2015) [-]
Which was the entire point of the joke
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#28 - digitalpariah (09/22/2015) [-]
Yeah, a lame overused joke
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#29 - zaywoot (09/22/2015) [-]
No, your mom is an overused joke, coincidentally, just like your mom - now who would've thought a sour cunt would be sired by a sour cunt.
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#30 - digitalpariah (09/22/2015) [-]
A "mom joke" really? Your jokes are so original!
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#31 - zaywoot (09/22/2015) [-]
I write all of my own material
#29 - Thanks for showing me this image. It's nice to be reminded tha… 09/21/2015 on An parent's tale +4
#235 - I get called "autistic" and respond by saying "… 09/20/2015 on PC master race -1
#17 - As ****** as it would be to lose my computer. It could … 09/20/2015 on Blind +1
#16 - I was just using TV as a metaphor. You can't have subtitles in… 09/20/2015 on Blind 0
#4 - I'd rather be blind than deaf. I'd hate not having music or no…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/20/2015 on Blind +2
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#9 - izaya (09/20/2015) [-]
No computer tho
#17 - digitalpariah (09/20/2015) [-]
As shitty as it would be to lose my computer. It could be for the best.

PIc related
#7 - maxoflifegaming (09/20/2015) [-]
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Everyone is entitled to their opinion, but wouldn't reading subtitles make the most sense? It's easier to read a sentence than try to listen to someone explain what's happening, while it happens. It's like how you can look at 2 different videos at the same time, but listening to two people talking at the same time would be much harder.

Hearing is great, but losing it wouldn't stop you from being able to navigate/explore. You can still hangout with other people, play games (not all, but losing sight would remove all games from this list), and do hundreds of other tasks as opposed to being blind.
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#16 - digitalpariah (09/20/2015) [-]
I was just using TV as a metaphor. You can't have subtitles in real life (not counting sign language). Yeah it certainly limits job options but I feel like if I were deaf, I would only be able to observe the world not truly feel connected to it. It is subjective though. Maybe I feel this way because I have poor eyesight anyway.
#80 - **** you, loser  [+] (2 new replies) 09/20/2015 on PC master race -9
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#235 - digitalpariah (09/20/2015) [-]
I get called "autistic" and respond by saying "Fuck you", and get red thumbs. Bunch of circle jerkers
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#3 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 09/20/2015 on Dont need thumbs. Just Dank... +1
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#20 - Construction is typically done the imperial style (feet and in… 09/20/2015 on Go America 0
#19 - *facepalm* 09/20/2015 on Go America +1
#54 - And Christians casually throwing out "I'll pray for you&q…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/20/2015 on PC master race +4
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#55 - angelious (09/20/2015) [-]
well..those are pretty everyday phrases in our culture...im not even religious and i say some of those in a normal conversation...
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#76 - choobe (09/20/2015) [-]
I can see "God bless", but do you really go around saying "I'll pray for you" or "Praise Jesus!" in normal conversations as a non-religious person? I've never heard someone do that.

Not saying there aren't a lot of casually religious sayings often used by almost everyone, but those three digitalpariah mentioned I've never heard being used outside a religous context maybe "God bless", but I really hear more of "Bless you" that "God bless"
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#77 - angelious (09/20/2015) [-]
ill pray for you...yes the local variant of my language is pretty common place in normal conversations.


jesus christ or variants of that is normal when dealing with shocking discoveries of various natures.

and ill pray for you is often used in more of an insulting or belittling manner rather than good will gesture.
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