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digitalpariah

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Gender: male
Age: 28
Consoles Owned: PS4, Sega Saturn
Video Games Played: RPG, Shooter, Platform
PSN: ThePizzaMessiah
Interests: Games, YouTube, drugs, Netflix
Date Signed Up:9/04/2015
Last Login:1/13/2016
Location:Arkansas USA
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#28 - Bullets are some of the most popular vibrating sex toys. I'm s…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/17/2015 on House Hold Items Women Can... +2
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#37 - yudodat (10/17/2015) [-]
Now that I've been called out about them, I can remember hearing about them some. I guess on a page about stupid people it didn't surprise me they might use an actual bullet.
#39 - I'm glad people like this affect you enough to warrant disdain… 10/13/2015 on gay boys 0
#6 - If you get a pet hedgehog, they eat cat food fyi 10/13/2015 on Clever Girl... +1
#6 - It's like people forget that bisexuality is a thing  [+] (7 new replies) 10/13/2015 on gay boys +33
#13 - Zaxplab (10/13/2015) [-]
>glorious bisexual master race
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#21 - assassindash (10/13/2015) [-]
It's not cheating if they're both being fucked at the same time, right?
#10 - ilikepatatas (10/13/2015) [-]
>implying that makes you any less gay
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#39 - digitalpariah (10/13/2015) [-]
I'm glad people like this affect you enough to warrant disdain, let alone a response. I hope more LGBT people will continue to rustle your jimmies forever
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#34 - schneidend (10/13/2015) [-]
> implying there's anything wrong with being gay, faggot
#25 - lardking (10/13/2015) [-]
technically it's half-gay
unless we count by number of partners, then it could be any percent/fraction
but if we count by the number of partners, that would make me asexual
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#7 - thetellerofstories (10/13/2015) [-]
I hear you there brother
#34 - ******* snitch deserves to get his ass kicked 10/13/2015 on The Grinch Ruins a Party -8
#1 - Jesus christ.... 10/12/2015 on Finally +3
#1 - Wrong turf, bro...  [+] (14 new replies) 10/10/2015 on its time +379
#109 - bugzbundy (10/11/2015) [-]
>these thumpers coming up the drive
>dog in the yard, sees them coming
> dog runs to greet them
>dogs paws covered in shit
>thumpers pure white shirts covered in dog shit
>they never return to my house.

MFW
#98 - jdizzleoffthehizzl (10/11/2015) [-]
My family is Mormon and even my mother would close the windows and hide when these guys were around
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#101 - mormon (10/11/2015) [-]
I grew up with 'Sister' missionaries. My friend when your missionaries are a pair of redheads 2 years older than you, you tend to be more than welcoming.
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#151 - Tusura (10/11/2015) [-]
My parents are Mormon. We live in Maryland.
I quit being Mormon when I was 14. I'm 28 now.
Literally half my life so far, I was raised Mormon.

My parents still have the missionaries over for dinner at least once a month, usually every 2-3 weeks.

I can honestly say, most Mormons are pretty chill people, they just happen to relate everything to being Mormon and God's blessings and stuff. It gets annoying.

They realize I want nothing to do with the church, so they leave me alone for the most part. I'm cordial with them, but I'm not going to go out of my way to talk to them, or tell them off.

tl;dr Mormons aren't so bad.
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#97 - realiwill (10/11/2015) [-]
I'm pretty sure there is just literally every type of white person you can find in Utah. Like I've seen many people who looked like they went to my high school on the east coast since I've lived here.
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#99 - mormon (10/11/2015) [-]
I moved to utah a few months ago and I can confirm that. White trash mixed with mormonic nuns
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#143 - assassindash (10/11/2015) [-]
I live in Utah, and my grandmother is Armenian, and my grandfather is Antlantian....
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#146 - mormon (10/11/2015) [-]
My mom's like %50 sicilian, my dad's really just white. His great great grandfather or something was the Sheriff of Ogden or some city here when all the mormons moved out. Though they didn't move here with me, I came for college.
#2 - internetnick (10/10/2015) [-]
Man, did the guy on the left move to Utah directly from England?

If that's not the most british looking guy I've see, Idk who is.
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#121 - lennybrown (10/11/2015) [-]
Maybe. I saw 2 on my bus the other week and I live in north east England most likely they where missionaries since they had a American accent. Do they always Dress like that wear those badges and no lie they even had them backpacks.
#192 - internetnick (10/11/2015) [-]
That's literally a copy of what all of them look like.

If they go to a cold place, they might wear suit jackets, and if it's really cold, actual jackets, but they name tag, white shirt, scriptures, and backpacks are pretty much standard.
#57 - anon (10/11/2015) [-]
It's possible, he's a missionary, they come from all over the world.
#28 - anon (10/11/2015) [-]
David mitchell
#3 - historybuff (10/10/2015) [-]
here is most British man
#6 - Comment deleted 10/07/2015 on Chen You Devil 0
#4 - Are you a girl? 10/07/2015 on Ask 0
#14 - You get that smut out of my face. 10/07/2015 on so inappropriate +2
#16 - You say that like Muslims are evil. 10/03/2015 on Not to name him... 0
#6 - It's not okay to make fun of fat children. It is perfectly oka…  [+] (8 new replies) 10/03/2015 on Fat +98
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#66 - RandomMRTroll (10/04/2015) [-]
true, my parents were fat.

fed us a lot.

we weren't allowed to go outside because familly really paranoid about rapist and molesters because my dad was molested when he was a kid and mom was raped when she was a teen.

Most parents give their kids vitamins and take them for walks and stuff.

we were fed chips and soda on the regular basis.

when i was 16 i weighed 340 lbs.

was sick of myself and at one point considered suicide.

started working out, because i want to change. i'm 20 now and about 240 lbs. lost 100lbs but still have a long way to go.

i'd never raise my kids like my parents did. the ridicule is outrageous.

not that i would have kids anyway.
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#92 - karson (10/04/2015) [-]
Congrats man. I wasnt the same as you, i was just always a tad chubby. But ive started worked out sonce january, and ive gone from 245 to 190 pounds. Im 6"1, and im also 20.
The biggest part of losing weight is wstching what you eat. And you dont even have to stop eating what you like to eat. Just smaller portions. I love soda, and i was told i would never lose any weight unless i kicked soda. Well now i only drink 1 soda a day, and the rest is water or orange juice or something. I still want to losse another 10-20 pounds.
Good luck bud, you're almost there. Its not that hard, im sure you understand being that youve already lost over 100 pounds.
#43 - anon (10/04/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** Are you a former fat kid?
Fatties need to know otherwise they turn into big fatties.
#50 - anon (10/04/2015) [-]
it's not usually the child's fault when they are fat, it is their parent's
#24 - anon (10/03/2015) [-]
It depends. Are we talking good-natured ribbing between friends, or being a cunt towards strangers in public? One is okay, the other is not.
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#9 - fuzzyballs (10/03/2015) [-]
yeah, because when you reach a certain age, it's your own responsibiilty
#27 - anon (10/03/2015) [-]
well done on simplifying what they were saying for additional pinkies
#30 - skorchy (10/04/2015) [-]
But he didn't simplify? He gave the logic behind a statement. And to be honest, I needed that logic
#2 - Watch for cars! 10/02/2015 on spoopyyy 0
#57 - It causes no physical harm, unlike a cut on the arm. You think… 10/02/2015 on when a girls hair is on... 0
#2 - I liked season 5 but after that it became mediocre. Thought it…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/01/2015 on Yoga for men +2
#16 - Vulgaris (10/01/2015) [-]
#5 - There's nothing wrong with getting SNAP benefits. Most people …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/01/2015 on Atheists:1 Christians:0 +1
#13 - comicironic (10/01/2015) [-]
Nobody said there was anything wrong with it, they're just highlighting a little bit of hypocrisy in an area that is heavily reliant on government support but still follows a party that pushes individualism and a small state.
#11 - anon (10/01/2015) [-]
Yes there is, Republicans bitch about poor people getting money, and say nothing about corporate welfare...
#3 - I hated when girls did this. And before all you bleeding heart…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/01/2015 on when a girls hair is on... -10
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#20 - thechosentroll (10/01/2015) [-]
"It grows back" is a pretty shit excuse. Yeah, sure, just slash someones' arm and go "Don't be such a baby. It heals.". See what happens.
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#57 - digitalpariah (10/02/2015) [-]
It causes no physical harm, unlike a cut on the arm. You think people in 3rd world countries would care about this nonsense? There's no reason to feel butthurt unless you're the girl in the picture
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#48 - hiukuss (10/01/2015) [-]
An arm wouldn't grow back like hair would. Your counter-example was just as bad as his argument.
#49 - anon (10/01/2015) [-]
He didn't say he'd cut the arm off, moron.
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#50 - hiukuss (10/01/2015) [-]
Oh big fucking deal, the arm would heal either way. It's a fucking cut, big deal.
#46 - I didn't say he was hard. Just hardest. As in he had stronger … 09/30/2015 on That's fucking bullshit +1
#5 - That's the thing. She wasn't uncomfortable around new people. … 09/30/2015 on Pits +1
#43 - Well he was the hardest trainer in Gold/Silver  [+] (2 new replies) 09/30/2015 on That's fucking bullshit +2
#45 - alpacalypse (09/30/2015) [-]
Over leveled doesn't mean hard, he had a god damn Pikachu dude.
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#46 - digitalpariah (09/30/2015) [-]
I didn't say he was hard. Just hardest. As in he had stronger monsters than any other trainer. Calm your tits yo
#3 - My mom had a pit for 12 years. She was a wonderful dog. Very l…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/30/2015 on Pits +1
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#4 - priestoftheoldones (09/30/2015) [-]
Normal of Pits to freak out at strangers. If you raised it like you said, all you'd need to do is introduce them like you would a person. Pits are very smart dogs, so they'd see "Oh well they're a friend,". My friend's pit freaked the fuck out when she first saw me until he just patted me on the shoulder.
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#5 - digitalpariah (09/30/2015) [-]
That's the thing. She wasn't uncomfortable around new people. She loved getting attention from anyone, even strangers. She just did not like children at all
#2 - who holds a gun like that? it's not a digital camera, Derpina 09/30/2015 on how sliver 1 plays csgo 0
#31 - "You've got 5 seconds to move, ************ "  [+] (5 new replies) 09/30/2015 on That's fucking bullshit +7
#42 - alpacalypse (09/30/2015) [-]
Why do people make red out to be so damn edgy?
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#43 - digitalpariah (09/30/2015) [-]
Well he was the hardest trainer in Gold/Silver
#45 - alpacalypse (09/30/2015) [-]
Over leveled doesn't mean hard, he had a god damn Pikachu dude.
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#46 - digitalpariah (09/30/2015) [-]
I didn't say he was hard. Just hardest. As in he had stronger monsters than any other trainer. Calm your tits yo
#38 - justaredshirt (09/30/2015) [-]
Red: "Pikachu. Use Thunderbolt."
Asshole: "That's a excellent idea! Pikachu can restore power to the SZZZZAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
(body falls onto ground)
Pikachu: "Pi pika pikachu." (Translation: "Its Super Effective.")
#198 - Comment deleted 09/29/2015 on THAT RHYME -- LOL +2
#84 - you son of bitch. i need the money 09/29/2015 on This is the money cat 0
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