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digitalpariah

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Gender: male
Age: 28
Consoles Owned: PS4, Sega Saturn
Video Games Played: RPG, Shooter, Platform
PSN: ThePizzaMessiah
Interests: Games, YouTube, drugs, Netflix
Date Signed Up:9/04/2015
Last Login:1/12/2016
Location:Arkansas USA
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#57 - I watched Banjo-Kazooie die I watched Halo and Gears of Wa… 3 hours ago on Half life 3 +3
#102 - I've been in many relationships. I'm nearly 30. I know what a … 01/10/2016 on pussy truth 0
#5 - Who's afraid to buy condoms?? I like unofficially announcing t… 01/09/2016 on - Alexis Texas 0
#32 - Finally, that cunt got what she deserves 01/09/2016 on i wonder if they're ok +1
#7 - The most blunt and accurate description of a relationship I've…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/09/2016 on pussy truth -4
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#41 - guillem (01/09/2016) [-]
This shows you've never been in a loving relationship. Yeah, sex is a part of being with someone, but I can tell you it is the least of it. I spend a large amount of hours with my girlfriend, of which maybe 1/10 is sex and the others are keeping each other's company.

A relationship is trading your free time for love, affection and the company of your loved one. If you really think it is just sex, I pity you, because it proves you've never truly been in a loving relationship.
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#102 - digitalpariah (01/10/2016) [-]
I've been in many relationships. I'm nearly 30. I know what a loving relationship is but I can't say I loved all my exes. Far from it. There are many reasons to be in a relationship, love isn't the most common one.

Loving someone is great. Everyone should do it and never fuck it up, but let's be real here. You're not going to love them all. Hell, statistically you're not going to love most of them.
#44 - justtocomment (01/09/2016) [-]
Okay, but I can hang out with my friends without giving up my ability to go out whenever I so choose. I can also hang out with my friends and not be expected to have sex with only them.
I'm in a relationship and a happy one at that. But I don't pretend that I didn't give up certain liberties to have that.
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#47 - guillem (01/09/2016) [-]
I am not saying you do not give up liberties, of course, if you have X time and you all of a sudden you spend more time with your girlfriend (which you did not before), you're going to have to stop doing things and re-arranging your time. In my case, it was hanging up less with my friends and playing less videogames (which is aggravated by the fact that at the same time I goy my girlfriend, I started simultaneously studying two college degrees).

You give up things for a girlfriend, but you're not "giving them up for sex", you're giving things up in order to be able to spend time with your loved one. That was my point.
#64 - justtocomment (01/09/2016) [-]
But it is given up for sex. There are things you are not allowed to do when you are in a relationship. The only thing you do when you're a couple instead of friends is have sex. I can live with a friend, hang out with a friend, pay to go to dinner with a friend, but I don't have sex with my friends. I have sex with my girlfriend. In order to have that, I have to give up different things like having sex with other girls.
It's like buying a Prius instead of a Pickup truck - I did it for the gas mileage ("I did it to be with the girl I love"), not for the environmental impact ("not to have sex") but that did come with the decision anyway. But because chose a Prius ("relationship"), I lost towing capability ("I can't have sex with other girls").
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#22 - renacava (01/09/2016) [-]
kinda a superficial way to look at it, in my opinion
#6 - ah, well it was still a lame way for that character to go  [+] (5 new replies) 01/03/2016 on Smooth +2
#7 - comradewinter (01/03/2016) [-]
Maybe, but he wasn't intended to be that big of a character anyway. He was popularized by the community. Original trilogy Star Wars is all about lame deaths anyway, none of them were particularly dramatic.
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#8 - Riukanojutsu (01/03/2016) [-]
Maybe its just me but i remember a sith lord getting thrown into a laser pit of death by his apprentice while shooting lightning with his hands.
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#9 - cisdroidcommander (01/03/2016) [-]
Yeah, and darth vader´s death is one of the best scenes in all of star wars
#10 - anon (01/04/2016) [-]
Okay, just those two characters. And maybe Yoda if he counts.
#13 - anon (01/04/2016) [-]
he was said to have escaped the sarlak pit, so i hope he shows up in viii
#4 - Oh yeah, totally smooth. Too bad he got knocked into a sarlaac…  [+] (22 new replies) 01/03/2016 on Smooth +29
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#31 - jimmyneubtron (01/04/2016) [-]
I remember seeing somewhere in a book that he actually escapes the pit from the inside.
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#12 - staidsgtforge (01/04/2016) [-]
Spoiler He didn't actually die
#20 - facepalmftw (01/04/2016) [-]
Spoiler That's Star Wars "Legends" now. For all intents and purposes, he did die.
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#32 - clavatninenine (01/04/2016) [-]
Disney also tried to say that Revan isn't canon.

You can't un-canon Revan. And you can't un-un-kill Boba Fett.

They can do whatever the fuck else they want though.
#33 - facepalmftw (01/04/2016) [-]
Look dude, I don't like it any more than you do...
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#37 - clavatninenine (01/04/2016) [-]
good because Revan is canon and Boba Fett isn't dead and every time Disney tries to say otherwise a child dies.
#38 - facepalmftw (01/04/2016) [-]
There you have it folks: Disney is killing children.

In other news, go ask George Lucas what he thinks about this. I'll give you a hint he sides with Disney: the whole thing has been handed over, and it's their scene now.
#23 - anon (01/04/2016) [-]
We don't know that for sure, we still have 2 more movies to find out.
#28 - facepalmftw (01/04/2016) [-]
Uh huh, and we don't know for sure that the Emperor is dead, but I kinda doubt they're keeping the "consciousness floating through space" thing, either.
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#11 - angelious (01/04/2016) [-]
he suicided himself after learning ben kenobi, a man who was responsible for the death of both his father, mother and directly influenced the death of his adopted father was long dead.
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#18 - heartlessrobot (01/04/2016) [-]
Too bad Mace Windu killed his "father", and he had no mother since he was just an unaltered clone.
Literally, everything you said was wrong.
#22 - anon (01/04/2016) [-]
He's refrencing a webcomic, Darths and Droids, which re-imagines the Star Wars Movies as D&D campaigns in a world where Star-Wars never existed.
It's Okay, gets kind of wordy but still fun.
Qui Gon Jin is a strategist supreme.
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#24 - keatontheghostfox (01/04/2016) [-]
Really?? Like I'm all for somewhat nerdy stuff but that's just wow... I'm not sure whether to feel better about myself or feel sad that that exists.
#40 - homestuckxplain (01/04/2016) [-]
Dude, come on. Don't just shit all over something when you don't even know anything about it, Darth and Droids is hilarious.
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#17 - twentytwelve (01/04/2016) [-]
To hunt him in the afterlife
#5 - comradewinter (01/03/2016) [-]
He stuck a spear into the Jet Pack, which blasted him off. Due to no compression, it wouldn't work if he tried to activate it.
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#6 - digitalpariah (01/03/2016) [-]
ah, well it was still a lame way for that character to go
#7 - comradewinter (01/03/2016) [-]
Maybe, but he wasn't intended to be that big of a character anyway. He was popularized by the community. Original trilogy Star Wars is all about lame deaths anyway, none of them were particularly dramatic.
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#8 - Riukanojutsu (01/03/2016) [-]
Maybe its just me but i remember a sith lord getting thrown into a laser pit of death by his apprentice while shooting lightning with his hands.
User avatar
#9 - cisdroidcommander (01/03/2016) [-]
Yeah, and darth vader´s death is one of the best scenes in all of star wars
#10 - anon (01/04/2016) [-]
Okay, just those two characters. And maybe Yoda if he counts.
#13 - anon (01/04/2016) [-]
he was said to have escaped the sarlak pit, so i hope he shows up in viii
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