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#16 - omg I want to hold it  [+] (6 new replies) 07/28/2013 on dis 4 me? +57
#139 - itrinx (07/28/2013) [-]
Me TooooOoOOoOoOo
#172 - spoodermanz (07/28/2013) [-]
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User avatar #195 - itrinx (07/29/2013) [-]
Do you remember the name of this g-mod ?
User avatar #196 - spoodermanz (07/29/2013) [-]
I didnt even know it was a video :l
User avatar #198 - itrinx (07/29/2013) [-]
Odd Acquaintances 4:08. You still can watch the entire video.
#3 - Picture  [+] (15 new replies) 07/26/2013 on The World's Most Easily... +17
User avatar #7 - meathooksodomy (07/27/2013) [-]
I know this is unrelated but does anyone knows why cats do this? My cat used to do this on a teddy bear (not a bear but I don't know how they're called in english, those animals that little children play with) and I never knew why she did it.
User avatar #46 - hydraetis (07/27/2013) [-]
I think they just like the soft feeling
#10 - semifreddo (07/27/2013) [-]
They do it because that's how they feed milk from their mother as kittens. They kind of squeeze on their mother's stomache to get the milk out. And I guess they continue with it because it's pretty comfy as they imagine and remember their time with their mother as kittens. So that's probably why most still do it. For your cat's case though I guess it was a tad more extreme as the teddy bear (or whatever it was) acted like their mother. More so often cats can do it on whatever soft material they like (even your lap as you pet them and goddamn does that hurt if you haven't trimmed their claws.
I love cats.
User avatar #111 - wanicochil (07/27/2013) [-]
I thought they develop the habit if they are taken away from their mother too early in their life
#11 - meathooksodomy (07/27/2013) [-]
I always said that it looked like she was feeding, but I thought I was wrong.
BTW, she did it on one who kinda looked like this, what do you call it?
#73 - feeding (07/27/2013) [-]
Was she feeding yes or no?
I need to know if I must report her.
User avatar #74 - meathooksodomy (07/27/2013) [-]
No, she was just pretending to be feeding.
User avatar #75 - feeding (07/27/2013) [-]
I will let is slide.

THIS TIME!
User avatar #77 - meathooksodomy (07/27/2013) [-]
Thank you for your mercy.
#14 - dafuqmang (07/27/2013) [-]
That's a Saint Bernard stuffy. A nanny dog stuffy.
User avatar #15 - meathooksodomy (07/27/2013) [-]
I thought stuffed animals were the one who were dead and preserved and put on living roomsas decorations.
#16 - dafuqmang (07/27/2013) [-]
It really depends on the context. Generally, if I were to talk about an animal that has been dead and preserved, I'd emphasize it in the way I say stuffed (it's really hard to explain, but if I were to say a STUFFED animal, rather than a stuffed animal).

But yeah, it's a stuffed animal, or a stuffy as I was raised calling it.
User avatar #17 - meathooksodomy (07/27/2013) [-]
Ok, thanks for the explanation and not being a dick about it, that's rare here on Funnyjunk.
#18 - dafuqmang (07/27/2013) [-]
No problem, I understand 100% how weird some things are named.
User avatar #8 - internetrage (07/27/2013) [-]
claw sharpening, but on sofas and shit it doesnt really work
#43 - Picture 07/26/2013 on Dog got into the pot +2
#124 - darth vader and batman. batman will not kill. 07/26/2013 on Choose Wisely +1
#60 - Picture 07/25/2013 on Life Hacks +1
#128 - everyone should push this button. 07/25/2013 on I see nothing wrong here +3
#64 - Picture 07/25/2013 on 0/10 would not press +1
#10 - I'm going to put this under your bed now 07/22/2013 on you would not belive how... +12
#35 - 2spooky4me 07/22/2013 on dafuq +1
#203 - I don't, because this **** is terrifying nightmare fuel. 07/22/2013 on (Warning) Pokemon Fusion 0
#200 - Blastata is best pokemon 07/22/2013 on (Warning) Pokemon Fusion +2
#216 - Picture 07/22/2013 on facebook 0
#22 - Picture 07/20/2013 on CoD community in a nutshell +19
#24 - Picture 07/19/2013 on Gay Rights 0
#11 - Picture 07/17/2013 on Road Head 0
#168 - Dream job. 07/17/2013 on Question For The Men of FJ 0
#34 - FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FA…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/17/2013 on EEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRR +7
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#50 - barfybear (07/17/2013) [-]
you... you can leave the internet to jack off... but how..?
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#85517 - Picture 07/16/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#85515 - So, I'm applying for a job I'm perfect for, skill wise. I don'…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/16/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #85518 - deadpoolman (07/16/2013) [-]
email a big company a question or something simple look at their reply go from there
User avatar #85516 - davvi (07/16/2013) [-]
tell 4chan to write it for you word by word
#85517 - dieselthedragon (07/16/2013) [-]
#5 - Picture 07/16/2013 on Oh, Ursula! +2
#22 - dergs 07/16/2013 on How to know when the date... +5
#85418 - Nah. You'll do fine. Relax. Take a bath or something. You don'…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/16/2013 on Advice - love advice,... -1
User avatar #85419 - smercenary (07/16/2013) [-]
Thanks for the advice, I really appreciate it.
#85416 - Remember to look over your shoulder, check your mirrors, and p…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/16/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #85417 - smercenary (07/16/2013) [-]
Ok thanks for the tip.
I'm not a awful driver and I've practiced plenty but I just can't sleep because it's tommorw.
It's like my driving instructor said. The worst I can do is kill everyone!
User avatar #85418 - dieselthedragon (07/16/2013) [-]
Nah. You'll do fine. Relax. Take a bath or something. You don't wanna be tired~
User avatar #85419 - smercenary (07/16/2013) [-]
Thanks for the advice, I really appreciate it.
#1617 - Picture 07/15/2013 on foxxywithpaws's profile 0
#1615 - y u do dis. I THOUGHT WE WERE BROS  [+] (2 new replies) 07/15/2013 on foxxywithpaws's profile 0
User avatar #1616 - foxxywithpaws (07/15/2013) [-]
I had dieseldragon and dieselthedragon in my friends list. Welcome back.
User avatar #1617 - dieselthedragon (07/15/2013) [-]
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User avatar #15 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/10/2013) [-]
Thanks for the freind add ^^
User avatar #16 to #15 - dieselthedragon (09/10/2013) [-]
no problem. Thanks for showing off~
User avatar #17 to #16 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/10/2013) [-]
anyh time you want <3
User avatar #18 to #17 - dieselthedragon (09/10/2013) [-]
oh don't say that...I might call it in sometime
User avatar #19 to #18 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/10/2013) [-]
oh its to late not to sya that
User avatar #1 - garymotherfingoak (07/11/2013) [-]
i get the feeling that i know you form somewhere
User avatar #2 to #1 - dieselthedragon (07/11/2013) [-]
your name is familiar as well
User avatar #4 to #3 - dieselthedragon (07/11/2013) [-]
ARoo? What?
User avatar #5 to #4 - garymotherfingoak (07/11/2013) [-]
are you from denmark?
User avatar #6 to #5 - dieselthedragon (07/11/2013) [-]
No. USA
User avatar #7 to #6 - garymotherfingoak (07/11/2013) [-]
are you lyyyying?
User avatar #9 to #8 - garymotherfingoak (07/11/2013) [-]
darn.

he was a very close friend of mine, i still miss him
User avatar #10 to #9 - dieselthedragon (07/11/2013) [-]
I'm sorry
User avatar #11 to #10 - garymotherfingoak (07/11/2013) [-]
*hug* its okay

i miss thomas
User avatar #13 to #12 - garymotherfingoak (07/11/2013) [-]
thanks :3
User avatar #14 to #13 - dieselthedragon (07/11/2013) [-]
no problem
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