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User avatar #1392 - betta (02/18/2014) [-]
Ourrrr colllllaaaabbbb thooo!

What's up? How've you been?
User avatar #1393 to #1392 - diddymonster (02/18/2014) [-]
been good, just writing down my comic ideas and doing nothing with them


how about you, how're you these days?
User avatar #1394 to #1393 - betta (02/19/2014) [-]
I'm pretty good. Just doing thingies like messing around with video games and guitar (as well as drawing.)

Care to share some of your ideas?
User avatar #1395 to #1394 - diddymonster (02/22/2014) [-]
i have a few idea that i haven't quite fleshed out yet and don't think are funny enough just yet

gabe newell releasing half life 3 on a tiger wristwatch
a paedophilephile being caught watching paedophiles
someone getting annoyed at someones voice and he can't figure out why (his lines are written in comic sans)


i had about 5 others written down somewhere
User avatar #1396 to #1395 - betta (02/22/2014) [-]
That last one

Comedygold.jpg.

The rest were pretty good. That last one doe. Got me x)
User avatar #1389 - optimos (02/01/2014) [-]
Will you come back to comic-making some day?
User avatar #1390 to #1389 - diddymonster (02/02/2014) [-]
definitely, i have a few ideas planned and I'll probably start up again this month
User avatar #1391 to #1390 - optimos (02/02/2014) [-]
Nice brah :3
User avatar #1388 - roflstorm (12/12/2013) [-]
You best be getting your ass back here, ************ .

You are NOT leaving me alone with there dipsticks
User avatar #1376 - roflstorm (10/11/2013) [-]
************ , you had better come back.
User avatar #1378 to #1376 - diddymonster (10/12/2013) [-]
i'm back bitches
User avatar #1379 to #1378 - roflstorm (10/12/2013) [-]
Kingdom dicks
you're alive
How ya feelin'?
User avatar #1380 to #1379 - diddymonster (10/12/2013) [-]
pretty good, just went away for a while. i won't be on here as often over the next few weeks but i'll definitely be on at least every other day


how're you?
User avatar #1381 to #1380 - roflstorm (10/12/2013) [-]
Well, the best of luck to you and a full recovery.
And i will admit something, i thought i lost ya.
User avatar #1382 to #1381 - diddymonster (10/12/2013) [-]
nah i'm going down fighting.

and tbh it's looking incredibly good, earlier this year was scary and i even said goodbye to the people i knew back then on here (just said i could be leaving the site, didn't say why.)

you're never told it's gone for good but things are definitely looking up.
User avatar #1383 to #1382 - roflstorm (10/12/2013) [-]
That's great bud.
speedy recov'ry to ya.
User avatar #1384 to #1383 - diddymonster (10/12/2013) [-]
cheers man, means a lot

it's 4:20am here so imma blaze it (jk off to bed)
User avatar #1385 to #1384 - roflstorm (10/12/2013) [-]
Alright, night bud.
And i hope the treatments, if there are any going on, go as planned
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User avatar #1374 - optimos (10/08/2013) [-]
Why are you never online?
User avatar #1377 to #1374 - diddymonster (10/12/2013) [-]
because life is suffering, nah just went away for a while i'm back home now
User avatar #1387 to #1377 - optimos (10/12/2013) [-]
But I hope more your recovery. That's more important than comics or anything, bro.
User avatar #1386 to #1377 - optimos (10/12/2013) [-]
Nice then. I hope to see a comic from you soon.
User avatar #1357 - roflstorm (09/23/2013) [-]
The pain pretty much told me i stabbed clean through the muscle
User avatar #1358 to #1357 - diddymonster (09/23/2013) [-]
yeah but is your grip still the same?

i got shocked by my oven and my thumb hasn't been the same since....i'm betting a cut could be worse
User avatar #1359 to #1358 - roflstorm (09/23/2013) [-]
Im scared to move the thumb much because im afraid it might tear itself open again and bleed ******* everywhere. Definitely nicked a vessel. But aside from that, the grip is still there.
User avatar #1360 to #1359 - diddymonster (09/23/2013) [-]
good to know hopefully all will be good
User avatar #1361 to #1360 - roflstorm (09/23/2013) [-]
I could say the same for you bud.
What type of cancer is it, mind me asking.
User avatar #1362 to #1361 - diddymonster (09/23/2013) [-]
bowel cancer, i made a comic about it nearly a year ago about how i'm literally butthurt but my sister made me delete it
User avatar #1363 to #1362 - roflstorm (09/23/2013) [-]
**** son, you dun got ass cancer.
And i never got to see the comic, Do you still have it?
User avatar #1364 to #1363 - diddymonster (09/23/2013) [-]
it's somewhere on my old laptop...the punchline was basically after all my treatment and recovery i finally decided to live life to the fullest, only to end up looking at cats on the internet

i'll be making more comics soon though.....do you make any oc?
#1365 to #1364 - roflstorm (09/23/2013) [-]
Well the best of luck to you and a speedy ******* recovery.
As for OC? I was making a short comic earlier this year when i moved to Britain for a promotion i had received. I was there for 3 weeks and i was miserable. Just up n leaving my home and going halfway around the world. Thankfully though, i moved back home after my boss saw how miserable i was. He told me i should move back home.
In that time, i made this. Titled "Farewell Canada"
I was almost done working out the last few bits when i moved back home.
But aside from this. I have no ideas for OC mate, sorry.
User avatar #1366 to #1365 - diddymonster (09/23/2013) [-]
i've made surreal comics, feels comic and a few collabs and even a Dickbutt OC and tomorrow i'm going to make my first racist OC


p.s. i remember you saying you moved here and wanted to move back home
User avatar #1367 to #1366 - roflstorm (09/23/2013) [-]
I was given an "honest demotion"
I didn't do anything wrong to be demoted, my new boss just told me that i would hamper my work if i continued living in Britain. Which isn't to say that the UK is a miserable place, i just missed being in the frozen green wilderness of Canaduh.
And i hope you don't piss of more people than you mean Being a racist comic and all.
User avatar #1368 to #1367 - diddymonster (09/23/2013) [-]
UK is a great place (most countries are in some way or another) but i must say london is a very miserable and lonely place

and don't worry it's just another lazy Tyrone joke
User avatar #1369 to #1368 - roflstorm (09/23/2013) [-]
Oh ok then.
I briefly lived in a wee town called Calais. Which if i recall is about an hour or so outside of London.
And ok then. I the the go ahead for construction of "lazy ass tyrone comic"
User avatar #1370 to #1369 - diddymonster (09/23/2013) [-]
i thought you moved to london
User avatar #1371 to #1370 - roflstorm (09/23/2013) [-]
I did, then troubles arose with the landlord, who was a total prick, and i decided to move to Calais. The rent was 120 dollars, or like, 75 pounds cheaper.
Had to take a few driving lessons so i could more easily adjust to driving on the other side of the road, and above all else, the people there were fantastic. I met one asshole in my 3 weeks being there. It was a great place, filled with great people. But i missed my home
User avatar #1372 to #1371 - diddymonster (09/23/2013) [-]
i understand, i went to university in scotland and having lived in Wales my entire life everyone and everything i ever knew was back home in Wales


i was only 500 miles away god know what it was like for you being thousands of miles away
User avatar #1373 to #1372 - roflstorm (09/23/2013) [-]
It was ok at first, then i realized i had to leave most of my stuff back in Canada. Including all my hockey gear. Which was the world to me. So when i went to a sports store to get hockey gear, all they had were crumby plastic hollow hockey sticks and a few gloves for sale. Everything else was just jerseys for teams, cleats, footballs, knee pads and a water cooler. After that. I just felt left out and miserable. I also just about killed myself from trying not to imitate an english accent. I did a few times to my english room mate and he gave me a scowl then laughed when i said "sorry". Only saying "how very canadian of you". for the next 2 weeks afterwards. it was misery in paradise.
User avatar #1353 - betta (09/21/2013) [-]
Hey, I've got most of the comic done, but I'm still working on changing a few of the poses to suit the comic a bit better, but I have a lot of free time, so It's all good.
User avatar #1354 to #1353 - betta (09/21/2013) [-]
Oh, and I not too sure if I asked you if you had a facebook. I want to add as many comic makers on facebook, cause it's an easier way to talk to people.
#1356 to #1354 - betta (09/21/2013) [-]
And then there's this.

I'll upload it to memecenter, you can upload it here.
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#1350 - betta (09/11/2013) [-]
It's something :U
User avatar #1341 - betta (08/08/2013) [-]
Hey.
User avatar #1343 to #1342 - betta (08/15/2013) [-]
How's the comic racket going?
User avatar #1344 to #1343 - diddymonster (08/16/2013) [-]
i'm still going to make comics (eventually) but right now i just need some time for myself

are you still doing the collab?
User avatar #1345 to #1344 - betta (08/16/2013) [-]
I'm waiting for my computer to come in the mail, but when it's here, the collab will be done 24 hours from then.
User avatar #1346 to #1345 - diddymonster (08/16/2013) [-]
have you still got the panels i sent you because i sure as hell don't
User avatar #1347 to #1346 - betta (08/16/2013) [-]
Of course I still do! I just need to get them off of my hard drive.
User avatar #1348 to #1347 - diddymonster (08/17/2013) [-]
i found it on my computer if you need it
User avatar #1349 to #1348 - betta (08/17/2013) [-]
Nahh, I still have it :T I just need to get my hard drive from my friends house.
#1339 - thechosentroll (07/25/2013) [-]
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Good day. Have you accepted Slaanesh as your lord and drug dealer yet?
#1336 - roflstorm (06/30/2013) [-]
NETHER HOUSE IS COMPLETE
#1337 to #1336 - anonymous (06/30/2013) [-]
that's nice man, you should have a nether portal inside and build an overworld mansion in the nether (dirt blocks and sand as ground n such)
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User avatar #1338 to #1337 - diddymonster (06/30/2013) [-]
logging in would have been a good idea
#1340 to #1338 - roflstorm (06/30/2013) [-]
Heres the whole thing
User avatar #1327 - optimos (06/18/2013) [-]
I think DJ 4DM1N isn't going to give us colored text ever...
User avatar #1328 to #1327 - diddymonster (06/18/2013) [-]
i didn't expect as much, how're you btw?
User avatar #1329 to #1328 - optimos (06/18/2013) [-]
Good I think... my life is a bit boring but well...
You?
User avatar #1330 to #1329 - diddymonster (06/18/2013) [-]
completely knackered, just got back from a festival and my legs are dead


uploading anything soon
User avatar #1331 to #1330 - optimos (06/18/2013) [-]
Cool, waiting to see it.

I'm thinking of new ideas for comics. I have one about a scene with Professor Oak and a ****** (you know, they both are related to bikes) but it's hard to get a funny story/punchline.
User avatar #1334 to #1332 - diddymonster (06/18/2013) [-]
how come they always turn up when you start making a racist comment?
#1295 - optimos (06/11/2013) [-]
We're both waiting for colored text. I hope ad.min give it to us soon...
User avatar #1296 to #1295 - diddymonster (06/11/2013) [-]
just keep bugging him

i've been waiting for coloured text for having 1000 korean flags for months
#1297 to #1296 - optimos (06/11/2013) [-]
Nah, I think I'll give him a chance. But if he doesn't give me it in 3 days, I'm going to bug him until he gives me it.

or bans me
User avatar #1298 to #1297 - diddymonster (06/11/2013) [-]
i'll leave it a while too.

i'm not too bothered about getting coloured text but i think captainwow should get it for creating the oc comic makers channel.
User avatar #1299 to #1298 - optimos (06/11/2013) [-]
Yeah, and he even left a comment with his latest comic (it has reached over 1,000 thumbs on 3rd June). He deserves it the most.
User avatar #1300 to #1299 - diddymonster (06/11/2013) [-]
he'll get a notification for being mentioned so i'll just say once more.......

captain,you're awesome and need recognition
#1301 to #1300 - optimos (06/11/2013) [-]
Yeah, same here. You're our Great Leader, the Captain who sails our ship full of OC comics.
Yeah, same here. You're our Great Leader, the Captain who sails our ship full of OC comics.
User avatar #1302 to #1301 - diddymonster (06/11/2013) [-]
look at us kissing arse


but what a glorious arse to kiss
#1303 to #1302 - optimos (06/11/2013) [-]
We're not. We're just saying the truth. aren't we?
User avatar #1304 to #1303 - diddymonster (06/11/2013) [-]
definitely
#1318 to #1304 - captainwow (06/11/2013) [-]
You boys keep me young.

#1291 - istompchildren (06/10/2013) [-]
Hey diddy
User avatar #1292 to #1291 - diddymonster (06/10/2013) [-]
sup taco....childre.....whatever

how are ya buddy?
#1279 - roflstorm (06/08/2013) [-]
so i got into a fight,....
User avatar #1280 to #1279 - diddymonster (06/08/2013) [-]
i hear acupuncture is good for you
User avatar #1281 to #1280 - roflstorm (06/08/2013) [-]
Wanna know what really sucks?
I went on an adventure and found 3 villages, a mushroom biome, 2 desert temples, 1 jungle temple, found 18 TNT (in the desert temples), 12 emeralds and a stronghold WITH an enderportal.

Sounds awesome right?
I never brought a map....
I was so lost i had to kill myself.
User avatar #1282 to #1281 - diddymonster (06/08/2013) [-]
i got tired of this happening to me so i made a railway from the inital spawn point to my house so if i ever got lost all i had to do was make a compass find the spawn point and either ride a cart home or just run along the track
User avatar #1283 to #1282 - roflstorm (06/08/2013) [-]
Imma go do that now.
User avatar #1275 - SonicTeam (06/07/2013) [-]
Good or bad idea?
User avatar #1276 to #1275 - diddymonster (06/07/2013) [-]
visually i think it's kinda funny but i don't think my style will pull it off,.
User avatar #1311 to #1276 - SonicTeam (06/11/2013) [-]
Hmm....Damn
User avatar #1312 to #1311 - diddymonster (06/11/2013) [-]
anyone else on here you know who'll be up for it?
User avatar #1313 to #1312 - SonicTeam (06/11/2013) [-]
Kinda...but they're all too busy
User avatar #1314 to #1313 - diddymonster (06/11/2013) [-]
keep hold of it for a while then, or post a status asking for help
User avatar #1315 to #1314 - SonicTeam (06/11/2013) [-]
Believe me, I have been asking...but I keep getting the "Runaround"
User avatar #1325 to #1315 - runaround (06/16/2013) [-]
there has to be a reason why you capitalized the R in runaround -_-
User avatar #1326 to #1325 - SonicTeam (06/18/2013) [-]
Oh God, there's a user named Runaround?
User avatar #1316 to #1315 - diddymonster (06/11/2013) [-]
at least i was honest with you saying i wouldn't do your idea justice

like i said hold on to the idea until you find someone, why not try the newer oc comic makers?
User avatar #1317 to #1316 - SonicTeam (06/11/2013) [-]
Like who?
User avatar #1265 - betta (06/07/2013) [-]
I'm finishing up the collaboration soon. Maybe this weekend.

How's it going?
User avatar #1266 to #1265 - diddymonster (06/07/2013) [-]
i'm good nothing new really

how're you?
User avatar #1305 to #1266 - betta (06/11/2013) [-]
I'll be making comics again starting by posting one this friday.

Hellspawn chickens will also get better. Gonna post part 2. It's going to be a long one as well

How's life?
User avatar #1306 to #1305 - diddymonster (06/11/2013) [-]
life's good, got a promotion and going to a festival (so i'll be missing your comic when it's posted)

how's your life?
User avatar #1307 to #1306 - betta (06/11/2013) [-]
My life is boring. I'm just finishing school. Tomorrow's the last day.

I like festivals! I think our town will be having one soon as well.
User avatar #1308 to #1307 - diddymonster (06/11/2013) [-]
i have to travel 200 miles to mine

i know i'm a broken record but how's the collab going?
User avatar #1309 to #1308 - betta (06/11/2013) [-]
I got the first panel finally done!

It'll go a lot faster when I finally have some free time and when my computer stops acting like a pile of **** .
User avatar #1310 to #1309 - diddymonster (06/11/2013) [-]
just post it to your channel when you're done
User avatar #1269 to #1266 - betta (06/07/2013) [-]
Well...

I wanna make a website. I'd call it something like "Comic hub". Something cool. Maybe you could help with the layout and stuff? I've been planning this for a few months now, so don't think I'm going into this completely blind. What it would be is a website for all sorts of comic makers to hang out and collaborate. Maybe have some sort of forums, a front page, a subscription thing that people would actually would want to use. Most importantly, there'd be comic makers from here, memecenter, and all other places comic to make comics with others. They wouldn't even have to be able to draw! They could just supply the jokes to people and ask for credit from them. Would you be willing to help out with this website?
User avatar #1270 to #1269 - diddymonster (06/07/2013) [-]
sounds like a fun idea but i have no idea where to begin with web design or anything like that, i'd certainly support and visit and post comics if you wanted them but have no idea how i could actually help with the building of the site apart from giving a running critique.

know anyone else who could help?
User avatar #1271 to #1270 - betta (06/07/2013) [-]
Not really, I thought that you might T:

Well anyhow, I'm going to try to get this going during summer.

Do you have any major plans for comic making?
User avatar #1272 to #1271 - diddymonster (06/07/2013) [-]
not really, i only make comics for fun so i don't see myself investing in a tablet or setting a deadline of x amount of comics a week (of course i may change my mind i my comics get more recognition)

how about you?
User avatar #1273 to #1272 - betta (06/07/2013) [-]
Meh, the most major thing I have going on is that website.

I'm un-sure if it'll take off or not, but I certainly hope it does. I really just wanna see more people enthusiastic about comics and stuff like that.
User avatar #1274 to #1273 - diddymonster (06/07/2013) [-]
i hope it goes well for ya
#1284 to #1274 - betta (06/09/2013) [-]
Hey dude (:

I'm practicing my spriting abilities. What do you think?
User avatar #1285 to #1284 - diddymonster (06/09/2013) [-]
not bad bur i feel like the bottom of slestas head should be rounder......just nitpicking
User avatar #1286 to #1285 - betta (06/09/2013) [-]
Do you think the community would like it if I made a comic with sprites?
User avatar #1287 to #1286 - diddymonster (06/09/2013) [-]
maybe if the comics were game based or quickies
User avatar #1288 to #1287 - betta (06/09/2013) [-]
It's going to be slesta trying to survive in a cliche nintendo/atari game.

The joke is that those games were impossibly difficult. Wanna help me brainstorm?
User avatar #1289 to #1288 - diddymonster (06/09/2013) [-]
maybe tomorrow (unless you have thought of something by then)

it's 3am here and my brain isn't at peak thinking capacity
User avatar #1267 to #1266 - betta (06/07/2013) [-]
I'm decent. I have a bit of a conundrum, but other than that I'm pretty good.

You wanna help me with a project, or could find someone to help me with a project?
User avatar #1268 to #1267 - diddymonster (06/07/2013) [-]
depends what you'll need help with, if it's an art collab then go with someone else.

User avatar #1277 to #1264 - diddymonster (06/07/2013) [-]
always take extra obsidian and some flint and steel .......always!!
User avatar #1278 to #1277 - roflstorm (06/07/2013) [-]
I know that now, And i was told by some guy that i can go creative mode and give myself flint n steel.
I got out and when i went back in......
well......not so good......
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