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still no colored text

do you want my rits?

Nah, you're alright
Give them to someone who needs them! If you want, I could do that for you?

sure, i gave up items a while ago and DJ 4DM1N gave them to me for getting top comment

all i'm keeping is my flags

Ah nice dude, Oh and congratulations on top comment!

do you have minecraft?

DIDMONSTER

irwin my bitch

how's things?

things are hanging well... im about to get a Tyranitar in pokemun Fire Red so yeah.. things are awesome bru

i'm hopefully gonna be having a night of minecraft with a few guys on here so things are good on my end too

will you engage in the bum sex after your minecraft session?

that's the plan

do you intend to have the sexing of the bum with your Tyranitar dildo

with my weedle didlo as a matter of fact... sucks to have a small rectum

don't worry your weedle dildo beedrillin' you tonight

sucks being a single male doesnt it?

at least we're alone together

yes .. yes we are my good man

i wasn't home.....i should have given you a key.

lel i gettit

how're things
anything new?

things are fine
got to bribe a coupla teachers at uni because they're gonna fail me

and remember that guy i told you about... the one whose parents weren't so happy about him being bi, that we had made out two or three times... (if you didn't know him you do now), so, he invited me to sleep over when his parents were out and he apologised for not having talked to me for months and he said he liked me but wasn't ready for a relationship (calling BS, he had had a boyfriend until like a month ago - and I'm fucking tired of hearing "I'm not ready for a relationship", is that the new "I like you as a friend"??), but well, he apologised at least, and then we made out and slept (just sleeping) together, and I haven't seem him or talked to him since, but this time it's my choice and oh girl, I'm loving it.

you lucky I'm not charging you for this rant

and btw, just curious, how good is my English?

take things slow and hopefully he'll come to his senses and you'll be happy together (if you really want to chase after him that is)

p.s. i'm a therapist, you pay me

p.s.s. you can't even tell you're not from an english speaking country, you're english is near perfect

Nah, I don't want him no more
he dun fuck'd up
fuck him and his evasives
fuck him
I'll love to but well
fuck him

pic related to the p.s.s.

also, tell me you put that last "you're" on purpose, please

just testing you honestly

so anyone else on the horizon?

just this girl from uni
but I'm too shy when I like someone and I don't know what to do with her
we have quite a lot in common: we listen to good music (each our own style but we agree on lots of it), also we like cats and we sort of hate people (extra points for hating lots of people from uni, people think this is highschool, I'm so sick of it, I wanna go do my Practicum abroad).

right now I'm just staring at the picture I posted last comment
gosh, it's so cute

are you sure it's cute?

i'm quite timid too when it comes to asking someone out so i'm not sure what advice to give (i'm not looking for anyone right now so i don't have to worry too much)

and I love carrots but man I'm so sick of them
like
I wanna stick them up a rabbit's ass
god

tomorrow I'm eating fruit again
and Monday I'll wake up and stick 8 bananas into my mouth
I hope this diet does something, I'm doing it more as a goal than as an attempt to lose weight, I wanna start something and end it.

also I'm on a diet

this one

www.food.com/recipe/7-day-soup-diet-recipe-215370

it's even cuter now

well, one day I had had a couple drinks I was talking to her on fb and we were joking and joking I asked her out for a drink or something someday and when she said yes I said I wasn't joking and when I asked if she would still say yes she said yes

you can breathe now

and, well, that is something, we just have to set a date. I'll have to ask her again. I'm so bad at this...

I'm more confident when it's a guy who I like, I guess because I understand guys better, girls have always kind of scared me. fuckin' education, man...

are you seriously not looking for anyone or are you just trying to convince yourself?

well i'm pretty much back to full strength and i'm feeling confident but i've got too many other things to sort out first. job finding a new flat, bills and other such things

i'm not looking but if someone falls in my lap and it feels like something can happen i'm not going to ignore it

(do you need to diet?)

kwohl

and yes, I do need to diet. I also need to exercise. I'm just too lazy and sedentary. I'm not too overweight but it shows up with not-so-loose clothes. I hope I don't lose my butt, though, I've been told it's very cute.
and also it's just a week. I just hope I won't regain it when it's over, though...

stay off the sweets and fatty foods and you'll stay bootylicious

I do stay out of them, I only eat healthy food, just too much of it lol
but lately I've been controling it
eating slower and stuff

good for you i hope it goes well for ya

i have work in the morning so we'll speak soon i don't speak enough to my friends on here

talk to you soon!

looks good....the shoes are a bit weird though, can you draw consistently so the characters look the same in each panel ( i can't so that's why i'm not getting a tablet)

i make my oc out of love for glorious DJ 4DM1N

... This is why we can't have nice things.

glorious