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#113 - make a better offer 08/19/2012 on cocktail's profile 0
#13 - Picture  [+] (9 new replies) 08/19/2012 on What trading items feels like +14
User avatar #16 - freespeech (08/19/2012) [-]
I'll trade it for your me gusta. and I just noticed a word filter
User avatar #17 - diddymonster (08/19/2012) [-]
sure (i don't even know what "original pinkie pie" is)
User avatar #19 - freespeech (08/19/2012) [-]
there is a word filter for ad min which changes it to pinkie pie
User avatar #20 - diddymonster (08/19/2012) [-]
totally worth it swapping an item worth 1000 for an item worth 100 (thank god the points are worthless)
User avatar #21 - freespeech (08/19/2012) [-]
they are worth the same
#22 - diddymonster (08/19/2012) [-]
User avatar #23 - freespeech (08/19/2012) [-]
damn. my bad. dyslexic sometimes
User avatar #24 - diddymonster (08/19/2012) [-]
technically they have no worth so you were right in the first place
User avatar #18 - freespeech (08/19/2012) [-]
ad min
#10 - fancy a sundae?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2012 on What trading items feels like +2
User avatar #11 - somer (08/19/2012) [-]
aw gee thanks buddy.
I don't know what to say.
#3859 - ;) 08/19/2012 on irwincardozo's profile 0
#6 - i'm getting people asking for my "big" items in retu… 08/19/2012 on What trading items feels like +3
#4 - just though i'd make this quickly  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2012 on What trading items feels like +5
#6 - diddymonster (08/19/2012) [-]
i'm getting people asking for my "big" items in return for bronze coins already
#3854 - www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4024509/What+trading+items+f… 08/19/2012 on irwincardozo's profile 0
#3852 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 08/19/2012 on irwincardozo's profile 0
#3853 - irwincardozo (08/19/2012) [-]
hope it went straight to HELLZ!
User avatar #3854 - diddymonster (08/19/2012) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4024509/What+trading+items+feels+like/ i hope my new one doesn't (oh don't mind me thumbwhoring by constantly giving you my comics to look at)
#3847 - it was red thumbs as far as the eye could see  [+] (4 new replies) 08/19/2012 on irwincardozo's profile 0
#3849 - irwincardozo (08/19/2012) [-]
in memory of my content
#3852 - diddymonster (08/19/2012) [-]
#3853 - irwincardozo (08/19/2012) [-]
hope it went straight to HELLZ!
User avatar #3854 - diddymonster (08/19/2012) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4024509/What+trading+items+feels+like/ i hope my new one doesn't (oh don't mind me thumbwhoring by constantly giving you my comics to look at)
#3845 - it was red thumbs as far as the eye can see 08/19/2012 on irwincardozo's profile 0
#3842 - 0.o spooky  [+] (7 new replies) 08/19/2012 on irwincardozo's profile 0
#3845 - diddymonster has deleted their comment.
User avatar #3844 - irwincardozo (08/19/2012) [-]
i heard it was filled with spam :|
User avatar #3847 - diddymonster (08/19/2012) [-]
it was red thumbs as far as the eye could see
#3849 - irwincardozo (08/19/2012) [-]
in memory of my content
#3852 - diddymonster (08/19/2012) [-]
#3853 - irwincardozo (08/19/2012) [-]
hope it went straight to HELLZ!
User avatar #3854 - diddymonster (08/19/2012) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4024509/What+trading+items+feels+like/ i hope my new one doesn't (oh don't mind me thumbwhoring by constantly giving you my comics to look at)
#3829 - p.s. what chall think www.funnyjunk.com/channel/bendingtime/W… 08/19/2012 on irwincardozo's profile 0
#3828 - where'd your comic go :(....i though we were going to be front…  [+] (10 new replies) 08/19/2012 on irwincardozo's profile 0
User avatar #3830 - irwincardozo (08/19/2012) [-]
I DON'T KNOW!! I just got home and it's not there anymore!!
User avatar #3842 - diddymonster (08/19/2012) [-]
0.o spooky
#3845 - diddymonster has deleted their comment.
User avatar #3844 - irwincardozo (08/19/2012) [-]
i heard it was filled with spam :|
User avatar #3847 - diddymonster (08/19/2012) [-]
it was red thumbs as far as the eye could see
#3849 - irwincardozo (08/19/2012) [-]
in memory of my content
#3852 - diddymonster (08/19/2012) [-]
#3853 - irwincardozo (08/19/2012) [-]
hope it went straight to HELLZ!
User avatar #3854 - diddymonster (08/19/2012) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4024509/What+trading+items+feels+like/ i hope my new one doesn't (oh don't mind me thumbwhoring by constantly giving you my comics to look at)
#3829 - diddymonster has deleted their comment.
#86 - just to clarify she was a pure breed german shepard which has …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2012 on Dog +1
User avatar #87 - irfxnightfire (08/19/2012) [-]
Yes, things like that
Thanks OP
If your dog is infected or way too old then it's had a good run
Don't let it suffer
Feels for you.
#28 - "Save me" or "Liar" 08/19/2012 on Damn You, Oak +1
#38 - even though my dog is dead, you've made me piss my pants with …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/19/2012 on Dog +7
#88 - HolyDiver (08/19/2012) [-]
You have no idea how happy that made me :D
User avatar #89 - diddymonster (08/19/2012) [-]
and you have no idea how happy you made me
#35 - well she was a German Shepard  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2012 on Dog +50
#90 - ariusbrightwing (08/19/2012) [-]
#67 - about 30 seconds 08/19/2012 on Dog Texts Comp 2 0
#3772 - yep why? is there more?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2012 on irwincardozo's profile 0
#3774 - irwincardozo (08/19/2012) [-]
This image has expired
yes... yes there is moar
#31 - bikesicle  [+] (3 new replies) 08/19/2012 on Dog Texts Comp 2 +19
User avatar #47 - dtcrawl (08/19/2012) [-]
... exactly how long have you been waiting to use that picture...?
User avatar #67 - diddymonster (08/19/2012) [-]
about 30 seconds
#51 - N. Korean citizen (08/19/2012) [-]
That masterpiece? Which has clearly been crafted by one of the greatest photoshop artists of our time? Idk, man, probably years.
#1230 - bye sexy 08/19/2012 on dragonzard's profile 0
#1228 - i'll post it then delete it k? (p.s. unless you've seen avatar…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/19/2012 on dragonzard's profile 0
User avatar #1229 - dragonzard (08/19/2012) [-]
I loved ATLA.
KK,luv u.
See ya later.
User avatar #1230 - diddymonster (08/19/2012) [-]
bye sexy
#1226 - well my content is finished now if you fancy a peek?  [+] (4 new replies) 08/19/2012 on dragonzard's profile 0
User avatar #1227 - dragonzard (08/19/2012) [-]
Just a peek bro.
#1228 - diddymonster has deleted their comment.
User avatar #1229 - dragonzard (08/19/2012) [-]
I loved ATLA.
KK,luv u.
See ya later.
User avatar #1230 - diddymonster (08/19/2012) [-]
bye sexy
#1223 - funnyjunk.com/user/irwincardozo/1497#1497 and yes i did  [+] (7 new replies) 08/19/2012 on dragonzard's profile 0
User avatar #1224 - dragonzard (08/19/2012) [-]
You remembered <3
I must go BB,see you in an hour or two,if you're still online.
<3
User avatar #1226 - diddymonster (08/19/2012) [-]
well my content is finished now if you fancy a peek?
User avatar #1227 - dragonzard (08/19/2012) [-]
Just a peek bro.
#1228 - diddymonster has deleted their comment.
User avatar #1229 - dragonzard (08/19/2012) [-]
I loved ATLA.
KK,luv u.
See ya later.
User avatar #1230 - diddymonster (08/19/2012) [-]
bye sexy
User avatar #1225 - dragonzard (08/19/2012) [-]
No homo.
#1221 - lookie at what i just found  [+] (9 new replies) 08/19/2012 on dragonzard's profile 0
User avatar #1222 - dragonzard (08/19/2012) [-]
I sure hope IRWINCARDOZO Doesn't see this.
Did you make that?
User avatar #1224 - dragonzard (08/19/2012) [-]
You remembered <3
I must go BB,see you in an hour or two,if you're still online.
<3
User avatar #1226 - diddymonster (08/19/2012) [-]
well my content is finished now if you fancy a peek?
User avatar #1227 - dragonzard (08/19/2012) [-]
Just a peek bro.
#1228 - diddymonster has deleted their comment.
User avatar #1229 - dragonzard (08/19/2012) [-]
I loved ATLA.
KK,luv u.
See ya later.
User avatar #1230 - diddymonster (08/19/2012) [-]
bye sexy
User avatar #1225 - dragonzard (08/19/2012) [-]
No homo.
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User avatar #1117 - betta ONLINE (3 hours ago) [-]
That was some damn fine content.
User avatar #1119 to #1117 - diddymonster (3 hours ago) [-]
are you going to upload all your back-ups?
User avatar #1121 to #1119 - betta ONLINE (3 hours ago) [-]
Yes, then I'll hopefully think of some good ideas to create and put off for later.
User avatar #1118 to #1117 - diddymonster (3 hours ago) [-]
thanks bud

it's exceeding all expectations so far
User avatar #1120 to #1118 - betta ONLINE (3 hours ago) [-]
Mine kinda failed... But ehh, whatever
User avatar #1122 to #1120 - diddymonster (3 hours ago) [-]
you win some you lose some. I still got a giggle out of it.
User avatar #1123 to #1122 - betta ONLINE (3 hours ago) [-]
Well thanks for that

I'll hopefully be finishing up my first comic of my series that I'm making. I'll post that one after my next one.
User avatar #1124 to #1123 - diddymonster (3 hours ago) [-]
can i get a sneak peek of the plot?
User avatar #1125 to #1124 - betta ONLINE (3 hours ago) [-]
Sure, I'll upload it as far as I've gotten.

Lemme just compile it real quick.
User avatar #1126 to #1125 - diddymonster (3 hours ago) [-]
yay


quick question.....do you americans know that axe bodyspray has a different name in other parts of the world
User avatar #1127 to #1126 - betta ONLINE (3 hours ago) [-]
Really? Huh, like what?
#1128 to #1127 - diddymonster (3 hours ago) [-]
it's called lynx here in the UK

(i was asking incase people would get lost with this content)
User avatar #1129 to #1128 - betta ONLINE (3 hours ago) [-]
huehuehuehuehue, that one was pretty good.
User avatar #1130 to #1129 - diddymonster (3 hours ago) [-]
i'll probably upload that one tomorrow

how long is your comic series going to be?
User avatar #1131 to #1130 - betta ONLINE (3 hours ago) [-]
You'll be able to tell when I upload it.
#1133 to #1132 - betta ONLINE (3 hours ago) [-]


It's not done yet though.
User avatar #1134 to #1133 - diddymonster (3 hours ago) [-]
holy shit BEWBS!!

it has potential, do you have the entire thing planned out?
User avatar #1135 to #1134 - betta ONLINE (3 hours ago) [-]
Aww yiss.
User avatar #1136 to #1135 - diddymonster (3 hours ago) [-]
looking forward to it then
User avatar #1138 to #1136 - betta ONLINE (3 hours ago) [-]
Fantastic!

Do you have any other cool comics that you'll be posting?
#1141 to #1138 - diddymonster (3 hours ago) [-]
here's a throwaway comic i made in case i needed to make an emergency upload
User avatar #1139 to #1138 - diddymonster (3 hours ago) [-]
have you seen my hangnail one?
User avatar #1140 to #1139 - betta ONLINE (3 hours ago) [-]
hah, yeah. That one was pretty good too!
User avatar #1137 to #1136 - diddymonster (3 hours ago) [-]
fucking emoticons
User avatar #1093 - malistaticy (11 hours ago) [-]
oh em gee y r u so lazy?
User avatar #1094 to #1093 - diddymonster (11 hours ago) [-]
lazy? urm gee willikers y do u thin that
User avatar #1095 to #1094 - malistaticy (11 hours ago) [-]
u nevr post comcs >: ((((((
User avatar #1096 to #1095 - diddymonster (11 hours ago) [-]
i have 14 ready to go in june, trying to post a comic everyday for a month

although i'm tempted to scrap that idea and just post them as i please
User avatar #1097 to #1096 - malistaticy (11 hours ago) [-]
pls no
il halp if u waant :(((
User avatar #1098 to #1097 - diddymonster (11 hours ago) [-]
nah i'm good,

if you want i can show you one to tide you over
#1100 to #1099 - diddymonster (11 hours ago) [-]
here we go buddeh
User avatar #1102 to #1101 - diddymonster (11 hours ago) [-]
i'm off to my job to make money for my bitches and shit

speak soon
User avatar #1103 to #1102 - malistaticy (11 hours ago) [-]
dun go
i want too ak if its kewl if i makes animated versions of ur comis???
User avatar #1104 to #1103 - diddymonster (7 hours ago) [-]
i'm back now, i was on my lunch break but i'm home now

i'd be honored to see my comix animadoodled

would you like an existing comic or an idea that i haven't got round to making yet?
User avatar #1105 to #1104 - malistaticy (6 hours ago) [-]
i dunno
either you perfer
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User avatar #1106 to #1105 - diddymonster (6 hours ago) [-]
i had a star wars related idea if you fancy it?
User avatar #1108 to #1106 - malistaticy (5 hours ago) [-]
o boi
do tell
User avatar #1109 to #1108 - diddymonster (5 hours ago) [-]
luke skywalker alone looking at robotic hand "stupid robotic hand" he says "doesn't even feel like it belongs to me".....suddenly gets a pervy look on his face and slowly lowers his hand into his pants and starts fapping furiously, slowly behind him ben kenobi appears as a blue ghost, after a few moments he yells "LUKE!!" luke turns around startled, ben kenobi continues "i though i taught you better than this" (said with a really concerned sad face)

suddenly perks up "use the force instead.....it's way better"


(bit stupid and obvious but i hope it's content worthy)
User avatar #1110 to #1109 - malistaticy (5 hours ago) [-]
i got to admit, i got a kik out of it. xD
you wanna help voie n draw n shit?
User avatar #1112 to #1110 - malistaticy (5 hours ago) [-]
voice*
sorry c key as been acting up
User avatar #1114 to #1112 - diddymonster (5 hours ago) [-]
i don't mean to toot my own trumpet but i do a pretty good alec guiness impression
User avatar #1116 to #1115 - diddymonster (5 hours ago) [-]
feel free to do whatever you like with this idea (even scrap it if it isn't working)

again just let me know if you need anything
User avatar #1113 to #1111 - diddymonster (5 hours ago) [-]
sure if you're really up for making it

just ask and i'll be there to help in any way i can
User avatar #1081 - seratyo ONLINE (17 hours ago) [-]
Uh... Hello?
User avatar #1082 to #1081 - diddymonster (17 hours ago) [-]
sorry i was just going to ask for your opinion (because you're one of the few guys on here who doesn't kiss the arse of oc and says everything is good) on a comic and you didn't answer so i asked someone else and forgot i wasn't on my own profile for some reason and tried to delete it without a trace

now that your here i'm nearly done with my first ever "feel" comic if i can get your opinion on that one
User avatar #1083 to #1082 - seratyo ONLINE (17 hours ago) [-]
Oh sure, sorry I left my laptop on over night and forgot I was logged in...
User avatar #1084 to #1083 - diddymonster (17 hours ago) [-]
i do that a lot when updating or downloading things, i'll be done in about 5 minutes, just adding text and a few finishing touches
#1085 to #1084 - seratyo ONLINE (17 hours ago) [-]
Okey-Dokey bro.
#1087 to #1086 - seratyo ONLINE (17 hours ago) [-]
Pretty good man, not only do you have the feels, but you're also working the Pokemon angle.

Should do OK at the least... I think...
User avatar #1088 to #1087 - diddymonster (17 hours ago) [-]
anything i can change? i'm not satisfied with the dialogue
#1089 to #1088 - seratyo ONLINE (17 hours ago) [-]
What if before the "MEMORY HAS BEEN DELETED" panel, He said: You'll be fi-

Or not, I dunno, dialogue seemed good enough to me.
#1090 to #1089 - diddymonster (17 hours ago) [-]
i've altered the end a bit now (i'll stop bothering you after this)
#1091 to #1090 - seratyo ONLINE (17 hours ago) [-]
Yeah looks better now man.   
   
   
Good luck with posting it!
Yeah looks better now man.


Good luck with posting it!
User avatar #1092 to #1091 - diddymonster (17 hours ago) [-]
coming soon to a funnyjunk near you
User avatar #1074 - irwincardozo (05/23/2013) [-]
supp didster
User avatar #1075 to #1074 - diddymonster (05/23/2013) [-]
nothing much just getting ready for work

how're you irwie
User avatar #1076 to #1075 - irwincardozo (05/23/2013) [-]
im already and working and browing NSFW at work

i like living life dangerously .. livin la vida loca bromi
User avatar #1077 to #1076 - diddymonster (05/23/2013) [-]
i have no internet at work and have to fill my time with work

first world problems
User avatar #1078 to #1077 - irwincardozo (05/23/2013) [-]
usually peeps kiss their partners and cuddle with them after a good sex session.. you know what i do

i delete my history and cookies


hold me diddy... hold me tight ;_;
User avatar #1080 to #1078 - diddymonster (05/23/2013) [-]
i'm off to work, i'll comfort, hold you and make the world go away in 10 hours
User avatar #1079 to #1078 - diddymonster (05/23/2013) [-]
i know that feel, i let my history pile up over the days/weeks until eventually someone asks to use my computer to which i reply

"urm yeah sure um let me just do something first, just going to urm cancel some updates and stuff so y'know, you don't get bothered by them"
User avatar #1071 - diddymonster (05/17/2013) [-]
**diddymonster rolled user landmines ** i love your face
User avatar #1068 - diddymonster (05/17/2013) [-]
**diddymonster rolled user walkingdisaster ** hi twi
User avatar #1069 to #1068 - walkingdisaster (05/17/2013) [-]
**walkingdisaster rolled user cptsweatpants ** hi twi
User avatar #1072 to #1070 - walkingdisaster (05/17/2013) [-]
**walkingdisaster rolled a random comment #2160993 posted by elbrysobrony at Friendly ** :
Umm... Look for [FJ] Derpy Samurai.

I dunno, actually. And I can't acess it now.
User avatar #1073 to #1072 - diddymonster (05/17/2013) [-]
**diddymonster rolled a random comment #3736512 posted by faggotsaregay at MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE EXPERIENCE ** :
yess
User avatar #1066 - admin (05/16/2013) [-]
i love you <3
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User avatar #1054 - ied (05/13/2013) [-]
1000 NK Flags.
NIce.
User avatar #1055 to #1054 - diddymonster (05/13/2013) [-]
still no colored text

do you want my rits?
User avatar #1056 to #1055 - ied (05/13/2013) [-]
Nah, you're alright
Give them to someone who needs them! If you want, I could do that for you?
User avatar #1057 to #1056 - diddymonster (05/13/2013) [-]
sure, i gave up items a while ago and DJ 4DM1N gave them to me for getting top comment

all i'm keeping is my flags
User avatar #1058 to #1057 - ied (05/13/2013) [-]
Ah nice dude, Oh and congratulations on top comment!
User avatar #1051 - betta ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]
What's your gamertag?
User avatar #1053 to #1051 - diddymonster (05/11/2013) [-]
do you have minecraft?
User avatar #1052 to #1051 - diddymonster (05/11/2013) [-]
DIDMONSTER
User avatar #1040 - irwincardozo (05/11/2013) [-]
diddy my girl
User avatar #1041 to #1040 - diddymonster (05/11/2013) [-]
irwin my bitch

how's things?
User avatar #1042 to #1041 - irwincardozo (05/11/2013) [-]
things are hanging well... im about to get a Tyranitar in pokemun Fire Red so yeah.. things are awesome bru
User avatar #1043 to #1042 - diddymonster (05/11/2013) [-]
i'm hopefully gonna be having a night of minecraft with a few guys on here so things are good on my end too
User avatar #1044 to #1043 - irwincardozo (05/11/2013) [-]
will you engage in the bum sex after your minecraft session?
User avatar #1045 to #1044 - diddymonster (05/11/2013) [-]
that's the plan

do you intend to have the sexing of the bum with your Tyranitar dildo
User avatar #1046 to #1045 - irwincardozo (05/11/2013) [-]
with my weedle didlo as a matter of fact... sucks to have a small rectum
User avatar #1047 to #1046 - diddymonster (05/11/2013) [-]
don't worry your weedle dildo beedrillin' you tonight
User avatar #1048 to #1047 - irwincardozo (05/11/2013) [-]
sucks being a single male doesnt it?
User avatar #1049 to #1048 - diddymonster (05/11/2013) [-]
at least we're alone together
User avatar #1050 to #1049 - irwincardozo (05/11/2013) [-]
yes .. yes we are my good man
User avatar #1038 - roflstorm (05/03/2013) [-]
Happy birthday bud
#1036 - irwincardozo (05/01/2013) [-]
happy birthday lover <3


<--- thaz me coming to pic you up for our date tonight
User avatar #1037 to #1036 - diddymonster (05/03/2013) [-]
i wasn't home.....i should have given you a key.
User avatar #1016 - novren (04/27/2013) [-]
hey diddy

sup man

fucking IM doesn't work as usual
must be blacking out
get it
black
hue
#1017 to #1016 - diddymonster (04/27/2013) [-]
lel i gettit   
   
how're things   
 anything new?
lel i gettit

how're things
anything new?
User avatar #1018 to #1017 - novren (04/27/2013) [-]
things are fine
got to bribe a coupla teachers at uni because they're gonna fail me

and remember that guy i told you about... the one whose parents weren't so happy about him being bi, that we had made out two or three times... (if you didn't know him you do now), so, he invited me to sleep over when his parents were out and he apologised for not having talked to me for months and he said he liked me but wasn't ready for a relationship (calling BS, he had had a boyfriend until like a month ago - and I'm fucking tired of hearing "I'm not ready for a relationship", is that the new "I like you as a friend"??), but well, he apologised at least, and then we made out and slept (just sleeping) together, and I haven't seem him or talked to him since, but this time it's my choice and oh girl, I'm loving it.

you lucky I'm not charging you for this rant

and btw, just curious, how good is my English?
User avatar #1019 to #1018 - diddymonster (04/27/2013) [-]
take things slow and hopefully he'll come to his senses and you'll be happy together (if you really want to chase after him that is)

p.s. i'm a therapist, you pay me

p.s.s. you can't even tell you're not from an english speaking country, you're english is near perfect
#1020 to #1019 - novren (04/27/2013) [-]
Nah, I don't want him no more
he dun fuck'd up
fuck him and his evasives
fuck him
I'll love to but well
fuck him

pic related to the p.s.s.

also, tell me you put that last "you're" on purpose, please
User avatar #1021 to #1020 - diddymonster (04/27/2013) [-]
just testing you honestly

so anyone else on the horizon?
User avatar #1022 to #1021 - novren (04/27/2013) [-]
just this girl from uni
but I'm too shy when I like someone and I don't know what to do with her
we have quite a lot in common: we listen to good music (each our own style but we agree on lots of it), also we like cats and we sort of hate people (extra points for hating lots of people from uni, people think this is highschool, I'm so sick of it, I wanna go do my Practicum abroad).

right now I'm just staring at the picture I posted last comment
gosh, it's so cute
#1023 to #1022 - diddymonster (04/27/2013) [-]
are you sure it's cute?   
   
i'm quite timid too when it comes to asking someone out so i'm not sure what advice to give (i'm not looking for anyone right now so i don't have to worry too much)
are you sure it's cute?

i'm quite timid too when it comes to asking someone out so i'm not sure what advice to give (i'm not looking for anyone right now so i don't have to worry too much)
User avatar #1026 to #1023 - novren (04/27/2013) [-]
and I love carrots but man I'm so sick of them
like
I wanna stick them up a rabbit's ass
god

tomorrow I'm eating fruit again
and Monday I'll wake up and stick 8 bananas into my mouth
I hope this diet does something, I'm doing it more as a goal than as an attempt to lose weight, I wanna start something and end it.
User avatar #1024 to #1023 - novren (04/27/2013) [-]
it's even cuter now

well, one day I had had a couple drinks I was talking to her on fb and we were joking and joking I asked her out for a drink or something someday and when she said yes I said I wasn't joking and when I asked if she would still say yes she said yes

you can breathe now

and, well, that is something, we just have to set a date. I'll have to ask her again. I'm so bad at this...

I'm more confident when it's a guy who I like, I guess because I understand guys better, girls have always kind of scared me. fuckin' education, man...

are you seriously not looking for anyone or are you just trying to convince yourself?
User avatar #1027 to #1024 - diddymonster (04/27/2013) [-]
well i'm pretty much back to full strength and i'm feeling confident but i've got too many other things to sort out first. job finding a new flat, bills and other such things

i'm not looking but if someone falls in my lap and it feels like something can happen i'm not going to ignore it

(do you need to diet?)
User avatar #1028 to #1027 - novren (04/27/2013) [-]
kwohl

and yes, I do need to diet. I also need to exercise. I'm just too lazy and sedentary. I'm not too overweight but it shows up with not-so-loose clothes. I hope I don't lose my butt, though, I've been told it's very cute.
and also it's just a week. I just hope I won't regain it when it's over, though...
User avatar #1029 to #1028 - diddymonster (04/27/2013) [-]
stay off the sweets and fatty foods and you'll stay bootylicious
User avatar #1030 to #1029 - novren (04/27/2013) [-]
I do stay out of them, I only eat healthy food, just too much of it lol
but lately I've been controling it
eating slower and stuff
User avatar #1031 to #1030 - diddymonster (04/27/2013) [-]
good for you i hope it goes well for ya

i have work in the morning so we'll speak soon i don't speak enough to my friends on here
User avatar #1032 to #1031 - novren (04/27/2013) [-]
talk to you soon!
#1014 - diddymonster (04/22/2013) [-]
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#1010 - betta ONLINE (04/04/2013) [-]
Hey, what do you think of the first ever drawing I did with my new drawing tablet?

Iz good? Iz bad?

(enlarge)
User avatar #1011 to #1010 - diddymonster (04/04/2013) [-]
looks good....the shoes are a bit weird though, can you draw consistently so the characters look the same in each panel ( i can't so that's why i'm not getting a tablet)
#1008 - flyingwhale (04/01/2013) [-]
1000th comment get!
User avatar #1006 - admin (04/01/2013) [-]
nice oc bro
User avatar #1007 to #1006 - diddymonster (04/01/2013) [-]
i make my oc out of love for glorious DJ 4DM1N
User avatar #1004 - betta ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
Comment #1002 master race.
User avatar #1005 to #1004 - betta ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
... This is why we can't have nice things.
User avatar #1000 - roflstorm (03/29/2013) [-]
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User avatar #1001 to #1000 - diddymonster (03/29/2013) [-]
glorious
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