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Date Signed Up:12/25/2011
Last Login:5/25/2013
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#11 - Picture  [+] (8 new replies) 05/14/2013 on Seduction gone wrong +36
#12 - diddymonster (05/14/2013) [-]
#56 - N. Korean citizen (05/15/2013) [-]
haha i was expecting
#38 - Schadenfreude (05/15/2013) [-]
#37 - tastycrisps (05/15/2013) [-]
User avatar #13 - orton (05/14/2013) [-]
I'd still hit it.
#25 - iamphoenix (05/15/2013) [-]
As she's a cartoon character, that's irrelephant.

i'll go into lifelong exile now.
User avatar #14 - diddymonster (05/14/2013) [-]
no one would blame you
#15 - orton (05/14/2013) [-]
Indeed.
#3726069 - applecopy was first 05/14/2013 on MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE... 0
#3726059 - anyone want my RITs?  [+] (4 new replies) 05/14/2013 on MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE... 0
User avatar #3726063 - faggotsaregay (05/14/2013) [-]
yes please
#3726062 - solve (05/14/2013) [-]
please, yes
User avatar #3726061 - sauna (05/14/2013) [-]
sure
User avatar #3726069 - diddymonster (05/14/2013) [-]
applecopy was first
#3 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 05/13/2013 on Flash mob +133
#21 - thisisestonia (05/14/2013) [-]
oh my. that's.... OH MY THAT'S FUCKING BRILLIANT
#7 - arabiddrummer (05/14/2013) [-]
Stupid sexy Flash...
#42 - jebuss (05/14/2013) [-]
#1057 - sure, i gave up items a while ago and DJ 4DM1N gave them to me…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/13/2013 on diddymonster's profile 0
User avatar #1058 - ied (05/13/2013) [-]
Ah nice dude, Oh and congratulations on top comment!
#1055 - still no colored text do you want my rits?  [+] (3 new replies) 05/13/2013 on diddymonster's profile 0
User avatar #1056 - ied (05/13/2013) [-]
Nah, you're alright
Give them to someone who needs them! If you want, I could do that for you?
User avatar #1057 - diddymonster (05/13/2013) [-]
sure, i gave up items a while ago and DJ 4DM1N gave them to me for getting top comment

all i'm keeping is my flags
User avatar #1058 - ied (05/13/2013) [-]
Ah nice dude, Oh and congratulations on top comment!
#17 - Picture 05/13/2013 on The Doctor's dating advice +83
#3 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 05/13/2013 on Bed +191
User avatar #104 - goobyman (05/14/2013) [-]
godamn, you made me cry...
my account is 6 years old. last time accessed was 6 years.
#14 - tenmillionbears (05/14/2013) [-]
User avatar #34 - bytmyshnymtlazz (05/14/2013) [-]
When I saw these 2 panels, the first thing I thought was

Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?

I'd make it but not high enough level to post
#109 - N. Korean citizen (05/14/2013) [-]
Best idea to these two panels!
User avatar #42 - krizzah (05/14/2013) [-]
Wow... Your account is 2 years old, but you cant post pictures yet? That must be some kind of record.
User avatar #125 - bytmyshnymtlazz (05/17/2013) [-]
krizzah, I never used the account. Never saw a point - I have posted content and some of my comments have pics, or they used to, before that shitty rule by DJ 4DM1N. Fuck 'em.
#443 - Slipknot bless you 05/13/2013 on Not Clever Enough to Think... 0
#441 - it's what he would have wanted  [+] (2 new replies) 05/13/2013 on Not Clever Enough to Think... +1
User avatar #442 - winiacz (05/13/2013) [-]
I'm a Slipknot fan for a looooong time (since self titled), and memory of Paul is something very important to me.
You are a good man, and i wish you all the best in your life.
"anything you believe in" bless you.
User avatar #443 - diddymonster (05/13/2013) [-]
Slipknot bless you
#6 - wasn't supposed to be this fast  [+] (3 new replies) 05/13/2013 on This picture is funny to me. +39
User avatar #129 - skjalg (05/14/2013) [-]
makes it all the more hilarious, diddy
#10 - N. Korean citizen (05/13/2013) [-]
it's fine. good work.
User avatar #20 - cmurphyjrjrjr (05/13/2013) [-]
reassuring anon is reassuring
#5 - Picture  [+] (22 new replies) 05/13/2013 on This picture is funny to me. +322
#120 - weirdojones (05/14/2013) [-]
I don't understand the whole schrodingers cat thing. Can someone please explain it to me in a "quantum mechanics for dummies" way
User avatar #132 - nogphille (05/14/2013) [-]
cat + poison in box
poison only to be released on a random occurrence
is cat alive or dead?
is both until you look.
User avatar #127 - allamericandude (05/14/2013) [-]
This should be perfect for you:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOYyCHGWJq4
#123 - errdayimfjing (05/14/2013) [-]
I'll see what I can do. Basically, when the cat is placed in schrodinger's box or whatever you want to call it, it has two different possible outcomes. The cat inside could either be dead or alive when you look in the box. You have no idea whether the cat has died in the box until you actually open the box and take a look yourself. So in it's current state it is both alive and dead at the same time until you actually open the box and look to confirm either outcome. So in this way, it is in a superposition between being alive and dead. The point of this was, I believe, was to quantify electrons and find where they were on an atom. Whenever you looked at the electron with light, the light would actually push the electron out of the way, so the electron that you saw actually wasn't in the right position. So they had to come up with a way to find out where the electron was without looking in the "box" hence the electron's superposition. Also has something to do, i think, about how our choices effect the future. If we don't look in the box, the cat's "alive", but if we do and the cat is dead, then we "killed" the cat. So, curiosity killed the cat I guess. Hope that helps!

User avatar #184 - deliciousdee (05/14/2013) [-]
I give you a hamburger
User avatar #131 - allamericandude (05/14/2013) [-]
You've got the jist of it, but towards the end you're kinda confusing superpositions with Heisenburg's Uncertainty Principle. The Uncertainty Principle is the one about not being able to tell the positions of electrons without messing them up. Superpositions are a bit more complex than that--it's not just the position of the particle that's uncertain, but also it's properties: like the spin, or whether it acts as a wave or a particle. Superpositions get into some heavy-hitting stuff like quantum field theory. Heisenburg's Uncertainty Principle could--in principle--work with or without quantum mechanics, and that's the key difference.
User avatar #153 - errdayimfjing (05/14/2013) [-]
Oh thank you for correcting me. Like I said, I'm a little confused on the subject as well. Do you mind explaining how quantum mechanics are different and explaining a little more about what it means? LIke I think I've heard the thing before with electrons (releasing bursts of energy rather than just an even flow of light as a particle) and how things can change and be different each time we look at it or something like that if it makes sense, but could you enlighten me a bit more on the subject if you don't mind? Also did you get this off of Minute Physics?

Btw nice profile pic
User avatar #155 - allamericandude (05/14/2013) [-]
Phew...where to begin.

The most important thing about quantum mechanics is quantum field theory. This is the idea that the universe is actually made up of fields that permeate all of space. When you excite these fields with energy, you get a particle (E=mc^2)--which are like little waves or ripples in the fields. Electrons and photons are excitations of the electromagnetic field. Quarks and gluons are excitations of their respective fields--they go on to make protons and neutrons and stuff. The Higgs Boson is an excitation of the Higgs field (which is why scientists were so excited to find the Boson, because it proved the existence of the field.) Basically, the universe is made of fields, and particles are what we see when we try to look at the fields.

The second most important thing about quantum mechanics is that it is probabilistic. (This is where superpositions come into play.) Due in part to the Heisenburg Uncertainty Principle, the fields that permeate space aren't entirely smooth--they actually fluctuate randomly at the smallest scales. And it really is random--this bugs a lot of people, and many have tried to prove it isn't random, but all so far have failed. You can never predict the state of a quantum field at any one time (which is somewhat good news, because it proves that predetermination is impossible, and gives hope to the idea of free will--but that's another topic). But you can predict the probability of a certain state under some given conditions. These probabilities are described by a "wave function". When a particle isn't interacting with anything, it's wave function is open and it exists in a superposition. When it interacts with another system (people often use the word "observe", which falsely implies the need for a conscious observer) it's wave function collapses and the particle exists in a specific state.

(TBC)
User avatar #163 - allamericandude (05/14/2013) [-]
(continued)
That's just scratching the surface. There's a whole bunch of other stuff I could get into, but even I don't understand (that's not saying much, though. I'm not an expert on the stuff--learning about it is just a sort of hobby.) (And, frankly, if you think you understand quantum mechanics, that means you don't understand it properly.) This really is the frontier of modern science. Wave/particle dualities, multiverses, supersymmetry, String Theory, the mystery of quantum gravity, black holes and Big Bangs are just some of the things quantum mechanics gets into.

MinutePhysics is a great channel--the way that guy explains science is absolutely brilliant (and yes, I have gotten a lot of this from him). There's also SixtySymbols, which is also brilliant and gets into the juicy details without being too technical. Guys like Vsauce and 1veritasium are good, but they're directed more and a younger, broader audience.

I'd also recommend Sean Carroll's books "From Eternity to Here" and "The Particle at the End of the Universe", and Stephen Hawking's "A Brief (or Briefer) History of Time". Those are the ones I've read so far, at least.
#168 - errdayimfjing (05/14/2013) [-]
Wow thank you for writing all that out! I can understand it a little better now, but I guess the only thing that I can't seem to wrap my head around is how a particle can't have a specific outcome without having an observer. I guess I always just assumed that things would happen no matter what (observed or not), like the tree falling in the forest and no one around to hear it, but I guess that might have to do with more of conscious observing. Nonetheless, thanks for the explanation! Here's a crisper themoreyouknow.jpg to show my appreciation
User avatar #170 - allamericandude (05/14/2013) [-]
No problem. I like explaining stuff. It's like a workout for my brain. Plus it gives me a chance to show off

Yeah, that's an important thing to emphasize: Things happen without conscious observers. When scientists say "observe", they mean "one quantum system interacting with another"--which happens naturally everywhere all the time. People have often misunderstood the use of the word "observe" and used it to argue for new-wave spirituality and other such nonsense.
User avatar #171 - allamericandude (05/14/2013) [-]
Sorry, I forgot that those faces happen.
User avatar #128 - vycanismajoris (05/14/2013) [-]
Why did they do the experiment of the cat in a box with poison and other hazards if whet they're really interested is in the electrons? Sounds cruel to me.
And they didn't know if the cat was either dead or alive, they didn't need to invent a whole new probabilistic quantum-mechanical theory, they could just say "I don't know if the cat is dead or alive, let's look".
User avatar #133 - allamericandude (05/14/2013) [-]
It's a thought experiment. They didn't actually stick a cat in a box.
#134 - vycanismajoris (05/14/2013) [-]
Cool. I can live with that.
User avatar #166 - coolcalx (05/14/2013) [-]
in fact, the thought experiment was designed specifically to show how absurd the Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics is.

Schrodinger's cat would not both exist and not exist at the same time. the point of the thought experiment is "that would be retarded, so obviously this interpretation is wrong."
#64 - schrodngrscat (05/13/2013) [-]
Yup
#77 - schrodngrscat (05/14/2013) [-]
I'm just saying that is an accurate representation of my reaction to being put in a box...
User avatar #6 - diddymonster (05/13/2013) [-]
wasn't supposed to be this fast
User avatar #129 - skjalg (05/14/2013) [-]
makes it all the more hilarious, diddy
#10 - N. Korean citizen (05/13/2013) [-]
it's fine. good work.
User avatar #20 - cmurphyjrjrjr (05/13/2013) [-]
reassuring anon is reassuring
#28 - those eyes  [+] (2 new replies) 05/13/2013 on Well Fucking Said +12
#67 - domitius (05/13/2013) [-]
what is it with Russian leaders and eyes O.o
User avatar #596 - kidsquicker (05/14/2013) [-]
It's crazy, right? It's like they've all had them. Except for old Peter the Eyeless, of course.
That man was such a visionary leader.
#742 - i thought so,i'll get started on it soon, right now i'm off to…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/13/2013 on betta's profile 0
User avatar #743 - betta (05/13/2013) [-]
Alright, ddad
#740 - i like that better do you think it's funny enough?  [+] (3 new replies) 05/13/2013 on betta's profile 0
User avatar #741 - betta (05/13/2013) [-]
Hah, yeah! It actually gave me a chuckle, and very few things make me laugh, so that's a good sign :D

And let me clarify my comment.

When slesta says that, your guy then gets the lightbulb and pulls slesta forward to skewer the hair.
User avatar #742 - diddymonster (05/13/2013) [-]
i thought so,i'll get started on it soon, right now i'm off to bed

see you sson
User avatar #743 - betta (05/13/2013) [-]
Alright, ddad
#738 - i love those kind of comics i.e. captainwows buttermilk i…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/13/2013 on betta's profile 0
User avatar #739 - betta (05/13/2013) [-]
I'm being completely honest here...

I don't think there's much I could change about it. Maybe if slesta tells you guy when he drops it "Huh, well that sucks... Looks like no donuts for you!"

Then your guy uses slesta's hair as a skewer xD
User avatar #740 - diddymonster (05/13/2013) [-]
i like that better

do you think it's funny enough?
User avatar #741 - betta (05/13/2013) [-]
Hah, yeah! It actually gave me a chuckle, and very few things make me laugh, so that's a good sign :D

And let me clarify my comment.

When slesta says that, your guy then gets the lightbulb and pulls slesta forward to skewer the hair.
User avatar #742 - diddymonster (05/13/2013) [-]
i thought so,i'll get started on it soon, right now i'm off to bed

see you sson
User avatar #743 - betta (05/13/2013) [-]
Alright, ddad
#736 - i'll try to come up with some ideas too, i'm probably over thi…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/13/2013 on betta's profile 0
User avatar #737 - betta (05/13/2013) [-]
Huh... I think I'll do the same, except for my saturday will instead be a storyline comic day.

I'm trying to create a storyline to my comics :P
User avatar #738 - diddymonster (05/13/2013) [-]
i love those kind of comics i.e. captainwows buttermilk
i just had another idea for a collaboration involving our art styles (not entirely thought out so be honest if it isn't funny)

panel 1: slesta: mm i love me some donuts (eating donuts)

panel 2: me: hey give me one

panel 3:you place one in my hand

panel 4:donut slides off my hand onto floor

panel 5:me: "damn no thumbs"

panel 6-9 trying to hold donut between hands and constantly falling

panel 10:me: how the fuck am i going to hold these

panel 11:lightbulb above head signalling idea

panel 12:me with a really happy look on my face, slesta have a really miserable look because i use your hair spikes to hold donuts
(slesta will be happy and enjoying donuts in every panel until the last where his expression drastically changes)

User avatar #739 - betta (05/13/2013) [-]
I'm being completely honest here...

I don't think there's much I could change about it. Maybe if slesta tells you guy when he drops it "Huh, well that sucks... Looks like no donuts for you!"

Then your guy uses slesta's hair as a skewer xD
User avatar #740 - diddymonster (05/13/2013) [-]
i like that better

do you think it's funny enough?
User avatar #741 - betta (05/13/2013) [-]
Hah, yeah! It actually gave me a chuckle, and very few things make me laugh, so that's a good sign :D

And let me clarify my comment.

When slesta says that, your guy then gets the lightbulb and pulls slesta forward to skewer the hair.
User avatar #742 - diddymonster (05/13/2013) [-]
i thought so,i'll get started on it soon, right now i'm off to bed

see you sson
User avatar #743 - betta (05/13/2013) [-]
Alright, ddad
#734 - we need 8 collaborations (if we post one on each channel once …  [+] (9 new replies) 05/13/2013 on betta's profile 0
User avatar #735 - betta (05/13/2013) [-]
Alright, I'll get them to you tomorrow sometime.
User avatar #736 - diddymonster (05/13/2013) [-]
i'll try to come up with some ideas too, i'm probably over thinking it but this is how i plan the week to go

sunday-thursday regular comic day
friday - collaboration day
saturday - feel comic day (except the first saturday)

User avatar #737 - betta (05/13/2013) [-]
Huh... I think I'll do the same, except for my saturday will instead be a storyline comic day.

I'm trying to create a storyline to my comics :P
User avatar #738 - diddymonster (05/13/2013) [-]
i love those kind of comics i.e. captainwows buttermilk
i just had another idea for a collaboration involving our art styles (not entirely thought out so be honest if it isn't funny)

panel 1: slesta: mm i love me some donuts (eating donuts)

panel 2: me: hey give me one

panel 3:you place one in my hand

panel 4:donut slides off my hand onto floor

panel 5:me: "damn no thumbs"

panel 6-9 trying to hold donut between hands and constantly falling

panel 10:me: how the fuck am i going to hold these

panel 11:lightbulb above head signalling idea

panel 12:me with a really happy look on my face, slesta have a really miserable look because i use your hair spikes to hold donuts
(slesta will be happy and enjoying donuts in every panel until the last where his expression drastically changes)

User avatar #739 - betta (05/13/2013) [-]
I'm being completely honest here...

I don't think there's much I could change about it. Maybe if slesta tells you guy when he drops it "Huh, well that sucks... Looks like no donuts for you!"

Then your guy uses slesta's hair as a skewer xD
User avatar #740 - diddymonster (05/13/2013) [-]
i like that better

do you think it's funny enough?
User avatar #741 - betta (05/13/2013) [-]
Hah, yeah! It actually gave me a chuckle, and very few things make me laugh, so that's a good sign :D

And let me clarify my comment.

When slesta says that, your guy then gets the lightbulb and pulls slesta forward to skewer the hair.
User avatar #742 - diddymonster (05/13/2013) [-]
i thought so,i'll get started on it soon, right now i'm off to bed

see you sson
User avatar #743 - betta (05/13/2013) [-]
Alright, ddad
#732 - i've got 12 ideas (only 8 i'm definitely doing) and 5 comics c…  [+] (11 new replies) 05/13/2013 on betta's profile 0
User avatar #733 - betta (05/13/2013) [-]
Well I'm overflowing with ideas (I have almost a hundred) So if you'd want to do a collab, just lemme dig through my comic ideas :P
User avatar #734 - diddymonster (05/13/2013) [-]
we need 8 collaborations (if we post one on each channel once a week)

i'm excited but daunted by this challenge

User avatar #735 - betta (05/13/2013) [-]
Alright, I'll get them to you tomorrow sometime.
User avatar #736 - diddymonster (05/13/2013) [-]
i'll try to come up with some ideas too, i'm probably over thinking it but this is how i plan the week to go

sunday-thursday regular comic day
friday - collaboration day
saturday - feel comic day (except the first saturday)

User avatar #737 - betta (05/13/2013) [-]
Huh... I think I'll do the same, except for my saturday will instead be a storyline comic day.

I'm trying to create a storyline to my comics :P
User avatar #738 - diddymonster (05/13/2013) [-]
i love those kind of comics i.e. captainwows buttermilk
i just had another idea for a collaboration involving our art styles (not entirely thought out so be honest if it isn't funny)

panel 1: slesta: mm i love me some donuts (eating donuts)

panel 2: me: hey give me one

panel 3:you place one in my hand

panel 4:donut slides off my hand onto floor

panel 5:me: "damn no thumbs"

panel 6-9 trying to hold donut between hands and constantly falling

panel 10:me: how the fuck am i going to hold these

panel 11:lightbulb above head signalling idea

panel 12:me with a really happy look on my face, slesta have a really miserable look because i use your hair spikes to hold donuts
(slesta will be happy and enjoying donuts in every panel until the last where his expression drastically changes)

User avatar #739 - betta (05/13/2013) [-]
I'm being completely honest here...

I don't think there's much I could change about it. Maybe if slesta tells you guy when he drops it "Huh, well that sucks... Looks like no donuts for you!"

Then your guy uses slesta's hair as a skewer xD
User avatar #740 - diddymonster (05/13/2013) [-]
i like that better

do you think it's funny enough?
User avatar #741 - betta (05/13/2013) [-]
Hah, yeah! It actually gave me a chuckle, and very few things make me laugh, so that's a good sign :D

And let me clarify my comment.

When slesta says that, your guy then gets the lightbulb and pulls slesta forward to skewer the hair.
User avatar #742 - diddymonster (05/13/2013) [-]
i thought so,i'll get started on it soon, right now i'm off to bed

see you sson
User avatar #743 - betta (05/13/2013) [-]
Alright, ddad
#10 - Picture  [+] (9 new replies) 05/13/2013 on what if snape survived? +422
#170 - N. Korean citizen (05/13/2013) [-]
srttsrrstrhsrth
#128 - blackfalcon (05/13/2013) [-]
#221 - dxninjaxo (05/14/2013) [-]
#114 - fedegon (05/13/2013) [-]
User avatar #55 - evilanakie (05/13/2013) [-]
uguu~
#54 - huszti (05/13/2013) [-]
User avatar #47 - gamerfan (05/13/2013) [-]
snape-san feeling super kawaii!!
User avatar #23 - Yojimbo (05/13/2013) [-]
I-It's not like I wanted you to betray me or anything!
User avatar #71 - mion (05/13/2013) [-]
baka!
#9 - does every celebrities youth exist in black and white?  [+] (5 new replies) 05/13/2013 on they all started out as... +68
User avatar #137 - mcrut (05/13/2013) [-]
Typically most yearbooks are printed in black and white. I am not sure but it saves a good amount of money.
User avatar #69 - turbodoosh (05/13/2013) [-]
Ya from what I've heard, color wasn't installed until the 1960s

This is a black joke
User avatar #23 - secretdestroyers (05/13/2013) [-]
Perhaps some of them were in colour and were put in black and white via photoshop for more dramatic emphasis....
User avatar #21 - theangryscot (05/13/2013) [-]
well cameron diaz's one if colour for a start...
#17 - N. Korean citizen (05/13/2013) [-]
Color photos werent in my middle school yearbooks until about 2007, so yeah.
#5 - Picture 05/13/2013 on Thats pretty fucking cute +93
#730 - how's this? (feel free to ask me to change anything or change …  [+] (13 new replies) 05/13/2013 on betta's profile 0
User avatar #731 - betta (05/13/2013) [-]
I'll start nao :D

I really need to step up my game. I've only made one backup so far :O
User avatar #732 - diddymonster (05/13/2013) [-]
i've got 12 ideas (only 8 i'm definitely doing) and 5 comics complete

if we want to do a collaboration once a week we need more ideas
User avatar #733 - betta (05/13/2013) [-]
Well I'm overflowing with ideas (I have almost a hundred) So if you'd want to do a collab, just lemme dig through my comic ideas :P
User avatar #734 - diddymonster (05/13/2013) [-]
we need 8 collaborations (if we post one on each channel once a week)

i'm excited but daunted by this challenge

User avatar #735 - betta (05/13/2013) [-]
Alright, I'll get them to you tomorrow sometime.
User avatar #736 - diddymonster (05/13/2013) [-]
i'll try to come up with some ideas too, i'm probably over thinking it but this is how i plan the week to go

sunday-thursday regular comic day
friday - collaboration day
saturday - feel comic day (except the first saturday)

User avatar #737 - betta (05/13/2013) [-]
Huh... I think I'll do the same, except for my saturday will instead be a storyline comic day.

I'm trying to create a storyline to my comics :P
User avatar #738 - diddymonster (05/13/2013) [-]
i love those kind of comics i.e. captainwows buttermilk
i just had another idea for a collaboration involving our art styles (not entirely thought out so be honest if it isn't funny)

panel 1: slesta: mm i love me some donuts (eating donuts)

panel 2: me: hey give me one

panel 3:you place one in my hand

panel 4:donut slides off my hand onto floor

panel 5:me: "damn no thumbs"

panel 6-9 trying to hold donut between hands and constantly falling

panel 10:me: how the fuck am i going to hold these

panel 11:lightbulb above head signalling idea

panel 12:me with a really happy look on my face, slesta have a really miserable look because i use your hair spikes to hold donuts
(slesta will be happy and enjoying donuts in every panel until the last where his expression drastically changes)

User avatar #739 - betta (05/13/2013) [-]
I'm being completely honest here...

I don't think there's much I could change about it. Maybe if slesta tells you guy when he drops it "Huh, well that sucks... Looks like no donuts for you!"

Then your guy uses slesta's hair as a skewer xD
User avatar #740 - diddymonster (05/13/2013) [-]
i like that better

do you think it's funny enough?
User avatar #741 - betta (05/13/2013) [-]
Hah, yeah! It actually gave me a chuckle, and very few things make me laugh, so that's a good sign :D

And let me clarify my comment.

When slesta says that, your guy then gets the lightbulb and pulls slesta forward to skewer the hair.
User avatar #742 - diddymonster (05/13/2013) [-]
i thought so,i'll get started on it soon, right now i'm off to bed

see you sson
User avatar #743 - betta (05/13/2013) [-]
Alright, ddad
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oh bby you know how i like it ;)
#7 - diddymonster (05/12/2013) [-]
i tried to make you a gif but it broked
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User avatar #1093 - malistaticy ONLINE (3 hours ago) [-]
oh em gee y r u so lazy?
User avatar #1094 to #1093 - diddymonster (2 hours ago) [-]
lazy? urm gee willikers y do u thin that
User avatar #1095 to #1094 - malistaticy ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
u nevr post comcs >: ((((((
User avatar #1096 to #1095 - diddymonster (2 hours ago) [-]
i have 14 ready to go in june, trying to post a comic everyday for a month

although i'm tempted to scrap that idea and just post them as i please
User avatar #1097 to #1096 - malistaticy ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
pls no
il halp if u waant :(((
User avatar #1098 to #1097 - diddymonster (2 hours ago) [-]
nah i'm good,

if you want i can show you one to tide you over
User avatar #1099 to #1098 - malistaticy ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
oke
#1100 to #1099 - diddymonster (2 hours ago) [-]
here we go buddeh
User avatar #1101 to #1100 - malistaticy ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
lel
User avatar #1102 to #1101 - diddymonster (2 hours ago) [-]
i'm off to my job to make money for my bitches and shit

speak soon
User avatar #1103 to #1102 - malistaticy ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
dun go
i want too ak if its kewl if i makes animated versions of ur comis???
User avatar #1081 - seratyo (9 hours ago) [-]
Uh... Hello?
User avatar #1082 to #1081 - diddymonster (9 hours ago) [-]
sorry i was just going to ask for your opinion (because you're one of the few guys on here who doesn't kiss the arse of oc and says everything is good) on a comic and you didn't answer so i asked someone else and forgot i wasn't on my own profile for some reason and tried to delete it without a trace

now that your here i'm nearly done with my first ever "feel" comic if i can get your opinion on that one
User avatar #1083 to #1082 - seratyo (8 hours ago) [-]
Oh sure, sorry I left my laptop on over night and forgot I was logged in...
User avatar #1084 to #1083 - diddymonster (8 hours ago) [-]
i do that a lot when updating or downloading things, i'll be done in about 5 minutes, just adding text and a few finishing touches
#1085 to #1084 - seratyo (8 hours ago) [-]
Okey-Dokey bro.
#1087 to #1086 - seratyo (8 hours ago) [-]
Pretty good man, not only do you have the feels, but you're also working the Pokemon angle.

Should do OK at the least... I think...
User avatar #1088 to #1087 - diddymonster (8 hours ago) [-]
anything i can change? i'm not satisfied with the dialogue
#1089 to #1088 - seratyo (8 hours ago) [-]
What if before the "MEMORY HAS BEEN DELETED" panel, He said: You'll be fi-

Or not, I dunno, dialogue seemed good enough to me.
#1090 to #1089 - diddymonster (8 hours ago) [-]
i've altered the end a bit now (i'll stop bothering you after this)
#1091 to #1090 - seratyo (8 hours ago) [-]
Yeah looks better now man.   
   
   
Good luck with posting it!
Yeah looks better now man.


Good luck with posting it!
User avatar #1092 to #1091 - diddymonster (8 hours ago) [-]
coming soon to a funnyjunk near you
User avatar #1074 - irwincardozo (05/23/2013) [-]
supp didster
User avatar #1075 to #1074 - diddymonster (05/23/2013) [-]
nothing much just getting ready for work

how're you irwie
User avatar #1076 to #1075 - irwincardozo (05/23/2013) [-]
im already and working and browing NSFW at work

i like living life dangerously .. livin la vida loca bromi
User avatar #1077 to #1076 - diddymonster (05/23/2013) [-]
i have no internet at work and have to fill my time with work

first world problems
User avatar #1078 to #1077 - irwincardozo (05/23/2013) [-]
usually peeps kiss their partners and cuddle with them after a good sex session.. you know what i do

i delete my history and cookies


hold me diddy... hold me tight ;_;
User avatar #1080 to #1078 - diddymonster (05/23/2013) [-]
i'm off to work, i'll comfort, hold you and make the world go away in 10 hours
User avatar #1079 to #1078 - diddymonster (05/23/2013) [-]
i know that feel, i let my history pile up over the days/weeks until eventually someone asks to use my computer to which i reply

"urm yeah sure um let me just do something first, just going to urm cancel some updates and stuff so y'know, you don't get bothered by them"
User avatar #1071 - diddymonster (05/17/2013) [-]
**diddymonster rolled user landmines ** i love your face
User avatar #1068 - diddymonster (05/17/2013) [-]
**diddymonster rolled user walkingdisaster ** hi twi
User avatar #1069 to #1068 - walkingdisaster (05/17/2013) [-]
**walkingdisaster rolled user cptsweatpants ** hi twi
User avatar #1072 to #1070 - walkingdisaster (05/17/2013) [-]
**walkingdisaster rolled a random comment #2160993 posted by elbrysobrony at Friendly ** :
Umm... Look for [FJ] Derpy Samurai.

I dunno, actually. And I can't acess it now.
User avatar #1073 to #1072 - diddymonster (05/17/2013) [-]
**diddymonster rolled a random comment #3736512 posted by faggotsaregay at MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE EXPERIENCE ** :
yess
User avatar #1066 - admin (05/16/2013) [-]
i love you <3
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User avatar #1054 - ied (05/13/2013) [-]
1000 NK Flags.
NIce.
User avatar #1055 to #1054 - diddymonster (05/13/2013) [-]
still no colored text

do you want my rits?
User avatar #1056 to #1055 - ied (05/13/2013) [-]
Nah, you're alright
Give them to someone who needs them! If you want, I could do that for you?
User avatar #1057 to #1056 - diddymonster (05/13/2013) [-]
sure, i gave up items a while ago and DJ 4DM1N gave them to me for getting top comment

all i'm keeping is my flags
User avatar #1058 to #1057 - ied (05/13/2013) [-]
Ah nice dude, Oh and congratulations on top comment!
User avatar #1051 - betta (05/11/2013) [-]
What's your gamertag?
User avatar #1053 to #1051 - diddymonster (05/11/2013) [-]
do you have minecraft?
User avatar #1052 to #1051 - diddymonster (05/11/2013) [-]
DIDMONSTER
User avatar #1040 - irwincardozo (05/11/2013) [-]
diddy my girl
User avatar #1041 to #1040 - diddymonster (05/11/2013) [-]
irwin my bitch

how's things?
User avatar #1042 to #1041 - irwincardozo (05/11/2013) [-]
things are hanging well... im about to get a Tyranitar in pokemun Fire Red so yeah.. things are awesome bru
User avatar #1043 to #1042 - diddymonster (05/11/2013) [-]
i'm hopefully gonna be having a night of minecraft with a few guys on here so things are good on my end too
User avatar #1044 to #1043 - irwincardozo (05/11/2013) [-]
will you engage in the bum sex after your minecraft session?
User avatar #1045 to #1044 - diddymonster (05/11/2013) [-]
that's the plan

do you intend to have the sexing of the bum with your Tyranitar dildo
User avatar #1046 to #1045 - irwincardozo (05/11/2013) [-]
with my weedle didlo as a matter of fact... sucks to have a small rectum
User avatar #1047 to #1046 - diddymonster (05/11/2013) [-]
don't worry your weedle dildo beedrillin' you tonight
User avatar #1048 to #1047 - irwincardozo (05/11/2013) [-]
sucks being a single male doesnt it?
User avatar #1049 to #1048 - diddymonster (05/11/2013) [-]
at least we're alone together
User avatar #1050 to #1049 - irwincardozo (05/11/2013) [-]
yes .. yes we are my good man
User avatar #1038 - roflstorm (05/03/2013) [-]
Happy birthday bud
#1036 - irwincardozo (05/01/2013) [-]
happy birthday lover <3


<--- thaz me coming to pic you up for our date tonight
User avatar #1037 to #1036 - diddymonster (05/03/2013) [-]
i wasn't home.....i should have given you a key.
User avatar #1016 - novren (04/27/2013) [-]
hey diddy

sup man

fucking IM doesn't work as usual
must be blacking out
get it
black
hue
#1017 to #1016 - diddymonster (04/27/2013) [-]
lel i gettit   
   
how're things   
 anything new?
lel i gettit

how're things
anything new?
User avatar #1018 to #1017 - novren (04/27/2013) [-]
things are fine
got to bribe a coupla teachers at uni because they're gonna fail me

and remember that guy i told you about... the one whose parents weren't so happy about him being bi, that we had made out two or three times... (if you didn't know him you do now), so, he invited me to sleep over when his parents were out and he apologised for not having talked to me for months and he said he liked me but wasn't ready for a relationship (calling BS, he had had a boyfriend until like a month ago - and I'm fucking tired of hearing "I'm not ready for a relationship", is that the new "I like you as a friend"??), but well, he apologised at least, and then we made out and slept (just sleeping) together, and I haven't seem him or talked to him since, but this time it's my choice and oh girl, I'm loving it.

you lucky I'm not charging you for this rant

and btw, just curious, how good is my English?
User avatar #1019 to #1018 - diddymonster (04/27/2013) [-]
take things slow and hopefully he'll come to his senses and you'll be happy together (if you really want to chase after him that is)

p.s. i'm a therapist, you pay me

p.s.s. you can't even tell you're not from an english speaking country, you're english is near perfect
#1020 to #1019 - novren (04/27/2013) [-]
Nah, I don't want him no more
he dun fuck'd up
fuck him and his evasives
fuck him
I'll love to but well
fuck him

pic related to the p.s.s.

also, tell me you put that last "you're" on purpose, please
User avatar #1021 to #1020 - diddymonster (04/27/2013) [-]
just testing you honestly

so anyone else on the horizon?
User avatar #1022 to #1021 - novren (04/27/2013) [-]
just this girl from uni
but I'm too shy when I like someone and I don't know what to do with her
we have quite a lot in common: we listen to good music (each our own style but we agree on lots of it), also we like cats and we sort of hate people (extra points for hating lots of people from uni, people think this is highschool, I'm so sick of it, I wanna go do my Practicum abroad).

right now I'm just staring at the picture I posted last comment
gosh, it's so cute
#1023 to #1022 - diddymonster (04/27/2013) [-]
are you sure it's cute?   
   
i'm quite timid too when it comes to asking someone out so i'm not sure what advice to give (i'm not looking for anyone right now so i don't have to worry too much)
are you sure it's cute?

i'm quite timid too when it comes to asking someone out so i'm not sure what advice to give (i'm not looking for anyone right now so i don't have to worry too much)
User avatar #1026 to #1023 - novren (04/27/2013) [-]
and I love carrots but man I'm so sick of them
like
I wanna stick them up a rabbit's ass
god

tomorrow I'm eating fruit again
and Monday I'll wake up and stick 8 bananas into my mouth
I hope this diet does something, I'm doing it more as a goal than as an attempt to lose weight, I wanna start something and end it.
User avatar #1024 to #1023 - novren (04/27/2013) [-]
it's even cuter now

well, one day I had had a couple drinks I was talking to her on fb and we were joking and joking I asked her out for a drink or something someday and when she said yes I said I wasn't joking and when I asked if she would still say yes she said yes

you can breathe now

and, well, that is something, we just have to set a date. I'll have to ask her again. I'm so bad at this...

I'm more confident when it's a guy who I like, I guess because I understand guys better, girls have always kind of scared me. fuckin' education, man...

are you seriously not looking for anyone or are you just trying to convince yourself?
User avatar #1027 to #1024 - diddymonster (04/27/2013) [-]
well i'm pretty much back to full strength and i'm feeling confident but i've got too many other things to sort out first. job finding a new flat, bills and other such things

i'm not looking but if someone falls in my lap and it feels like something can happen i'm not going to ignore it

(do you need to diet?)
User avatar #1028 to #1027 - novren (04/27/2013) [-]
kwohl

and yes, I do need to diet. I also need to exercise. I'm just too lazy and sedentary. I'm not too overweight but it shows up with not-so-loose clothes. I hope I don't lose my butt, though, I've been told it's very cute.
and also it's just a week. I just hope I won't regain it when it's over, though...
User avatar #1029 to #1028 - diddymonster (04/27/2013) [-]
stay off the sweets and fatty foods and you'll stay bootylicious
User avatar #1030 to #1029 - novren (04/27/2013) [-]
I do stay out of them, I only eat healthy food, just too much of it lol
but lately I've been controling it
eating slower and stuff
User avatar #1031 to #1030 - diddymonster (04/27/2013) [-]
good for you i hope it goes well for ya

i have work in the morning so we'll speak soon i don't speak enough to my friends on here
User avatar #1032 to #1031 - novren (04/27/2013) [-]
talk to you soon!
#1014 - diddymonster (04/22/2013) [-]
**diddymonster rolled user theonetruespitfire **
#1010 - betta (04/04/2013) [-]
Hey, what do you think of the first ever drawing I did with my new drawing tablet?

Iz good? Iz bad?

(enlarge)
User avatar #1011 to #1010 - diddymonster (04/04/2013) [-]
looks good....the shoes are a bit weird though, can you draw consistently so the characters look the same in each panel ( i can't so that's why i'm not getting a tablet)
#1008 - flyingwhale (04/01/2013) [-]
1000th comment get!
User avatar #1006 - admin (04/01/2013) [-]
nice oc bro
User avatar #1007 to #1006 - diddymonster (04/01/2013) [-]
i make my oc out of love for glorious DJ 4DM1N
User avatar #1004 - betta (04/01/2013) [-]
Comment #1002 master race.
User avatar #1005 to #1004 - betta (04/01/2013) [-]
... This is why we can't have nice things.
User avatar #1000 - roflstorm (03/29/2013) [-]
Comment
User avatar #1001 to #1000 - diddymonster (03/29/2013) [-]
glorious
User avatar #999 - roflstorm (03/29/2013) [-]
1000th
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