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#1368 - UK is a great place (most countries are in some way or another…  [+] (5 replies) 09/23/2013 on diddymonster's profile 0
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#1369 - roflstorm (09/23/2013) [-]
Oh ok then.
I briefly lived in a wee town called Calais. Which if i recall is about an hour or so outside of London.
And ok then. I the the go ahead for construction of "lazy ass tyrone comic"
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#1370 - diddymonster (09/23/2013) [-]
i thought you moved to london
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#1371 - roflstorm (09/23/2013) [-]
I did, then troubles arose with the landlord, who was a total prick, and i decided to move to Calais. The rent was 120 dollars, or like, 75 pounds cheaper.
Had to take a few driving lessons so i could more easily adjust to driving on the other side of the road, and above all else, the people there were fantastic. I met one asshole in my 3 weeks being there. It was a great place, filled with great people. But i missed my home
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#1372 - diddymonster (09/23/2013) [-]
i understand, i went to university in scotland and having lived in Wales my entire life everyone and everything i ever knew was back home in Wales


i was only 500 miles away god know what it was like for you being thousands of miles away
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#1373 - roflstorm (09/23/2013) [-]
It was ok at first, then i realized i had to leave most of my stuff back in Canada. Including all my hockey gear. Which was the world to me. So when i went to a sports store to get hockey gear, all they had were crumby plastic hollow hockey sticks and a few gloves for sale. Everything else was just jerseys for teams, cleats, footballs, knee pads and a water cooler. After that. I just felt left out and miserable. I also just about killed myself from trying not to imitate an english accent. I did a few times to my english room mate and he gave me a scowl then laughed when i said "sorry". Only saying "how very canadian of you". for the next 2 weeks afterwards. it was misery in paradise.
#1366 - i've made surreal comics, feels comic and a few collabs and ev…  [+] (7 replies) 09/23/2013 on diddymonster's profile 0
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#1367 - roflstorm (09/23/2013) [-]
I was given an "honest demotion"
I didn't do anything wrong to be demoted, my new boss just told me that i would hamper my work if i continued living in Britain. Which isn't to say that the UK is a miserable place, i just missed being in the frozen green wilderness of Canaduh.
And i hope you don't piss of more people than you mean Being a racist comic and all.
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#1368 - diddymonster (09/23/2013) [-]
UK is a great place (most countries are in some way or another) but i must say london is a very miserable and lonely place

and don't worry it's just another lazy Tyrone joke
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#1369 - roflstorm (09/23/2013) [-]
Oh ok then.
I briefly lived in a wee town called Calais. Which if i recall is about an hour or so outside of London.
And ok then. I the the go ahead for construction of "lazy ass tyrone comic"
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#1370 - diddymonster (09/23/2013) [-]
i thought you moved to london
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#1371 - roflstorm (09/23/2013) [-]
I did, then troubles arose with the landlord, who was a total prick, and i decided to move to Calais. The rent was 120 dollars, or like, 75 pounds cheaper.
Had to take a few driving lessons so i could more easily adjust to driving on the other side of the road, and above all else, the people there were fantastic. I met one asshole in my 3 weeks being there. It was a great place, filled with great people. But i missed my home
User avatar
#1372 - diddymonster (09/23/2013) [-]
i understand, i went to university in scotland and having lived in Wales my entire life everyone and everything i ever knew was back home in Wales


i was only 500 miles away god know what it was like for you being thousands of miles away
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#1373 - roflstorm (09/23/2013) [-]
It was ok at first, then i realized i had to leave most of my stuff back in Canada. Including all my hockey gear. Which was the world to me. So when i went to a sports store to get hockey gear, all they had were crumby plastic hollow hockey sticks and a few gloves for sale. Everything else was just jerseys for teams, cleats, footballs, knee pads and a water cooler. After that. I just felt left out and miserable. I also just about killed myself from trying not to imitate an english accent. I did a few times to my english room mate and he gave me a scowl then laughed when i said "sorry". Only saying "how very canadian of you". for the next 2 weeks afterwards. it was misery in paradise.
#820 - hi man, just wanted to say i'm back and i love you  [+] (3 replies) 09/23/2013 on optimos's profile 0
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#821 - optimos (09/23/2013) [-]
What a coincidence. I LOVE YOU TOO
How's life?
Mine's bored as shit, I remember when I told you I'd leave the internet to hang out with friends and that, but I'm still here. I hate everything in life so I take shelter here. My friends are here.
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#822 - diddymonster (09/24/2013) [-]
one day somewhere somehow i want to meet all the people i've met and got attached to on here.

as FJ's quality goes up and down you guys always stay the same
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#823 - optimos (09/24/2013) [-]
Yeah but there are some inconvenients (we live in different countries, I'm only 15, etc)...
#3 - **** son i better split 09/23/2013 on fagex's profile 0
#1364 - it's somewhere on my old laptop...the punchline was basically …  [+] (9 replies) 09/23/2013 on diddymonster's profile 0
#1365 - roflstorm (09/23/2013) [-]
Well the best of luck to you and a speedy fucking recovery.
As for OC? I was making a short comic earlier this year when i moved to Britain for a promotion i had received. I was there for 3 weeks and i was miserable. Just up n leaving my home and going halfway around the world. Thankfully though, i moved back home after my boss saw how miserable i was. He told me i should move back home.
In that time, i made this. Titled "Farewell Canada"
I was almost done working out the last few bits when i moved back home.
But aside from this. I have no ideas for OC mate, sorry.
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#1366 - diddymonster (09/23/2013) [-]
i've made surreal comics, feels comic and a few collabs and even a Dickbutt OC and tomorrow i'm going to make my first racist OC


p.s. i remember you saying you moved here and wanted to move back home
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#1367 - roflstorm (09/23/2013) [-]
I was given an "honest demotion"
I didn't do anything wrong to be demoted, my new boss just told me that i would hamper my work if i continued living in Britain. Which isn't to say that the UK is a miserable place, i just missed being in the frozen green wilderness of Canaduh.
And i hope you don't piss of more people than you mean Being a racist comic and all.
User avatar
#1368 - diddymonster (09/23/2013) [-]
UK is a great place (most countries are in some way or another) but i must say london is a very miserable and lonely place

and don't worry it's just another lazy Tyrone joke
User avatar
#1369 - roflstorm (09/23/2013) [-]
Oh ok then.
I briefly lived in a wee town called Calais. Which if i recall is about an hour or so outside of London.
And ok then. I the the go ahead for construction of "lazy ass tyrone comic"
User avatar
#1370 - diddymonster (09/23/2013) [-]
i thought you moved to london
User avatar
#1371 - roflstorm (09/23/2013) [-]
I did, then troubles arose with the landlord, who was a total prick, and i decided to move to Calais. The rent was 120 dollars, or like, 75 pounds cheaper.
Had to take a few driving lessons so i could more easily adjust to driving on the other side of the road, and above all else, the people there were fantastic. I met one asshole in my 3 weeks being there. It was a great place, filled with great people. But i missed my home
User avatar
#1372 - diddymonster (09/23/2013) [-]
i understand, i went to university in scotland and having lived in Wales my entire life everyone and everything i ever knew was back home in Wales


i was only 500 miles away god know what it was like for you being thousands of miles away
User avatar
#1373 - roflstorm (09/23/2013) [-]
It was ok at first, then i realized i had to leave most of my stuff back in Canada. Including all my hockey gear. Which was the world to me. So when i went to a sports store to get hockey gear, all they had were crumby plastic hollow hockey sticks and a few gloves for sale. Everything else was just jerseys for teams, cleats, footballs, knee pads and a water cooler. After that. I just felt left out and miserable. I also just about killed myself from trying not to imitate an english accent. I did a few times to my english room mate and he gave me a scowl then laughed when i said "sorry". Only saying "how very canadian of you". for the next 2 weeks afterwards. it was misery in paradise.
#1362 - bowel cancer, i made a comic about it nearly a year ago about …  [+] (11 replies) 09/23/2013 on diddymonster's profile 0
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#1363 - roflstorm (09/23/2013) [-]
Shit son, you dun got ass cancer.
And i never got to see the comic, Do you still have it?
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#1364 - diddymonster (09/23/2013) [-]
it's somewhere on my old laptop...the punchline was basically after all my treatment and recovery i finally decided to live life to the fullest, only to end up looking at cats on the internet

i'll be making more comics soon though.....do you make any oc?
#1365 - roflstorm (09/23/2013) [-]
Well the best of luck to you and a speedy fucking recovery.
As for OC? I was making a short comic earlier this year when i moved to Britain for a promotion i had received. I was there for 3 weeks and i was miserable. Just up n leaving my home and going halfway around the world. Thankfully though, i moved back home after my boss saw how miserable i was. He told me i should move back home.
In that time, i made this. Titled "Farewell Canada"
I was almost done working out the last few bits when i moved back home.
But aside from this. I have no ideas for OC mate, sorry.
User avatar
#1366 - diddymonster (09/23/2013) [-]
i've made surreal comics, feels comic and a few collabs and even a Dickbutt OC and tomorrow i'm going to make my first racist OC


p.s. i remember you saying you moved here and wanted to move back home
User avatar
#1367 - roflstorm (09/23/2013) [-]
I was given an "honest demotion"
I didn't do anything wrong to be demoted, my new boss just told me that i would hamper my work if i continued living in Britain. Which isn't to say that the UK is a miserable place, i just missed being in the frozen green wilderness of Canaduh.
And i hope you don't piss of more people than you mean Being a racist comic and all.
User avatar
#1368 - diddymonster (09/23/2013) [-]
UK is a great place (most countries are in some way or another) but i must say london is a very miserable and lonely place

and don't worry it's just another lazy Tyrone joke
User avatar
#1369 - roflstorm (09/23/2013) [-]
Oh ok then.
I briefly lived in a wee town called Calais. Which if i recall is about an hour or so outside of London.
And ok then. I the the go ahead for construction of "lazy ass tyrone comic"
User avatar
#1370 - diddymonster (09/23/2013) [-]
i thought you moved to london
User avatar
#1371 - roflstorm (09/23/2013) [-]
I did, then troubles arose with the landlord, who was a total prick, and i decided to move to Calais. The rent was 120 dollars, or like, 75 pounds cheaper.
Had to take a few driving lessons so i could more easily adjust to driving on the other side of the road, and above all else, the people there were fantastic. I met one asshole in my 3 weeks being there. It was a great place, filled with great people. But i missed my home
User avatar
#1372 - diddymonster (09/23/2013) [-]
i understand, i went to university in scotland and having lived in Wales my entire life everyone and everything i ever knew was back home in Wales


i was only 500 miles away god know what it was like for you being thousands of miles away
User avatar
#1373 - roflstorm (09/23/2013) [-]
It was ok at first, then i realized i had to leave most of my stuff back in Canada. Including all my hockey gear. Which was the world to me. So when i went to a sports store to get hockey gear, all they had were crumby plastic hollow hockey sticks and a few gloves for sale. Everything else was just jerseys for teams, cleats, footballs, knee pads and a water cooler. After that. I just felt left out and miserable. I also just about killed myself from trying not to imitate an english accent. I did a few times to my english room mate and he gave me a scowl then laughed when i said "sorry". Only saying "how very canadian of you". for the next 2 weeks afterwards. it was misery in paradise.
#1360 - good to know hopefully all will be good  [+] (13 replies) 09/23/2013 on diddymonster's profile 0
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#1361 - roflstorm (09/23/2013) [-]
I could say the same for you bud.
What type of cancer is it, mind me asking.
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#1362 - diddymonster (09/23/2013) [-]
bowel cancer, i made a comic about it nearly a year ago about how i'm literally butthurt but my sister made me delete it
User avatar
#1363 - roflstorm (09/23/2013) [-]
Shit son, you dun got ass cancer.
And i never got to see the comic, Do you still have it?
User avatar
#1364 - diddymonster (09/23/2013) [-]
it's somewhere on my old laptop...the punchline was basically after all my treatment and recovery i finally decided to live life to the fullest, only to end up looking at cats on the internet

i'll be making more comics soon though.....do you make any oc?
#1365 - roflstorm (09/23/2013) [-]
Well the best of luck to you and a speedy fucking recovery.
As for OC? I was making a short comic earlier this year when i moved to Britain for a promotion i had received. I was there for 3 weeks and i was miserable. Just up n leaving my home and going halfway around the world. Thankfully though, i moved back home after my boss saw how miserable i was. He told me i should move back home.
In that time, i made this. Titled "Farewell Canada"
I was almost done working out the last few bits when i moved back home.
But aside from this. I have no ideas for OC mate, sorry.
User avatar
#1366 - diddymonster (09/23/2013) [-]
i've made surreal comics, feels comic and a few collabs and even a Dickbutt OC and tomorrow i'm going to make my first racist OC


p.s. i remember you saying you moved here and wanted to move back home
User avatar
#1367 - roflstorm (09/23/2013) [-]
I was given an "honest demotion"
I didn't do anything wrong to be demoted, my new boss just told me that i would hamper my work if i continued living in Britain. Which isn't to say that the UK is a miserable place, i just missed being in the frozen green wilderness of Canaduh.
And i hope you don't piss of more people than you mean Being a racist comic and all.
User avatar
#1368 - diddymonster (09/23/2013) [-]
UK is a great place (most countries are in some way or another) but i must say london is a very miserable and lonely place

and don't worry it's just another lazy Tyrone joke
User avatar
#1369 - roflstorm (09/23/2013) [-]
Oh ok then.
I briefly lived in a wee town called Calais. Which if i recall is about an hour or so outside of London.
And ok then. I the the go ahead for construction of "lazy ass tyrone comic"
User avatar
#1370 - diddymonster (09/23/2013) [-]
i thought you moved to london
User avatar
#1371 - roflstorm (09/23/2013) [-]
I did, then troubles arose with the landlord, who was a total prick, and i decided to move to Calais. The rent was 120 dollars, or like, 75 pounds cheaper.
Had to take a few driving lessons so i could more easily adjust to driving on the other side of the road, and above all else, the people there were fantastic. I met one asshole in my 3 weeks being there. It was a great place, filled with great people. But i missed my home
User avatar
#1372 - diddymonster (09/23/2013) [-]
i understand, i went to university in scotland and having lived in Wales my entire life everyone and everything i ever knew was back home in Wales


i was only 500 miles away god know what it was like for you being thousands of miles away
User avatar
#1373 - roflstorm (09/23/2013) [-]
It was ok at first, then i realized i had to leave most of my stuff back in Canada. Including all my hockey gear. Which was the world to me. So when i went to a sports store to get hockey gear, all they had were crumby plastic hollow hockey sticks and a few gloves for sale. Everything else was just jerseys for teams, cleats, footballs, knee pads and a water cooler. After that. I just felt left out and miserable. I also just about killed myself from trying not to imitate an english accent. I did a few times to my english room mate and he gave me a scowl then laughed when i said "sorry". Only saying "how very canadian of you". for the next 2 weeks afterwards. it was misery in paradise.
#1 - just thumbed a bunch of your comments to raise you a few level…  [+] (2 replies) 09/23/2013 on fagex's profile 0
#2 - fagex (09/23/2013) [-]
As much as I appreciate your thumbs, I did not permit you to take my virginity.

You'll be hearing from the police shortly.
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#3 - diddymonster (09/23/2013) [-]
shit son i better split
#1358 - yeah but is your grip still the same? i got shocked b…  [+] (15 replies) 09/23/2013 on diddymonster's profile 0
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#1359 - roflstorm (09/23/2013) [-]
Im scared to move the thumb much because im afraid it might tear itself open again and bleed fucking everywhere. Definitely nicked a vessel. But aside from that, the grip is still there.
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#1360 - diddymonster (09/23/2013) [-]
good to know hopefully all will be good
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#1361 - roflstorm (09/23/2013) [-]
I could say the same for you bud.
What type of cancer is it, mind me asking.
User avatar
#1362 - diddymonster (09/23/2013) [-]
bowel cancer, i made a comic about it nearly a year ago about how i'm literally butthurt but my sister made me delete it
User avatar
#1363 - roflstorm (09/23/2013) [-]
Shit son, you dun got ass cancer.
And i never got to see the comic, Do you still have it?
User avatar
#1364 - diddymonster (09/23/2013) [-]
it's somewhere on my old laptop...the punchline was basically after all my treatment and recovery i finally decided to live life to the fullest, only to end up looking at cats on the internet

i'll be making more comics soon though.....do you make any oc?
#1365 - roflstorm (09/23/2013) [-]
Well the best of luck to you and a speedy fucking recovery.
As for OC? I was making a short comic earlier this year when i moved to Britain for a promotion i had received. I was there for 3 weeks and i was miserable. Just up n leaving my home and going halfway around the world. Thankfully though, i moved back home after my boss saw how miserable i was. He told me i should move back home.
In that time, i made this. Titled "Farewell Canada"
I was almost done working out the last few bits when i moved back home.
But aside from this. I have no ideas for OC mate, sorry.
User avatar
#1366 - diddymonster (09/23/2013) [-]
i've made surreal comics, feels comic and a few collabs and even a Dickbutt OC and tomorrow i'm going to make my first racist OC


p.s. i remember you saying you moved here and wanted to move back home
User avatar
#1367 - roflstorm (09/23/2013) [-]
I was given an "honest demotion"
I didn't do anything wrong to be demoted, my new boss just told me that i would hamper my work if i continued living in Britain. Which isn't to say that the UK is a miserable place, i just missed being in the frozen green wilderness of Canaduh.
And i hope you don't piss of more people than you mean Being a racist comic and all.
User avatar
#1368 - diddymonster (09/23/2013) [-]
UK is a great place (most countries are in some way or another) but i must say london is a very miserable and lonely place

and don't worry it's just another lazy Tyrone joke
User avatar
#1369 - roflstorm (09/23/2013) [-]
Oh ok then.
I briefly lived in a wee town called Calais. Which if i recall is about an hour or so outside of London.
And ok then. I the the go ahead for construction of "lazy ass tyrone comic"
User avatar
#1370 - diddymonster (09/23/2013) [-]
i thought you moved to london
User avatar
#1371 - roflstorm (09/23/2013) [-]
I did, then troubles arose with the landlord, who was a total prick, and i decided to move to Calais. The rent was 120 dollars, or like, 75 pounds cheaper.
Had to take a few driving lessons so i could more easily adjust to driving on the other side of the road, and above all else, the people there were fantastic. I met one asshole in my 3 weeks being there. It was a great place, filled with great people. But i missed my home
User avatar
#1372 - diddymonster (09/23/2013) [-]
i understand, i went to university in scotland and having lived in Wales my entire life everyone and everything i ever knew was back home in Wales


i was only 500 miles away god know what it was like for you being thousands of miles away
User avatar
#1373 - roflstorm (09/23/2013) [-]
It was ok at first, then i realized i had to leave most of my stuff back in Canada. Including all my hockey gear. Which was the world to me. So when i went to a sports store to get hockey gear, all they had were crumby plastic hollow hockey sticks and a few gloves for sale. Everything else was just jerseys for teams, cleats, footballs, knee pads and a water cooler. After that. I just felt left out and miserable. I also just about killed myself from trying not to imitate an english accent. I did a few times to my english room mate and he gave me a scowl then laughed when i said "sorry". Only saying "how very canadian of you". for the next 2 weeks afterwards. it was misery in paradise.
#1352 - Picture 09/20/2013 on diddymonster's profile 0