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|#374 - you're in my new comic......there's no choice in the matter||03/06/2013 on betta's profile||0|
|#3 - fukken scottsdale man||03/04/2013 on Free Steak||0|
|#15 - he's the one analyzing the rest of the class and making this chart [+] (2 new replies)||03/04/2013 on Fo sho||+265|
|#11 - Picture [+] (1 new reply)||03/04/2013 on and they're outta here||+159|
|#369 - sure if you're up to it...i'm not been motivated to draw anyth…||03/04/2013 on betta's profile||0|
|#3 - hi [+] (4 new replies)||03/02/2013 on vetis's profile||0|
|#920 - i was going to draw it after i finish my latest comic but i'll… [+] (1 new reply)||03/02/2013 on diddymonster's profile||0|
|#918 - i like it easy to look at, nice defining details and … [+] (3 new replies)||03/02/2013 on diddymonster's profile||0|
|#10 - **diddymonster rolls 9,707,633**||03/02/2013 on No||0|
|#1 - Comment deleted [+] (1 new reply)||03/02/2013 on It's Friday night...||+1|
|#367 - Panel 1 : lawyer in courtroom "ladies and gentlemen this … [+] (2 new replies)||03/01/2013 on betta's profile||0|
|#543 - comment 444||03/01/2013 on POW! Right in the feel||0|
|#365 - i have an idea for a collab content if you're up for it [+] (4 new replies)||03/01/2013 on betta's profile||0|
#367 - diddymonster (03/01/2013) [-]
Panel 1 : lawyer in courtroom "ladies and gentlemen this footage collected from the accused's house is proof that he be convicted of child rape, murder and even treason of the highest amounts"
Panel 2 : woman with jurors badge looks disgusted at the footage (video off panel but with animal noises squelches and cries)
Panel 3 : pans to 2nd juror throwing up into a bucket
Panel 4 : man watching it masturbating
Panel 5 : judge says "Mr x please contain yourself"
Panel 6 : masturbating man "Hey don't act like that...i'm not the one on trial here"
Panel 7 : "actually Mr x you are"
Palel 8 : full view of court revealing man isn't on the jurors stand but on trial "Oh"
|#454 - forget feels I laughed||03/01/2013 on POW! Right in the feel||0|
|#444 - i'm back to tell the full story my granddad had Hunt… [+] (1 new reply)||03/01/2013 on POW! Right in the feel||+5|
|#442 - Comment deleted||03/01/2013 on POW! Right in the feel||0|
|#9 - Picture [+] (1 new reply)||03/01/2013 on Coolest wedding invite ever||+3|
|#7 - has nobody commented/noticed my fridge magnets … [+] (1 new reply)||03/01/2013 on Full Fridge||+3|
|#1 - the only person I've ever lost in my entire life is my Grandda… [+] (21 new replies)||02/28/2013 on POW! Right in the feel||+310|
#580 - gavinchase (03/18/2013) [-]
I lost my Grandmother 5 months ago. I was away for the weekend when I heard she fell off a ladder trying to clean her fan (she hated asking for help, it made her feel old). The entire time she was in the hospital she kept asking to see me but I never wanted to visit, I just can't handle those situations. One day I sucked it up and decided to visit her. When I arrived she had already passed away.
#444 - diddymonster (03/01/2013) [-]
i'm back to tell the full story
my granddad had Huntingtons disease which affects cognitive and physical functions over years and years and left my granddad in a bed ridden confused mess, i would go into hospital a lot for personal illness reasons so i was visiting him as much as possible in his last 2 months. One week before he died i went into his room with a bag of grapes and some CD's set them beside him "there we go grandad roro" (his name was roland and as a kid i called him roro...had done ever since). without even looking up at me he said "who are you?" i answered him but he didn't answer back. I only met up with him 2 times after that and he didn't utter a word. (i don't think he knew who i was for a while)
the hardest part about it for me is knowing that my dad has it and is showing symptoms already, i have a 50% chance of having it too and knowing if i fall in love and they love me back that one day i'll have to tell them i may have a disease that would make me angry depressed maybe psychotic could make me completely forget who they are and even pass it on to my children.
#290 - anonymous (03/01/2013) [-]
The first person I ever lost was my great aunt. She died of lung cancer, and made me promise to never smoke. The last thing she said to me was, "let's play together."
I am truly sorry for your loss.
#269 - nejcf (03/01/2013) [-]
I've lost all grandparents before I was 10. One grandmother had dementia, she barely remembered anything or anyone. But then all of sudden she remembered anyone, she started playing cards and other games with us. But that only lasted for about one week. I remember that in the same week we went for a walk, talking about everything and I gave her a big hug when we got home. That was the last time I saw her, she passed away next morning...
#227 - thestrangestboner (03/01/2013) [-]
My brother and I always joke around (like any other person these days) by calling each other a 'faggot' or 'gay' just as an insult, not literally. Well we had picked up my great grandfather for what would be the last time to spend some time with him, and on the ride back to the airport my brother called me a faggot. The last thing my great grandpa ever asked me was "Are you queer?!".
Oh god why
#220 - waaw (03/01/2013) [-]
My grandpa died in the middle of the night of a heart attack in April. Then my grandmother started to sort of drift out of it. She was never very strong, but it seemed like she was just fading away. She died two months later. I don't think I will ever forget the night, two days before she died. My sisters were away at camp. All my cousins were away also. There was me, and all of her children and their spouses. She was too weak to go to the table, so when we said blessings, my father went over to her and said the words, slowly so she could hear it well.
#122 - anonymous (03/01/2013) [-]
My Dad's dad died before I was born, and my mom's when I was about 3-4... My Dad's mom passed away 2 years ago, And my mom's mom is starting to go down that road...
#18 - kyfvini (03/01/2013) [-]
Mine died in my arms while I was trying to carry him to the car to get to the hospital... He was more than a dad for me. The last day, he didnt want to let my hands go... It was really important for me, I´m a musician and my hands are like the most important part of my body. He hold them tight for an hour, then he started trembling, and you can imagine the rest... I love him.
|#223 - cheers man, you do whatever you want with it :)||02/28/2013 on tomatospy's profile||0|
|#220 - here it is, anything you want taken out or added, feel free to… [+] (6 new replies)||02/28/2013 on tomatospy's profile||0|
|#16 - i thought she was in a half fetal position and i was wondering… [+] (1 new reply)||02/28/2013 on sounds like a plan||+9|
|#12 - Picture [+] (1 new reply)||02/27/2013 on Some unsual facts||+44|
#120 - anonymous (02/27/2013) [-]
|#8 - the ultimate "nope" reaction [+] (3 new replies)||02/27/2013 on How and why???||+1|
#31 - anonymous (02/27/2013) [-]
i seriously never post comments, but that is honestly my favorite gif of all time.
The way dat ass just bounces off the middle support of the window. Priceless.
You have my thumb.
|#44 - he didn't even drop an enderpearl [+] (1 new reply)||02/27/2013 on OOOOOOH THE WHITE GUY WON!!!!||+188|