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X-box Gamertag: DIDMONSTER
Date Signed Up:12/25/2011
Last Login:5/17/2013
Location:Britain
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#45 - got bored and it looks like he's saying "i just spank it&…  [+] (10 new replies) 04/13/2013 on I found a dead pixel on... +2
User avatar #46 - Reeon (04/13/2013) [-]
Well it kinda does look like he says that actually
User avatar #47 - diddymonster (04/13/2013) [-]
i'm glad someone else thinks so


i forget how much fun it is to make gifs sometimes
#49 - Reeon (04/13/2013) [-]
#52 - diddymonster (04/13/2013) [-]
all i could come up with
#53 - Reeon (04/13/2013) [-]
Your next challange
#54 - diddymonster (04/13/2013) [-]
sorry about the delay, didn't see your message and had to get a blank gif


#55 - Reeon (04/13/2013) [-]
Well done. Now comes the real challange
#56 - diddymonster (04/13/2013) [-]
I don't even know anymore
#57 - Reeon (04/13/2013) [-]
Surely you cant turn something this emotional into something funny can you ?
*evil laughter*
#58 - diddymonster (04/13/2013) [-]
i was a bit lazy with this one

second one coming up
#43 - Picture  [+] (12 new replies) 04/13/2013 on I found a dead pixel on... +5
#44 - Reeon (04/13/2013) [-]
User avatar #45 - diddymonster (04/13/2013) [-]
got bored and it looks like he's saying "i just spank it" to me

however the more i watch it the less it matches up with the doctors mouth
User avatar #46 - Reeon (04/13/2013) [-]
Well it kinda does look like he says that actually
User avatar #47 - diddymonster (04/13/2013) [-]
i'm glad someone else thinks so


i forget how much fun it is to make gifs sometimes
#49 - Reeon (04/13/2013) [-]
#52 - diddymonster (04/13/2013) [-]
all i could come up with
#53 - Reeon (04/13/2013) [-]
Your next challange
#54 - diddymonster (04/13/2013) [-]
sorry about the delay, didn't see your message and had to get a blank gif


#55 - Reeon (04/13/2013) [-]
Well done. Now comes the real challange
#56 - diddymonster (04/13/2013) [-]
I don't even know anymore
#57 - Reeon (04/13/2013) [-]
Surely you cant turn something this emotional into something funny can you ?
*evil laughter*
#58 - diddymonster (04/13/2013) [-]
i was a bit lazy with this one

second one coming up
#2 - what am i doing with my life 04/12/2013 on Small feel... +11
#6 - Picture  [+] (17 new replies) 04/12/2013 on I found a dead pixel on... +118
User avatar #51 - garymuthafuknoak (04/13/2013) [-]
don't even like doctor who but this is pure awesome.
#29 - Reeon (04/13/2013) [-]
#43 - diddymonster (04/13/2013) [-]
#44 - Reeon (04/13/2013) [-]
User avatar #45 - diddymonster (04/13/2013) [-]
got bored and it looks like he's saying "i just spank it" to me

however the more i watch it the less it matches up with the doctors mouth
User avatar #46 - Reeon (04/13/2013) [-]
Well it kinda does look like he says that actually
User avatar #47 - diddymonster (04/13/2013) [-]
i'm glad someone else thinks so


i forget how much fun it is to make gifs sometimes
#49 - Reeon (04/13/2013) [-]
#52 - diddymonster (04/13/2013) [-]
all i could come up with
#53 - Reeon (04/13/2013) [-]
Your next challange
#54 - diddymonster (04/13/2013) [-]
sorry about the delay, didn't see your message and had to get a blank gif


#55 - Reeon (04/13/2013) [-]
Well done. Now comes the real challange
#56 - diddymonster (04/13/2013) [-]
I don't even know anymore
#57 - Reeon (04/13/2013) [-]
Surely you cant turn something this emotional into something funny can you ?
*evil laughter*
#58 - diddymonster (04/13/2013) [-]
i was a bit lazy with this one

second one coming up
#28 - aclopolipse (04/13/2013) [-]
User avatar #25 - cycloneclone (04/13/2013) [-]
I wish I had your skills
#14 - i read that as pentasodomy.....now that is some hardcore stuff 04/12/2013 on Chromosomes +6
#6 - is that the monolith back there?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/08/2013 on Liars..... 0
User avatar #11 - Zeigh (04/08/2013) [-]
Probably not considering the two girls in the picture.
#55 - necrophiliac 04/08/2013 on No disappointments ever 0
#2 - imagine the crucifixion  [+] (1 new reply) 04/08/2013 on spooderman +1
#4 - peezle (04/08/2013) [-]
We would need so much wood.
#44 - i give up  [+] (1 new reply) 04/08/2013 on Condensation +14
User avatar #136 - garymotherfinoak (04/08/2013) [-]
**garymotherfinoak rolls 93** here you go
#43 - **diddymonster rolls 48** one more try  [+] (2 new replies) 04/08/2013 on Condensation -1
#44 - diddymonster (04/08/2013) [-]
i give up
User avatar #136 - garymotherfinoak (04/08/2013) [-]
**garymotherfinoak rolls 93** here you go
#42 - **diddymonster rolls 147**  [+] (3 new replies) 04/08/2013 on Condensation -1
#43 - diddymonster (04/08/2013) [-]
**diddymonster rolls 48** one more try
#44 - diddymonster (04/08/2013) [-]
i give up
User avatar #136 - garymotherfinoak (04/08/2013) [-]
**garymotherfinoak rolls 93** here you go
#40 - **diddymonster rolls 26** 04/08/2013 on Condensation -1
#1 - you've got some cool sisters, one's a ninja and one is a balan…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/08/2013 on My sister is a ninja?!? +1
#4 - blackshot Comment deleted by diddymonster
#5 - to be fair i have gone back on an ego trip to see my old comm… 04/08/2013 on solid 0
#2 - www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3061895/Teens/4#4 …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/08/2013 on solid 0
#4 - misticalz (04/08/2013) [-]
Oh god.
#3 - bishimbawlin (04/08/2013) [-]
read my mind
User avatar #5 - diddymonster (04/08/2013) [-]
to be fair i have gone back on an ego trip to see my old comments because i thought i was a hilarious motherfucker
#3 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 04/08/2013 on Oh yeah, just like that baby! +87
#14 - BubsyB (04/08/2013) [-]
User avatar #13 - theoriginalzombie (04/08/2013) [-]
>where were you when pants ruined
>me at home eating smegma butter
>friend call
>"diarrhea is strike"
>no
>apology for bad english i am an alcohol
#2 - he lifts 04/08/2013 on If you're happy and you... +4
#5 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/08/2013 on ...well, it got me. +82
#36 - unbird (04/08/2013) [-]
#10 - Picture 04/07/2013 on No disappointments ever +13
#7 - Whenever the comedian Peter Cook went to watch his favorite f…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/07/2013 on No disappointments ever +34
#60 - unholyjebus (04/08/2013) [-]
I looked it up and found out he was a Tottenham supporter. As an Arsenal supporter I hope he became a very rich man.
#54 - N. Korean citizen (04/08/2013) [-]
haha I always do the same thing.



I should Marry Peter Cook
User avatar #55 - diddymonster (04/08/2013) [-]
necrophiliac
#8 - userusernameexists (04/07/2013) [-]
flawless logic, what if it's a tie?
#20 - mrstalin (04/08/2013) [-]
His team didn't lose, so it's not as bad. May not be a win, but it's not like they got demolished.
#65 - unholyjebus (04/08/2013) [-]
>Guy supports Tottenham FC
>Never got demolished
lol
#10 - diddymonster (04/07/2013) [-]
#12 - 430 wank it faggot  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2013 on NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!... +131
#53 - lamarisagoodname (04/07/2013) [-]
#1011 - looks good....the shoes are a bit weird though, can you draw c… 04/04/2013 on diddymonster's profile 0
#524 - i'm sure this could be made into some kind of comic.....but i'… 04/03/2013 on betta's profile 0
#14037 - we're big boys now who work and have other commitments beyond … 04/02/2013 on irwincardozo's profile 0
#4 - **diddymonster rolls 5** 04/02/2013 on Roll the number 2 and pic... +1
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User avatar #1071 - diddymonster (05/17/2013) [-]
**diddymonster rolled user landmines ** i love your face
User avatar #1068 - diddymonster (05/17/2013) [-]
**diddymonster rolled user walkingdisaster ** hi twi
User avatar #1069 to #1068 - walkingdisaster (05/17/2013) [-]
**walkingdisaster rolled user cptsweatpants ** hi twi
User avatar #1072 to #1070 - walkingdisaster (05/17/2013) [-]
**walkingdisaster rolled a random comment #2160993 posted by elbrysobrony at Friendly ** :
Umm... Look for [FJ] Derpy Samurai.

I dunno, actually. And I can't acess it now.
User avatar #1073 to #1072 - diddymonster (05/17/2013) [-]
**diddymonster rolled a random comment #3736512 posted by faggotsaregay at MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE EXPERIENCE ** :
yess
User avatar #1066 - admin (05/16/2013) [-]
i love you <3
#1065 - betta has deleted their comment. [-]
User avatar #1054 - ied (05/13/2013) [-]
1000 NK Flags.
NIce.
User avatar #1055 to #1054 - diddymonster (05/13/2013) [-]
still no colored text

do you want my rits?
User avatar #1056 to #1055 - ied (05/13/2013) [-]
Nah, you're alright
Give them to someone who needs them! If you want, I could do that for you?
User avatar #1057 to #1056 - diddymonster (05/13/2013) [-]
sure, i gave up items a while ago and DJ 4DM1N gave them to me for getting top comment

all i'm keeping is my flags
User avatar #1058 to #1057 - ied (05/13/2013) [-]
Ah nice dude, Oh and congratulations on top comment!
User avatar #1051 - betta (05/11/2013) [-]
What's your gamertag?
User avatar #1053 to #1051 - diddymonster (05/11/2013) [-]
do you have minecraft?
User avatar #1052 to #1051 - diddymonster (05/11/2013) [-]
DIDMONSTER
User avatar #1040 - irwincardozo (05/11/2013) [-]
diddy my girl
User avatar #1041 to #1040 - diddymonster (05/11/2013) [-]
irwin my bitch

how's things?
User avatar #1042 to #1041 - irwincardozo (05/11/2013) [-]
things are hanging well... im about to get a Tyranitar in pokemun Fire Red so yeah.. things are awesome bru
User avatar #1043 to #1042 - diddymonster (05/11/2013) [-]
i'm hopefully gonna be having a night of minecraft with a few guys on here so things are good on my end too
User avatar #1044 to #1043 - irwincardozo (05/11/2013) [-]
will you engage in the bum sex after your minecraft session?
User avatar #1045 to #1044 - diddymonster (05/11/2013) [-]
that's the plan

do you intend to have the sexing of the bum with your Tyranitar dildo
User avatar #1046 to #1045 - irwincardozo (05/11/2013) [-]
with my weedle didlo as a matter of fact... sucks to have a small rectum
User avatar #1047 to #1046 - diddymonster (05/11/2013) [-]
don't worry your weedle dildo beedrillin' you tonight
User avatar #1048 to #1047 - irwincardozo (05/11/2013) [-]
sucks being a single male doesnt it?
User avatar #1049 to #1048 - diddymonster (05/11/2013) [-]
at least we're alone together
User avatar #1050 to #1049 - irwincardozo (05/11/2013) [-]
yes .. yes we are my good man
User avatar #1038 - roflstorm (05/03/2013) [-]
Happy birthday bud
#1036 - irwincardozo (05/01/2013) [-]
happy birthday lover <3


<--- thaz me coming to pic you up for our date tonight
User avatar #1037 to #1036 - diddymonster (05/03/2013) [-]
i wasn't home.....i should have given you a key.
User avatar #1016 - novren (04/27/2013) [-]
hey diddy

sup man

fucking IM doesn't work as usual
must be blacking out
get it
black
hue
#1017 to #1016 - diddymonster (04/27/2013) [-]
lel i gettit   
   
how're things   
 anything new?
lel i gettit

how're things
anything new?
User avatar #1018 to #1017 - novren (04/27/2013) [-]
things are fine
got to bribe a coupla teachers at uni because they're gonna fail me

and remember that guy i told you about... the one whose parents weren't so happy about him being bi, that we had made out two or three times... (if you didn't know him you do now), so, he invited me to sleep over when his parents were out and he apologised for not having talked to me for months and he said he liked me but wasn't ready for a relationship (calling BS, he had had a boyfriend until like a month ago - and I'm fucking tired of hearing "I'm not ready for a relationship", is that the new "I like you as a friend"??), but well, he apologised at least, and then we made out and slept (just sleeping) together, and I haven't seem him or talked to him since, but this time it's my choice and oh girl, I'm loving it.

you lucky I'm not charging you for this rant

and btw, just curious, how good is my English?
User avatar #1019 to #1018 - diddymonster (04/27/2013) [-]
take things slow and hopefully he'll come to his senses and you'll be happy together (if you really want to chase after him that is)

p.s. i'm a therapist, you pay me

p.s.s. you can't even tell you're not from an english speaking country, you're english is near perfect
#1020 to #1019 - novren (04/27/2013) [-]
Nah, I don't want him no more
he dun fuck'd up
fuck him and his evasives
fuck him
I'll love to but well
fuck him

pic related to the p.s.s.

also, tell me you put that last "you're" on purpose, please
User avatar #1021 to #1020 - diddymonster (04/27/2013) [-]
just testing you honestly

so anyone else on the horizon?
User avatar #1022 to #1021 - novren (04/27/2013) [-]
just this girl from uni
but I'm too shy when I like someone and I don't know what to do with her
we have quite a lot in common: we listen to good music (each our own style but we agree on lots of it), also we like cats and we sort of hate people (extra points for hating lots of people from uni, people think this is highschool, I'm so sick of it, I wanna go do my Practicum abroad).

right now I'm just staring at the picture I posted last comment
gosh, it's so cute
#1023 to #1022 - diddymonster (04/27/2013) [-]
are you sure it's cute?   
   
i'm quite timid too when it comes to asking someone out so i'm not sure what advice to give (i'm not looking for anyone right now so i don't have to worry too much)
are you sure it's cute?

i'm quite timid too when it comes to asking someone out so i'm not sure what advice to give (i'm not looking for anyone right now so i don't have to worry too much)
User avatar #1026 to #1023 - novren (04/27/2013) [-]
and I love carrots but man I'm so sick of them
like
I wanna stick them up a rabbit's ass
god

tomorrow I'm eating fruit again
and Monday I'll wake up and stick 8 bananas into my mouth
I hope this diet does something, I'm doing it more as a goal than as an attempt to lose weight, I wanna start something and end it.
User avatar #1024 to #1023 - novren (04/27/2013) [-]
it's even cuter now

well, one day I had had a couple drinks I was talking to her on fb and we were joking and joking I asked her out for a drink or something someday and when she said yes I said I wasn't joking and when I asked if she would still say yes she said yes

you can breathe now

and, well, that is something, we just have to set a date. I'll have to ask her again. I'm so bad at this...

I'm more confident when it's a guy who I like, I guess because I understand guys better, girls have always kind of scared me. fuckin' education, man...

are you seriously not looking for anyone or are you just trying to convince yourself?
User avatar #1027 to #1024 - diddymonster (04/27/2013) [-]
well i'm pretty much back to full strength and i'm feeling confident but i've got too many other things to sort out first. job finding a new flat, bills and other such things

i'm not looking but if someone falls in my lap and it feels like something can happen i'm not going to ignore it

(do you need to diet?)
User avatar #1028 to #1027 - novren (04/27/2013) [-]
kwohl

and yes, I do need to diet. I also need to exercise. I'm just too lazy and sedentary. I'm not too overweight but it shows up with not-so-loose clothes. I hope I don't lose my butt, though, I've been told it's very cute.
and also it's just a week. I just hope I won't regain it when it's over, though...
User avatar #1029 to #1028 - diddymonster (04/27/2013) [-]
stay off the sweets and fatty foods and you'll stay bootylicious
User avatar #1030 to #1029 - novren (04/27/2013) [-]
I do stay out of them, I only eat healthy food, just too much of it lol
but lately I've been controling it
eating slower and stuff
User avatar #1031 to #1030 - diddymonster (04/27/2013) [-]
good for you i hope it goes well for ya

i have work in the morning so we'll speak soon i don't speak enough to my friends on here
User avatar #1032 to #1031 - novren (04/27/2013) [-]
talk to you soon!
#1014 - diddymonster (04/22/2013) [-]
**diddymonster rolled user theonetruespitfire **
#1010 - betta (04/04/2013) [-]
Hey, what do you think of the first ever drawing I did with my new drawing tablet?

Iz good? Iz bad?

(enlarge)
User avatar #1011 to #1010 - diddymonster (04/04/2013) [-]
looks good....the shoes are a bit weird though, can you draw consistently so the characters look the same in each panel ( i can't so that's why i'm not getting a tablet)
#1008 - flyingwhale (04/01/2013) [-]
1000th comment get!
User avatar #1006 - admin (04/01/2013) [-]
nice oc bro
User avatar #1007 to #1006 - diddymonster (04/01/2013) [-]
i make my oc out of love for glorious DJ 4DM1N
User avatar #1004 - betta (04/01/2013) [-]
Comment #1002 master race.
User avatar #1005 to #1004 - betta (04/01/2013) [-]
... This is why we can't have nice things.
User avatar #1000 - roflstorm (03/29/2013) [-]
Comment
User avatar #1001 to #1000 - diddymonster (03/29/2013) [-]
glorious
User avatar #999 - roflstorm (03/29/2013) [-]
1000th
User avatar #998 - roflstorm (03/29/2013) [-]
Your
User avatar #997 - roflstorm (03/29/2013) [-]
Am
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I
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