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User avatar #792 - AnomynousUser (07/24/2012) [-]
>finish eating dinner with dad at restaurant
>holding door open for a long stream of people, he was behind because he forgot his phone at the table
>he walks right past me, impossible to not acknowledge, but still walks
>gets to car
>I know him enough that he'd drive halfway home just for laughs
>let go of door right before a couple of girls walk in
>dad instantly turns around and yells at me for closing door on girls
> **** you, dad, I'm going to put dog **** under your pillow for making me look like an ******* ...
User avatar #795 to #792 - twatwafflecumshot (08/18/2012) [-]
SO, you'tr not gonna BELIEVE who this is 8D
User avatar #796 to #795 - AnomynousUser (08/18/2012) [-]
...Right now, at this moment, write your password down on some kind of document or piece of paper or something! xD

I was wondering what happened to you....
User avatar #797 to #796 - twatwafflecumshot (08/24/2012) [-]
I'm so mad at myself for forgetting AGAIN. i got it written down this time, don't worry XDD
User avatar #798 to #797 - AnomynousUser (08/24/2012) [-]
lmao xD

Hmm... apparently, the soonest I can go to get my drivers license is late October
-_-
They don't even ******* test you! They make you take like 6 right turns then you're done! I hate the DMV!
User avatar #799 to #798 - twatwafflecumshot (09/08/2012) [-]
at least its easy to pass XD
User avatar #800 to #799 - AnomynousUser (09/08/2012) [-]
But 2 months of waiting just to drive 15 minutes?! :(
User avatar #801 to #800 - twatwafflecumshot (09/08/2012) [-]
http://3.bp.blogspot . com/-zG6NPkmJREE/Te8085b6VRI/AAAAAAAAAhQ/qfAF1sxb4IE/s1600/21516%2B-%2Bartist%2B tenchisamoshi%2Bbig_macintosh%2Beyup . png
User avatar #802 to #801 - AnomynousUser (09/08/2012) [-]
lol xD

Sorry about leaving like that, my dad needed help working on his car again. This time, I didn't have to run from spraying antifreeze that can cause serious burns, which means we are making more progress :D
There's just a tiny leak in another area...
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