i avoid people too much to get embarrassed.

Wow... that's actually kind of sad...


When I come back, I'll tell you the story of how I learned the difference between guy and girl. -strokes imaginary beard-

baha yes it is. see you in a bit.

Ok, apparently my brother is too good to watch a funny video, so I'm back 10 minutes earlier than expected... -_-

bahaha, story tine then -gets popcorn-

Hmmm...
So, when I was like 8ish, I lived in a house where if you wanted privacy, you had to shut your damn door. If it's even cracked open, anyone would have the right to just walk up and kick it down. That's what I got in a habit of doing - kicking down doors that were just cracked open. I was a kid, what do you expect?
Anyways, I had only about 5 friends that we actually went to each others houses to, so I didn't have the most experience in manners when it came to that stuff...

So, I was at one of the friends houses that I went to with my brother all the time. We had so many sleep overs there I STILL remember where everything is. So, one day when we were having a sleep over and it wasn't even dinner time, my friend (my brother had a friend who was his age there and my friend there was a year younger than I and a girl) had mysteriously disappeared... I saw her door cracked open...
Now, it hadn't occurred to me yet that a cracked door to them could mean a locked one to us...

I ran up, kicked her door wide open, and just stood there...
She apparently gets 100% nude while changing her clothes and when I was that age and in shock, I apparently don't move...
I probably would have kept standing there, staring at her if I didn't kick the door hard enough to have it swing back and close itself.


Yup, she was completely nude and at the perfect angle for me to see everything.

Everything.

i could just see that happening XD lmao thats awesome.

If only you knew the dream I had a few days after that... It's one of the few that actually stuck with my memories!

But yeah... I did what all other little boys would have done... Just stand there like a deer caught in the headlights.

lmfao awesome.

Gah, tomorrow's going to be so boring... I will be in science for 3 hours (he's going to apparently try to teach the whole time -_-) then culinary arts (she has absolutely not control over her class) and english (which i hate the teacher) and algebra 2...

poor you D8 want me to shoot some people??

Lol, how would that help?

...i..i dont know...

Also, is my name showing up as blueish to you?

yes...yes it is.

Oh well...

I want to go off at a teacher I've never seen before right now so badly...
My friend worked really hard (she's one of those people with a 3.9 GPA and freaks out over every little assignment) on a ping pong ball launcher project or something like that, and it broke right before she could use it and he gave her a 0
He didn't let her make any of it up, he didn't let her fix it, he gave her a 0.
And that's the only grade for this six weeks, so her report card will show a 0.

I want to kill that son of a bitch...

i meant specifically. like, copy/paste the statement with that weird shit..
i dunno.

"kinda, and ut\it was my mum's XD"
You really don't know?! :O
I remember it like it was only yesterday...

idontknowwhatthefuckisgoingon.jpg
maybe my brother hit the keyboard when i wasnt looking...

You don't even seem the slightest bit interested in my story D:
Sad Kyou is sad...

its not that im not interested its that im wondering how the fuck that random assembly of letters numbers and symbols came to be...

Geez, the world doesn't revolve around you! IT REVOLVES AROUND ME!

:P

I don't know, maybe... Hmm, I usually just start typing something and by the time I realize it, something random is on the screen, but I couldn't think of anything this time... D:

ah well, its not important.
THIS JUST IN!
my brother head-butted me in the nose, and when my dad poked it i said ow and he's like oh god shut up i just poked you and im like, yeah after connor tried to break it and hes like OH so sorry see if i ever do that again
=,=

Lol, I remember when I was very little and I'd get my nose or something hit really really hard and then a few minutes later, something would barely tap it and my dad would think I was faking because it really hurt. (I was more accident-prone when I was little... I'm just more stupid now, to make up for it)

youre not stupid.. i was in line at school once, reading a book while we walked and suddenly we stopped and i didnt notice. book+someone's back+face= bloody nose.

Awww lol
So, apparently I'm a pig in my friend's eyes because I would like to see a cat fight....

To be honest, I'd like most any fights...

i love watching people fight XD

Hmmmm
I want to tell a story, but what should I talk about?

dunno.

How about you tell me an embarrassing story and I'll go off from that!

can't think of any, needa go shower anyway.

Think of some in there (if you can keep your mind off me -does a creepy wink-)!

pft, youre a dork, lol.

The story of embarrassment. I am still waiting for it.

uum...
>Camp K.E.E.P.
>6th grade i think
>Cute councilor by the name of Asher. (what kind of name is that, anyway?)
>Journal writing time out under the Gazebo
>Trying to get his attention
>call him "Ashton"
>Ohgodwhy.JPG
>he asks me if i called him "Ashton"
>Nope.JPG
>he totally knows i'm lying.

best i could think of.

That's not very embarrassing at all! You can't honestly say that you lived an unembarrassing life so far!

hola

How's life been? I just finished with my english end of course test and have algebra 2 next monday

life's been alright. kinda dull, honestly.

Hmm...

I know how to spice up your life!
funnyjunk.com/channel/bendingtime/Amon+theory/ccYRGpp/36#36
Check out that shit!

i saw that! 8D good job, dude :3

I knew you were secretly stalking me! You were waiting for me to post something, weren't you? But what? >.>

no i was browsing front page and saw it XD silly.

Mmmhmm, sure you were...


Gah, end of course testing weeks are so boring... it's one test a day, and I only had to take 2 tests, so we sit in one class for 3 hours waiting for them to finish... (we get to talk and what not, but it's still boring)

that SUCKS

Yup, I think tomorrow is the freshman biology... the freshman this year took FOREVER to finish their algebra 1, so I'm going in tomorrow without much expectations...

that ball looks like fun owo

You want one for next Christmas?

<---damn, that's kawaii

sure XD

O.o Through my random reaction folder choosing, I found out that I have an inappropriate picture in there! :O

But of course you would :P ^.^
Hmm, now that I think of it, it's not uncommon for girls to have that kind of toy (from stories like how a little kid would find it, think it's a normal toy, and play with it when company's over and embarrass the parents)
(but yet it's morally wrong and way too perverted for a guy to have a fleshlight or something like that)

XDD my older sister found a double-headed dildo once...you can guess the rest of the story XD

Hmm... I can think of a few stories to go with that, so you might want to tell the actual one.

>.>
Wait, whose was it?
The inappropriate picture was saved so I could ask a female an opinion; is your family around? >.>

kinda, and ut&#92;it was my mum's XD i wasnt even born yet and my mum and dad were living with my grnadma. here comes my sister, shaking the thing around and its shaking her more than she's shaking it. she yells "LOOK WHAT I FOUND!"

But double dildos are for-
I'll stop thinking too much into that!
But that's just too funny! Roflmao! xD

and what is ut&#92?

O_O no idea, where's it say ut&#92?