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#144 - you autistic **** 12/29/2015 on Dank MLG FJ -1
#3 - This year sucks for me because I love winter, and can't sleep … 12/29/2015 on The tension +2
#31 - There is a chess horde mode, black side has 36 pawns while whi…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/29/2015 on que? +6
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#40 - comicexplain (12/29/2015) [-]
Horde chess with commentary #2 (Pieces)

Still looks pretty fun! Not too sure why I'm being negative thumbed down there. It's obviously not only possible, but an -enjoyable- challenge!

Catzor, Physicsdude, sacredriver, abcschachcba, bennywenny, downhillGuy!
#51 - physicsdude (12/29/2015) [-]
Well. The person playing white is utterly retarded. The only possible way to lose is letting black get one piece through, yet he lets him take 3 pawns with his tower in a side, the only "easy" places to get through, before he even does any thing.
My point still stands that it shouldn't be possible to lose a pawn without taking a piece. The white player doesn't defend his pawns(insanely bad placement) and lets the tower through the right side without doing anything, so the queen gets to the backline and is capable of clearing the board alone.

It might be fun if you are 2 people who just know the rules of chess and nothing else.
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#55 - emiyashirou (12/29/2015) [-]
Only bad move white actually made was b5. He was lost after that, his only chance was pawn-storming while the queen was stuck at the back of his pawn structure.
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#50 - downhillGuy (12/29/2015) [-]
Slightly different scenario. this one has more pieces for the "royals", allowing sacrifices to break the "pawn" uniformity

In the post's scenario I agree it would be a fun game but the pawns will win as catzor mentioned.
(ps thumbed down #18 as the comment doesn't make logical chess sense)
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#54 - comicexplain (12/29/2015) [-]
I could have been a little more clear. In the content above, your king and queen have a ton of breathing room, so you can shift one of them up and back down to force your opponent to move Timed right, you can't have any pieces taken, and they're be wide open. If you huge the walls with your queen, it''ll give you a chance to get behind the pawn forces, and take out any queens made from any empty spaces! I admit, it would be challenging, but very fun.
#46 - catzor (12/29/2015) [-]
Thanks for the mention.

Never thumbed you down though.
#56 - catzor (12/29/2015) [-]
**catzor used "*roll picture*"**
**catzor rolled image** I did
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#53 - comicexplain (12/29/2015) [-]
Just thought you might enjoy the vid!
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#19 - theguywhoaskswhy (12/01/2015) [-]
Look under the bed on the ground floor of Valentine Investigations.
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#79 - holmesc (11/25/2015) [-]
I only posted for the factual info.
Whether or not you find it to your liking is up to you
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#80 - factual (11/25/2015) [-]
it's a fact
#81 - holmesc (11/25/2015) [-]
such responce
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