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#44 - Next time, pick a name that will never get old : it will …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2013 on Close one. +1
User avatar #54 - thesticklebricks (12/21/2013) [-]
dickincunt never get's old? do you have another account; dickinass?
#67 - Are you god? 07/22/2013 on One reason I hate BBT +4
#127 - um  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2013 on Usernames arent literal +2
#138 - darthblam (07/08/2013) [-]
#148 - First they got red and puffy, If you were to touch them at thi… 01/26/2013 on Itchy balls +1
#146 - Let me tell you all something about scratching your balls: I'm…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/26/2013 on Itchy balls +1
#148 - dickincunt (01/26/2013) [-]
First they got red and puffy, If you were to touch them at this stage i would have writhed in agony as the skin on my balls was as sensitive as an exposed bone, or a pinched nerve in your tooth.
Then, almost mercifully they crusted over with thin paper like scabs which made the most curious sound when i walked. like the paper of an old book fluttering in the breeze on a late summer's day.
Finally, without warning, the crust began to crackle and then fall off in tiny pieces of dander. In my impatience I quickly scraped off all but the most stubborn of ball-flakes with my trusty $15 Itunes giftcard.

Learning my lesson I sought out a new tool to sooth my damned and ravaged crotch. Which is when I found the scrub-brush. It has bristles similar to the one pictured in my first comment but is black with an opaque handle. With this scepter, I scrub my balls every night after my shower and before bed. Abating the twin terror testicles mighty itchiness.

But- while all may be fine in the present moment, there may come such a day when my scrub brush shall not be enough. I do not fear many things, but I truly live in terror of that day.
#173 - I beat him with "Jake From State Farm" 10/06/2012 on Akinator +2
#12 - I am not ashamed  [+] (1 new reply) 09/02/2012 on rap -1
#21 - beatmasterz (09/02/2012) [-]
#95 - Picture 08/27/2012 on The Goatee +3
#385 - I don't get it 05/18/2012 on Your bending type. +2
#141 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/05/2012 on Not a single fuck was given... +10
#150 - cotyw (03/05/2012) [-]
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