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|#148 - First they got red and puffy, If you were to touch them at thi…||01/26/2013 on Itchy balls||+1|
|#146 - Let me tell you all something about scratching your balls: I'm… [+] (1 new reply)||01/26/2013 on Itchy balls||+1|
#148 - dickincunt (01/26/2013) [-]
First they got red and puffy, If you were to touch them at this stage i would have writhed in agony as the skin on my balls was as sensitive as an exposed bone, or a pinched nerve in your tooth.
Then, almost mercifully they crusted over with thin paper like scabs which made the most curious sound when i walked. like the paper of an old book fluttering in the breeze on a late summer's day.
Finally, without warning, the crust began to crackle and then fall off in tiny pieces of dander. In my impatience I quickly scraped off all but the most stubborn of ball-flakes with my trusty $15 Itunes giftcard.
Learning my lesson I sought out a new tool to sooth my damned and ravaged crotch. Which is when I found the scrub-brush. It has bristles similar to the one pictured in my first comment but is black with an opaque handle. With this scepter, I scrub my balls every night after my shower and before bed. Abating the twin terror testicles mighty itchiness.
But- while all may be fine in the present moment, there may come such a day when my scrub brush shall not be enough. I do not fear many things, but I truly live in terror of that day.
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