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Date Signed Up:2/17/2013
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#2 - I like where this is going.  [+] (25 new replies) 01/09/2016 on "I want a yandere GF" +79
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#16 - ayumu (01/10/2016) [-]
To this day, I am sourceless
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#23 - ayumu (01/10/2016) [-]
Ugh
It's edited
I am pornless
#59 - crankii (01/10/2016) [-]
#61 - dehnoobshow (01/10/2016) [-]
I remember Omamori Himari.
My second anime/manga.
Third being Kiss x Sis
Then I lost count.
#62 - crankii (01/10/2016) [-]
Telling us your second and third manga/anime but not the first
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#63 - dehnoobshow (01/10/2016) [-]
Highschool of the Dead.
Excepted a dank zombie anime with highschoolers.
Instead got H cup tits and the source of my love triangle fetish.
I didn't mention it because it's shit. I got more satisfaction from No More Room in Hell (Game) than with that anime.

In ways, I'm like meroune. Minus the death parts.
#65 - crankii (01/10/2016) [-]
B.. But i like Highschool of the Dead.
Anyway, my first was Lucky Star, yes i'm that kind of person.
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#66 - dehnoobshow (01/10/2016) [-]
Your favorite animu is shite.
But in honesty, it's because there was no story. Everything revolved around the female characters breasts. Oh, she's gonna kill a lot of zombies with her sword. Let's have a slow mo shot where her tits are flopping around.

Girl wants to be the MC's love interest. Refuses to save them if he doesn't hug/grab her tits.

nigga.
#67 - crankii (01/10/2016) [-]
It's true and that's what i enjoyed about it, my favorite is Steins;Gate though.
#64 - meroune (01/10/2016) [-]
When tragedy calls, I shall appear!
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#39 - lightarcanine (01/10/2016) [-]
Maybe someday
#24 - halcyonix (01/10/2016) [-]
porn?
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#31 - assassindash (01/10/2016) [-]
Hey, quick question that involves a spoiler ABOUT that particular manga.

Do they ever move past the part where everyone fucks the MC in his sleep, or does it really just end and stay ended there?
#32 - halcyonix (01/10/2016) [-]
Yup, chp 75 is last chapter.
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#33 - assassindash (01/10/2016) [-]
So, you meant "no" then?
#44 - halcyonix (01/10/2016) [-]
Oh, I guess the way I phrased it was confusing. Yes, there were no more chapters after the group fug.
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#69 - assassindash (01/10/2016) [-]
Well, very few anime's go off in such a fantastic bang. 10/10
#3 - luciuseternal (01/09/2016) [-]
#58 - ragged (01/10/2016) [-]
That thing was too big to be called a dick. Too big, too heavy, too thick, and too rough.

The Pussy Slayer
#25 - checkemninja (01/10/2016) [-]
Ludwig pls
#29 - iamchicken (01/10/2016) [-]
Here have this.
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#26 - iamchicken (01/10/2016) [-]
I'm glad i wasn't the onlyone.
#5 - maxlucado (01/09/2016) [-]
I-is that based on the possessed horse scene in Berserk?
#6 - nightsniper (01/09/2016) [-]
yes, yes it is
#6 - What in the name of all that is holy did I just watch? 01/09/2016 on wat :^) 0
#1 - Comment deleted 01/09/2016 on (untitled) 0
#80 - I can't believe I was engaged in such a horrible breach of eti…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2016 on Two Worlds One Family +9
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#83 - ssjkirbylols (01/09/2016) [-]
It's cool man I just needed it on the pic I replied to. Plus Ben spotted spotted me anyways. Thanks regardless.
#12 - While I don't recognize the one on the left, considering what …  [+] (7 new replies) 01/08/2016 on Two Worlds One Family +34
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#178 - tarabostes (01/09/2016) [-]
You look kawaii ;3
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#75 - ssjkirbylols (01/09/2016) [-]
Gosh, posting such things and not providing sauce in such a comment section, where are your manners?
Can I have the sauce pwetty pwease?
#80 - dickchupacabra (01/09/2016) [-]
I can't believe I was engaged in such a horrible breach of etiquette. I am truly sorry.

Were you talking about the picture on the right, or the picture I used? Because the first is from hentaihaven.org/series/oni-chichi/?sort=title while the second is from hitomi.la/galleries/762606.html
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#83 - ssjkirbylols (01/09/2016) [-]
It's cool man I just needed it on the pic I replied to. Plus Ben spotted spotted me anyways. Thanks regardless.
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#78 - benaz (01/09/2016) [-]
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#177 - tarabostes (01/09/2016) [-]
T-THAT'S TOO LEWD >W<
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#14 - aguycalledlee (01/08/2016) [-]
It's a 20 year old pornstar which looks like a 15 year old.
#169 - Thanks Addy. This is how I feel, knowing I can affect how many… 01/08/2016 on It's snowing thumbs! +1
#4 - Well, there is a really easy way to make sure that particular …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2016 on Hoping For the Best +42
#38 - enslavedyouth (01/08/2016) [-]
chara pls go
#63 - What's that you say? You want weird porn involving inanimate o…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/05/2016 on Tsundere phone. +2
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#93 - elcreepo (01/06/2016) [-]
Oh I remember this shit

Eh, that one by mayonnaise where literally everything this dude owned was replaced by a girl was better
#67 - defski (01/05/2016) [-]
Wow, door knob fetish to the next level.
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#88 - bigbrostrider (01/06/2016) [-]
remember mr.krabs: licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.
#12 - The first light novel was written back in 2012 and the anime c…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/04/2016 on Animexplain please? 0
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#13 - captainprincess (01/04/2016) [-]
I was just wondering if they predicted the future or are just riding on it
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#19 - ironstorm (01/05/2016) [-]
A little bit of both. The anime is hilariously absurd and yet at the same time japan is still censoring genitals in ALL media...including porn.
#9 - The description takes a little bit of set up, so here. S…  [+] (9 new replies) 01/04/2016 on Animexplain please? +5
#21 - myjunk (01/05/2016) [-]
But why is she twitching and squirting her milk?
The hands on her thorax imply that she is hugging herself and is not holding a milk carton in her hands and the only reasonable explanation would be that she is spitting it out but then her head would have to be tilted further back.
Am I overthinking this?
#25 - merrrione (01/05/2016) [-]
she hit the guy's milk pack with her penis-shaped head.
#26 - myjunk (01/05/2016) [-]
No because then it would have to be visible.
I thought that maybe he's squeezing it because he's shocked about the sudden intimacy but you can clearly see him put the pack down next to his legs on the bank.
She isn't touching it because her head & shoulders are in front of his knees and her arms wrapped around her own chest.
Even if she would manage to hit it, the milk starts squirting at the tip of her head, not wherever the pack was. (look at the milk's ballistics)
#32 - merrrione (01/05/2016) [-]
you are contesting the ballistics of a japanese cartoon about innuendo and sex terrorism
#11 - captainprincess (01/04/2016) [-]
and when was this made/written
#12 - dickchupacabra (01/04/2016) [-]
The first light novel was written back in 2012 and the anime came out in July 2015.
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#13 - captainprincess (01/04/2016) [-]
I was just wondering if they predicted the future or are just riding on it
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#19 - ironstorm (01/05/2016) [-]
A little bit of both. The anime is hilariously absurd and yet at the same time japan is still censoring genitals in ALL media...including porn.

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#15 to #14 - dickchupacabra ONLINE (03/15/2015) [-]
Hey there.
#16 to #15 - hellscythe (03/15/2015) [-]
how are you
#17 to #16 - dickchupacabra ONLINE (03/15/2015) [-]
I'm doing alright. Can't really complain. How about you?
#18 to #17 - hellscythe (03/15/2015) [-]
Im doing alright, playing some league.
#19 to #18 - dickchupacabra ONLINE (03/15/2015) [-]
Fun. Never played LoL but I've heard it's entertaining.
#27 to #19 - hellscythe (03/15/2015) [-]
it can be fun, but its not everyones cup of tea
#32 to #31 - hellscythe (03/15/2015) [-]
and what are you peeking at
#33 to #32 - giffythetoad (03/15/2015) [-]
Uh-uh....y-your beautiful face?
#34 to #33 - hellscythe (03/15/2015) [-]
are you sure about that
#35 to #34 - giffythetoad (03/15/2015) [-]
In Mother Russia, Toad Eat You~
#36 to #35 - hellscythe (03/15/2015) [-]
what in the heck is that from?
#37 to #36 - giffythetoad (03/15/2015) [-]
**giffythetoad shrugs** A furry artist on You need to login to view this link who has a thing for toads.
I wish it were a comic, but it's only a few slides.

Very difficult to find Froggy-related hentai and such in this world, but I manage. Haha.
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#38 to #37 - hellscythe (03/15/2015) [-]
you have those book marked dont you
User avatar #39 to #38 - giffythetoad (03/15/2015) [-]
Saved somewhere in my magical stash ~

Well, I'm sure you didn't expect this conversation to turn into pornography, so what's up? :3
#40 to #39 - hellscythe (03/15/2015) [-]
not much, watching house studying
User avatar #41 to #40 - giffythetoad (03/16/2015) [-]
I've never watched a single episode of House, but people always rave about it. I started watching Doctor Who because everyone said it was good, and I watched like the first 3 seasons, but it just didn't capture my interest, and now I don't know if anything will ever be as good to me as it is to everyone else.

What're you studying for? Moreover, how can you study and watch House at the same time?
UNless you're getting a medical degree and House IS your studying
#42 to #41 - hellscythe (03/16/2015) [-]
im studying chem, and im watching house at the same time because having noise go while i study helps
#43 to #42 - giffythetoad (03/16/2015) [-]
Ooooh~   
I should be studying, but I'm a lazy piece of 			****		 who would rather jack-off and play games than study for my Networking Final Exam, which I have tomorrow night :'D
Ooooh~
I should be studying, but I'm a lazy piece of **** who would rather jack-off and play games than study for my Networking Final Exam, which I have tomorrow night :'D
#44 to #43 - hellscythe (03/16/2015) [-]
Well alright then
#20 to #19 - giffythetoad (03/15/2015) [-]
You sneakin' a peek at hellscythe now, are ye? ;)
#28 to #20 - hellscythe (03/15/2015) [-]
and what are you doing around y curtains
#29 to #28 - dickchupacabra ONLINE (03/15/2015) [-]
Why, I was just admiring how lovely they are. They really help to accentuate the window and the view it gives.
Why, I was just admiring how lovely they are. They really help to accentuate the window and the view it gives.
#30 to #29 - hellscythe (03/15/2015) [-]
no molesting the curtains, their under age
#21 to #20 - dickchupacabra ONLINE (03/15/2015) [-]
Nah, I just got a serious fetish for curtains.
Nah, I just got a serious fetish for curtains.
#22 to #21 - giffythetoad (03/15/2015) [-]
WHATCHYOU DOIN TO HELLSCYTHE'S CURTAINS?!
WHATCHYOU DOIN TO HELLSCYTHE'S CURTAINS?!
#23 to #22 - dickchupacabra ONLINE (03/15/2015) [-]
What do you think I'm doing to the curtains?  I'm enjoying the grade A quality fabric and admiring how well they fit the decor of the room.
What do you think I'm doing to the curtains? I'm enjoying the grade A quality fabric and admiring how well they fit the decor of the room.
#25 to #24 - dickchupacabra ONLINE (03/15/2015) [-]
Well, I'm tired. I think I'm gonna try to get a few hours sleep before I have to be anywhere today.
User avatar #26 to #25 - giffythetoad (03/15/2015) [-]
The Pretenders - I Go To Sleep (best audio) Go to sleep~~
#1 - hellscythe (12/08/2013) [-]
your comment virginity is mine
#2 to #1 - dickchupacabra ONLINE (12/08/2013) [-]
O-okay. Please be gentle.
#5 to #4 - hellscythe (12/08/2013) [-]
hmm, im sure you will enjoy it, being tied up and used over and over again. I wonder how many times youll cum before it stops coming out
#6 to #5 - dickchupacabra ONLINE (12/08/2013) [-]
I swear I'll escape. You can't keep me tied up forever.
#7 to #6 - hellscythe (12/08/2013) [-]
dont worry ill let you go, after i use you enough to satisfy myself
#8 to #7 - dickchupacabra ONLINE (12/08/2013) [-]
F-fine. You'd better take me out to dinner afterwards. Or at least get me some flowers.
#9 to #8 - hellscythe (12/08/2013) [-]
arent you the one thats supposed to buy dinner for me?
#10 to #9 - dickchupacabra ONLINE (12/08/2013) [-]
I'm the one getting tied up and used to the point of exhaustion. That means dinner is your responsibility.
#11 to #10 - hellscythe (12/08/2013) [-]
but im terrible at cooking plus your the one wearing the pants in the relationship
#12 to #11 - dickchupacabra ONLINE (12/08/2013) [-]
What do you mean? You're the assertive one here.    
   
A-anyways, then we can go out to eat. I know a nice little place, not too far away. But you're still paying.
What do you mean? You're the assertive one here.

A-anyways, then we can go out to eat. I know a nice little place, not too far away. But you're still paying.
#13 to #12 - hellscythe (12/08/2013) [-]
well i suppose i can swing it but i was under the impression that the person with the balls does the paying
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