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dickchupacabra

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Date Signed Up:2/17/2013
Last Login:3/05/2015
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Comment Ranking:#12033
Highest Content Rank:#4667
Highest Comment Rank:#3046
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Content Views:25037
Times Content Favorited:15 times
Total Comments Made:342
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Favorite Tags: Pokemon (2)
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#1 - hellscythe ONLINE (12/08/2013) [-]
your comment virginity is mine
#2 to #1 - dickchupacabra (12/08/2013) [-]
O-okay. Please be gentle.
#3 to #2 - hellscythe ONLINE (12/08/2013) [-]
i refuse
#5 to #4 - hellscythe ONLINE (12/08/2013) [-]
hmm, im sure you will enjoy it, being tied up and used over and over again. I wonder how many times youll cum before it stops coming out
#6 to #5 - dickchupacabra (12/08/2013) [-]
I swear I'll escape. You can't keep me tied up forever.
#7 to #6 - hellscythe ONLINE (12/08/2013) [-]
dont worry ill let you go, after i use you enough to satisfy myself
#8 to #7 - dickchupacabra (12/08/2013) [-]
F-fine. You'd better take me out to dinner afterwards. Or at least get me some flowers.
#9 to #8 - hellscythe ONLINE (12/08/2013) [-]
arent you the one thats supposed to buy dinner for me?
#10 to #9 - dickchupacabra (12/08/2013) [-]
I'm the one getting tied up and used to the point of exhaustion. That means dinner is your responsibility.
#11 to #10 - hellscythe ONLINE (12/08/2013) [-]
but im terrible at cooking plus your the one wearing the pants in the relationship
#12 to #11 - dickchupacabra (12/08/2013) [-]
What do you mean? You're the assertive one here.    
   
A-anyways, then we can go out to eat. I know a nice little place, not too far away. But you're still paying.
What do you mean? You're the assertive one here.

A-anyways, then we can go out to eat. I know a nice little place, not too far away. But you're still paying.
#13 to #12 - hellscythe ONLINE (12/08/2013) [-]
well i suppose i can swing it but i was under the impression that the person with the balls does the paying
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