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Date Signed Up:6/18/2012
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#14 - Prove it ****** .  [+] (6 new replies) 10/14/2013 on I suck at titles +4
User avatar #15 - trojandetected (10/14/2013) [-]
Well i look 12 at the age of 16 so i am a tall midget.
User avatar #33 - elitefourcaitlin (10/14/2013) [-]
im almost 16 and just barely hit 5 feet its ok
User avatar #34 - trojandetected (10/14/2013) [-]
Not when puberty is delayed
User avatar #16 - dickbewt (10/14/2013) [-]
I'm 15 and 6"2. PRAISE THE GODS OF HEIGHT.
User avatar #32 - darksideofthebeast (10/14/2013) [-]
Same here

6'2 master race.
#42 - anonymous (10/14/2013) [-]
anything over 6
i shiggy diggy enjoy being a lanklet
#195 - Picture 10/14/2013 on Post gifs you don't often... +1
#39 - I like piercings, but jesus christ. These are too far. I h… 10/11/2013 on Piercings 0
#41 - The song name is also a joke about Tom's penis. 10/10/2013 on Blink 182 Respect. 0
#8 - What if my girlfriend says it? 10/09/2013 on Friend Zone 0
#10 - Oh my ******* god, THE GOODIES. I LOVE THESE GUYS. 10/09/2013 on 2spooky +3
#9 - G Ya' need a helping hand! 10/09/2013 on 2spooky 0
#155 - ******* . YES. ZOMBIE POWERS. 10/09/2013 on WE'RE FUCKED. 0
#18 - Oh and you know, being on venus is possible too (I'm aware thi… 10/09/2013 on 16-inch 0
#18 - I'M SORRY.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/06/2013 on Banana phone 0
#19 - roflstorm (10/06/2013) [-]
I WARNED YOU!!
WHY DID YOU NOT HEED MY WARNING!?
#16 - I'm happy now.  [+] (3 new replies) 10/06/2013 on Banana phone 0
#17 - roflstorm (10/06/2013) [-]
YOU CALLED 1800 FUCKDEMBITCHES DIDNT YOU
#18 - dickbewt (10/06/2013) [-]
I'M SORRY.
#19 - roflstorm (10/06/2013) [-]
I WARNED YOU!!
WHY DID YOU NOT HEED MY WARNING!?
#14 - What the bong did you just ******* bongo about me…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/06/2013 on Banana phone +1
#15 - roflstorm (10/06/2013) [-]
.............................................
User avatar #16 - dickbewt (10/06/2013) [-]
I'm happy now.
#17 - roflstorm (10/06/2013) [-]
YOU CALLED 1800 FUCKDEMBITCHES DIDNT YOU
#18 - dickbewt (10/06/2013) [-]
I'M SORRY.
#19 - roflstorm (10/06/2013) [-]
I WARNED YOU!!
WHY DID YOU NOT HEED MY WARNING!?
#12 - BRB KILLING A BITCH  [+] (7 new replies) 10/06/2013 on Banana phone +1
#13 - roflstorm (10/06/2013) [-]
I KNEW YOU WERE BEHIND THIS!!
#14 - dickbewt (10/06/2013) [-]
What the bong did you just fucking bongo about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the bongo class, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the music store, and I have over 300 confirmed rhythms. I am trained in donkey kong music and I’m the top bongo-er in the entire US bongo forces. You are nothing to me but just another rhythm. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, bonger. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your bongo is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking percussion, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can play you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in bongo combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking syncopation, kiddo.
#15 - roflstorm (10/06/2013) [-]
.............................................
User avatar #16 - dickbewt (10/06/2013) [-]
I'm happy now.
#17 - roflstorm (10/06/2013) [-]
YOU CALLED 1800 FUCKDEMBITCHES DIDNT YOU
#18 - dickbewt (10/06/2013) [-]
I'M SORRY.
#19 - roflstorm (10/06/2013) [-]
I WARNED YOU!!
WHY DID YOU NOT HEED MY WARNING!?
#10 - YOU'RE ******* ME OVER. RIGHT?  [+] (9 new replies) 10/06/2013 on Banana phone +1
#11 - roflstorm (10/06/2013) [-]
I AM NOT FUCKING YOU OVER!
IM TRYING TO SAVE YOU FROM BEING A BITCH TO FUCK AT FUCKDEMBITCHES!!!
YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME!
#12 - dickbewt (10/06/2013) [-]
BRB KILLING A BITCH
#13 - roflstorm (10/06/2013) [-]
I KNEW YOU WERE BEHIND THIS!!
#14 - dickbewt (10/06/2013) [-]
What the bong did you just fucking bongo about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the bongo class, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the music store, and I have over 300 confirmed rhythms. I am trained in donkey kong music and I’m the top bongo-er in the entire US bongo forces. You are nothing to me but just another rhythm. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, bonger. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your bongo is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking percussion, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can play you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in bongo combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking syncopation, kiddo.
#15 - roflstorm (10/06/2013) [-]
.............................................
User avatar #16 - dickbewt (10/06/2013) [-]
I'm happy now.
#17 - roflstorm (10/06/2013) [-]
YOU CALLED 1800 FUCKDEMBITCHES DIDNT YOU
#18 - dickbewt (10/06/2013) [-]
I'M SORRY.
#19 - roflstorm (10/06/2013) [-]
I WARNED YOU!!
WHY DID YOU NOT HEED MY WARNING!?
#8 - WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS? I WAS ABOUT TO CALL 0800 *******…  [+] (11 new replies) 10/06/2013 on Banana phone +1
#9 - roflstorm (10/06/2013) [-]
BECAUSE IT'S A SCAM SITE!
THE BITCHES THEY GET ARE USUALLY THEIR CALLERS!!!
#10 - dickbewt (10/06/2013) [-]
YOU'RE FUCKING ME OVER. RIGHT?
#11 - roflstorm (10/06/2013) [-]
I AM NOT FUCKING YOU OVER!
IM TRYING TO SAVE YOU FROM BEING A BITCH TO FUCK AT FUCKDEMBITCHES!!!
YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME!
#12 - dickbewt (10/06/2013) [-]
BRB KILLING A BITCH
#13 - roflstorm (10/06/2013) [-]
I KNEW YOU WERE BEHIND THIS!!
#14 - dickbewt (10/06/2013) [-]
What the bong did you just fucking bongo about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the bongo class, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the music store, and I have over 300 confirmed rhythms. I am trained in donkey kong music and I’m the top bongo-er in the entire US bongo forces. You are nothing to me but just another rhythm. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, bonger. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your bongo is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking percussion, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can play you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in bongo combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking syncopation, kiddo.
#15 - roflstorm (10/06/2013) [-]
.............................................
User avatar #16 - dickbewt (10/06/2013) [-]
I'm happy now.
#17 - roflstorm (10/06/2013) [-]
YOU CALLED 1800 FUCKDEMBITCHES DIDNT YOU
#18 - dickbewt (10/06/2013) [-]
I'M SORRY.
#19 - roflstorm (10/06/2013) [-]
I WARNED YOU!!
WHY DID YOU NOT HEED MY WARNING!?
#11 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/06/2013 on Fav gif +4
User avatar #16 - funnychemaster (10/06/2013) [-]
Asshole making me laugh at a dog with two legs
#8 - I really ******* love putting my weiner in childr… 10/06/2013 on And what if they do? +6
#6 - WHO THE **** GAVE YOU MY NUMBER  [+] (13 new replies) 10/06/2013 on Banana phone +1
#7 - roflstorm (10/06/2013) [-]
I DID!!
#8 - dickbewt (10/06/2013) [-]
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS? I WAS ABOUT TO CALL 0800 FUCKDEMBITCHES.
#9 - roflstorm (10/06/2013) [-]
BECAUSE IT'S A SCAM SITE!
THE BITCHES THEY GET ARE USUALLY THEIR CALLERS!!!
#10 - dickbewt (10/06/2013) [-]
YOU'RE FUCKING ME OVER. RIGHT?
#11 - roflstorm (10/06/2013) [-]
I AM NOT FUCKING YOU OVER!
IM TRYING TO SAVE YOU FROM BEING A BITCH TO FUCK AT FUCKDEMBITCHES!!!
YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME!
#12 - dickbewt (10/06/2013) [-]
BRB KILLING A BITCH
#13 - roflstorm (10/06/2013) [-]
I KNEW YOU WERE BEHIND THIS!!
#14 - dickbewt (10/06/2013) [-]
What the bong did you just fucking bongo about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the bongo class, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the music store, and I have over 300 confirmed rhythms. I am trained in donkey kong music and I’m the top bongo-er in the entire US bongo forces. You are nothing to me but just another rhythm. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, bonger. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your bongo is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking percussion, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can play you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in bongo combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking syncopation, kiddo.
#15 - roflstorm (10/06/2013) [-]
.............................................
User avatar #16 - dickbewt (10/06/2013) [-]
I'm happy now.
#17 - roflstorm (10/06/2013) [-]
YOU CALLED 1800 FUCKDEMBITCHES DIDNT YOU
#18 - dickbewt (10/06/2013) [-]
I'M SORRY.
#19 - roflstorm (10/06/2013) [-]
I WARNED YOU!!
WHY DID YOU NOT HEED MY WARNING!?
#77 - Hammy riverhead. Oh, okay.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/04/2013 on bear augusta +1
User avatar #82 - hellomynameisbill (10/04/2013) [-]
hammerhead river sounds much more appropriate for porn
#151 - Common misconception : The caber toss isn't actually how f…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/04/2013 on Meanwhile In Scotland +3
User avatar #205 - finblob (10/04/2013) [-]
QI is the best.
User avatar #153 - konradkurze (10/04/2013) [-]
Scottish caber homophobia:

each man competes with his wood to see who is the straightest.....

User avatar #167 - nimba (10/04/2013) [-]
well they say if it hangs to the right then you're gay
#17 - Beetlezebug*  [+] (1 new reply) 10/03/2013 on Not too shabby +7
#52 - anonymous (10/04/2013) [-]
Beetlejuice*
#4 - I've seen so many Green Day posts now, that they're not even w… 10/02/2013 on American Idiot 0
#4 - That's what you get for buying processed, plastic **** …  [+] (5 new replies) 10/02/2013 on fuckin' huge -7
User avatar #13 - althalus (10/02/2013) [-]
you may have come across a little rude and are currently on -3... but i am appreciative of the burger recipe and will try these at home when i get the chance, so thank you. have a thumb.
User avatar #6 - teleamachus (10/02/2013) [-]
I'm gonna make this if I can find some beef.
User avatar #12 - althalus (10/02/2013) [-]
find some beef? what are you going to break onto a farm and kill a cow? just go to the butchers
User avatar #5 - kiratheunholy (10/02/2013) [-]
What if it was just a quick meal before work? Can't afford to spend an hour cooking when you're about to head out the door... Just saying.
User avatar #10 - FudgeCannon (10/02/2013) [-]
It's about convenience not time for most people. It literally takes an extra 5-10 min preparing a pattie. Or no extra time at all if pre-made the night before. Plus, who eats a cheeseburger for breakfast lol. inb4 the whole of America.
#62 - gg 09/29/2013 on Metal head problems. +2
#59 - IIIIIIIIIIIII CRRRRRYYYYYYY WHEN ANGELS DESERV…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/29/2013 on Metal head problems. +2
#60 - gustaviaable (09/29/2013) [-]
GG WP
#62 - dickbewt (09/29/2013) [-]
gg
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#39 - ninjabacon (12/16/2012) [-]
I saw...We all saw... That comment
I saw...We all saw... That comment
#21 - xxpartypoisonxx (09/25/2012) [-]
I see you like Green Day    
   
   
   
 I like Green Day as well.
I see you like Green Day



I like Green Day as well.
User avatar #22 to #21 - dickbewt (09/26/2012) [-]
No. I don't just like them I'm in LOVE with Green Day. :3 I own every single album (real, and deluxe editions), I'm going to the american idiot broadway show in november, seeing them live next year ( with backstage passes). I DON'T LOVE THEM, I ******* WORSHIP THEM.
User avatar #23 to #22 - xxpartypoisonxx (09/26/2012) [-]
I have all the albums, too... Except !UNOi, I can't afford it...

You are a lucky son of a bitch. They aren't touring where I live so I can't see them.
User avatar #24 to #23 - dickbewt (09/27/2012) [-]
You stay there my friend.
#26 to #25 - xxpartypoisonxx (09/27/2012) [-]
WOOOOOO   
   
LIFESAVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOOOOOO

LIFESAVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #27 to #26 - dickbewt (09/28/2012) [-]
No problem Sir/Madam :D!
#28 to #27 - xxpartypoisonxx (09/28/2012) [-]
Madam :D
Madam :D
User avatar #29 to #28 - dickbewt (09/28/2012) [-]
:D
User avatar #19 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/18/2012) [-]
Thankies fur the friend add ^u^
User avatar #20 to #19 - dickbewt (09/18/2012) [-]
No problem. c:
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User avatar #5 to #4 - dickbewt (09/10/2012) [-]
SHUT UP TONY, YOU HUGE CUNT.
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#11 to #10 - dickbewt (09/10/2012) [-]
I'll tickle your nipples until they bleed.
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User avatar #2 - scarletspider (08/18/2012) [-]
You're awesome.
May you never be struck with boredom.

You're amazing.
I think you're totally dazing.

I love you.
And everyone else should too.
User avatar #3 to #2 - dickbewt (08/18/2012) [-]
Oh thankyou :D
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