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#5 - This makes me cringe so hard. I absolutely hate spam meat. 11/14/2013 on Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam 0
#7 - This makes me so ******* happy. I love Christmas,… 11/14/2013 on Christmas is coming 0
#6 - Thankyou! Have a random pic!  [+] (1 new reply) 11/13/2013 on Halpert. 0
#7 - whatwhen (11/13/2013) [-]
**whatwhen rolled a random image posted in comment #53 at When I go to the store ** thank you, but this looks creeeepy
#4 - Na man, only just onto the 3rd series!  [+] (3 new replies) 11/13/2013 on Halpert. 0
User avatar #5 - whatwhen (11/13/2013) [-]
well have fun watching it then
#6 - dickbewt (11/13/2013) [-]
Thankyou! Have a random pic!
#7 - whatwhen (11/13/2013) [-]
**whatwhen rolled a random image posted in comment #53 at When I go to the store ** thank you, but this looks creeeepy
#6 - Comment deleted 11/13/2013 on I was extremely bored 0
#2 - I ******* love the US office.  [+] (5 new replies) 11/13/2013 on Halpert. +2
User avatar #3 - whatwhen (11/13/2013) [-]
have you seen ending? that was pretty damn good
User avatar #4 - dickbewt (11/13/2013) [-]
Na man, only just onto the 3rd series!
User avatar #5 - whatwhen (11/13/2013) [-]
well have fun watching it then
#6 - dickbewt (11/13/2013) [-]
Thankyou! Have a random pic!
#7 - whatwhen (11/13/2013) [-]
**whatwhen rolled a random image posted in comment #53 at When I go to the store ** thank you, but this looks creeeepy
#580 - CHERUB anyone?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/13/2013 on The Inheritance Cycle in a... +2
User avatar #685 - hyperhippy (11/13/2013) [-]
YES!
#2 - Or perhaps he's washing it out?  [+] (2 new replies) 11/10/2013 on 3rd world problems: Thirst +22
User avatar #8 - jamyboy (11/11/2013) [-]
that's still really wasteful to wash it out without catching the water to reuse it.
User avatar #3 - karlthemarxist (11/10/2013) [-]
What they clean things in the third word? who would have thought!
#3 - WRONG. HE USES GLAMDRING? 11/10/2013 on Staff +17
#43 - ASDFGHJKL MAKES ME HAPPY. I like the Yogscast. I've even g… 11/10/2013 on Makes you hate the world 0
#2 - I started watching The Office (U.S) yesterday, and I'm into se…  [+] (15 new replies) 11/08/2013 on Jim Halpert +34
#42 - ratherfastblackman (11/09/2013) [-]
If you saw the UK one first, the US version is almost unbearable, just like the Inbetweeners US
User avatar #35 - watchme (11/09/2013) [-]
I think my favourite is Dwight.
Later on, you start to see a lot more about his life than that at the office, and it gets kinda feely. Especially the bond between him and Jim.
It's just an amazing series, you're lucky to still get to watch new episodes.
User avatar #32 - meierme (11/09/2013) [-]
the pranks keep coming
User avatar #9 - benstillerphaqqot (11/09/2013) [-]
It only get's better buddy.
#7 - applescryatnight (11/09/2013) [-]
i loved the office,
i just cant watch too much of it, cause i want to punch Michael Scott in the face.
in both US and British versions. i dont know why....
#33 - BigDoktor (11/09/2013) [-]
There is no Michael Scott in the UK Office.
User avatar #40 - pokemonstheshiz (11/09/2013) [-]
David is essentially the same person
There's a fucking great intro in the US version when they meet.
User avatar #6 - graknab (11/09/2013) [-]
Pro tip: stop watching after Michael leaves. Also avoid all the Will Farrell episodes.
User avatar #8 - ThpiderMan (11/09/2013) [-]
I disagree. Sure, the Will Ferrell episodes aren't very good, and yes, much of season 8 is pretty meh, but season 9 get's better and better as it goes, and the last 3 episodes are pretty damn splendid. The show get's exponentially better when Andy goes on his boat, and some of the Robert California episodes are pretty fun. The episodes in florida are terrifically meh, and the andy-focused episodes are really directionless and at times hard to watch, but about half of season 9 is pretty damn great, and the rest is better than a lot of shows out there right now.
User avatar #25 - Omegashenron (11/09/2013) [-]
I completely agree.
User avatar #12 - ronyx (11/09/2013) [-]
I fucking hated robert california.
User avatar #13 - ThpiderMan (11/09/2013) [-]
I hated a lot of his episodes, notice I said "some". The actor who plays him is pretty awesome, even if he hasn't done much in the last decade, but they gave him a lot of shitty lines and made him into a silly villain by the end of his time there.
User avatar #27 - captainstinkypinky (11/09/2013) [-]
The actor (James Spader) actually has a new show he's on. It's called the Blacklist, and it's pretty good. Check it out or don't....you're your own man
User avatar #43 - ThpiderMan (11/10/2013) [-]
I've seen it, it is pretty good, almost entirely because of Spader, but the rest of the actors are pretty amateur, especially the main woman. It could have just been the episode I watched, which was the one with the actor from Dead Poets Society setting off biological warfare suitcases.
User avatar #44 - captainstinkypinky (11/11/2013) [-]
yea, to be honest, Spader kinda carries the show, but I do find the story interesting enough to come back
#10 - Holy **** , is that simon? c:  [+] (3 new replies) 11/08/2013 on Makes you hate the world +12
User avatar #15 - razerdude (11/08/2013) [-]
i thought that was michael from vsauce
User avatar #13 - blobti (11/08/2013) [-]
yup that's simon he tweeted it a long time ago now.3.
User avatar #43 - dickbewt (11/10/2013) [-]
ASDFGHJKL MAKES ME HAPPY.
I like the Yogscast. I've even got the MILK shirt
#2 - The Oatmeal teamed up with J&D's and made Sriracha flav… 11/08/2013 on that'll teach them to steal... 0
#9 - Comment deleted 11/08/2013 on Britain 0
#136 - A week in, and I'm holding up strong. 11/07/2013 on (untitled) 0
#6 - I feel honored that my name is on the same board as that man. 11/04/2013 on Popcorn guy +2
#11 - Even if if is all like that, you wouldn't **** wi… 11/04/2013 on Every black metal song in... 0
#41 - Haha man, chill I was joking! Well, she probably is marrie… 11/04/2013 on Hawaiian Minion Cake 0
#29 - Tough **** , she's married.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/03/2013 on Hawaiian Minion Cake 0
#39 - adu (11/03/2013) [-]
That's why I said "wife."
User avatar #41 - dickbewt (11/04/2013) [-]
Haha man, chill I was joking! Well, she probably is married, but y'know..
#10 - Speaking of No _____ November, how's everyone holding out on n…  [+] (44 new replies) 11/03/2013 on (untitled) +25
#135 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/07/2013) [-]
I literally just finished my fap went on funnyjunk and found this post...shit
User avatar #136 - dickbewt (11/07/2013) [-]
A week in, and I'm holding up strong.
#112 - Darianvincent (11/04/2013) [-]
I actually started before November and then was reminded about it on FJ, going from 5 a day to nothing for over a month just might be the death of me.
#103 - cancerlobster (11/04/2013) [-]
Technically, I fapped on the morning of Nov 1, but I didn't remember about the monthly holiday till I logged into FunnyJunk.

Haven't fapped after that morning. I like to think I'm still in the game.

pic related. it's how fast I want the month to pass.
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#129 - cancerlobster (11/04/2013) [-]
I'll take that roll as a good sign. I'm still in the game!
User avatar #96 - moxmortuus (11/04/2013) [-]
Jerked off on the first day, and I gotta say, it was the worst session ever.
User avatar #79 - garaichu (11/04/2013) [-]
Going well here.
User avatar #73 - sonofposeidon (11/04/2013) [-]
I haven't fapped in over a month because I can barely feel anything on my penis, it takes about an hour to finish and I never have the house to myself.
I've never told anyone that, this seemed like a good place to.
it is a sad life.
#66 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/04/2013) [-]
I could've gone longer but my girlfriend broke up with me yesterday. Yesterday i fapped twice out of sadness. It really helped.
#54 - mrantony (11/04/2013) [-]
Im starting to crack. Help me brother!
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#65 - swagloon (11/04/2013) [-]
Just play a lot of games, workout, maybe rape someone still not fapping .
#49 - handsomelegend (11/04/2013) [-]
Just messed around with my new girlfriend for the first time(she's innocent). That being said I more than likely won't be out of my room for the next few days.
#48 - chaoticlaw (11/04/2013) [-]
Jerked it five times today.

About to go and jerk it some more.
User avatar #46 - greenstrongworld (11/04/2013) [-]
I'm doing great.
#41 - srhkid (11/04/2013) [-]
Ive started early.. ive beem sick since before holloween..
User avatar #40 - ggggotmethisname (11/04/2013) [-]
I've already fapped twice in 3 days. i have no willpower
User avatar #35 - clockworkseven (11/04/2013) [-]
I made it pass the first day, but then the second day happened...
#34 - ettne (11/04/2013) [-]
gave up the 1st and started no shave november
#33 - itrinx (11/04/2013) [-]
doin gud
User avatar #30 - gongthehawkeye (11/04/2013) [-]
I am fucking pumped.
Planning on beating my record of 10 days and going all the way. I wish all of you the best luck, may we meet on the other side.
User avatar #29 - xjetaluskix (11/04/2013) [-]
I lost yesterday but I'm restarting and I'm gonna see if I can make it through December too.
User avatar #28 - deandrummer (11/04/2013) [-]
failed about 12 hours ago
and i crashed hard
#27 - zepherius (11/04/2013) [-]
do i lose if some1 else jerks me?
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#133 - zepherius (11/04/2013) [-]
are you sure?
User avatar #25 - tehwaffles (11/04/2013) [-]
i nearly fapped
but im still going strong.
im weakening though.
brother
i need your strength.
roll dubs for me, my brother
User avatar #44 - greenstrongworld (11/04/2013) [-]
**greenstrongworld rolls 34** For you.
User avatar #45 - greenstrongworld (11/04/2013) [-]
**greenstrongworld rolls 63** ROLLING AGAIN. FUCK THE SYSTEM.
#31 - gongthehawkeye (11/04/2013) [-]
Stay strong, brother. We feel your pain.
*roll 2*
User avatar #32 - gongthehawkeye (11/04/2013) [-]
I FAILED YOU
#38 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/04/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 93**
User avatar #24 - skeel (11/04/2013) [-]
I haven't jerked off.

I do tho not really need to.

I have a girlfriend

...
User avatar #22 - holycrapimacupcake (11/04/2013) [-]
Failed the first night.
#19 - kmichel (11/03/2013) [-]
I'm ugly as hell in no shave November, making it much more difficult to fap to myself in the mirror during no fap November.
User avatar #18 - infinitereaper (11/03/2013) [-]
I came so hard it broke the space time continuum and my five year old son splattered all over my face.
User avatar #16 - fedechan (11/03/2013) [-]
Fapping as I type.
User avatar #67 - hoponthefeelstrain (11/04/2013) [-]
I'm right handed but I fap with my left hand... I started doing this so I could type with my right hand and search for new porn without having to use my soiled hand on the keys.

I'm like a unicorn of the fap world.
User avatar #71 - fedechan (11/04/2013) [-]
I'm the same.
We're like fap brothers.
Cum is thicker than blood.
User avatar #75 - hoponthefeelstrain (11/04/2013) [-]
plot twist, I'm actually a female. everything I said is true, I just don't have a penis.
User avatar #93 - fedechan (11/04/2013) [-]
Fuck it, close enough.
User avatar #15 - psykojet (11/03/2013) [-]
I lost a minute in. I was trying to get one last fap in before it started and I wound up lasting over 30 minutes and finished after midnight. Always next year.
User avatar #14 - heartlessrobot (11/03/2013) [-]
It's gonna be hard, but I'm trying my best.
#85 - This makes me so happy, as I just got a dog today. A Labrador … 11/03/2013 on Dogs are great +6
#3 - I don't get us guys. We can walk around shirtless, talk about …  [+] (4 new replies) 11/03/2013 on I'm sorry, what? -7
User avatar #8 - oceanmist (11/03/2013) [-]
Instinct. Its our most vulnerable moment where tigers and shit could get us, so we prefer to be alone and safe in the back of our cave.
User avatar #19 - fuckilostthegame (11/04/2013) [-]
"tigers and shit"
ever see Zombieland
User avatar #4 - farn (11/03/2013) [-]
what? i think its cool. but they should be facing towards eachother so you can play a game of chess
User avatar #13 - stupro (11/04/2013) [-]
The best idea I've ever heard of!
#24 - I'm half cast. My dad's a ****** . 11/02/2013 on /b/-tards at there finest -2
#30 - I love winter. It's my favourite season. I remember last year,… 11/02/2013 on Winter is coming 0
#31 - Wow, am I the only person on funnyjunk who likes Resident Evil… 11/02/2013 on Videya Gamez +1
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#39 - ninjabacon (12/16/2012) [-]
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#21 - xxpartypoisonxx (09/25/2012) [-]
I see you like Green Day    
   
   
   
 I like Green Day as well.
I see you like Green Day



I like Green Day as well.
User avatar #22 to #21 - dickbewt (09/26/2012) [-]
No. I don't just like them I'm in LOVE with Green Day. :3 I own every single album (real, and deluxe editions), I'm going to the american idiot broadway show in november, seeing them live next year ( with backstage passes). I DON'T LOVE THEM, I ******* WORSHIP THEM.
User avatar #23 to #22 - xxpartypoisonxx (09/26/2012) [-]
I have all the albums, too... Except !UNOi, I can't afford it...

You are a lucky son of a bitch. They aren't touring where I live so I can't see them.
User avatar #24 to #23 - dickbewt (09/27/2012) [-]
You stay there my friend.
#26 to #25 - xxpartypoisonxx (09/27/2012) [-]
WOOOOOO   
   
LIFESAVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOOOOOO

LIFESAVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #27 to #26 - dickbewt (09/28/2012) [-]
No problem Sir/Madam :D!
#28 to #27 - xxpartypoisonxx (09/28/2012) [-]
Madam :D
Madam :D
User avatar #29 to #28 - dickbewt (09/28/2012) [-]
:D
User avatar #19 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/18/2012) [-]
Thankies fur the friend add ^u^
User avatar #20 to #19 - dickbewt (09/18/2012) [-]
No problem. c:
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User avatar #5 to #4 - dickbewt (09/10/2012) [-]
SHUT UP TONY, YOU HUGE CUNT.
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#11 to #10 - dickbewt (09/10/2012) [-]
I'll tickle your nipples until they bleed.
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User avatar #2 - scarletspider (08/18/2012) [-]
You're awesome.
May you never be struck with boredom.

You're amazing.
I think you're totally dazing.

I love you.
And everyone else should too.
User avatar #3 to #2 - dickbewt (08/18/2012) [-]
Oh thankyou :D
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