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Date Signed Up:6/18/2012
Last Login:11/24/2014
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Content Thumbs: 2276 total,  2629 ,  353
Comment Thumbs: 5770 total,  7380 ,  1610
Content Level Progress: 54% (54/100)
Level 122 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 123 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 36% (36/100)
Level 257 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 258 Comments: Contaminated Win
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#61 - I live in the UK, so I'd do it either way. 12/26/2013 on worth it 0
#53 - Fun Fact : My dad met Stephen Hawking at a Depeche Mode concert.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/24/2013 on OC +1
User avatar #65 - godhatesusall (12/24/2013) [-]
I'm trying to picture Hawking listening to Depeche Mode and this is hard for me.
User avatar #87 - ireallylikepotatoe (12/24/2013) [-]
yeah, I think hawking is more into his viking death metal.
#378 - HELOL TIHS IS DAN TEH SPOKESREPSON FOR DYLSEXIA BEDS WEKEL… 12/19/2013 on Madlib +1
#376 - **dickbewt rolled user lieing **  [+] (2 new replies) 12/19/2013 on Madlib 0
User avatar #378 - dickbewt (12/19/2013) [-]
HELOL
TIHS IS DAN TEH SPOKESREPSON FOR DYLSEXIA BEDS WEKELY.
ARE YUO TRIED OF LIEING ON AN UNMOCFY MATRTES?
TEHN TRY THE NEW 'PUSER LIEIR 5000"
GUATANREED AN ECXELTENT NIHGTS SLIP.
#377 - lieing (12/19/2013) [-]
lying*
#148 - I actually adore the game spore. 12/19/2013 on The 8 Videogame Loves of... +1
#125 - The goblins of the black flame with my penis (Nekrogoblik… 12/12/2013 on Have fun 0
#63 - Not for me, my friend. I'm from the UK, and although we get it… 12/11/2013 on What's this? What's This? 0
#335 - This wasn't the best idea, look at this little faggot. Hah… 12/05/2013 on muh young earth creationism 0
#25 - I ******* love the US Office. It's absolutely bri…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/02/2013 on The plot twist... +21
#65 - anonymous (12/02/2013) [-]
This is how you get their attention
RICKY GERVAIS IS TERRIBLE COMPARED TO STEVE CARRELL
#46 - fcukyourcouch (12/02/2013) [-]
I don't know why this is getting thumbed down. But I agree with you.
#40 - ianmcgunny (12/02/2013) [-]
User avatar #47 - takesomemorewater (12/02/2013) [-]
I love and hate this show...
#27 - Silver Quantum (12/02/2013) [-]
#23 - I'm definitely young right now. Need money for a new bass more…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/28/2013 on Always yuo need something... 0
#25 - anonymous (11/28/2013) [-]
Not sure that you know the definition of need.
#23 - I ******* love The Pretty Reckless. Seeing them in March. 11/28/2013 on At first I was like.. 0
#40 - I never really like rats, BUT JESUS ******* CHRIS… 11/27/2013 on My rats finally opened... +1
#28 - IT'S TRUE. 11/27/2013 on Ooh a peice of candy 0
#27 - Nah man, my name's What the **** did you just …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/27/2013 on Ooh a peice of candy +6
#48 - donaldtask (11/28/2013) [-]
User avatar #54 - momothebear (11/28/2013) [-]
Especially the part where he talks about "gorilla warfare". I mean, in Canada we have bear cavalry but... gorilla warfare is just brutal!
#56 - anonymous (11/28/2013) [-]
motherfuckers wanna fuck around ?
#22 - **** , YOU STOLE MY JOKE. Nah man, my name's T…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/27/2013 on Ooh a peice of candy +3
User avatar #23 - sasyboncho (11/27/2013) [-]
Oh sorry. Lemme try again.
#20 - FUN FACT : My granddad named me after this story. (Traditi…  [+] (12 new replies) 11/27/2013 on Ooh a peice of candy +9
User avatar #47 - squidwardsuckseggs (11/28/2013) [-]
For some reason you misspelled uninteresting as fun
User avatar #45 - popkornking (11/28/2013) [-]
Your name is The Illiad?
User avatar #25 - darksideofthebeast (11/27/2013) [-]
No, they named you after the condom you managed to break.

Don't be silly.
User avatar #28 - dickbewt (11/27/2013) [-]
IT'S TRUE.
User avatar #24 - sasyboncho (11/27/2013) [-]
Your name is Troy?
User avatar #27 - dickbewt (11/27/2013) [-]
Nah man, my name's What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
#48 - donaldtask (11/28/2013) [-]
User avatar #54 - momothebear (11/28/2013) [-]
Especially the part where he talks about "gorilla warfare". I mean, in Canada we have bear cavalry but... gorilla warfare is just brutal!
#56 - anonymous (11/28/2013) [-]
motherfuckers wanna fuck around ?
#21 - sasyboncho has deleted their comment.
User avatar #22 - dickbewt (11/27/2013) [-]
FUCK, YOU STOLE MY JOKE.
Nah man, my name's Troy. I assumed somebody would say Troy, so I'd say
"Nah bud, my name's Horse".
User avatar #23 - sasyboncho (11/27/2013) [-]
Oh sorry. Lemme try again.
#17 - Holy ******* **** . This makes me wan… 11/24/2013 on Cheeki Cunt +1
#8 - Look at the pussy on them chicks. 11/24/2013 on Interspecies Mating Has... +2
#12 - I can't help but feel like Dwight needs this. 11/24/2013 on Card for everything 0
#50 - It's weird to think that Marilyn Manson looks the most normal … 11/22/2013 on Oh...the 90s +1
#35 - You're nearly as bad as watyoutalkabout. 11/21/2013 on Hmm???? 0
#6 - Related to this, I'm definitely the Whiskey one, but I do unde… 11/21/2013 on ARE YOU AN ALCOHOL? 0
#12 - Rad habit 11/21/2013 on Key rings be +1
#19 - **dickbewt rolls 4** same rule. If I roll a 1,3,7, or 9,… 11/20/2013 on This just happenned +2
#19 - This is my dog, Mouse. She's a Labrador Lurcher cross, and she… 11/18/2013 on This dog +1
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#39 - ninjabacon (12/16/2012) [-]
I saw...We all saw... That comment
I saw...We all saw... That comment
#21 - xxpartypoisonxx (09/25/2012) [-]
I see you like Green Day    
   
   
   
 I like Green Day as well.
I see you like Green Day



I like Green Day as well.
User avatar #22 to #21 - dickbewt (09/26/2012) [-]
No. I don't just like them I'm in LOVE with Green Day. :3 I own every single album (real, and deluxe editions), I'm going to the american idiot broadway show in november, seeing them live next year ( with backstage passes). I DON'T LOVE THEM, I ******* WORSHIP THEM.
User avatar #23 to #22 - xxpartypoisonxx (09/26/2012) [-]
I have all the albums, too... Except !UNOi, I can't afford it...

You are a lucky son of a bitch. They aren't touring where I live so I can't see them.
User avatar #24 to #23 - dickbewt (09/27/2012) [-]
You stay there my friend.
#26 to #25 - xxpartypoisonxx (09/27/2012) [-]
WOOOOOO   
   
LIFESAVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOOOOOO

LIFESAVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #27 to #26 - dickbewt (09/28/2012) [-]
No problem Sir/Madam :D!
#28 to #27 - xxpartypoisonxx (09/28/2012) [-]
Madam :D
Madam :D
User avatar #29 to #28 - dickbewt (09/28/2012) [-]
:D
User avatar #19 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/18/2012) [-]
Thankies fur the friend add ^u^
User avatar #20 to #19 - dickbewt (09/18/2012) [-]
No problem. c:
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User avatar #5 to #4 - dickbewt (09/10/2012) [-]
SHUT UP TONY, YOU HUGE CUNT.
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#11 to #10 - dickbewt (09/10/2012) [-]
I'll tickle your nipples until they bleed.
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User avatar #2 - scarletspider (08/18/2012) [-]
You're awesome.
May you never be struck with boredom.

You're amazing.
I think you're totally dazing.

I love you.
And everyone else should too.
User avatar #3 to #2 - dickbewt (08/18/2012) [-]
Oh thankyou :D
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