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#9 - I'm jealous of your snow OP. Where abouts do you live? Here in…  [+] (10 new replies) 01/29/2014 on Good Guy UPS Delivery Man +1
#21 - isbak (01/29/2014) [-]
Snow is only good for the first few days, then it starts to get nasty because of the salt, unpractical and all that stuff.
User avatar #24 - dickbewt (01/29/2014) [-]
Where I live ( East Yorkshire ), it's a small town with a pop. of 12,000 roughly. Only 3 main roads through the entire town, and they're the only salted ones. It's fucking ace.
User avatar #16 - xenoquack (01/29/2014) [-]
It's better that way though, no snow in the UK I mean. Because people overreact because of it, stop bus services and trains and shit. It's ridiculous, I leave near Liverpool and it's such a pain in the ass whenever it snows to get around.
User avatar #17 - dickbewt (01/29/2014) [-]
I love the snow, especially if I'm at my girls. Trains cancelled = me staying for longer, or her dad taking me back, which is fun as fuck. Blasting out the damned, shouting abuse at chavs.
#10 - apothicary (01/29/2014) [-]
I wish we had snow in the UK as well....it is fun as fuck
Crappy ass weather system we got T_T
User avatar #19 - dickbewt (01/29/2014) [-]
Snow's the fucking best mate.
User avatar #11 - ttotheroll (01/29/2014) [-]
Please, take our snow. Here in Denmark there's snow everywhere, and apparantly it got here just last week - and it's cold as fuck.
User avatar #20 - dickbewt (01/29/2014) [-]
I wish man :[
User avatar #22 - ttotheroll (01/29/2014) [-]
Take the ferry, remember a shovel and grab as much as you can
- Might be a good idea to bring some sort of cooling device.
User avatar #23 - dickbewt (01/29/2014) [-]
Pay for my ferry, and I'd gladly do it.
#13 - You'd get feedback. Lots, and lots of feedback. 01/29/2014 on Funneh 0
#597 - Sorta describes it. 01/28/2014 on WHOOOO! +1
#2 - ****** never seen a red banana? 01/27/2014 on What 0
#3 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 01/27/2014 on 2spooky +3
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#10 - Damn right lad.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/26/2014 on Much better 0
#11 - konradkurze (01/26/2014) [-]
here
there is drinkable 'piss'
#8 - Granted, it is as strong as piss water, but to me, nothing com…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/26/2014 on Much better 0
#9 - konradkurze (01/26/2014) [-]
so you admit you like alcoholic piss?
User avatar #10 - dickbewt (01/26/2014) [-]
Damn right lad.
#11 - konradkurze (01/26/2014) [-]
here
there is drinkable 'piss'
#6 - **** no man, Russian tastes like deodorant. …  [+] (5 new replies) 01/26/2014 on Much better 0
User avatar #7 - konradkurze (01/26/2014) [-]
i tried swedish vodka....took alot more to get drunk on
User avatar #8 - dickbewt (01/26/2014) [-]
Granted, it is as strong as piss water, but to me, nothing compares to it.
#9 - konradkurze (01/26/2014) [-]
so you admit you like alcoholic piss?
User avatar #10 - dickbewt (01/26/2014) [-]
Damn right lad.
#11 - konradkurze (01/26/2014) [-]
here
there is drinkable 'piss'
#45 - Yesterday at my girlfriends house, we cleaned out her room, an… 01/26/2014 on 7th heaven 0
#1 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 01/25/2014 on Valentines Cards -1
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#6 - Comment deleted 01/24/2014 on If life gets you down +1
#11 - This won't freak the cashier out, but it'll provide lots of gi… 01/24/2014 on The walmart game +1
#115 - **dickbewt rolls 89** hoping for 68 01/23/2014 on Roll for your bitch 0
#7 - sorta like this. 01/23/2014 on 1950s shooting zombies +2
#42 - I thought this guy was partyboying at first. 01/23/2014 on How the new $100 bill was... 0
#6 - I remeber the days I first started playing Minecraft. Some dic… 01/20/2014 on sad story +1
#4 - ***** , Diamonds reflect and refract, not shine. 01/20/2014 on That song is stuck on your... 0
#18 - He never ages because it's a cartoon, and hardly any cartoon c… 01/20/2014 on Why Ash never ages. 0
#120 - It'll be boss mate. Protip : If you're into mosh pits,… 01/20/2014 on celebs 0
#118 - Trust me, Asking are amazing live. There'll be moshpits t…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/20/2014 on celebs 0
User avatar #119 - HannibalLecter (01/20/2014) [-]
That's fucking awesome. Can't wait dude.
User avatar #120 - dickbewt (01/20/2014) [-]
It'll be boss mate.
Protip :
If you're into mosh pits, start them off. I did it, and got pulled up on stage.
#115 - Not Panic here in the UK :[ And that's so sweet!  [+] (4 new replies) 01/20/2014 on celebs +1
User avatar #116 - HannibalLecter (01/20/2014) [-]
Shitty man and yeah dude, can't wait for AA!
User avatar #118 - dickbewt (01/20/2014) [-]
Trust me, Asking are amazing live.
There'll be moshpits to the extreme, crowd interactions to the max, and a fuck tone of free shit people drop.
User avatar #119 - HannibalLecter (01/20/2014) [-]
That's fucking awesome. Can't wait dude.
User avatar #120 - dickbewt (01/20/2014) [-]
It'll be boss mate.
Protip :
If you're into mosh pits, start them off. I did it, and got pulled up on stage.
#112 - Seeing Fall Out Boy in march also, can't ******* …  [+] (6 new replies) 01/20/2014 on celebs +1
User avatar #114 - HannibalLecter (01/20/2014) [-]
AA was at warped tour this summer I think, but I didn't watch them. FOB is with Panic! At the Disco I believe. If you can count Warped Tour I've seen most of the bands that were in Pittsburgh, I've seen Chris Webby (a rapper) twice, and unfortunately that's it until AA in March.
User avatar #115 - dickbewt (01/20/2014) [-]
Not Panic here in the UK :[ And that's so sweet!
User avatar #116 - HannibalLecter (01/20/2014) [-]
Shitty man and yeah dude, can't wait for AA!
User avatar #118 - dickbewt (01/20/2014) [-]
Trust me, Asking are amazing live.
There'll be moshpits to the extreme, crowd interactions to the max, and a fuck tone of free shit people drop.
User avatar #119 - HannibalLecter (01/20/2014) [-]
That's fucking awesome. Can't wait dude.
User avatar #120 - dickbewt (01/20/2014) [-]
It'll be boss mate.
Protip :
If you're into mosh pits, start them off. I did it, and got pulled up on stage.
#109 - If you're into that style of music, I've met all of motionless…  [+] (8 new replies) 01/20/2014 on celebs +1
User avatar #111 - HannibalLecter (01/20/2014) [-]
That's pretty sweet. I was big into MIW for a while, and I'm going to see AA pretty soon here. MCR was never really my thing, but it's still sweet as fuck meeting celebrities or at least band members you like.
User avatar #112 - dickbewt (01/20/2014) [-]
Seeing Fall Out Boy in march also, can't fucking wait. Trust me, AA are the best fucking band I've seen live. And I've seen Kings of Leon, Depeche Mode, MIW, Betraying the martys, WSS, LostAlone, Asking Alexandria, and MCR.
In march it's FOB, with The PrettyReckless, and some other band. Hopefully gunna meet them.
User avatar #114 - HannibalLecter (01/20/2014) [-]
AA was at warped tour this summer I think, but I didn't watch them. FOB is with Panic! At the Disco I believe. If you can count Warped Tour I've seen most of the bands that were in Pittsburgh, I've seen Chris Webby (a rapper) twice, and unfortunately that's it until AA in March.
User avatar #115 - dickbewt (01/20/2014) [-]
Not Panic here in the UK :[ And that's so sweet!
User avatar #116 - HannibalLecter (01/20/2014) [-]
Shitty man and yeah dude, can't wait for AA!
User avatar #118 - dickbewt (01/20/2014) [-]
Trust me, Asking are amazing live.
There'll be moshpits to the extreme, crowd interactions to the max, and a fuck tone of free shit people drop.
User avatar #119 - HannibalLecter (01/20/2014) [-]
That's fucking awesome. Can't wait dude.
User avatar #120 - dickbewt (01/20/2014) [-]
It'll be boss mate.
Protip :
If you're into mosh pits, start them off. I did it, and got pulled up on stage.
#7514822 - YAY ME. 01/19/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#8 - I actually speak to my puppy in a normal voice. I've also star… 01/04/2014 on Dogs +4
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#21 - xxpartypoisonxx (09/25/2012) [-]
I see you like Green Day    
   
   
   
 I like Green Day as well.
I see you like Green Day



I like Green Day as well.
User avatar #22 to #21 - dickbewt (09/26/2012) [-]
No. I don't just like them I'm in LOVE with Green Day. :3 I own every single album (real, and deluxe editions), I'm going to the american idiot broadway show in november, seeing them live next year ( with backstage passes). I DON'T LOVE THEM, I ******* WORSHIP THEM.
User avatar #23 to #22 - xxpartypoisonxx (09/26/2012) [-]
I have all the albums, too... Except !UNOi, I can't afford it...

You are a lucky son of a bitch. They aren't touring where I live so I can't see them.
User avatar #24 to #23 - dickbewt (09/27/2012) [-]
You stay there my friend.
#26 to #25 - xxpartypoisonxx (09/27/2012) [-]
WOOOOOO   
   
LIFESAVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOOOOOO

LIFESAVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #27 to #26 - dickbewt (09/28/2012) [-]
No problem Sir/Madam :D!
#28 to #27 - xxpartypoisonxx (09/28/2012) [-]
Madam :D
Madam :D
User avatar #29 to #28 - dickbewt (09/28/2012) [-]
:D
User avatar #19 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/18/2012) [-]
Thankies fur the friend add ^u^
User avatar #20 to #19 - dickbewt (09/18/2012) [-]
No problem. c:
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SHUT UP TONY, YOU HUGE CUNT.
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I'll tickle your nipples until they bleed.
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User avatar #2 - scarletspider (08/18/2012) [-]
You're awesome.
May you never be struck with boredom.

You're amazing.
I think you're totally dazing.

I love you.
And everyone else should too.
User avatar #3 to #2 - dickbewt (08/18/2012) [-]
Oh thankyou :D
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