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Date Signed Up:6/18/2012
Last Login:7/02/2014
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#243 - As a brit, I can confirm that the true way to drink tea is to … 03/11/2014 on Very British problems +1
#22 - This makes the fact that I'm seeing Fall out Boy in a week, an… 03/09/2014 on Something grew three sizes... +2
#70 - Bitch, that's ugly as **** . Don't hate my p…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/09/2014 on Badass 0
User avatar #97 - kommandantvideo (03/09/2014) [-]
It's engineered by the master race, suck my dick!
#68 - That car looks as if Brum had a lovechild with a horse.  [+] (6 new replies) 03/09/2014 on Badass +5
User avatar #103 - brum (03/10/2014) [-]
Hey fuck you, I'm not some horsefucker.
User avatar #101 - awesomedoge (03/09/2014) [-]
Oh fml, i forgot that was poorly translated to dutch, From English. damn i suck
User avatar #100 - awesomedoge (03/09/2014) [-]
as a dutch kid, Brum was the Sh*t man.
User avatar #69 - kommandantvideo (03/09/2014) [-]
Bitch that is my car
User avatar #70 - dickbewt (03/09/2014) [-]
Bitch, that's ugly as shit.
Don't hate my please. You seem lovely.
User avatar #97 - kommandantvideo (03/09/2014) [-]
It's engineered by the master race, suck my dick!
#35 - No, that's my phone you retarded **** .  [+] (1 new reply) 03/06/2014 on Something funny happened on... +6
User avatar #36 - ashee (03/06/2014) [-]
Lies. You stole DK's drums. Bastard.
#33 - Reporting in ************* .  [+] (4 new replies) 03/06/2014 on Something funny happened on... +16
#41 - ugoboom (03/06/2014) [-]
#34 - ashee (03/06/2014) [-]
Are those Donkey Kong's drums?
User avatar #35 - dickbewt (03/06/2014) [-]
No, that's my phone you retarded shit.
User avatar #36 - ashee (03/06/2014) [-]
Lies. You stole DK's drums. Bastard.
#19 - Mock the strong. 03/06/2014 on Fuck you Scotty 0
#58 - I can't tell if Russians are really cool, or really retarded.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/06/2014 on Welcome to Russia! +7
User avatar #91 - douevensax (03/06/2014) [-]
I like to htink that there is a mixture, like most countries.
User avatar #79 - Hreidmar (03/06/2014) [-]
As a Russian... we can be pretty retarded. You would cringe a lot at the youth culture in Russia today.
User avatar #155 - catburglarpenis (03/06/2014) [-]
As a guy who's travelled a lot...

You cringe a lot at Youth Culture period.
#257 - Right, so it's come to my attention that this word 'cis' uses … 03/06/2014 on some people . . . . +1
#140 - So I could fly on a dragon, OR Get fisted by a dea… 03/03/2014 on Would you rather. 0
#11 - That made me laugh so hard. Ace of diamonds.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/26/2014 on Magic 0
User avatar #13 - temporalguardian (02/26/2014) [-]
hey me too.
#7 - There's a village near where I live called Wetwang. And a … 02/26/2014 on Pride of Britain +1
#10 - And although she isn't a pitty, she's still adorable. Half lab… 02/26/2014 on happiness spreads 0
#9 - As is mine dude / lady dude. My dog is so ******* …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/26/2014 on happiness spreads 0
User avatar #10 - dickbewt (02/26/2014) [-]
And although she isn't a pitty, she's still adorable. Half labrador, quarter whippet, and quarter Bedlington terrier.
#28 - Honestly, I think Lostprophets are kickass, and although Watki… 02/26/2014 on Welsh Tourism Poster +1
#19 - You idiot, it's because you didn't open the box fully. 02/24/2014 on I guess this time, the... +5
#19 - What.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/23/2014 on i need weed 0
#20 - thesecretberry (02/23/2014) [-]
comment #2
#576 - Looks like I have friends. Friends in space. 02/21/2014 on Metal gumbo, grilled metal... 0
#2 - The duck* 02/17/2014 on Face says it all 0
#6 - Well actually, we haven't 'banned' porn. Davin Cuntron wanted …  [+] (4 new replies) 02/17/2014 on UK Porn Fail +1
User avatar #18 - samoaspider (02/17/2014) [-]
does that pretty much mean if parents in UK don't want porn, the just tell the internet service provider and you can't access it?
#13 - lolfire (02/17/2014) [-]
They're doing the same thing with "extremist" websites only you don't get a choice.

In a few months anything deemed to be "damaging to the british government" will be forcefully blocked on all ISP's.

Shits gonna get violent soon.
#20 - mr skeltal (02/18/2014) [-]
I hope that doesn't count for things like criticism of the government. If so, you have just taken the first step to a dictatorship. If not, then you are still good.
User avatar #7 - burnswhenipee (02/17/2014) [-]
Still fucking stupid that we had to call them up just ask for porn. Didn't they remove the ban thing anyways? Because it blocked sexual education websites
#8 - My favourite's goblin metal.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/17/2014 on Metal gumbo, grilled metal... +2
#108 - anonymoose (02/17/2014) [-]
All hail John Goblikon.
User avatar #576 - dickbewt (02/21/2014) [-]
Looks like I have friends.
Friends in space.
#11 - No, because that's ******* stupid. 02/17/2014 on Genitals 0
#13 - I'm not sure man, I've got size 13 feet. 02/17/2014 on Facebook +1
#63 - You are. 02/17/2014 on People that like doge -4
#133 - I remember when Ronnie Radke was in Escape the fate. Man, they… 02/17/2014 on No Homo 0
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#39 - ninjabacon (12/16/2012) [-]
I saw...We all saw... That comment
I saw...We all saw... That comment
#21 - xxpartypoisonxx (09/25/2012) [-]
I see you like Green Day    
   
   
   
 I like Green Day as well.
I see you like Green Day



I like Green Day as well.
User avatar #22 to #21 - dickbewt (09/26/2012) [-]
No. I don't just like them I'm in LOVE with Green Day. :3 I own every single album (real, and deluxe editions), I'm going to the american idiot broadway show in november, seeing them live next year ( with backstage passes). I DON'T LOVE THEM, I ******* WORSHIP THEM.
User avatar #23 to #22 - xxpartypoisonxx (09/26/2012) [-]
I have all the albums, too... Except !UNOi, I can't afford it...

You are a lucky son of a bitch. They aren't touring where I live so I can't see them.
User avatar #24 to #23 - dickbewt (09/27/2012) [-]
You stay there my friend.
#26 to #25 - xxpartypoisonxx (09/27/2012) [-]
WOOOOOO   
   
LIFESAVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOOOOOO

LIFESAVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #27 to #26 - dickbewt (09/28/2012) [-]
No problem Sir/Madam :D!
#28 to #27 - xxpartypoisonxx (09/28/2012) [-]
Madam :D
Madam :D
User avatar #29 to #28 - dickbewt (09/28/2012) [-]
:D
User avatar #19 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/18/2012) [-]
Thankies fur the friend add ^u^
User avatar #20 to #19 - dickbewt (09/18/2012) [-]
No problem. c:
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User avatar #5 to #4 - dickbewt (09/10/2012) [-]
SHUT UP TONY, YOU HUGE CUNT.
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#11 to #10 - dickbewt (09/10/2012) [-]
I'll tickle your nipples until they bleed.
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User avatar #2 - scarletspider (08/18/2012) [-]
You're awesome.
May you never be struck with boredom.

You're amazing.
I think you're totally dazing.

I love you.
And everyone else should too.
User avatar #3 to #2 - dickbewt (08/18/2012) [-]
Oh thankyou :D
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