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#32 - put Utorrent on your memory stick, and plug it in. Download it…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/02/2013 on yerp 0
#34 - fuckatron (06/02/2013) [-]
So, download Ilivid (it pushes it on me when I try) onto the flashdrive, then the torrent on the flash drive, or just the torrent?
User avatar #35 - dickbewt (06/02/2013) [-]
Just put everything on the memory stick, and put it on whatever you're gaming on!
#48 - fuckatron (06/02/2013) [-]
and one last question, if I download this version on a harddrive, can I also get MODS?
User avatar #56 - dickbewt (06/02/2013) [-]
Yeah
#57 - fuckatron (06/02/2013) [-]
thanks dickbewt, your a swell guy.
#37 - fuckatron (06/02/2013) [-]
thanks man. I like you.
#38 - fuckatron (06/02/2013) [-]
and now to go out an buy a flashdrive...
#22 - HOLY SWEET JESUS, ARE YOU A WIZARD?  [+] (10 new replies) 06/02/2013 on Bird is the word +3
#23 - thesaw (06/02/2013) [-]
User avatar #24 - dickbewt (06/02/2013) [-]
www.facebook.com/dickbut
Add me, kind sir.
#25 - dickbewt (06/02/2013) [-]
Sweet jesus, you're Jake?
Sam's my ex.
#26 - thesaw (06/02/2013) [-]
Holy shit, really?

Dude. I don't even.
#27 - dickbewt (06/02/2013) [-]
She has a history with a lot of my friends, and it's all ended badly.
I hope you stay with her, and it works out alright, as we're not bestfriends.
User avatar #28 - thesaw (06/02/2013) [-]
How did it end badly if you don't mind me asking?

And it's been 7 months now, and all is well with us, it seems anyway. :p
User avatar #29 - dickbewt (06/02/2013) [-]
n.n woo!
Long story short, she got pissed and cheated on me. Same with Tom, and monty :p
User avatar #31 - thesaw (06/02/2013) [-]
Ah, I've heard about her past and such, just hoping it doesn't happen to me, as I've had problems with that in the past. :p
User avatar #32 - dickbewt (06/02/2013) [-]
Same man! I hope it's good for you guys we're friends now, and you seem kickass!
User avatar #30 - dickbewt (06/02/2013) [-]
Oh, and made out with my best friend.
#20 - I may be one of the mutual friends. Do you know a person n…  [+] (12 new replies) 06/02/2013 on Bird is the word 0
User avatar #21 - thesaw (06/02/2013) [-]
Is.. your name Troy Peters?
I don't know you, but if it is you, you have two people who are mutual friends, one being my girlfriend.
User avatar #22 - dickbewt (06/02/2013) [-]
HOLY SWEET JESUS, ARE YOU A WIZARD?
#23 - thesaw (06/02/2013) [-]
User avatar #24 - dickbewt (06/02/2013) [-]
www.facebook.com/dickbut
Add me, kind sir.
#25 - dickbewt (06/02/2013) [-]
Sweet jesus, you're Jake?
Sam's my ex.
#26 - thesaw (06/02/2013) [-]
Holy shit, really?

Dude. I don't even.
#27 - dickbewt (06/02/2013) [-]
She has a history with a lot of my friends, and it's all ended badly.
I hope you stay with her, and it works out alright, as we're not bestfriends.
User avatar #28 - thesaw (06/02/2013) [-]
How did it end badly if you don't mind me asking?

And it's been 7 months now, and all is well with us, it seems anyway. :p
User avatar #29 - dickbewt (06/02/2013) [-]
n.n woo!
Long story short, she got pissed and cheated on me. Same with Tom, and monty :p
User avatar #31 - thesaw (06/02/2013) [-]
Ah, I've heard about her past and such, just hoping it doesn't happen to me, as I've had problems with that in the past. :p
User avatar #32 - dickbewt (06/02/2013) [-]
Same man! I hope it's good for you guys we're friends now, and you seem kickass!
User avatar #30 - dickbewt (06/02/2013) [-]
Oh, and made out with my best friend.
#18 - One of my best friends lives in Beverly. Do you happen to know…  [+] (14 new replies) 06/02/2013 on Bird is the word 0
#19 - thesaw (06/02/2013) [-]
The name ring a bell, and apparently I have 10 mutual friends with him.

It's silly thinking, but I always thought I was the only Yorkshireman on here.

I love that I'm not.
User avatar #20 - dickbewt (06/02/2013) [-]
I may be one of the mutual friends.
Do you know a person named Troy?
User avatar #21 - thesaw (06/02/2013) [-]
Is.. your name Troy Peters?
I don't know you, but if it is you, you have two people who are mutual friends, one being my girlfriend.
User avatar #22 - dickbewt (06/02/2013) [-]
HOLY SWEET JESUS, ARE YOU A WIZARD?
#23 - thesaw (06/02/2013) [-]
User avatar #24 - dickbewt (06/02/2013) [-]
www.facebook.com/dickbut
Add me, kind sir.
#25 - dickbewt (06/02/2013) [-]
Sweet jesus, you're Jake?
Sam's my ex.
#26 - thesaw (06/02/2013) [-]
Holy shit, really?

Dude. I don't even.
#27 - dickbewt (06/02/2013) [-]
She has a history with a lot of my friends, and it's all ended badly.
I hope you stay with her, and it works out alright, as we're not bestfriends.
User avatar #28 - thesaw (06/02/2013) [-]
How did it end badly if you don't mind me asking?

And it's been 7 months now, and all is well with us, it seems anyway. :p
User avatar #29 - dickbewt (06/02/2013) [-]
n.n woo!
Long story short, she got pissed and cheated on me. Same with Tom, and monty :p
User avatar #31 - thesaw (06/02/2013) [-]
Ah, I've heard about her past and such, just hoping it doesn't happen to me, as I've had problems with that in the past. :p
User avatar #32 - dickbewt (06/02/2013) [-]
Same man! I hope it's good for you guys we're friends now, and you seem kickass!
User avatar #30 - dickbewt (06/02/2013) [-]
Oh, and made out with my best friend.
#29 - Cheapest I could find. OR. .net/torrent/8371882/…  [+] (9 new replies) 06/02/2013 on yerp 0
#31 - fuckatron (06/02/2013) [-]
thanks bud, but is there a way to get it on a flash drive or something, My main computer will lag if I download it.
User avatar #32 - dickbewt (06/02/2013) [-]
put Utorrent on your memory stick, and plug it in. Download it, and put it in Utorrent from there.
#34 - fuckatron (06/02/2013) [-]
So, download Ilivid (it pushes it on me when I try) onto the flashdrive, then the torrent on the flash drive, or just the torrent?
User avatar #35 - dickbewt (06/02/2013) [-]
Just put everything on the memory stick, and put it on whatever you're gaming on!
#48 - fuckatron (06/02/2013) [-]
and one last question, if I download this version on a harddrive, can I also get MODS?
User avatar #56 - dickbewt (06/02/2013) [-]
Yeah
#57 - fuckatron (06/02/2013) [-]
thanks dickbewt, your a swell guy.
#37 - fuckatron (06/02/2013) [-]
thanks man. I like you.
#38 - fuckatron (06/02/2013) [-]
and now to go out an buy a flashdrive...
#15 - Glorious Driffield master-race reporting in.  [+] (16 new replies) 06/02/2013 on Bird is the word 0
#16 - thesaw (06/02/2013) [-]
Beverley here.
I go through Driffield when going to Brid.

gif unrelated
User avatar #18 - dickbewt (06/02/2013) [-]
One of my best friends lives in Beverly. Do you happen to know a Ryan Mulcahy?
And I'm doing my work experience in Beverly in like 2 weeks.
#19 - thesaw (06/02/2013) [-]
The name ring a bell, and apparently I have 10 mutual friends with him.

It's silly thinking, but I always thought I was the only Yorkshireman on here.

I love that I'm not.
User avatar #20 - dickbewt (06/02/2013) [-]
I may be one of the mutual friends.
Do you know a person named Troy?
User avatar #21 - thesaw (06/02/2013) [-]
Is.. your name Troy Peters?
I don't know you, but if it is you, you have two people who are mutual friends, one being my girlfriend.
User avatar #22 - dickbewt (06/02/2013) [-]
HOLY SWEET JESUS, ARE YOU A WIZARD?
#23 - thesaw (06/02/2013) [-]
User avatar #24 - dickbewt (06/02/2013) [-]
www.facebook.com/dickbut
Add me, kind sir.
#25 - dickbewt (06/02/2013) [-]
Sweet jesus, you're Jake?
Sam's my ex.
#26 - thesaw (06/02/2013) [-]
Holy shit, really?

Dude. I don't even.
#27 - dickbewt (06/02/2013) [-]
She has a history with a lot of my friends, and it's all ended badly.
I hope you stay with her, and it works out alright, as we're not bestfriends.
User avatar #28 - thesaw (06/02/2013) [-]
How did it end badly if you don't mind me asking?

And it's been 7 months now, and all is well with us, it seems anyway. :p
User avatar #29 - dickbewt (06/02/2013) [-]
n.n woo!
Long story short, she got pissed and cheated on me. Same with Tom, and monty :p
User avatar #31 - thesaw (06/02/2013) [-]
Ah, I've heard about her past and such, just hoping it doesn't happen to me, as I've had problems with that in the past. :p
User avatar #32 - dickbewt (06/02/2013) [-]
Same man! I hope it's good for you guys we're friends now, and you seem kickass!
User avatar #30 - dickbewt (06/02/2013) [-]
Oh, and made out with my best friend.
#11 - **** you guys. It's hard as **** wor… 06/01/2013 on London +1
#11 - My parents have never been like this. They've been incredibly …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/01/2013 on Parents... +14
#13 - turtlewithashotgun (06/02/2013) [-]
silently envying and judging you
#22 - Kind sir / Madam, what console do you play on?  [+] (11 new replies) 06/01/2013 on yerp 0
#28 - fuckatron (06/02/2013) [-]
360, and I am a fucking Sir,Sir....
User avatar #29 - dickbewt (06/02/2013) [-]
#31 - fuckatron (06/02/2013) [-]
thanks bud, but is there a way to get it on a flash drive or something, My main computer will lag if I download it.
User avatar #32 - dickbewt (06/02/2013) [-]
put Utorrent on your memory stick, and plug it in. Download it, and put it in Utorrent from there.
#34 - fuckatron (06/02/2013) [-]
So, download Ilivid (it pushes it on me when I try) onto the flashdrive, then the torrent on the flash drive, or just the torrent?
User avatar #35 - dickbewt (06/02/2013) [-]
Just put everything on the memory stick, and put it on whatever you're gaming on!
#48 - fuckatron (06/02/2013) [-]
and one last question, if I download this version on a harddrive, can I also get MODS?
User avatar #56 - dickbewt (06/02/2013) [-]
Yeah
#57 - fuckatron (06/02/2013) [-]
thanks dickbewt, your a swell guy.
#37 - fuckatron (06/02/2013) [-]
thanks man. I like you.
#38 - fuckatron (06/02/2013) [-]
and now to go out an buy a flashdrive...
#29 - I did. You're very right. +Green thumbs for pointing out m… 06/01/2013 on Punchline in the title +1
#26 - Well I just meant it as in our anniversary.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/01/2013 on Punchline in the title 0
User avatar #28 - cthumoo (06/01/2013) [-]
Oh, well you said it in a stupid way.
User avatar #29 - dickbewt (06/01/2013) [-]
I did. You're very right.
+Green thumbs for pointing out my idiocy.
#24 - What?  [+] (5 new replies) 06/01/2013 on Punchline in the title 0
User avatar #25 - cthumoo (06/01/2013) [-]
Because to remember your wedding aniversary you have to be married?
User avatar #27 - cthumoo (06/01/2013) [-]
anniversary* and then*
User avatar #26 - dickbewt (06/01/2013) [-]
Well I just meant it as in our anniversary.
User avatar #28 - cthumoo (06/01/2013) [-]
Oh, well you said it in a stupid way.
User avatar #29 - dickbewt (06/01/2013) [-]
I did. You're very right.
+Green thumbs for pointing out my idiocy.
#10 - Holy Christ, is this somebody else from Yorkshire?  [+] (18 new replies) 06/01/2013 on Bird is the word +6
#14 - thesaw (06/02/2013) [-]
I'm from Yorkshire.
Nearish Bridlington.
User avatar #15 - dickbewt (06/02/2013) [-]
Glorious Driffield master-race reporting in.
#16 - thesaw (06/02/2013) [-]
Beverley here.
I go through Driffield when going to Brid.

gif unrelated
User avatar #18 - dickbewt (06/02/2013) [-]
One of my best friends lives in Beverly. Do you happen to know a Ryan Mulcahy?
And I'm doing my work experience in Beverly in like 2 weeks.
#19 - thesaw (06/02/2013) [-]
The name ring a bell, and apparently I have 10 mutual friends with him.

It's silly thinking, but I always thought I was the only Yorkshireman on here.

I love that I'm not.
User avatar #20 - dickbewt (06/02/2013) [-]
I may be one of the mutual friends.
Do you know a person named Troy?
User avatar #21 - thesaw (06/02/2013) [-]
Is.. your name Troy Peters?
I don't know you, but if it is you, you have two people who are mutual friends, one being my girlfriend.
User avatar #22 - dickbewt (06/02/2013) [-]
HOLY SWEET JESUS, ARE YOU A WIZARD?
#23 - thesaw (06/02/2013) [-]
User avatar #24 - dickbewt (06/02/2013) [-]
www.facebook.com/dickbut
Add me, kind sir.
#25 - dickbewt (06/02/2013) [-]
Sweet jesus, you're Jake?
Sam's my ex.
#26 - thesaw (06/02/2013) [-]
Holy shit, really?

Dude. I don't even.
#27 - dickbewt (06/02/2013) [-]
She has a history with a lot of my friends, and it's all ended badly.
I hope you stay with her, and it works out alright, as we're not bestfriends.
User avatar #28 - thesaw (06/02/2013) [-]
How did it end badly if you don't mind me asking?

And it's been 7 months now, and all is well with us, it seems anyway. :p
User avatar #29 - dickbewt (06/02/2013) [-]
n.n woo!
Long story short, she got pissed and cheated on me. Same with Tom, and monty :p
User avatar #31 - thesaw (06/02/2013) [-]
Ah, I've heard about her past and such, just hoping it doesn't happen to me, as I've had problems with that in the past. :p
User avatar #32 - dickbewt (06/02/2013) [-]
Same man! I hope it's good for you guys we're friends now, and you seem kickass!
User avatar #30 - dickbewt (06/02/2013) [-]
Oh, and made out with my best friend.
#21 - If my girlfriend did that, I'd remember it in a flash. Ours is today!  [+] (7 new replies) 06/01/2013 on Punchline in the title 0
User avatar #23 - cthumoo (06/01/2013) [-]
The she's not your girlfriend?? wait...
User avatar #24 - dickbewt (06/01/2013) [-]
What?
User avatar #25 - cthumoo (06/01/2013) [-]
Because to remember your wedding aniversary you have to be married?
User avatar #27 - cthumoo (06/01/2013) [-]
anniversary* and then*
User avatar #26 - dickbewt (06/01/2013) [-]
Well I just meant it as in our anniversary.
User avatar #28 - cthumoo (06/01/2013) [-]
Oh, well you said it in a stupid way.
User avatar #29 - dickbewt (06/01/2013) [-]
I did. You're very right.
+Green thumbs for pointing out my idiocy.
#688 - OP. do it. No offence if you like him, but I despise your fath…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/01/2013 on funnyjunk, i really need... +4
User avatar #691 - mayplo (06/01/2013) [-]
that's an awesome idea, but I think he should completely ignore his father. Why should his father be a part of something fantastic like this? I think he should say "thanks for those who believed in me and encouraged me" double whammy to his dad.
#1508 - No, it makes me laugh my ass off. 06/01/2013 on Good Girl Amanda 0
#39 - I live in a brilliant town called Driffield. Outside my town, … 05/29/2013 on Oh England 0
#42 - Very. 05/29/2013 on One Happy Duck 0
#36 - Oh my god, its nose looks like a corgi.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/29/2013 on One Happy Duck 0
#43 - Womens Study Major (05/29/2013) [-]
i see it too lol, the nostrils are the eyes and the duck's mouth is still the corgi mouth
User avatar #38 - moshthun (05/29/2013) [-]
How fucking high are you?
User avatar #42 - dickbewt (05/29/2013) [-]
Very.
#16 - Spontaneous ******** . 'nuff said. 05/27/2013 on INTERNET TRENDS 0
#5 - Could be lidl. They stock exactly the ******* sam… 05/27/2013 on Aldi. 0
#4 - So Comicon's been invaded by swag-fags now? 05/26/2013 on Comicon London +4
#29 - Same, my good man! 05/26/2013 on God damn snow biomes +2
#5 - I thought this was being serious. then I remembered. Ricky Ger… 05/26/2013 on Patrick Stewert talks Star... +5
#23 - Are we like the same person?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2013 on God damn snow biomes +3
User avatar #25 - messerauditore (05/26/2013) [-]
perhaps
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#39 - ninjabacon (12/16/2012) [-]
I saw...We all saw... That comment
I saw...We all saw... That comment
#21 - xxpartypoisonxx (09/25/2012) [-]
I see you like Green Day    
   
   
   
 I like Green Day as well.
I see you like Green Day



I like Green Day as well.
User avatar #22 to #21 - dickbewt (09/26/2012) [-]
No. I don't just like them I'm in LOVE with Green Day. :3 I own every single album (real, and deluxe editions), I'm going to the american idiot broadway show in november, seeing them live next year ( with backstage passes). I DON'T LOVE THEM, I ******* WORSHIP THEM.
User avatar #23 to #22 - xxpartypoisonxx (09/26/2012) [-]
I have all the albums, too... Except !UNOi, I can't afford it...

You are a lucky son of a bitch. They aren't touring where I live so I can't see them.
User avatar #24 to #23 - dickbewt (09/27/2012) [-]
You stay there my friend.
#26 to #25 - xxpartypoisonxx (09/27/2012) [-]
WOOOOOO   
   
LIFESAVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOOOOOO

LIFESAVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #27 to #26 - dickbewt (09/28/2012) [-]
No problem Sir/Madam :D!
#28 to #27 - xxpartypoisonxx (09/28/2012) [-]
Madam :D
Madam :D
User avatar #29 to #28 - dickbewt (09/28/2012) [-]
:D
User avatar #19 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/18/2012) [-]
Thankies fur the friend add ^u^
User avatar #20 to #19 - dickbewt (09/18/2012) [-]
No problem. c:
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SHUT UP TONY, YOU HUGE CUNT.
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I'll tickle your nipples until they bleed.
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User avatar #2 - scarletspider (08/18/2012) [-]
You're awesome.
May you never be struck with boredom.

You're amazing.
I think you're totally dazing.

I love you.
And everyone else should too.
User avatar #3 to #2 - dickbewt (08/18/2012) [-]
Oh thankyou :D
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