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Date Signed Up:6/18/2012
Last Login:11/24/2014
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#122 - I still really like Yorkshire Puddings any way they're made.. 05/12/2014 on perfection +1
#38 - Salt on a pancake? Mate, I'm from ******* Yorkshi…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/07/2014 on perfection +3
#48 - mankey (05/07/2014) [-]
Suet Yorkshire puddin', another favourite. Needs loads of salt on them too.
User avatar #52 - acask (05/07/2014) [-]
or just salted butter
#53 - mankey (05/07/2014) [-]
Oh, no. No, thank you, none of that foreign muck. What? Salted Butter? Salted Butter?! Salt? and Butter? Together? Am I hearin' you right? Salted Butter?
User avatar #78 - PubLandlord (05/07/2014) [-]
If you're not using Lurpak you're not living
User avatar #55 - acask (05/07/2014) [-]
... butter naturally has sodium but during the production of butter in most factories add about 2 tbsp per Lb.
also ... the chef that taught me to make them use butter ... it was awesome
User avatar #58 - mankey (05/07/2014) [-]
Nah, not everyone in my house likes the amount of salt I have with mine.

Good suggestion though, I'm sure someone will find it useful.
User avatar #60 - acask (05/07/2014) [-]
apparently my comment isn't here?
but it was a chemist/chef i knew used olive oil and she said it was better that way
#14 - Mate, if your nutsack looks like that, I'd see a doctor. 04/08/2014 on Historia +1
#5 - Wong neighborhood* 03/27/2014 on Wrong neighborhood... +3
#34 - So you get laid. And instantly go on funnyjunk. That w… 03/26/2014 on THIS JUST IN! 0
#5 - Calm down, it wasn't that funny. 03/26/2014 on It is nacho day if this... +10
#70 - Oli Sykes is a cunt, but I've met him. He was lovely to me, an… 03/26/2014 on Bring on the hate 0
#2 - *Insert how jet-ski is a product name comment* 03/25/2014 on Boatercycles +3
#119 - Can I just say dehnoobshow, I was just listening to Marilyn Ma… 03/24/2014 on Ding Dong 0
#67 - The twat-attack deserves it. 03/14/2014 on Real Talk 0
#66 - Honestly, I don't give a **** .  [+] (1 new reply) 03/14/2014 on Real Talk 0
User avatar #135 - englishtallybopper (03/14/2014) [-]
you may not care but when people tell their harsh life stories on funnyjunk, we become psychologists
#19 - I never knew FJ was this cool and supportive. 03/14/2014 on Real Talk +4
#26 - Comment deleted 03/13/2014 on FJFM Is LIVE right now! 0
#25 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 03/13/2014 on FJFM Is LIVE right now! 0
#27 - datguytrent Comment deleted by dickbewt
#1 - I agree ************* heartedly. My real dad's go…  [+] (10 new replies) 03/13/2014 on Real Talk +62
User avatar #42 - englishtallybopper (03/14/2014) [-]
I think that him knowing that he put you and your mum through all that and knowing that he caused you many problems, is probably worst now that he has cancer and has to die with a huge load of guilt shot over him.
User avatar #66 - dickbewt (03/14/2014) [-]
Honestly, I don't give a shit.
User avatar #135 - englishtallybopper (03/14/2014) [-]
you may not care but when people tell their harsh life stories on funnyjunk, we become psychologists
User avatar #16 - esmebuffay (03/14/2014) [-]
I hope you don't mind if I say he deserves it, any man that beats his kid and/or his wife is not worth the air he needs to survive.
User avatar #19 - dickbewt (03/14/2014) [-]
I never knew FJ was this cool and supportive.
#9 - anonymous (03/14/2014) [-]
there's one nasty old man who gets his script filled at our pharmacy and there isnt anyone working there he hasnt made cry/break down at some point just because hes a nasty excuse for a human being. we're all waiting for that glorious month where we DONT get the call to refill his AIDS/HIV meds
#10 - anonymous (03/14/2014) [-]
meaning he finally croaked, in case that wasn't clear. But transferred to another pharmacy works too. or hospice. i dont care just want this man out of my work life
User avatar #7 - rokulda (03/14/2014) [-]
he deserves it. fuck him.
User avatar #2 - nefariouspickle (03/13/2014) [-]
Sorry to hear, bro, hope you live your life to its fullest
User avatar #76 - captainpickles (03/14/2014) [-]
Your name tickles my pickle
#287 - Haha, cheers man. I went to my doctors about it, and said it's… 03/12/2014 on Real Talk With Tumblr +1
#276 - I know dem depression feels. And also Bipolar disorder, schizo…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/12/2014 on Real Talk With Tumblr 0
#282 - diamondperzik (03/12/2014) [-]
:\ damn dude,
Well, i don't know if it helps, but i never notice when people have any form of autism.
But i don't know if that means anything to you tho..
User avatar #287 - dickbewt (03/12/2014) [-]
Haha, cheers man. I went to my doctors about it, and said it's so mild, I'm classed as not having it. But you seem cool!
#981 - It is, but as stated, I've moved onto my parents computer. I … 03/12/2014 on Post Yer Desktop 0
#711 - Not got it again around 10 minutes before I posted this. I had…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/12/2014 on Post Yer Desktop 0
User avatar #979 - gereorth (03/12/2014) [-]
Oh well, it's just.. I could be wrong, but isn't the general idea of using Rainmeter to have a cleaner desktop? Cleaner and smoother?
User avatar #981 - dickbewt (03/12/2014) [-]
It is, but as stated, I've moved onto my parents computer. I need to sort it out.
#398 - If anybody knows who these are, you're my best friend.  [+] (5 new replies) 03/12/2014 on Post Yer Desktop +1
User avatar #594 - gereorth (03/12/2014) [-]
May I suggest cleaning it a bit more up? Are you a new user to Rainmeter, or? Because you should try to explore all the different applications they have.
User avatar #711 - dickbewt (03/12/2014) [-]
Not got it again around 10 minutes before I posted this. I had it on my laptop, but then it died. Stuck using the family computer now, so I just installed it.
User avatar #979 - gereorth (03/12/2014) [-]
Oh well, it's just.. I could be wrong, but isn't the general idea of using Rainmeter to have a cleaner desktop? Cleaner and smoother?
User avatar #981 - dickbewt (03/12/2014) [-]
It is, but as stated, I've moved onto my parents computer. I need to sort it out.
User avatar #420 - fnatmidenpp (03/12/2014) [-]
Holy crap do i like Amon Amarth a lot
#323 - -Sighs heavily- I suppose. 03/11/2014 on Very British problems 0
#17 - That is actually eminem though. 03/11/2014 on M&Eminem 0
#277 - YOU'RE SO WRONG. IT'S A MAXIMUM OF ONE AND A HALF SUGARS. …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/11/2014 on Very British problems +2
User avatar #319 - WozzaBuddha (03/11/2014) [-]
I agree, but milk in first
User avatar #323 - dickbewt (03/11/2014) [-]
-Sighs heavily-
I suppose.
#246 - Also, should your name not be Ilikesheep?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/11/2014 on Very British problems 0
User avatar #250 - ilikecows (03/11/2014) [-]
It should be

But everyone likes something different - however I stick to my tradition of Shagging my Sheeple
#244 - This man is not a true brit. We brits leave the teabag in…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/11/2014 on Very British problems 0
#276 - daftknight (03/11/2014) [-]
Beg to differ there champ.

I like mine milky, with 3 sugars... and the milk in first [Gif related]
User avatar #277 - dickbewt (03/11/2014) [-]
YOU'RE SO WRONG.
IT'S A MAXIMUM OF ONE AND A HALF SUGARS.
AND A DASH OF MILK.
User avatar #319 - WozzaBuddha (03/11/2014) [-]
I agree, but milk in first
User avatar #323 - dickbewt (03/11/2014) [-]
-Sighs heavily-
I suppose.
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#39 - ninjabacon (12/16/2012) [-]
I saw...We all saw... That comment
I saw...We all saw... That comment
#21 - xxpartypoisonxx (09/25/2012) [-]
I see you like Green Day    
   
   
   
 I like Green Day as well.
I see you like Green Day



I like Green Day as well.
User avatar #22 to #21 - dickbewt (09/26/2012) [-]
No. I don't just like them I'm in LOVE with Green Day. :3 I own every single album (real, and deluxe editions), I'm going to the american idiot broadway show in november, seeing them live next year ( with backstage passes). I DON'T LOVE THEM, I ******* WORSHIP THEM.
User avatar #23 to #22 - xxpartypoisonxx (09/26/2012) [-]
I have all the albums, too... Except !UNOi, I can't afford it...

You are a lucky son of a bitch. They aren't touring where I live so I can't see them.
User avatar #24 to #23 - dickbewt (09/27/2012) [-]
You stay there my friend.
#26 to #25 - xxpartypoisonxx (09/27/2012) [-]
WOOOOOO   
   
LIFESAVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOOOOOO

LIFESAVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #27 to #26 - dickbewt (09/28/2012) [-]
No problem Sir/Madam :D!
#28 to #27 - xxpartypoisonxx (09/28/2012) [-]
Madam :D
Madam :D
User avatar #29 to #28 - dickbewt (09/28/2012) [-]
:D
User avatar #19 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/18/2012) [-]
Thankies fur the friend add ^u^
User avatar #20 to #19 - dickbewt (09/18/2012) [-]
No problem. c:
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User avatar #5 to #4 - dickbewt (09/10/2012) [-]
SHUT UP TONY, YOU HUGE CUNT.
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#11 to #10 - dickbewt (09/10/2012) [-]
I'll tickle your nipples until they bleed.
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User avatar #2 - scarletspider (08/18/2012) [-]
You're awesome.
May you never be struck with boredom.

You're amazing.
I think you're totally dazing.

I love you.
And everyone else should too.
User avatar #3 to #2 - dickbewt (08/18/2012) [-]
Oh thankyou :D
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