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Date Signed Up:6/18/2012
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#5 - The flat-lining thing is bs though. My dad is a medic. We were…  [+] (12 new replies) 07/07/2013 on Death by motivational sign +9
User avatar #6 - metalmind (07/07/2013) [-]
I know how you feel. It upsets me every time I see it.
This is why people think somebody can be revived. If they were truly dead, they would be dead.
#28 - colehaffner (07/08/2013) [-]
uhhh, i flatlined for 28 seconds in an ambulance, but idk what im talkin about, resuscitation is totally a myth
User avatar #7 - dickbewt (07/07/2013) [-]
I also hate it how people think defibrillators are used to bring people back to life. IT'S TO STOP THE HEART, IDIOTS.
User avatar #16 - sirblane (07/08/2013) [-]
You're right, but I wouldn't be mad at people for not knowing, it's not common knowledge. Also, instead of calling everyone an idiot why don't you try explaining calmy what it does and provide them with links to other sources.
#15 - fistoftheaxis (07/08/2013) [-]
Fibrillation is the rapid and nonrhythmic movement of muscle. DEfibrillator brings it DOWN to normal.
#13 - mreggsalad (07/07/2013) [-]
I thought that a defibrillator used electricity to make a heart start beating after it had stopped.
#8 - funmanigro (07/07/2013) [-]
also i hate how people think morphine reduces pain, IT'S TO BRING MORE PAIN, IDIOTS.
User avatar #9 - dickbewt (07/07/2013) [-]
Are you retarded?
#18 - funmanigro (07/08/2013) [-]
MFW 4 thumbs down
User avatar #10 - sladee (07/07/2013) [-]
read what you wrote.
User avatar #11 - dickbewt (07/07/2013) [-]
Yes, mine was a correct statement.
User avatar #12 - sladee (07/07/2013) [-]
well, for ignorants like me and funmanigro that seemed like a mistake.
#183 - That's mine. I'm sorry :[ 07/07/2013 on Not real 0
#155 - It'll just be water / some other harmless liquid in a spray bo… 07/07/2013 on How to be an awesome parent. 0
#17 - I really want to try this, but I've checked in all the shops a… 07/07/2013 on I'll take 50, thanks. 0
#10 - Comment deleted 07/05/2013 on Little brother with a hook... 0
#1 - Is that salt On caramel?  [+] (3 new replies) 07/05/2013 on I'll take 50, thanks. +3
User avatar #5 - ThpiderMan (07/06/2013) [-]
It's one of the most common combinations of flavors. Salty-caramel is fucking dynamite.
#2 - schmettermuschi (07/05/2013) [-]
indeed it is. try it, tastes awesome
User avatar #17 - dickbewt (07/07/2013) [-]
I really want to try this, but I've checked in all the shops around my area, and I can't find any. Can't cook it, as I'm deathly terrified of cooking caramel.
#1 - At first I thought she had 3 boobs. 07/05/2013 on Engineers +5
#23 - I watched 1:15 of the video, and I was crying with tears. It's… 07/05/2013 on Minecraft 0
#2 - I don't think you know what 'gaming' means.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/04/2013 on Ribbed for your gaming... -1
#4 - itslog (07/05/2013) [-]
*shrugs* playing a game?
#4 - My favourite. Om nom nom.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/04/2013 on That's a Truth! +3
#13 - tynerd (07/05/2013) [-]
You like to eat babies? Guess that's cool.
#4 - I don't know why, but I really want to eat it.. 07/04/2013 on Breast implant 0
#454 - Picture 07/04/2013 on Wallpaper 0
#3 - Family of one ************ .  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2013 on When having the Munchies +19
#11 - anonymous (07/04/2013) [-]
"I've got my family...Of me..."
#8 - Ah n.n not familiar with it  [+] (2 new replies) 07/03/2013 on summer ruins everythings -5
User avatar #32 - theturkeyburger (07/04/2013) [-]
Who the fuck, gamer or not doesn't know what hp is?
User avatar #34 - guiguito (07/04/2013) [-]
a shit load of people
you would be surprised
#6 - HP?  [+] (5 new replies) 07/03/2013 on summer ruins everythings -7
#20 - wyattgc (07/03/2013) [-]
#7 - professorrowan (07/03/2013) [-]
hit points, it was a videogame reference
User avatar #8 - dickbewt (07/03/2013) [-]
Ah n.n not familiar with it
User avatar #32 - theturkeyburger (07/04/2013) [-]
Who the fuck, gamer or not doesn't know what hp is?
User avatar #34 - guiguito (07/04/2013) [-]
a shit load of people
you would be surprised
#4 - OP. there's a brilliant thing called ** SHOES! **  [+] (11 new replies) 07/03/2013 on summer ruins everythings +56
#92 - anonymous (07/04/2013) [-]
He ran out of things to put in his ass, so he shoved his shoes in his colon
#80 - makethingsworse (07/04/2013) [-]
You mean FOOT PRISONS?!
#22 - homicidalpickle (07/03/2013) [-]
but shoes aren't dicks
User avatar #10 - huszti (07/03/2013) [-]
i call bullshit.
#5 - professorrowan (07/03/2013) [-]
my HP is so high, I don't need shoes
User avatar #6 - dickbewt (07/03/2013) [-]
HP?
#20 - wyattgc (07/03/2013) [-]
#7 - professorrowan (07/03/2013) [-]
hit points, it was a videogame reference
User avatar #8 - dickbewt (07/03/2013) [-]
Ah n.n not familiar with it
User avatar #32 - theturkeyburger (07/04/2013) [-]
Who the fuck, gamer or not doesn't know what hp is?
User avatar #34 - guiguito (07/04/2013) [-]
a shit load of people
you would be surprised
#2 - Honestly one of the most inspirational videos I have ever seen… 07/03/2013 on Running across Ireland. 0
#9 - Tricks on you, I have a scat fetish. 07/02/2013 on FapRoulette +5
#8 - Or maybe it was the only drink above the drench? 07/02/2013 on TRIPLE KILL!!!!!!!! 0
#8 - We're that turd inside of 4chan's ass. 07/02/2013 on Websites +3
#31 - Saying you're proud to be English, sounds racist. I don't even…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/30/2013 on fuck yea! 0
User avatar #32 - benjamino (06/30/2013) [-]
That's exactly what it is. Our aversion to pride is out of fear of racism. Also look at the patron Saint holidays. Scotland, Wales and Ireland all celebrate them and be happy, most English people don't even know when St. Georges day is.
#229 - stuartkillswitch (07/01/2013) [-]
Scotland here, we never celebrate St. George's day so I don't know where you pulled that from. It's not because it's a strictly English holiday, we love you guys. It's just that... we don't celebrate anything. We are not a festive people. Until new year, that is. Then everyone gets absolutely and irrevocably mad with it.
User avatar #237 - benjamino (07/01/2013) [-]
I meant each country celebrates it's respective saint's holiday.
#243 - stuartkillswitch (07/01/2013) [-]
Ah! We don't really celebrate St. Andrews either hahahahah, we kind of acknowledge it and let it pass by.
#69 - meinneger (07/01/2013) [-]
I'm half Turkish and I fly the St. George flag high above my house, proudly.

So uh.

Yeah.
#57 - "Estonia -Nordic" I'm honestly crying at tha… 06/30/2013 on In another universe. +3
#26 - Well I'm proud to be British, as I'm 1/8th welsh, and I live i…  [+] (8 new replies) 06/30/2013 on fuck yea! +1
User avatar #30 - benjamino (06/30/2013) [-]
I'm English, and all of the things I do are English things. I have Sunday Dinner and Full English Breakfast and Tea but never say I'm proud to be English. No one does.
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User avatar #31 - dickbewt (06/30/2013) [-]
Saying you're proud to be English, sounds racist. I don't even know why.
User avatar #32 - benjamino (06/30/2013) [-]
That's exactly what it is. Our aversion to pride is out of fear of racism. Also look at the patron Saint holidays. Scotland, Wales and Ireland all celebrate them and be happy, most English people don't even know when St. Georges day is.
#229 - stuartkillswitch (07/01/2013) [-]
Scotland here, we never celebrate St. George's day so I don't know where you pulled that from. It's not because it's a strictly English holiday, we love you guys. It's just that... we don't celebrate anything. We are not a festive people. Until new year, that is. Then everyone gets absolutely and irrevocably mad with it.
User avatar #237 - benjamino (07/01/2013) [-]
I meant each country celebrates it's respective saint's holiday.
#243 - stuartkillswitch (07/01/2013) [-]
Ah! We don't really celebrate St. Andrews either hahahahah, we kind of acknowledge it and let it pass by.
#69 - meinneger (07/01/2013) [-]
I'm half Turkish and I fly the St. George flag high above my house, proudly.

So uh.

Yeah.
#358 - Picture 06/28/2013 on Loki's Kids. +2
#353 - **dickbewt rolls 695**  [+] (2 new replies) 06/28/2013 on Loki's Kids. +1
User avatar #357 - lejimmies (06/28/2013) [-]
lol that is my friend's profile picture :3
#358 - dickbewt (06/28/2013) [-]
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#39 - ninjabacon (12/16/2012) [-]
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#21 - xxpartypoisonxx (09/25/2012) [-]
I see you like Green Day    
   
   
   
 I like Green Day as well.
I see you like Green Day



I like Green Day as well.
User avatar #22 to #21 - dickbewt (09/26/2012) [-]
No. I don't just like them I'm in LOVE with Green Day. :3 I own every single album (real, and deluxe editions), I'm going to the american idiot broadway show in november, seeing them live next year ( with backstage passes). I DON'T LOVE THEM, I ******* WORSHIP THEM.
User avatar #23 to #22 - xxpartypoisonxx (09/26/2012) [-]
I have all the albums, too... Except !UNOi, I can't afford it...

You are a lucky son of a bitch. They aren't touring where I live so I can't see them.
User avatar #24 to #23 - dickbewt (09/27/2012) [-]
You stay there my friend.
#26 to #25 - xxpartypoisonxx (09/27/2012) [-]
WOOOOOO   
   
LIFESAVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOOOOOO

LIFESAVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #27 to #26 - dickbewt (09/28/2012) [-]
No problem Sir/Madam :D!
#28 to #27 - xxpartypoisonxx (09/28/2012) [-]
Madam :D
Madam :D
User avatar #29 to #28 - dickbewt (09/28/2012) [-]
:D
User avatar #19 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/18/2012) [-]
Thankies fur the friend add ^u^
User avatar #20 to #19 - dickbewt (09/18/2012) [-]
No problem. c:
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User avatar #5 to #4 - dickbewt (09/10/2012) [-]
SHUT UP TONY, YOU HUGE CUNT.
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#11 to #10 - dickbewt (09/10/2012) [-]
I'll tickle your nipples until they bleed.
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User avatar #2 - scarletspider (08/18/2012) [-]
You're awesome.
May you never be struck with boredom.

You're amazing.
I think you're totally dazing.

I love you.
And everyone else should too.
User avatar #3 to #2 - dickbewt (08/18/2012) [-]
Oh thankyou :D
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