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#2 - That'd be ******* delicious. 07/12/2013 on Some men... 0
#4 - Failscape thread? Failscape thread.  [+] (13 new replies) 07/12/2013 on Why have you forgotten... +3
User avatar #26 - hor (07/13/2013) [-]
And that's it. I think.
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#20 - hor (07/13/2013) [-]
Does this count?
#19 - hor (07/13/2013) [-]
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#17 - hor (07/13/2013) [-]
#6 - axb (07/12/2013) [-]
Um, I think they're called "Fuckscapes"...
#8 - dickbewt (07/12/2013) [-]
User avatar #7 - dickbewt (07/12/2013) [-]
They're called failscapes, fuckscapes, and plenty of other names
#11 - Picture 07/12/2013 on nostalgia +2
#60 - I could eat all that food right now holy **** . 07/11/2013 on Biggest -1
#26 - I've already got one thanks. 07/11/2013 on Brock 0
#16 - Your name is damn true.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2013 on It burns when I pee +2
User avatar #31 - psykobear (07/11/2013) [-]
#465 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2013 on Death to belibers 0
User avatar #492 - mightypower (07/13/2013) [-]
Deadly,. thanks for the gif
haha cool, i got my ticket signed by them and I got a few photos with them
#93 - He signed my arm, and drew a dick on my chest. 07/11/2013 on Death to belibers 0
#63 - I remember in February, I went to go see Asking Alexandria wit…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/11/2013 on Death to belibers +2
User avatar #87 - mightypower (07/11/2013) [-]
Dude, same shit happened to me with AA and MIW! I was at their concert in January and in the after party i was talking to Chris, he is a really nice guy!
#465 - dickbewt (07/11/2013) [-]
User avatar #492 - mightypower (07/13/2013) [-]
Deadly,. thanks for the gif
haha cool, i got my ticket signed by them and I got a few photos with them
User avatar #93 - dickbewt (07/11/2013) [-]
He signed my arm, and drew a dick on my chest.
#54 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 07/11/2013 on This is why the chicken... +5
User avatar #57 - appleboom (07/11/2013) [-]
3 states only, and it's for an at least decent reason.
#56 - pikininja (07/11/2013) [-]
Whether this is real or not, it's impossible to enforce.
#3 - I ******* LOVE Resident evil. 07/10/2013 on When you needed the Pesetas +1
#1 - "This is the single most profound thing i have ever heard… 07/10/2013 on Teachers Aren't All Bad +2
#140 - I met you at download, ********* . 07/10/2013 on Well fuck 0
#139 - Nothing can find you? 100 Auchinleck close, Driffield. 07/10/2013 on Well fuck 0
#108 - Never thought I'd see Josh on funnyjunk...  [+] (16 new replies) 07/10/2013 on Well fuck +1
User avatar #113 - trigder (07/10/2013) [-]
How do you know my name? O.O
User avatar #140 - dickbewt (07/10/2013) [-]
I met you at download, fuckstick.
User avatar #123 - raigen (07/10/2013) [-]
We know, Josh.... We all know...Josh, it's time to wake up, the Matrix has you...
User avatar #125 - trigder (07/10/2013) [-]
throwing my phone out the window and unplugging the phoneline... you'll never find me...
User avatar #139 - dickbewt (07/10/2013) [-]
Nothing can find you?
100 Auchinleck close, Driffield.
#135 - vincethenarwhalman (07/10/2013) [-]
Nothing can save you now, Josh. We're already coming.
User avatar #143 - trigder (07/10/2013) [-]
ok seriously who the fuck are you guys?! im getting scared now
#144 - vincethenarwhalman (07/11/2013) [-]
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We're everything you thought you knew.
We're the dark shadow in the corner of your room.
We're the light that protects you from cold.
We're the atoms that make you grow old.
WE ARE TIME
WE ARE
EVERYTHING
User avatar #145 - trigder (07/11/2013) [-]
STOP FOLLOWING ME! SCREW THIS YOU CANT CATCH ME IF IM DEAD!
User avatar #146 - vincethenarwhalman (07/11/2013) [-]
but what if
we were ghosts
all along
User avatar #147 - trigder (07/11/2013) [-]
2spooky4me
#148 - vincethenarwhalman (07/11/2013) [-]
don't look behind you josh
it'll be to much for your tiny
little
heart
User avatar #149 - trigder (07/11/2013) [-]
i am now shut in my room and im not leaving untill you reveal yourself
User avatar #150 - vincethenarwhalman (07/11/2013) [-]
you shouldn't have done that
now you can't leave
User avatar #151 - trigder (07/11/2013) [-]
But they cant get in
User avatar #152 - vincethenarwhalman (07/11/2013) [-]
sorry josh
look around before you do things
remember us being....DEAD?
#44 - I loved both 6 + 5. We haven't played Revelations yet. :[  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2013 on 3ds 0
User avatar #58 - navadae (07/08/2013) [-]
its worth it, when you can.. and the online isnt too bad either
#18 - The video for Walk by Foo Fighters. 07/08/2013 on Dave Grohl -1
#24 - I respect your opinion, but I loved the co-op. I was sick of o…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2013 on 3ds +1
User avatar #27 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/08/2013) [-]
co-op can be fun and all but to me in a game like Resident Evil, the whole survival horror thing more than one person just ruined the whole game.

Dead Island is a grate game playing though by myself but with other people it's fucking boring as shit there is no aspect of survival or horror for me when there is other players.

and with RE 5 and 6 they have both been nothing but massive disappointments for me being you have to play with someone else just ruins the whole feel of the game for me.
#132 - I have one above my butt. Aside from that, I have between my b… 07/08/2013 on Birthmarks +1
#130 - I want pics. 07/08/2013 on Birthmarks 0
#13 - Am I one of the only people who like the new resident evil Vid…  [+] (11 new replies) 07/08/2013 on 3ds +6
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#94 - mrdrpage (07/09/2013) [-]
5 was the first one I played. Didn't get into it. Never put more than an hour into it.

I went in expecting zombies. Came out disappointed by tentacle faces.
User avatar #60 - trailoftears (07/08/2013) [-]
They're good.

Everyone bitching about them just can't get over the fact that it simply can't be the same as RE 1-3. When played Co-Op they're decent in their own right.
User avatar #43 - navadae (07/08/2013) [-]
6 was okay... 5 was pretty good but not the best.. REvelations i loved (first time playing for me was when it came out on the PC)
User avatar #44 - dickbewt (07/08/2013) [-]
I loved both 6 + 5. We haven't played Revelations yet. :[
User avatar #58 - navadae (07/08/2013) [-]
its worth it, when you can.. and the online isnt too bad either
User avatar #29 - thisismyhandle (07/08/2013) [-]
I liked 5, but I couldn't stand 6 at all. I'm not sure why, but I was sick of it by the end of the demo.
User avatar #28 - sexypandas (07/08/2013) [-]
duuuude playing RE5 with the sharpshooter on ps3 is awesome...
User avatar #21 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/08/2013) [-]
both 5 and 6 are (to me anyway) the worst Resident Evil games I ever played. I hate all that stupid co-op shit.
User avatar #24 - dickbewt (07/08/2013) [-]
I respect your opinion, but I loved the co-op. I was sick of only one of us playing. We play almost anything multiplayer, and we've completed : Little Big Planet, Ressie 5+6, Left for dead 1+2, Motorstorm, and guitar hero - Warriors of rock.
User avatar #27 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/08/2013) [-]
co-op can be fun and all but to me in a game like Resident Evil, the whole survival horror thing more than one person just ruined the whole game.

Dead Island is a grate game playing though by myself but with other people it's fucking boring as shit there is no aspect of survival or horror for me when there is other players.

and with RE 5 and 6 they have both been nothing but massive disappointments for me being you have to play with someone else just ruins the whole feel of the game for me.
#77 - Picture 07/08/2013 on Post your strangest gif here 0
#11 - Yes, mine was a correct statement.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/07/2013 on Death by motivational sign 0
User avatar #12 - sladee (07/07/2013) [-]
well, for ignorants like me and funmanigro that seemed like a mistake.
#9 - Are you retarded?  [+] (4 new replies) 07/07/2013 on Death by motivational sign 0
#18 - funmanigro (07/08/2013) [-]
MFW 4 thumbs down
User avatar #10 - sladee (07/07/2013) [-]
read what you wrote.
User avatar #11 - dickbewt (07/07/2013) [-]
Yes, mine was a correct statement.
User avatar #12 - sladee (07/07/2013) [-]
well, for ignorants like me and funmanigro that seemed like a mistake.
#7 - I also hate it how people think defibrillators are used to bri…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/07/2013 on Death by motivational sign -5
User avatar #16 - sirblane (07/08/2013) [-]
You're right, but I wouldn't be mad at people for not knowing, it's not common knowledge. Also, instead of calling everyone an idiot why don't you try explaining calmy what it does and provide them with links to other sources.
#15 - fistoftheaxis (07/08/2013) [-]
Fibrillation is the rapid and nonrhythmic movement of muscle. DEfibrillator brings it DOWN to normal.
#13 - mreggsalad (07/07/2013) [-]
I thought that a defibrillator used electricity to make a heart start beating after it had stopped.
#8 - funmanigro (07/07/2013) [-]
also i hate how people think morphine reduces pain, IT'S TO BRING MORE PAIN, IDIOTS.
User avatar #9 - dickbewt (07/07/2013) [-]
Are you retarded?
#18 - funmanigro (07/08/2013) [-]
MFW 4 thumbs down
User avatar #10 - sladee (07/07/2013) [-]
read what you wrote.
User avatar #11 - dickbewt (07/07/2013) [-]
Yes, mine was a correct statement.
User avatar #12 - sladee (07/07/2013) [-]
well, for ignorants like me and funmanigro that seemed like a mistake.
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#39 - ninjabacon (12/16/2012) [-]
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#21 - xxpartypoisonxx (09/25/2012) [-]
I see you like Green Day    
   
   
   
 I like Green Day as well.
I see you like Green Day



I like Green Day as well.
User avatar #22 to #21 - dickbewt (09/26/2012) [-]
No. I don't just like them I'm in LOVE with Green Day. :3 I own every single album (real, and deluxe editions), I'm going to the american idiot broadway show in november, seeing them live next year ( with backstage passes). I DON'T LOVE THEM, I ******* WORSHIP THEM.
User avatar #23 to #22 - xxpartypoisonxx (09/26/2012) [-]
I have all the albums, too... Except !UNOi, I can't afford it...

You are a lucky son of a bitch. They aren't touring where I live so I can't see them.
User avatar #24 to #23 - dickbewt (09/27/2012) [-]
You stay there my friend.
#26 to #25 - xxpartypoisonxx (09/27/2012) [-]
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User avatar #27 to #26 - dickbewt (09/28/2012) [-]
No problem Sir/Madam :D!
#28 to #27 - xxpartypoisonxx (09/28/2012) [-]
Madam :D
Madam :D
User avatar #29 to #28 - dickbewt (09/28/2012) [-]
:D
User avatar #19 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/18/2012) [-]
Thankies fur the friend add ^u^
User avatar #20 to #19 - dickbewt (09/18/2012) [-]
No problem. c:
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User avatar #5 to #4 - dickbewt (09/10/2012) [-]
SHUT UP TONY, YOU HUGE CUNT.
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#11 to #10 - dickbewt (09/10/2012) [-]
I'll tickle your nipples until they bleed.
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User avatar #2 - scarletspider (08/18/2012) [-]
You're awesome.
May you never be struck with boredom.

You're amazing.
I think you're totally dazing.

I love you.
And everyone else should too.
User avatar #3 to #2 - dickbewt (08/18/2012) [-]
Oh thankyou :D
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