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#16 - I know sloth's are the new fad, but I've always loved those ad… 02/26/2013 on meownopoly 0
#5 - :c 02/26/2013 on And one mouse +2
#3 - He's not useless! That motherfucker is masculine enough no…  [+] (16 new replies) 02/26/2013 on And one mouse +52
User avatar #53 - HOLYCARP (02/27/2013) [-]
The rat is infected with Toxo-plasma gondii, a parasite that makes the rat attracted to the cat, in the hat. You should hit that rat with a bat, and then hit your cat. Toxo-plasma gondii can infect humans as well, which will change the host humans psychology and may lead to suicide in rare cases.
User avatar #4 - blackcomet (02/26/2013) [-]
That's to retarded for me to laugh.
#8 - iwishiwasfunny (02/26/2013) [-]
Your Grammar is retarded enough to make me laugh.
User avatar #12 - zyvac (02/26/2013) [-]
Why did you capitalize "Grammar"?
#45 - deezknuts (02/27/2013) [-]
BECAUSE GRAMMAR IS IMPORTANT
#13 - iwishiwasfunny (02/26/2013) [-]
I HAVE DISHONORED MY FAMIRY!
#24 - varrlegrimscythe (02/27/2013) [-]
*family
#48 - deezknuts (02/27/2013) [-]
dark matter < your comment
#47 - deezknuts has deleted their comment.
#25 - iwishiwasfunny (02/27/2013) [-]
Well that joke just flew right over your head.
User avatar #26 - varrlegrimscythe (02/27/2013) [-]
Nope, just felt like being a dick.
#27 - iwishiwasfunny (02/27/2013) [-]
Well.. i don't even have a relevant reaction image to reply with.
So as a.. Just have some turk
#28 - iwishiwasfunny (02/27/2013) [-]
#29 - iwishiwasfunny (02/27/2013) [-]
#30 - iwishiwasfunny (02/27/2013) [-]
User avatar #5 - dickbewt (02/26/2013) [-]
:c
#2 - I see you've finally become blood-kin. 02/25/2013 on How i feel in pools +4
#5 - Obvious samefag is obvious.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/25/2013 on Huh... +51
#9 - taxation (02/26/2013) [-]
It's dangerous to call out samefags alone.
Here, take this!
#17 - winslet (02/26/2013) [-]
#930 - WHAT A WONDERFUL PHRASE. 02/25/2013 on Japanese Names +1
#929 - Chisimofu ^-^ 02/25/2013 on Japanese Names 0
#16 - In all honesty, I want to believe there's more to the earth th…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/24/2013 on Well fuck.... +11
#25 - N. Korean citizen (02/24/2013) [-]
“The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents... some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new Dark Age.”
― H.P. Lovecraft, The Call Of Cthulhu

god that's such an awesome quote
#40 - hycind (02/25/2013) [-]
Fuck yes, Lovecraft is awesome.
User avatar #19 - ljxjlos (02/24/2013) [-]
Who wouldn´t want to? I hate People that try to take away the Believe in thinks like that, by telling you to "grow up", etc...It´s pretty sad, I think.
#24 - N. Korean citizen (02/24/2013) [-]
life itself is already a miracle. expecting there to be something "more" to life is fun. but not going to happen.
User avatar #36 - meltdownlol (02/25/2013) [-]
but all myths have there truths and we haven't even began to know all creatures on this planet
#24 - That's my most favourite picture, EVER. HE'S SO CUTE. 02/24/2013 on Riding sloths 0
#1 - I'm not a fan of Nickelback myself, but Christ guys, why are y…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/24/2013 on Rock Band: Nickelback +14
User avatar #15 - superunclesam (02/25/2013) [-]
Because they are a mediocre band that has been so over played that whenever I hear them I want to shoot myself. Not the bands fault I suppose, they don't cram themselves down my throat. Every fucking day while i was working man, a nickelback song would be playing over the radio. I used to work 6 days a week. 6 fucking days a week and I must have heard at least 4 of their songs a day.
#8 - thepyras (02/25/2013) [-]
Because the internet told them to be.
User avatar #3 - absurdpotato (02/25/2013) [-]
Just a thought here, but I'd have to guess it's because they suck.
#7 - theaflackduck (02/25/2013) [-]
It's just the frontman's voice IMO. Nice profile pic by the way.
#4 - N. Korean citizen (02/25/2013) [-]
Honestly, not that much. Photograph and How you remind me are actually pretty decent.
#3 - Green Day, and Ostrich's. This man is so baddass.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/24/2013 on Riding sloths 0
#4 - thebaronator (02/24/2013) [-]
>Billie Joe on a llama

>closeenough.jpg
User avatar #24 - dickbewt (02/24/2013) [-]
That's my most favourite picture, EVER.
HE'S SO CUTE.
#13 - Brocolli Broback Brobama Brocake Bromin stake … 02/24/2013 on There's always one 0
#68 - MFW when Fall Out boy are mentioned.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/24/2013 on Vegan +26
User avatar #358 - fukkendragonite (02/24/2013) [-]
Your face should be an embarrassed one.
#384 - beeradthelaw (02/24/2013) [-]
#27 - 14 :P 02/24/2013 on Glass snowboard 0
#23 - I like Bing.. But I seriously dislike IE.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/22/2013 on Who even uses these? 0
#26 - sammygman (02/22/2013) [-]
agreed. The rewards program is actually awesome
#105 - I prefer this one by far! More blues c: 02/22/2013 on New iphone case 0
#97 - Not hating either. Got that as a background sir?  [+] (2 new replies) 02/22/2013 on New iphone case 0
#104 - ojw (02/22/2013) [-]
not quite as colorful, but higher resolution! sorry i coudn't be of more help :P
User avatar #105 - dickbewt (02/22/2013) [-]
I prefer this one by far! More blues c:
#4 - A lot of people mentioned you, I wanted too also <3 02/22/2013 on Children Feels 0
#10 - Bro, like 5 years too young for Uni :P  [+] (2 new replies) 02/22/2013 on Glass snowboard 0
User avatar #15 - drfrizz (02/22/2013) [-]
how old are you like 13? yeah no doubt your too poor to go abroad. theres a dry ski slope in halifax though if thats anywhere close to you, and its like a tenner a pop, or 7 quid if your a kid
User avatar #27 - dickbewt (02/24/2013) [-]
14 :P
#9 - Really wanna go to XScape, but it's expensive, and like 2 hour… 02/22/2013 on Glass snowboard 0
#5 - Scill 02/22/2013 on It saddens me 0
#2 - Scilla  [+] (2 new replies) 02/22/2013 on Children Feels 0
User avatar #3 - scilla (02/22/2013) [-]
yes?
User avatar #4 - dickbewt (02/22/2013) [-]
A lot of people mentioned you, I wanted too also <3
#11 - Scilla 02/22/2013 on Its my birthday! 0
#4 - Scilla 02/22/2013 on That's a Lot of Love 0
#2 - I really want that, but where the eye moves slowly to each hou… 02/22/2013 on eye clock 0
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User avatar #40 - wallacewells ONLINE (01/02/2013) [-]
So, your name is Troy, huh? And you're a brony, huh? Did I just find one of Gobby's Glorious faggots on FJ, huh?!

if not, that's fine, because you're still a brony named Troy and those are the best kind
User avatar #41 to #40 - dickbewt (01/02/2013) [-]
Yes my name is Troy.
Yes I am a brony.
No, you did not :c I'm sorry sir!
Aaaw :3 thankyou!
#42 to #41 - wallacewells ONLINE (01/02/2013) [-]
Damn, that's still awesome though. I'll leave you alone for now, I'm sure you've had enough of me for one day ^^   
   
See y'all later!
Damn, that's still awesome though. I'll leave you alone for now, I'm sure you've had enough of me for one day ^^

See y'all later!
#43 to #42 - dickbewt (01/02/2013) [-]
SIR, NO D: YOU SEEM MAGNIFICENT.
User avatar #46 to #43 - wallacewells ONLINE (01/02/2013) [-]
Woah woah, your image didn't load until just now... Scott Pilgrim...

Did you notice my username? :D
User avatar #47 to #46 - dickbewt (01/02/2013) [-]
Yes :'D
#48 to #47 - wallacewells ONLINE (01/02/2013) [-]
Love the books though, movie is one of my favorites as well, and the game. :D
User avatar #49 to #48 - dickbewt (01/02/2013) [-]
OH MY JESUS :D
I've only seen the film and played the game :[ never read the books!
User avatar #50 to #49 - wallacewells ONLINE (01/02/2013) [-]
I'll scan each and every page for you if I have to :D
User avatar #51 to #50 - dickbewt (01/02/2013) [-]
SIR, YOU'RE AMAZING. I LOVE YOU.
#44 to #43 - wallacewells ONLINE (01/02/2013) [-]
AS DO YOU, BUT IT IS MY JOB NOT TO BOTHER. BROWSE THAT FRONT PAGE MY BOY, BROWSE.
User avatar #52 to #44 - dickbewt (01/05/2013) [-]
I still love you Wallace c: <3
User avatar #53 to #52 - wallacewells ONLINE (01/05/2013) [-]
:D <3
User avatar #54 to #53 - dickbewt (01/05/2013) [-]
:D But seriously dude / lady, you're awesome!
User avatar #55 to #54 - wallacewells ONLINE (01/05/2013) [-]
I'm a dude, and thank you, your existence pleases me as well. c:
User avatar #56 to #55 - dickbewt (01/05/2013) [-]
Awh :3
We should become friends IRL.
User avatar #58 to #56 - wallacewells ONLINE (01/05/2013) [-]
Kidding about the last one. Semi-kiddin' about the second.
User avatar #57 to #56 - wallacewells ONLINE (01/05/2013) [-]
What country do you reside within?

And how old are you?

What's your address?
User avatar #59 to #57 - dickbewt (01/05/2013) [-]
Haha xD
I live in England
I'm 14
39 Nigger road
User avatar #60 to #59 - wallacewells ONLINE (01/05/2013) [-]
I'm from Ramonaland ('Murrica)
I'm 15
41 Ch'nerd Lane
I'll swim across that damn pond, man. :D
User avatar #62 to #60 - dickbewt (01/05/2013) [-]
WALLACE?
COME BACK D: I MISS YOU.
User avatar #64 to #62 - wallacewells ONLINE (01/06/2013) [-]
Sorry bubby :D
User avatar #61 to #60 - dickbewt (01/05/2013) [-]
Fuckyeah :D
But seriously, you got facebook?
You should add me.
User avatar #63 to #61 - wallacewells ONLINE (01/06/2013) [-]
Well shit, sorry, I passed out right after. But yeah, I've got a facebook

www.facebook.com/Ph3nom910?fref=ts

My profile pictures are very strange
User avatar #65 to #63 - dickbewt (01/06/2013) [-]
SIR, YOU ARE MAGNIFICENT.
User avatar #45 to #44 - dickbewt (01/02/2013) [-]
OKAY SIR!
#39 - ninjabacon (12/16/2012) [-]
I saw...We all saw... That comment
I saw...We all saw... That comment
User avatar #30 - tinkletoes (10/13/2012) [-]
Are you troy peters?

Someone by that name added me on facebook and their url is dickbut
User avatar #31 to #30 - dickbewt (10/13/2012) [-]
Yes, Yes I am.
User avatar #32 to #31 - tinkletoes (10/13/2012) [-]
Okay c: Just making sure. And you can delete my comment if you don't want people stalking you. I was too lazy to message you
User avatar #33 to #32 - dickbewt (10/13/2012) [-]
I don't give a shit :P
#21 - xxpartypoisonxx (09/25/2012) [-]
I see you like Green Day    
   
   
   
 I like Green Day as well.
I see you like Green Day



I like Green Day as well.
User avatar #22 to #21 - dickbewt (09/26/2012) [-]
No. I don't just like them I'm in LOVE with Green Day. :3 I own every single album (real, and deluxe editions), I'm going to the american idiot broadway show in november, seeing them live next year ( with backstage passes). I DON'T LOVE THEM, I FUCKING WORSHIP THEM.
User avatar #23 to #22 - xxpartypoisonxx (09/26/2012) [-]
I have all the albums, too... Except !UNOi, I can't afford it...

You are a lucky son of a bitch. They aren't touring where I live so I can't see them.
User avatar #24 to #23 - dickbewt (09/27/2012) [-]
You stay there my friend.
#26 to #25 - xxpartypoisonxx (09/27/2012) [-]
WOOOOOO   
   
LIFESAVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOOOOOO

LIFESAVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #27 to #26 - dickbewt (09/28/2012) [-]
No problem Sir/Madam :D!
#28 to #27 - xxpartypoisonxx (09/28/2012) [-]
Madam :D
Madam :D
User avatar #29 to #28 - dickbewt (09/28/2012) [-]
:D
User avatar #19 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/18/2012) [-]
Thankies fur the friend add ^u^
User avatar #20 to #19 - dickbewt (09/18/2012) [-]
No problem. c:
User avatar #4 - excallibur **User deleted account** (09/10/2012) [-]
nigga dont got gay ore :U
User avatar #5 to #4 - dickbewt (09/10/2012) [-]
SHUT UP TONY, YOU HUGE CUNT.
#6 to #5 - excallibur **User deleted account** (09/10/2012) [-]
mfw scandinavian master race have gay ore and britfags dont
#10 to #9 - excallibur **User deleted account** (09/10/2012) [-]
#11 to #10 - dickbewt (09/10/2012) [-]
I'll tickle your nipples until they bleed.
#12 to #11 - excallibur **User deleted account** (09/10/2012) [-]
thats quite OUTRAGEOUS
#14 to #13 - excallibur **User deleted account** (09/10/2012) [-]
meh...
#16 to #15 - excallibur **User deleted account** (09/10/2012) [-]
#18 to #17 - excallibur **User deleted account** (09/10/2012) [-]
User avatar #2 - scarletspider (08/18/2012) [-]
You're awesome.
May you never be struck with boredom.

You're amazing.
I think you're totally dazing.

I love you.
And everyone else should too.
User avatar #3 to #2 - dickbewt (08/18/2012) [-]
Oh thankyou :D
User avatar #1 - ssjkirby (07/20/2012) [-]
Hello Troy.
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