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#19 - I don't care how many Americunts say Candy Corn is bad, I wann…  [+] (18 new replies) 09/11/2013 on Halloween +4
User avatar #68 - lordscooby (09/12/2013) [-]
candy corn is the shit, sir. i mean, its awesome as shit
User avatar #64 - curtkobain (09/12/2013) [-]
Thanks for giving me two reasons not to go to England during the holidays. No candy corn or pumpkin pie? Blasphemy.


Just buy some on like amazon. And enjoy it.
User avatar #61 - fitchy (09/12/2013) [-]
you.... you've never had twinkies or pumpkin pie? ....candy corn is kinda weird but...the others?? ...you poor fucker
User avatar #52 - handsomelegend (09/12/2013) [-]
It's not bad... It's just not the greatest.
#50 - ironsliver (09/12/2013) [-]
You poor poor bastard! I will see if I can help. I mean You do have pumpkins over there? Pumpkin pie is the easiest pie to make from scratch. Here is a really basic recipe for the pie that even tells you how to prepare the raw pumpkin for the pie. allrecipes.com/recipe/homemade-fresh-pumpkin-pie/

As for the candy corn. I don't know what to say eccept you really are missing out on a part of life! Especially when you mix the candy corn with honey roasted or salt roasted peanuts.
User avatar #77 - dickbewt (09/12/2013) [-]
Yes we have pumpkin
User avatar #46 - ehzio (09/11/2013) [-]
Good lord! England doesn't have pumpkin pie? You're missing out on something special my english friend. Pumpkin pie is 10/10 goodness
#41 - Snowplows (09/11/2013) [-]
Candy corn has the texture of wax and tastes kind of like vanilla and honey mixed together. It seems like people will either really like it or hate it. I personally fucking love it. If you do buy some, buy the ones with the pumpkins, they taste the best.
User avatar #71 - Nameloc (09/12/2013) [-]
The outside is the texture closest to wax.
The inside is soft and purely amazing.
#36 - palindromia (09/11/2013) [-]
youre really missing out my friend. have you ever had pecan pie?
User avatar #78 - dickbewt (09/12/2013) [-]
No :C
#79 - palindromia (09/12/2013) [-]
its the bacon version of pie.
#34 - anonymous (09/11/2013) [-]
Oh my God. You've never had pumpkin pie? It's my favorite food. I have pumpkin pie instead of cake on my birthday, I love it so much. But when you do try it, make sure you have cool whip with it. Makes it infinitely better.
User avatar #33 - sixfivefourtwoone (09/11/2013) [-]
Candy Corn isn't bad, it's just something you can't keep eating. You eat a piece, you think it's great, you eat a few more, you feel sick.
User avatar #29 - rerinnsk (09/11/2013) [-]
I like candy corn as well. Its just that when you eat it...you eat a couple of pieces and you're done. Its not a bag a candy you'd wanna eat in one sitting.
User avatar #31 - rerinnsk (09/11/2013) [-]
of*
#28 - badasszilla (09/11/2013) [-]
You inspire me to strive for greatness.
User avatar #23 - grantika (09/11/2013) [-]
I lke candy corn.
#29 - Inset : The easy way.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/11/2013 on Only in Canada 0
#44 - joshlol (09/11/2013) [-]
>Not just pressing the magic button that locks the doors
User avatar #53 - baaltomekk (09/11/2013) [-]
you could go with the assumption that these cars don't have a "magic button" when they use the key to lock it
User avatar #133 - luvtokill (09/11/2013) [-]
I've honestly never met ANYONE that locks a car door from the outside like that.
#27 - 1. Open the door. 2. Gtfo 3. Stick key into the lock. …  [+] (5 new replies) 09/11/2013 on Only in Canada +3
User avatar #28 - luvtokill (09/11/2013) [-]
Or do it the easy way.
#29 - dickbewt (09/11/2013) [-]
Inset :
The easy way.
#44 - joshlol (09/11/2013) [-]
>Not just pressing the magic button that locks the doors
User avatar #53 - baaltomekk (09/11/2013) [-]
you could go with the assumption that these cars don't have a "magic button" when they use the key to lock it
User avatar #133 - luvtokill (09/11/2013) [-]
I've honestly never met ANYONE that locks a car door from the outside like that.
#24 - I've NEVER heard of anybody locking the car when they're inside.  [+] (8 new replies) 09/11/2013 on Only in Canada +1
#25 - luvtokill (09/11/2013) [-]
>Open door
>Press the lock thing (as seen in picture) down
>Close door
Door is locked.
Why do you need to put the key into the door after getting out of the car? Causes too much work.
#73 - darshian (09/11/2013) [-]
Then you remember you forgot to take the keys out of the ignition and now you're locked out of your car with the only set of keys sat in the ignition... just dangling there... laughing at you
#27 - dickbewt (09/11/2013) [-]
1. Open the door.
2. Gtfo
3. Stick key into the lock.
4. Fucking lock it.
User avatar #28 - luvtokill (09/11/2013) [-]
Or do it the easy way.
#29 - dickbewt (09/11/2013) [-]
Inset :
The easy way.
#44 - joshlol (09/11/2013) [-]
>Not just pressing the magic button that locks the doors
User avatar #53 - baaltomekk (09/11/2013) [-]
you could go with the assumption that these cars don't have a "magic button" when they use the key to lock it
User avatar #133 - luvtokill (09/11/2013) [-]
I've honestly never met ANYONE that locks a car door from the outside like that.
#22 - I don't know Maybe to lock it?  [+] (10 new replies) 09/11/2013 on Only in Canada 0
User avatar #23 - luvtokill (09/11/2013) [-]
Don't most people, you know, lock the car from the inside? After opening the door, of course.
User avatar #24 - dickbewt (09/11/2013) [-]
I've NEVER heard of anybody locking the car when they're inside.
#25 - luvtokill (09/11/2013) [-]
>Open door
>Press the lock thing (as seen in picture) down
>Close door
Door is locked.
Why do you need to put the key into the door after getting out of the car? Causes too much work.
#73 - darshian (09/11/2013) [-]
Then you remember you forgot to take the keys out of the ignition and now you're locked out of your car with the only set of keys sat in the ignition... just dangling there... laughing at you
#27 - dickbewt (09/11/2013) [-]
1. Open the door.
2. Gtfo
3. Stick key into the lock.
4. Fucking lock it.
User avatar #28 - luvtokill (09/11/2013) [-]
Or do it the easy way.
#29 - dickbewt (09/11/2013) [-]
Inset :
The easy way.
#44 - joshlol (09/11/2013) [-]
>Not just pressing the magic button that locks the doors
User avatar #53 - baaltomekk (09/11/2013) [-]
you could go with the assumption that these cars don't have a "magic button" when they use the key to lock it
User avatar #133 - luvtokill (09/11/2013) [-]
I've honestly never met ANYONE that locks a car door from the outside like that.
#22 - Picture 09/10/2013 on Doritos 0
#26 - Comment deleted 09/08/2013 on Hydrophobic Clothing -25
#7 - This doge shit really isn't funny. It's forced as fuck, and yo…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/08/2013 on Such title -21
#80 - bubblecakes (09/09/2013) [-]
User avatar #64 - mondominiman (09/09/2013) [-]
shut the fuck up moon moon
#60 - resbiansrock (09/09/2013) [-]
User avatar #29 - thepandaking (09/09/2013) [-]
please don't turn this into every other thing on the internet, it's pretty darn silly and light hearted, why do you feel the need to hate this? Let's all just enjoy something for once.
User avatar #25 - zzforrest (09/09/2013) [-]
+1 thumbs for not going anon
-1 thumbs for being stupid
+1 thumbs for picture
-1 thumbs for low insult
Which way should I vote.
User avatar #44 - zionsype (09/09/2013) [-]
-80 thumbs for not liking doge
#24 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 09/08/2013 on Hydrophobic Clothing -37
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#25 - anonymous (09/08/2013) [-]
It''s just trapped in a dip. If it was moved, it would come right off.
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#57 - DON'T YOU BRING NORMAN INTO THIS YOU FUCK. 09/08/2013 on Bone Cancer 0
#5 - Looks like an Italian Michael Cera 09/07/2013 on The Real Housewives of Fat... +1
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#100 - Oui, c'est Lauren Iveson. 08/30/2013 on MEHICO 0
#98 - YO LAUREN.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/30/2013 on MEHICO 0
#99 - pineapplepeople (08/30/2013) [-]
No, Mr. lauren no es here.
User avatar #100 - dickbewt (08/30/2013) [-]
Oui, c'est Lauren Iveson.
#51 - Hi Lauren. 08/30/2013 on pineapplepeople's profile 0
#1 - That happened to me once playing a double bass. No fucking ide… 08/28/2013 on Well fuck 0
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#157 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 08/28/2013 on Interesting gif +1
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#3 - I fucking LOVE Gorillaz. Playing this song on bass right now. 08/27/2013 on Feel good inc. 0
#1 - Summer is always bollocks here in the UK. I prefer winter by far. 08/21/2013 on UK's Going on a Summer Holiday +1
#41 - Fucking hell man. I hope you're doing alright. Although I may …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/21/2013 on Help +6
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#18 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 08/21/2013 on The evolution of windows +4
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#29 - No problem man! 08/21/2013 on check the description 0
#27 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 08/21/2013 on check the description 0
User avatar #28 - syntheticdoll (08/21/2013) [-]
Thank you, I will definitely try it.
User avatar #29 - dickbewt (08/21/2013) [-]
No problem man!
#298 - 'Murica. Are you being serious?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/21/2013 on Name a country without an... 0
User avatar #315 - XbloodwolfX (08/21/2013) [-]
'Muricuh!
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#39 - ninjabacon (12/16/2012) [-]
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#21 - xxpartypoisonxx (09/25/2012) [-]
I see you like Green Day    
   
   
   
 I like Green Day as well.
I see you like Green Day



I like Green Day as well.
User avatar #22 to #21 - dickbewt (09/26/2012) [-]
No. I don't just like them I'm in LOVE with Green Day. :3 I own every single album (real, and deluxe editions), I'm going to the american idiot broadway show in november, seeing them live next year ( with backstage passes). I DON'T LOVE THEM, I FUCKING WORSHIP THEM.
User avatar #23 to #22 - xxpartypoisonxx (09/26/2012) [-]
I have all the albums, too... Except !UNOi, I can't afford it...

You are a lucky son of a bitch. They aren't touring where I live so I can't see them.
User avatar #24 to #23 - dickbewt (09/27/2012) [-]
You stay there my friend.
#26 to #25 - xxpartypoisonxx (09/27/2012) [-]
WOOOOOO   
   
LIFESAVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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LIFESAVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #27 to #26 - dickbewt (09/28/2012) [-]
No problem Sir/Madam :D!
#28 to #27 - xxpartypoisonxx (09/28/2012) [-]
Madam :D
Madam :D
User avatar #29 to #28 - dickbewt (09/28/2012) [-]
:D
User avatar #19 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/18/2012) [-]
Thankies fur the friend add ^u^
User avatar #20 to #19 - dickbewt (09/18/2012) [-]
No problem. c:
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User avatar #5 to #4 - dickbewt (09/10/2012) [-]
SHUT UP TONY, YOU HUGE CUNT.
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#11 to #10 - dickbewt (09/10/2012) [-]
I'll tickle your nipples until they bleed.
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User avatar #2 - scarletspider (08/18/2012) [-]
You're awesome.
May you never be struck with boredom.

You're amazing.
I think you're totally dazing.

I love you.
And everyone else should too.
User avatar #3 to #2 - dickbewt (08/18/2012) [-]
Oh thankyou :D
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