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#56 - IIIIIII, CRY. WHEN ANGELS DESERVE TO DIIIE!  [+] (4 new replies) 09/29/2013 on Metal head problems. +2
User avatar #57 - gustaviaable (09/29/2013) [-]
IIIIIIIIIIIIN MYYYYYYYYYYY SELF RIGHTEOUS SUICIIIIIIIDE
User avatar #59 - dickbewt (09/29/2013) [-]
IIIIIIIIIIIII
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WHEN
ANGELS
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#60 - gustaviaable (09/29/2013) [-]
GG WP
#62 - dickbewt (09/29/2013) [-]
gg
#53 - IN YOUR HEART, FORSAKEN ME  [+] (6 new replies) 09/29/2013 on Metal head problems. +2
User avatar #54 - gustaviaable (09/29/2013) [-]
TRUST IN MYYYYYYYYYY SELF RIGHTEOUS SUICIIIIIDE!!!
User avatar #56 - dickbewt (09/29/2013) [-]
IIIIIII, CRY. WHEN ANGELS DESERVE TO DIIIE!
User avatar #57 - gustaviaable (09/29/2013) [-]
IIIIIIIIIIIIN MYYYYYYYYYYY SELF RIGHTEOUS SUICIIIIIIIDE
User avatar #59 - dickbewt (09/29/2013) [-]
IIIIIIIIIIIII
CRRRRRYYYYYYY
WHEN
ANGELS
DESERVE
TO
DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE
#60 - gustaviaable (09/29/2013) [-]
GG WP
#62 - dickbewt (09/29/2013) [-]
gg
#51 - IN YOUR EYES FORSAKEN ME?  [+] (8 new replies) 09/29/2013 on Metal head problems. +2
User avatar #52 - gustaviaable (09/29/2013) [-]
IN YOUR THOUGHTS FORSAKEN ME!
User avatar #53 - dickbewt (09/29/2013) [-]
IN YOUR HEART, FORSAKEN ME
User avatar #54 - gustaviaable (09/29/2013) [-]
TRUST IN MYYYYYYYYYY SELF RIGHTEOUS SUICIIIIIDE!!!
User avatar #56 - dickbewt (09/29/2013) [-]
IIIIIII, CRY. WHEN ANGELS DESERVE TO DIIIE!
User avatar #57 - gustaviaable (09/29/2013) [-]
IIIIIIIIIIIIN MYYYYYYYYYYY SELF RIGHTEOUS SUICIIIIIIIDE
User avatar #59 - dickbewt (09/29/2013) [-]
IIIIIIIIIIIII
CRRRRRYYYYYYY
WHEN
ANGELS
DESERVE
TO
DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE
#60 - gustaviaable (09/29/2013) [-]
GG WP
#62 - dickbewt (09/29/2013) [-]
gg
#196 - I LOVE Macklemore. He's an incredibly rapper, talented, and ki… 09/29/2013 on rap +4
#39 - Father, father, father, father Father into your hands, I c…  [+] (10 new replies) 09/29/2013 on Metal head problems. +2
User avatar #50 - gustaviaable (09/29/2013) [-]
Father into your hands

WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN MEEE!
User avatar #51 - dickbewt (09/29/2013) [-]
IN YOUR EYES FORSAKEN ME?
User avatar #52 - gustaviaable (09/29/2013) [-]
IN YOUR THOUGHTS FORSAKEN ME!
User avatar #53 - dickbewt (09/29/2013) [-]
IN YOUR HEART, FORSAKEN ME
User avatar #54 - gustaviaable (09/29/2013) [-]
TRUST IN MYYYYYYYYYY SELF RIGHTEOUS SUICIIIIIDE!!!
User avatar #56 - dickbewt (09/29/2013) [-]
IIIIIII, CRY. WHEN ANGELS DESERVE TO DIIIE!
User avatar #57 - gustaviaable (09/29/2013) [-]
IIIIIIIIIIIIN MYYYYYYYYYYY SELF RIGHTEOUS SUICIIIIIIIDE
User avatar #59 - dickbewt (09/29/2013) [-]
IIIIIIIIIIIII
CRRRRRYYYYYYY
WHEN
ANGELS
DESERVE
TO
DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE
#60 - gustaviaable (09/29/2013) [-]
GG WP
#62 - dickbewt (09/29/2013) [-]
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#36 - Not to brag, but I can slap brillianly!  [+] (1 new reply) 09/29/2013 on Jason Newsted +1
User avatar #37 - vikingfaen (09/29/2013) [-]
Niceeee
#25 - You're correct my sir. We belong in hell, with the true metal. 09/27/2013 on Jason Newsted +3
#23 - Good. Then the mighty bass titans will over-take their rightfu…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/27/2013 on Jason Newsted +1
User avatar #24 - ofmiceandmen (09/27/2013) [-]
Mighty they may be, however not mighty enough for such a feat.
User avatar #25 - dickbewt (09/27/2013) [-]
You're correct my sir. We belong in hell, with the true metal.
#21 - HEATHEN. Bass takes pure skill, and determination. Gui…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/27/2013 on Jason Newsted +1
User avatar #22 - ofmiceandmen (09/27/2013) [-]
Silence you fool.

You will anger the guitar gods with such blasphemous talk.
User avatar #23 - dickbewt (09/27/2013) [-]
Good. Then the mighty bass titans will over-take their rightful place on Metal mountain.
User avatar #24 - ofmiceandmen (09/27/2013) [-]
Mighty they may be, however not mighty enough for such a feat.
User avatar #25 - dickbewt (09/27/2013) [-]
You're correct my sir. We belong in hell, with the true metal.
#13 - Glorious bass master race.  [+] (9 new replies) 09/27/2013 on Jason Newsted +3
User avatar #33 - vikingfaen (09/27/2013) [-]
Although I'm a guitar player, I love it when people who actually knows how to slap dat bass plays bass guitar. Nolly Making Total Destroy
User avatar #36 - dickbewt (09/29/2013) [-]
Not to brag, but I can slap brillianly!
User avatar #37 - vikingfaen (09/29/2013) [-]
Niceeee
User avatar #20 - ofmiceandmen (09/27/2013) [-]
Bass players are but disciples to the true guitar master race.
User avatar #21 - dickbewt (09/27/2013) [-]
HEATHEN.
Bass takes pure skill, and determination.
Guitar takes a few hours.
User avatar #22 - ofmiceandmen (09/27/2013) [-]
Silence you fool.

You will anger the guitar gods with such blasphemous talk.
User avatar #23 - dickbewt (09/27/2013) [-]
Good. Then the mighty bass titans will over-take their rightful place on Metal mountain.
User avatar #24 - ofmiceandmen (09/27/2013) [-]
Mighty they may be, however not mighty enough for such a feat.
User avatar #25 - dickbewt (09/27/2013) [-]
You're correct my sir. We belong in hell, with the true metal.
#3 - So this is basically me when I have a bath. Being 6"2 sucks.  [+] (5 new replies) 09/25/2013 on Can't drive a mini, can't... +11
#13 - heroofkvatch (09/26/2013) [-]
I'm 6'4 and 265lbs.

Shirts never fit me right because I'm XL tall, but i'm not XL fat. so the shirts i want always look weird on me.

User avatar #16 - thechosentroll (09/26/2013) [-]
That's because XL, XXL and so on relates to width. Technically all those shirts are meant for the same height.
#38 - heroofkvatch (09/27/2013) [-]
then i must not be washing them properly because they never fit me height wise until i go up to XXL
User avatar #4 - SquishyHaribo (09/25/2013) [-]
I'm the same height as you and not being able to take a bath is something i would definitely give up for a better chance with taller girls, being able to see over people in crowds, being able to reach nearly everything, the list goes on and on but you get my point

be thankful you don't have to buy child sized clothes
User avatar #24 - Welshhobo (09/26/2013) [-]
The worst part is buying jeans. Its so fucking hard to find 36 length and 32 width jeans.
#34 - If Energy drinks count Monster X-presso Hammer If not … 09/23/2013 on What is FJ's favorite soda? 0
#6 - Related to Titan. 09/23/2013 on Better head to neptune. 0
#224 - Just checking. 09/23/2013 on Name Colors 0
#34 - I have a mixure of all 3. Glorious bass master-race. 09/19/2013 on These hands aren't for... 0
#5 - He would be brilliant at playing bass.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/18/2013 on These hands aren't for... +2
User avatar #7 - WAKEFIELD (09/19/2013) [-]
big fingers are not the best for base, long, strong and dexterous fingers are best
User avatar #34 - dickbewt (09/19/2013) [-]
I have a mixure of all 3. Glorious bass master-race.
#4 - Torrent the PS3 / Xbox version, and use an emulator?  [+] (3 new replies) 09/18/2013 on Seeing GTA V posts as a PC... 0
User avatar #14 - pickingAnameSUCKS (09/19/2013) [-]
Dude, there won't be working emulators for current gen consoles for quite a while. Emulation isn't as simple as you'd think. They don't even have good Xbox (the original one) emulators out.
User avatar #7 - Timmietim (09/18/2013) [-]
Those don't fucking work
User avatar #15 - insaneturtles (09/19/2013) [-]
I agree, don't want to mess with that again, tried to get Heavy Rain for PC, really doesn't work
#5 - I ******* LOVE shameless. Just finished every ser… 09/18/2013 on sexytime 0
#102 - Sir, you've done well to become such a good father. And yours … 09/18/2013 on   +1
#15 - jarofhearts, I love you! Alestorm are one of my favourite band… 09/17/2013 on huehue 0
#3 - I want all of them except corn. That ****** disgusting. 09/17/2013 on Kitkats P1 0
#3 - Definitely this one. 09/17/2013 on Where's the soap -1
#47 - "And has only gone horribly wrong once" *… 09/15/2013 on Kill It With Fire 0
#78 - No :C  [+] (1 new reply) 09/12/2013 on Halloween 0
#79 - palindromia (09/12/2013) [-]
its the bacon version of pie.
#77 - Yes we have pumpkin 09/12/2013 on Halloween 0
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#39 - ninjabacon (12/16/2012) [-]
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#21 - xxpartypoisonxx (09/25/2012) [-]
I see you like Green Day    
   
   
   
 I like Green Day as well.
I see you like Green Day



I like Green Day as well.
User avatar #22 to #21 - dickbewt (09/26/2012) [-]
No. I don't just like them I'm in LOVE with Green Day. :3 I own every single album (real, and deluxe editions), I'm going to the american idiot broadway show in november, seeing them live next year ( with backstage passes). I DON'T LOVE THEM, I ******* WORSHIP THEM.
User avatar #23 to #22 - xxpartypoisonxx (09/26/2012) [-]
I have all the albums, too... Except !UNOi, I can't afford it...

You are a lucky son of a bitch. They aren't touring where I live so I can't see them.
User avatar #24 to #23 - dickbewt (09/27/2012) [-]
You stay there my friend.
#26 to #25 - xxpartypoisonxx (09/27/2012) [-]
WOOOOOO   
   
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LIFESAVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #27 to #26 - dickbewt (09/28/2012) [-]
No problem Sir/Madam :D!
#28 to #27 - xxpartypoisonxx (09/28/2012) [-]
Madam :D
Madam :D
User avatar #29 to #28 - dickbewt (09/28/2012) [-]
:D
User avatar #19 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/18/2012) [-]
Thankies fur the friend add ^u^
User avatar #20 to #19 - dickbewt (09/18/2012) [-]
No problem. c:
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User avatar #5 to #4 - dickbewt (09/10/2012) [-]
SHUT UP TONY, YOU HUGE **** .
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#11 to #10 - dickbewt (09/10/2012) [-]
I'll tickle your ******* until they bleed.
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User avatar #2 - scarletspider (08/18/2012) [-]
You're awesome.
May you never be struck with boredom.

You're amazing.
I think you're totally dazing.

I love you.
And everyone else should too.
User avatar #3 to #2 - dickbewt (08/18/2012) [-]
Oh thankyou :D
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