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Date Signed Up:6/18/2012
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#3 - My girlfriend does this. It's annoying as fuck.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2013 on Not Sure If This Is Evil or... +7
#6 - volshimond (05/24/2013) [-]
#8 - I've been doing this for years. There's an even better thi… 05/24/2013 on Protip +2
#7 - Black Books! I adore that programme! 05/24/2013 on Wine-sicle +2
#7 - What exactly are hot-pockets? I've never had them :I  [+] (7 new replies) 05/24/2013 on All of the elements 0
#15 - N. Korean citizen (05/24/2013) [-]
its like a bread product outer shell with delicious filling. pizza is the best its stuffed with cheese and pepperoni
User avatar #9 - thatscrewedupkid (05/24/2013) [-]
to quote jim gaffigan. a pop-tart filled with nasty meat.they are okay every now and again but damn near impossible to cook right. either frozen in the middle or boiling lava hot
User avatar #10 - viatio (05/24/2013) [-]
>Nasty meat
never had a pizza hot pocket I see
User avatar #12 - thatscrewedupkid (05/24/2013) [-]
i said it as a quote, i just forgot the marks
User avatar #8 - juvia (05/24/2013) [-]
a frozen bread pocket full of goodies that is always hot as lava no matter how long you cook it
User avatar #38 - thereallinxustwo (05/24/2013) [-]
except in the middle
User avatar #19 - halor (05/24/2013) [-]
except when the center is still cold
#9 - Well since there's roughly 7.3 billion people in the world, …  [+] (9 new replies) 05/24/2013 on Girls in Sport +194
#53 - sebsebsebh (05/24/2013) [-]
Roughly, Roughly, Exactly. Hmmmmm
#49 - theoriginaltwat (05/24/2013) [-]
#32 - kalendric (05/24/2013) [-]
rough estimates now give exact odds. SCIENCE!!
#160 - N. Korean citizen (05/25/2013) [-]
Except that it's a repeating decimal and not a rational number. So it is roughly.
User avatar #25 - stefanolopcus (05/24/2013) [-]
*thumb*
#24 - drmcninja has deleted their comment.
User avatar #10 - cryingchicken (05/24/2013) [-]
well, no. and for the following reasons:
>You failed to consider the amount of people from barbados who live in other countries
>You failed to consider the odds that it would be his grandmother who is from barbasdos rather than another family
>You didn't square the number which you should have done seeing as he is asking the chances of one person with a grandmother from barbados interacting with another person with a grandmother from barbados. He isn't asking the odds that his grandmother is from barbados.

... jus sayin
User avatar #11 - cryingchicken (05/24/2013) [-]
Also I meant mother-in-law for the second guy
#14 - daragon (05/24/2013) [-]
#8 - Well since there's roughly 7.3 billion people in the world, … 05/24/2013 on Girls in Sport 0
#27 - Atleast he can have safe phone sex.. 05/24/2013 on It´s crazy, but it works.... +3
#177 - And how do they act like douches? 05/24/2013 on Musical Tastes 0
#119 - I love Mona. Not the biggest fan of DKL. But that's t…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/24/2013 on Musical Tastes 0
User avatar #120 - hideyowives (05/24/2013) [-]
playing folk music dosent mean they have to act like douches though
User avatar #177 - dickbewt (05/24/2013) [-]
And how do they act like douches?
#115 - Right, try these by them. After the storm Winter wind…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/24/2013 on Musical Tastes 0
User avatar #118 - hideyowives (05/24/2013) [-]
i just say hipster because of the more indie curve
and the way they dress...and act.........and talk
and of coarse not all theri songs song exactly alike but the majority do
the album "sigh no more" sounds soooooo similar, basically every song
but hey like what you like
oh and listen to "mona" great band
...and dry kill logic......
at least give them a try, they rock
User avatar #119 - dickbewt (05/24/2013) [-]
I love Mona.
Not the biggest fan of DKL.
But that's their image they're a folk band.
User avatar #120 - hideyowives (05/24/2013) [-]
playing folk music dosent mean they have to act like douches though
User avatar #177 - dickbewt (05/24/2013) [-]
And how do they act like douches?
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User avatar #40 - wallacewells ONLINE (01/02/2013) [-]
So, your name is Troy, huh? And you're a brony, huh? Did I just find one of Gobby's Glorious faggots on FJ, huh?!

if not, that's fine, because you're still a brony named Troy and those are the best kind
User avatar #41 to #40 - dickbewt (01/02/2013) [-]
Yes my name is Troy.
Yes I am a brony.
No, you did not :c I'm sorry sir!
Aaaw :3 thankyou!
#42 to #41 - wallacewells ONLINE (01/02/2013) [-]
Damn, that's still awesome though. I'll leave you alone for now, I'm sure you've had enough of me for one day ^^   
   
See y'all later!
Damn, that's still awesome though. I'll leave you alone for now, I'm sure you've had enough of me for one day ^^

See y'all later!
#43 to #42 - dickbewt (01/02/2013) [-]
SIR, NO D: YOU SEEM MAGNIFICENT.
User avatar #46 to #43 - wallacewells ONLINE (01/02/2013) [-]
Woah woah, your image didn't load until just now... Scott Pilgrim...

Did you notice my username? :D
User avatar #47 to #46 - dickbewt (01/02/2013) [-]
Yes :'D
#48 to #47 - wallacewells ONLINE (01/02/2013) [-]
Love the books though, movie is one of my favorites as well, and the game. :D
User avatar #49 to #48 - dickbewt (01/02/2013) [-]
OH MY JESUS :D
I've only seen the film and played the game :[ never read the books!
User avatar #50 to #49 - wallacewells ONLINE (01/02/2013) [-]
I'll scan each and every page for you if I have to :D
User avatar #51 to #50 - dickbewt (01/02/2013) [-]
SIR, YOU'RE AMAZING. I LOVE YOU.
#44 to #43 - wallacewells ONLINE (01/02/2013) [-]
AS DO YOU, BUT IT IS MY JOB NOT TO BOTHER. BROWSE THAT FRONT PAGE MY BOY, BROWSE.
User avatar #52 to #44 - dickbewt (01/05/2013) [-]
I still love you Wallace c: <3
User avatar #53 to #52 - wallacewells ONLINE (01/05/2013) [-]
:D <3
User avatar #54 to #53 - dickbewt (01/05/2013) [-]
:D But seriously dude / lady, you're awesome!
User avatar #55 to #54 - wallacewells ONLINE (01/05/2013) [-]
I'm a dude, and thank you, your existence pleases me as well. c:
User avatar #56 to #55 - dickbewt (01/05/2013) [-]
Awh :3
We should become friends IRL.
User avatar #58 to #56 - wallacewells ONLINE (01/05/2013) [-]
Kidding about the last one. Semi-kiddin' about the second.
User avatar #57 to #56 - wallacewells ONLINE (01/05/2013) [-]
What country do you reside within?

And how old are you?

What's your address?
User avatar #59 to #57 - dickbewt (01/05/2013) [-]
Haha xD
I live in England
I'm 14
39 Nigger road
User avatar #60 to #59 - wallacewells ONLINE (01/05/2013) [-]
I'm from Ramonaland ('Murrica)
I'm 15
41 Ch'nerd Lane
I'll swim across that damn pond, man. :D
User avatar #62 to #60 - dickbewt (01/05/2013) [-]
WALLACE?
COME BACK D: I MISS YOU.
User avatar #64 to #62 - wallacewells ONLINE (01/06/2013) [-]
Sorry bubby :D
User avatar #61 to #60 - dickbewt (01/05/2013) [-]
Fuckyeah :D
But seriously, you got facebook?
You should add me.
User avatar #63 to #61 - wallacewells ONLINE (01/06/2013) [-]
Well shit, sorry, I passed out right after. But yeah, I've got a facebook

www.facebook.com/Ph3nom910?fref=ts

My profile pictures are very strange
User avatar #65 to #63 - dickbewt (01/06/2013) [-]
SIR, YOU ARE MAGNIFICENT.
User avatar #45 to #44 - dickbewt (01/02/2013) [-]
OKAY SIR!
#39 - ninjabacon (12/16/2012) [-]
I saw...We all saw... That comment
I saw...We all saw... That comment
User avatar #30 - tinkletoes (10/13/2012) [-]
Are you troy peters?

Someone by that name added me on facebook and their url is dickbut
User avatar #31 to #30 - dickbewt (10/13/2012) [-]
Yes, Yes I am.
User avatar #32 to #31 - tinkletoes (10/13/2012) [-]
Okay c: Just making sure. And you can delete my comment if you don't want people stalking you. I was too lazy to message you
User avatar #33 to #32 - dickbewt (10/13/2012) [-]
I don't give a shit :P
#21 - xxpartypoisonxx (09/25/2012) [-]
I see you like Green Day    
   
   
   
 I like Green Day as well.
I see you like Green Day



I like Green Day as well.
User avatar #22 to #21 - dickbewt (09/26/2012) [-]
No. I don't just like them I'm in LOVE with Green Day. :3 I own every single album (real, and deluxe editions), I'm going to the american idiot broadway show in november, seeing them live next year ( with backstage passes). I DON'T LOVE THEM, I FUCKING WORSHIP THEM.
User avatar #23 to #22 - xxpartypoisonxx (09/26/2012) [-]
I have all the albums, too... Except !UNOi, I can't afford it...

You are a lucky son of a bitch. They aren't touring where I live so I can't see them.
User avatar #24 to #23 - dickbewt (09/27/2012) [-]
You stay there my friend.
#26 to #25 - xxpartypoisonxx (09/27/2012) [-]
WOOOOOO   
   
LIFESAVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOOOOOO

LIFESAVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #27 to #26 - dickbewt (09/28/2012) [-]
No problem Sir/Madam :D!
#28 to #27 - xxpartypoisonxx (09/28/2012) [-]
Madam :D
Madam :D
User avatar #29 to #28 - dickbewt (09/28/2012) [-]
:D
User avatar #19 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/18/2012) [-]
Thankies fur the friend add ^u^
User avatar #20 to #19 - dickbewt (09/18/2012) [-]
No problem. c:
User avatar #4 - excallibur **User deleted account** (09/10/2012) [-]
nigga dont got gay ore :U
User avatar #5 to #4 - dickbewt (09/10/2012) [-]
SHUT UP TONY, YOU HUGE CUNT.
#6 to #5 - excallibur **User deleted account** (09/10/2012) [-]
mfw scandinavian master race have gay ore and britfags dont
#10 to #9 - excallibur **User deleted account** (09/10/2012) [-]
#11 to #10 - dickbewt (09/10/2012) [-]
I'll tickle your nipples until they bleed.
#12 to #11 - excallibur **User deleted account** (09/10/2012) [-]
thats quite OUTRAGEOUS
#14 to #13 - excallibur **User deleted account** (09/10/2012) [-]
meh...
#16 to #15 - excallibur **User deleted account** (09/10/2012) [-]
#18 to #17 - excallibur **User deleted account** (09/10/2012) [-]
User avatar #2 - scarletspider (08/18/2012) [-]
You're awesome.
May you never be struck with boredom.

You're amazing.
I think you're totally dazing.

I love you.
And everyone else should too.
User avatar #3 to #2 - dickbewt (08/18/2012) [-]
Oh thankyou :D
User avatar #1 - ssjkirby (07/20/2012) [-]
Hello Troy.
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