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Video Games Played: Fallout 3 and New Vegas, Skyrim, Oblivion, BF3, Bioshock, Metro 2033
Date Signed Up:9/04/2011
Last Login:5/24/2013
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#208 - Sorry about the sudden disappearance earlier, but the sad trut…  [+] (1 new reply) 23 hours ago on postie's profile 0
#209 - postie (5 hours ago) [-]
Stay Strong, Freund Wellington.
#326 - Cheerio 05/23/2013 on British Problems +2
#236 - Since the Centurion I think 05/23/2013 on British Problems 0
#229 - I think your the one who needs to read some English literature…  [+] (11 new replies) 05/23/2013 on British Problems +37
#492 - newforomador (05/23/2013) [-]
Here. Try this.
User avatar #385 - spartusee (05/23/2013) [-]
Well it's not like brits say words funny or anything like that. We have 'aloominum' and the british have hundreds of other things. I don't know why gray was changed to grey but I don't see the point in having a u in armour or colour.
User avatar #445 - squadmissile (05/23/2013) [-]
As with most things in life, the English spelling of Armour and Colour can be blamed on the french.
User avatar #530 - spartusee (19 hours ago) [-]
Mt bird died a few years ago, I blame the French.
#312 - chromefile (05/23/2013) [-]
well my work here is done.......i'm off!
User avatar #326 - diablojoe (05/23/2013) [-]
Cheerio
User avatar #297 - crazyanimefreak (05/23/2013) [-]
you're*
#252 - chromefile (05/23/2013) [-]
sure are a lot of angry brits on this thread
#378 - isolotop (05/23/2013) [-]
Canadians too
User avatar #301 - scytherkris (05/23/2013) [-]
There's one...
#230 - chromefile (05/23/2013) [-]
quiet you
#40 - But Skrillex isn't a dubstep artist 05/23/2013 on Elephant poop is yummy +1
#51 - Picture  [+] (16 new replies) 05/23/2013 on British Problems +236
#528 - falloutreaper (20 hours ago) [-]
I'm american and I spell it colour...spell check just said it's wrong....fuck off spell check they invented the language....
#464 - azinfoo (05/23/2013) [-]
As a Canadian, I feel the same way.
#220 - chromefile (05/23/2013) [-]
that's because it is..........read a book
User avatar #247 - swiftykidd (05/23/2013) [-]
nice joke man.
User avatar #229 - diablojoe (05/23/2013) [-]
I think your the one who needs to read some English literature you uneducated heathen.
#492 - newforomador (05/23/2013) [-]
Here. Try this.
User avatar #385 - spartusee (05/23/2013) [-]
Well it's not like brits say words funny or anything like that. We have 'aloominum' and the british have hundreds of other things. I don't know why gray was changed to grey but I don't see the point in having a u in armour or colour.
User avatar #445 - squadmissile (05/23/2013) [-]
As with most things in life, the English spelling of Armour and Colour can be blamed on the french.
User avatar #530 - spartusee (19 hours ago) [-]
Mt bird died a few years ago, I blame the French.
#312 - chromefile (05/23/2013) [-]
well my work here is done.......i'm off!
User avatar #326 - diablojoe (05/23/2013) [-]
Cheerio
User avatar #297 - crazyanimefreak (05/23/2013) [-]
you're*
#252 - chromefile (05/23/2013) [-]
sure are a lot of angry brits on this thread
#378 - isolotop (05/23/2013) [-]
Canadians too
User avatar #301 - scytherkris (05/23/2013) [-]
There's one...
#230 - chromefile (05/23/2013) [-]
quiet you
#50 - Man the Heavily Armoured Kettles, lads  [+] (3 new replies) 05/23/2013 on British Problems +42
User avatar #232 - fuckdisshit (05/23/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure I read somewhere that all British tanks have had to contain tea making facilities inside them for yeaars
User avatar #236 - diablojoe (05/23/2013) [-]
Since the Centurion I think
#143 - danielscqro (05/23/2013) [-]
#206 - Hahah, Study Leave bitches!  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2013 on postie's profile 0
User avatar #207 - postie (05/22/2013) [-]
We don't get that. We can't even wear our own clothes.
#203 - Well good luck then  [+] (4 new replies) 05/22/2013 on postie's profile 0
#205 - postie (05/22/2013) [-]
Thank you.

Good luck to you too my friend.
User avatar #204 - postie (05/22/2013) [-]
Remember the hipster midget kid i told you about earlier, he only has one exam to do, yet he is still being forced to come into school everyday.
User avatar #206 - diablojoe (05/22/2013) [-]
Hahah, Study Leave bitches!
User avatar #207 - postie (05/22/2013) [-]
We don't get that. We can't even wear our own clothes.
#201 - Why how many you got left?  [+] (6 new replies) 05/22/2013 on postie's profile 0
User avatar #202 - postie (05/22/2013) [-]
About 7 or 8.
User avatar #203 - diablojoe (05/22/2013) [-]
Well good luck then
#205 - postie (05/22/2013) [-]
Thank you.

Good luck to you too my friend.
User avatar #204 - postie (05/22/2013) [-]
Remember the hipster midget kid i told you about earlier, he only has one exam to do, yet he is still being forced to come into school everyday.
User avatar #206 - diablojoe (05/22/2013) [-]
Hahah, Study Leave bitches!
User avatar #207 - postie (05/22/2013) [-]
We don't get that. We can't even wear our own clothes.
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User avatar #114 - postie ONLINE (2 minutes ago) [-]
How did you manage to break your PC?
#113 - postie ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
My garage, and my Pz. 38. (t) mod. I also have anime characters instead of crew members.
#107 - postie ONLINE (05/20/2013) [-]
Did you ever make a World of Tanks account?
Did you ever make a World of Tanks account?
User avatar #108 to #107 - diablojoe ONLINE (05/20/2013) [-]
Errrrr, I will do, just haven't gotten around to it
User avatar #109 to #108 - postie ONLINE (05/20/2013) [-]
Fair enough, I shall not mention it for a while.
User avatar #110 to #109 - diablojoe ONLINE (05/20/2013) [-]
Right, I've got the game downloading now, might take an age but it's going
User avatar #111 to #110 - postie ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
Yeah it's a pretty large download.
User avatar #112 to #111 - diablojoe ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
It's done now thankfully, played a bit. It's pretty damn good for a freeby, but I'm a bit shit at it so far, lucky if I inflict any damage GLORIOUS BRITISH TANK MASTER RACE
#60 - postie ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
This. I had a friend create it for me.
#61 to #60 - diablojoe ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
BY God, it's perfect!!!-+
BY God, it's perfect!!!-+
#63 to #61 - postie ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
Is this an Abrams or a Challenger?
I honestly can't tell.
User avatar #103 to #63 - diablojoe ONLINE (05/19/2013) [-]
Well, there's a statistically better chance that it's an Abrams, because Challengers aren't produced in large numbers
User avatar #104 to #103 - postie ONLINE (05/19/2013) [-]
446 Challengers 2s and some of those don't even belong to us, compared to 9000+ Abrams....................................

America is seriously paranoid.
User avatar #105 to #104 - diablojoe ONLINE (05/19/2013) [-]
Quality over Quantity my friend
User avatar #106 to #105 - postie ONLINE (05/19/2013) [-]
Exactly, the Challenger 2 is damn near invincible, there have only been two damaged in combat, and one destroyed, although it was destroyed in friendly fire incident with another Challenger 2.
#64 to #62 - diablojoe ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
Hobnob?
#66 to #64 - postie ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
Cake?
#67 to #66 - diablojoe ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
Ah lovely, a bit of Victoria Sponge
#68 to #67 - postie ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
How about a cigar afterwards?
User avatar #70 to #68 - diablojoe ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
Ahh how joyful. Might I invite you for a bit of Pheasant sometime?
#72 to #70 - postie ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
That would perfect, shall we say two O'clock by the Roller?
That would perfect, shall we say two O'clock by the Roller?
#74 to #72 - diablojoe ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
That'd be perfect, must remember to go out with the hounds and seek out a plump one
#76 to #74 - postie ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
May I join you dear sir, for I have recently created the ultimate aerial predator?
#65 to #64 - postie ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
Please. They go well with Darjeeling tea.
Please. They go well with Darjeeling tea.
User avatar #69 to #65 - diablojoe ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
Oh btw what anime is this?
#71 to #69 - postie ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
Girls und Panzer. Where the word stereotype only applies to the British.
User avatar #73 to #71 - diablojoe ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
Ahhhhhh Jerries! Man the Spitfires, fire up the Lancasters!

Wait, so is there British (or the japanese view of) characters in it?
#75 to #73 - postie ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
There's a British team featured heavily in the battle involving them, and making minor appearances in other episodes. They seriously reinforce the stereotype too, i don't think Darjeeling appears without a cup of tea when she is shown.

Ignore the text on the image, it doesn't apply at the moment.
#79 to #75 - diablojoe ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
One stereotype I never understood is that the SA80 is unreliable and halfarsed. I once watched an episode of Upotte (not that I paticularly liked it) and they make it out to be flimsy and inaccurate, but having used one i couldn't disagree more
User avatar #81 to #79 - postie ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
I only know it as the L85A2 and L86A2, and they are far from inaccurate, I've never used one, but a few of my friends have.

One of them also broke one of them.
User avatar #82 to #81 - diablojoe ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
Well, the A1 model was notorious for poor build quality (Jammings were common and the rubber padding always broke after about 3.223 seconds), but the A2 was designed to cope with the harsh conditions that our lad always seem to end up in
User avatar #84 to #82 - postie ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
I think it was just a regular SA80 he broke, one of the parts expanded when he took the thing apart to clean it, had to strip the entire gun to find the dodgy part and fix it. While he was doing that, someone else put theirs back together, fucked something up, fired it down the range and the barrel exploded.
User avatar #77 to #75 - diablojoe ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
I don't mind British stereotypes tbh, at least we're associated with intelligence and class as opposed to the those god forsaken chavs.

User avatar #78 to #77 - postie ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
Very true. (Spoliers here!........................................................................... ................................................................................ ... The stereotype doesn't just stick to tea and all that. We also win the tank fight. Thought that could also have something to do with out tanks being damn near indestructible. Spoilers End!)
User avatar #80 to #78 - diablojoe ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
Haha, well of course.

Is the other team supposed to be the Germans? (Judging of the name I guess so)

#83 to #80 - postie ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
I think the overall commander is supposed German, then the rest of the team is Japanese, as the family she comes from only operates German tanks. Such as this beast.
I think the overall commander is supposed German, then the rest of the team is Japanese, as the family she comes from only operates German tanks. Such as this beast.
User avatar #85 to #83 - diablojoe ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
Okay, how many episodes is it btw.

As much as I'm not a fan of generalization, I can't help but think that there's something really neat about a character who can be under heavy fire and still remain composed and stand tall with a good posture
#86 to #85 - postie ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
12. Plus 6 minor OVAs, as well a major OVA coming soon that will cover a battle skipped in the anime. A film is also getting released next year. All this from an anime that finished in March.

Glorious English tanks lined up against the pick "n" mix main team.
User avatar #87 to #86 - diablojoe ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
Dafuck is with the middle right one?
#88 to #87 - postie ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
History nuts and a StuGIII Ausf. F. generally don't mix. The commander in the peaked cap is even nicknamed Rommel, all the StuG crew have nicknames, but hers is the most related.
History nuts and a StuGIII Ausf. F. generally don't mix. The commander in the peaked cap is even nicknamed Rommel, all the StuG crew have nicknames, but hers is the most related.
User avatar #89 to #88 - diablojoe ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
So what's with the decor then? Sorry if I don't quite understand.
#90 to #89 - postie ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
They've basically decorated it with anything to do with history, the commander wanted it painted in the Afrika Korps colour scheme, didn't get her way. It also has Veni Vidi Vici on the front. I haven't found out what those two logos are from yet thought, or the colour scheme.
User avatar #101 to #90 - diablojoe ONLINE (05/19/2013) [-]
Ah, nice. I don't have an account just yet, but when I get one i'll hunt you down
User avatar #102 to #101 - postie ONLINE (05/19/2013) [-]
You should make one now. Such a good game.
User avatar #98 to #90 - diablojoe ONLINE (05/19/2013) [-]
You have an account?
User avatar #100 to #98 - postie ONLINE (05/19/2013) [-]
The account name is LoneVanguard
User avatar #99 to #98 - postie ONLINE (05/19/2013) [-]
I most certainly do.
User avatar #97 to #90 - diablojoe ONLINE (05/19/2013) [-]
Ye I have
User avatar #93 to #90 - diablojoe ONLINE (05/19/2013) [-]
Arrrgghhhh, hit the reply limit!! Anyway, I'l have to check out this anime sometime then, sounds fun
User avatar #96 to #93 - postie ONLINE (05/19/2013) [-]
Ever heard of World of Tanks?
#95 to #93 - postie ONLINE (05/19/2013) [-]
Glorius British tanks.
Glorius British tanks.
#94 to #93 - postie ONLINE (05/19/2013) [-]
Most certainly is
Most certainly is
#91 to #90 - diablojoe ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
Caesar's Legion
#92 to #91 - postie ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
How could I have been so blind!   
   
This gif is also the result of Porsche trying to make a tank.
How could I have been so blind!

This gif is also the result of Porsche trying to make a tank.
User avatar #58 - admin (05/16/2013) [-]
i love you <3
#59 to #58 - diablojoe ONLINE (05/16/2013) [-]
I love you too, Addy
User avatar #43 - alZii (10/28/2012) [-]
Do you still collect items? ;3
If not, if you kinda like, don't mind sparing some, I'd be glad to take them off your hands.
Rude, I know. But hey, might as well try
User avatar #45 to #43 - diablojoe ONLINE (10/28/2012) [-]
I kinda stopped, Okay, which ones do you want?
User avatar #42 - xenoquack (09/24/2012) [-]
Saw your OC.
You've made a friend.
#33 - ancientchaos (09/23/2012) [-]
You're getting smarter   
I still don't see anything linking back to your main, yet
You're getting smarter
I still don't see anything linking back to your main, yet
#35 to #34 - ancientchaos (09/23/2012) [-]
I.

AM.

WATCHING YOU.
#36 to #35 - diablojoe ONLINE (09/23/2012) [-]
Bring it
#37 to #36 - ancientchaos (09/23/2012) [-]
Hmmmmm
He mysteriously went offline

HOW SUSPICIOUS
#38 to #37 - diablojoe ONLINE (09/23/2012) [-]
Nah, I'm right behind you
#39 to #38 - ancientchaos (09/23/2012) [-]
Nigger

We've already done this once

Why would you do this
User avatar #40 to #39 - diablojoe ONLINE (09/23/2012) [-]
Do what?
User avatar #27 - Goatmanlll (09/23/2012) [-]
I don't feel like it.
#28 to #27 - diablojoe ONLINE (09/23/2012) [-]
Please mister
User avatar #29 to #28 - Goatmanlll (09/23/2012) [-]
I have no fucking idea who you are. You have done nothing that has made me want to accept your request. I could probably go on, but I won't.

Also, you remind me of a pizza.
User avatar #31 to #30 - Goatmanlll (09/23/2012) [-]
A PIZZA SHIT!
User avatar #25 - lordketchup ONLINE (09/23/2012) [-]
who is this
User avatar #26 to #25 - diablojoe ONLINE (09/23/2012) [-]
Hey, I've been commenting on the Random board for the past few hours surprised you haven't seen me. Thought I'd add a few people as friends, feel free to reject
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I ment 0
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Yeah, I got bored and decided to see how many replies one comment can get, 20 is the cap
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