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#294 - Oh **** , thanks. Didn't even see him. 03/06/2014 on Time gone by 0
#17 - The "I humped the neighbor's kid" dog looks like he'… 03/06/2014 on Bad Dogs Comp 0
#151 - Much better  [+] (1 new reply) 03/06/2014 on Time gone by 0
#154 - fijifijifiji (03/06/2014) [-]
I was about to sleep. So from mew to mewtwo;

>be me, 26
>bar up in the city, classy, but filled with handsome gentleman because stfu they want to attract lots of women
>burly hot men, make the best drinks
>there with a semi-date, just getting to know her, order some sort of mint lemon cocktail thingamajigger
>wait 15 minutes for the drink
>go back to the bar, see 11/10 lumberjack making my cocktails
>notevenzoolanderhadthisface.jpg
>he hands me my cocktails, i look him in the eye
>"you know there's more to life than looking really, really, really, ridiculously good looking, right?"
>he blinks and looks away for a full moment, then looks back
>holy shit it's mugatu
>"blue steel?! ferarri?! la tigra?! they're the same face! doesn't anybody notice this?? I FEEL LIKE IM TAKING CRAZY PILLS"
>literally shouts at me infront of a packed bar, in character, out of any context other than what i just said

>i would have shat myself slightly, but I hadn't had a drink yet
>most amazing impression I've ever experienced
>one of the best moments of my life, no joke.
#147 - Where's Carl, anyway? And what about Carol?! She was a badass bitch!  [+] (2 new replies) 03/06/2014 on Time gone by 0
User avatar #182 - capnfappy (03/06/2014) [-]
Carl's between Rick and Lori. No idea where Carol is.
User avatar #294 - dharkmoswen (03/06/2014) [-]
Oh shit, thanks. Didn't even see him.
#146 - Right now?  [+] (3 new replies) 03/06/2014 on Time gone by 0
#150 - fijifijifiji (03/06/2014) [-]
always*.
User avatar #151 - dharkmoswen (03/06/2014) [-]
Much better
#154 - fijifijifiji (03/06/2014) [-]
I was about to sleep. So from mew to mewtwo;

>be me, 26
>bar up in the city, classy, but filled with handsome gentleman because stfu they want to attract lots of women
>burly hot men, make the best drinks
>there with a semi-date, just getting to know her, order some sort of mint lemon cocktail thingamajigger
>wait 15 minutes for the drink
>go back to the bar, see 11/10 lumberjack making my cocktails
>notevenzoolanderhadthisface.jpg
>he hands me my cocktails, i look him in the eye
>"you know there's more to life than looking really, really, really, ridiculously good looking, right?"
>he blinks and looks away for a full moment, then looks back
>holy shit it's mugatu
>"blue steel?! ferarri?! la tigra?! they're the same face! doesn't anybody notice this?? I FEEL LIKE IM TAKING CRAZY PILLS"
>literally shouts at me infront of a packed bar, in character, out of any context other than what i just said

>i would have shat myself slightly, but I hadn't had a drink yet
>most amazing impression I've ever experienced
>one of the best moments of my life, no joke.
#87 - Actually.... y'all is short for you all.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/05/2014 on Private School Nip Slip 0
#89 - milkmad (03/05/2014) [-]
ur right and wrong it it ye all but ye has turned in to you. here look it up www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/ye
#13 - Do WHAT!? 03/04/2014 on Let it go on her face 0
#36 - She reminds me of the little monster from Desperate Housewives :/ 03/04/2014 on Children 0
#78 - PLEASE tell me you were referencing the song... 03/04/2014 on Hulk Smash -3
#275 - It was actually "The cold never bothered me anyway."…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/03/2014 on if you insist +2
User avatar #276 - cookiel (03/03/2014) [-]
I knew it wasn't the exact line but I didn't know what she was really saying but thanks anyways since I re-watched the gif like 20 times to try and figure it out
#91 - Yeah, and it's good to finally see som SoB love. 03/02/2014 on Deadpool 40k +1
#55 - That... is one of the sweetest and coolest pics I've ever seen.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/02/2014 on Deadpool 40k +2
User avatar #64 - gorathsm (03/02/2014) [-]
yeah..... then you read what matt ward had the grey knights do to the sisters of battle
User avatar #91 - dharkmoswen (03/02/2014) [-]
Yeah, and it's good to finally see som SoB love.
User avatar #67 - thechosentroll (03/02/2014) [-]
I'd rather not. Fans have made better stuff than that fucker.
#54 - Motherfukkin Sisters. Hell Yes 03/02/2014 on Deadpool 40k 0
#562 - It was so cute. As soon as it mentioned 'Nam, I knew what the … 03/02/2014 on But you didn't +2
#27 - So unless you post something you made, even if it's never been…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/01/2014 on FJ's face when reposts 0
User avatar #28 - jamieswhiteshirt (03/01/2014) [-]
It's just a matter of definitions. I could be wrong according to some people.
#25 - What if someone found a pic on google, posted it on here, and …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/01/2014 on FJ's face when reposts 0
User avatar #26 - jamieswhiteshirt (03/01/2014) [-]
But then it's a repost, since a picture on google is not your content.
#27 - dharkmoswen (03/01/2014) [-]
So unless you post something you made, even if it's never been posted on funnyjunk before, it's a repost? You, sir, are an idiot.
User avatar #28 - jamieswhiteshirt (03/01/2014) [-]
It's just a matter of definitions. I could be wrong according to some people.
#24 - All the AoT content I'm seeing today makes me happy. 03/01/2014 on FJ's face when reposts +1
#108 - Just remember that was just some perv's wetdream. The anime an… 03/01/2014 on ur favrite animu is shit +1
#106 - Um... Isn't that the other name? 03/01/2014 on ur favrite animu is shit 0
#104 - What do you know, that's NOT why he brought her there after all 03/01/2014 on ur favrite animu is shit 0
#103 - It really is the Game of Thrones of anime; People either absol… 03/01/2014 on ur favrite animu is shit 0
#15 - MFW I scroll down and the first thing I notice is AoT. (just f… 03/01/2014 on the beauty of photoshop +1
#131 - Saryn's gorgeous too and amazing for Infested levels, but I ju… 03/01/2014 on Look Whos Here +1
#128 - HELL YES! Not enough WF on here. Nyx and Valkyr ftw!  [+] (3 new replies) 03/01/2014 on Look Whos Here 0
#130 - thewasteland (03/01/2014) [-]
Not Ember or Saryan?
topkek
#135 - anonymous (03/01/2014) [-]
Oi.
Valkyr is a good warframe.
#131 - dharkmoswen (03/01/2014) [-]
Saryn's gorgeous too and amazing for Infested levels, but I just love the way Nyx and Valkyr look
#165 - You're fat, aren't you? 02/27/2014 on 00's kids problems +10
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User avatar #114 - redrepeater ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
Hey. Nice to find someone who think alike.
What consoles do you own, by the way?
User avatar #115 to #114 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
Personally? I just have my pc and if you count handhelds, a 3ds and a vita. I've fiddled with every console out there, however and the PC is my favorite... and the only one I can afford T.T
User avatar #116 to #115 - redrepeater ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
Fair enough. I would get a Wii U myself if I could afford one. Those upcoming games looks fun.
User avatar #117 to #116 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
I prefer PC.... doesn't mean I wouldn't own every console in existence if I could afford it.
User avatar #118 to #117 - redrepeater ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
Same here, but only because of the few exclusives I'm interested in.
User avatar #119 to #118 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
Hell ya, man.

btw.... what's your profile pic from?
User avatar #120 to #119 - redrepeater ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
You need to login to view this link
It's **** if you're curious enough.
User avatar #122 to #120 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
Are you kidding me? My curiosity has gotten me skydiving.... and I'm terrified of heights. Curiosity is my bane....
User avatar #124 to #122 - redrepeater ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
So, did you click it?
User avatar #125 to #124 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
I haven't had a chance, tbh, but I will.
User avatar #113 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
Heya erubetie. Watchu been up to lately?
User avatar #121 to #113 - erubetie (06/25/2014) [-]
Nothin much you?
User avatar #123 to #121 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
Same here, actually. Just been ttaking care of my family and trying to eek out a living.
User avatar #110 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (01/13/2014) [-]
Heya erubite. *pulls out a tub* It's kinda hot here, but this should keep ya cool.
#111 to #110 - erubetie (01/13/2014) [-]
You spelled my name wrong
User avatar #112 to #111 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (01/13/2014) [-]
O///O OMG!
User avatar #101 - Casman (01/10/2014) [-]
myanimelist.net/anime/17074/Monogatari_Series:_Second_Season this one. I was thinking about D-Frag, but it's this anime.
User avatar #102 to #101 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (01/10/2014) [-]
Ah! Thank you very much!
#97 - Casman (01/09/2014) [-]
This gif? Our comments got deleted but you can try to revers google it. I think it was from an anime with 'D' in it.  something D. I got it from a tumblr friend.   
   
also rip erubetie
This gif? Our comments got deleted but you can try to revers google it. I think it was from an anime with 'D' in it. something D. I got it from a tumblr friend.

also rip erubetie
#103 to #97 - erubetie (01/11/2014) [-]
I'm not dead
#104 to #103 - Casman (01/11/2014) [-]
You live!!!! I should've known that your cells would grow back together.   
What happened?
You live!!!! I should've known that your cells would grow back together.
What happened?
User avatar #105 to #104 - erubetie (01/11/2014) [-]
I was IP banned
User avatar #106 to #105 - drmedic (01/12/2014) [-]
What had happened? I was kinda worried to not see you around.
#107 to #106 - erubetie (01/12/2014) [-]
Me and theflamingfire use the same ip address and I disabled my account if you ever want to talk just say my name
User avatar #108 to #107 - theflamingfire ONLINE (01/12/2014) [-]
I want to go home....
#109 to #108 - erubetie (01/12/2014) [-]
You will never leave
User avatar #98 to #97 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (01/10/2014) [-]
rip Erubite?! What's this?!
And Vampire Hunter D?
#100 to #98 - Casman (01/10/2014) [-]
I dunno the sauce anymore
I dunno the sauce anymore
User avatar #99 to #98 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (01/10/2014) [-]
D: I didn't notice and now I feel bad!
#77 - erubetie (01/01/2014) [-]
So what are you doing in 2014?
User avatar #78 to #77 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (01/01/2014) [-]
I'm not sure yet, actually. You? Also, HAPPY NEW YEARS, SEXY!
#79 to #78 - erubetie (01/01/2014) [-]
**erubetie kisses dharkmoswen** T-thank you
User avatar #80 to #79 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (01/02/2014) [-]
^.^ Well? Got any plans?
User avatar #81 to #80 - erubetie (01/02/2014) [-]
Just hang around talking to humans
User avatar #82 to #81 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (01/02/2014) [-]
Well I log on at least once a day. How do you keep your keyboard from getting all slimey anyway?
User avatar #83 to #82 - erubetie (01/02/2014) [-]
Magic
User avatar #84 to #83 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (01/02/2014) [-]
Heh. Well I need some of that magic for my house. Keeps getting messy all the damn time.
User avatar #85 to #84 - erubetie (01/02/2014) [-]
I live in a cave and I'm a slime so there is not a lot of dirt down here
User avatar #86 to #85 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (01/02/2014) [-]
Yeah, but living with all those other slimes... I've been wondering about that anyway. Are they sisters or something?
#87 to #86 - erubetie (01/02/2014) [-]
No they are my slimes I am the queen of them all
User avatar #88 to #87 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (01/03/2014) [-]
So.... just different families and such?
#89 to #88 - erubetie (01/03/2014) [-]
Yeah but I have no family none of them are related to me only my clones
User avatar #90 to #89 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (01/03/2014) [-]
*silently hugs*
User avatar #92 to #91 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
*smiles* Sorry I've been gone so long. ((Wife was in the hospital. She's doing well and says hi!))
#93 to #92 - erubetie (01/08/2014) [-]
Your wife likes me too?
User avatar #94 to #93 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
Actually, I do believe you're her favorite! Maybe tied with Tamamo though
#95 to #94 - erubetie (01/08/2014) [-]
Tell her I said thank you
User avatar #96 to #95 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
Heh, of course!
#26 - erubetie (12/21/2013) [-]
Why hello there
User avatar #67 to #26 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
*grr* I guess not.
User avatar #68 to #67 - erubetie (12/27/2013) [-]
**erubetie lets dharkmoswen go** Ok
User avatar #69 to #68 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
Tease
User avatar #70 to #69 - erubetie (12/27/2013) [-]
**erubetie Grabs dharkmoswen**
User avatar #71 to #70 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
O.O
User avatar #72 to #71 - erubetie (12/27/2013) [-]
Tease you say?
User avatar #73 to #72 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
Did I?
User avatar #74 to #73 - erubetie (12/27/2013) [-]
Yes
User avatar #75 to #74 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
User avatar #47 to #26 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (12/22/2013) [-]
*starts taking pictures* looks like we'll have to start from back up here again
#48 to #47 - erubetie (12/22/2013) [-]
The flashes freak me out
User avatar #49 to #48 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (12/22/2013) [-]
Oh ok... *pulls out an easel and painting supplies*
User avatar #50 to #49 - erubetie (12/23/2013) [-]
**erubetie absorbs the easel and painting supplies**
User avatar #51 to #50 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (12/23/2013) [-]
Hey!!! I was gonna paint you! Those were expensive too. How do you intend on paying for them?
#52 to #51 - erubetie (12/23/2013) [-]
I have no money
User avatar #53 to #52 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (12/23/2013) [-]
Well then how are we gonna fix this?
#54 to #53 - erubetie (12/23/2013) [-]
I might have to kill you so there are no witnesses....
User avatar #55 to #54 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (12/24/2013) [-]
-.- In the mood I'm in today, I'd like to see you try.
#56 to #55 - erubetie (12/24/2013) [-]
If you trip its all over for you
User avatar #57 to #56 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (12/24/2013) [-]
Wait, what? *looks around wandering what I just got myself into*
#58 to #57 - erubetie (12/24/2013) [-]
You look so cute when your scared
User avatar #59 to #58 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (12/24/2013) [-]
I-I'm not scared. I'm just nervous about hurting you!
#60 to #59 - erubetie (12/24/2013) [-]
**erubetie steps closer** Suuuure
User avatar #61 to #60 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (12/24/2013) [-]
*tries to run*
User avatar #62 to #61 - erubetie (12/24/2013) [-]
**erubetie Runs after dharkmoswen**
User avatar #63 to #62 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (12/25/2013) [-]
*gets caught*
User avatar #64 to #63 - erubetie (12/26/2013) [-]
**erubetie gives dharkmoswen a huge slimy hug**
User avatar #65 to #64 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (12/26/2013) [-]
AAHHH!!! *struggles*
User avatar #66 to #65 - erubetie (12/26/2013) [-]
**erubetie kisses dharkmoswen on his cheek** Do I still have to pay you?
User avatar #27 to #26 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (12/21/2013) [-]
Hi there, sexy lady!
User avatar #29 to #28 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (12/21/2013) [-]
What?! You're in the top 3 sexy girls in the game!
#30 to #29 - erubetie (12/21/2013) [-]
I know but no one ever said that to me
User avatar #31 to #30 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (12/21/2013) [-]
Meh, most people are stupid. Still a bit surprising.
User avatar #33 to #32 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (12/21/2013) [-]
So what plans have you for the day?
#34 to #33 - erubetie (12/21/2013) [-]
Want to spend some time with me?
User avatar #35 to #34 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (12/21/2013) [-]
As long as it doesn't include me dying, sure. I'm still holding out for Granberia.
#36 to #35 - erubetie (12/21/2013) [-]
I already found someone like that but he won't respond to me so I don't have anyone to hang out with
User avatar #37 to #36 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (12/21/2013) [-]
Aww! Well I have no problem hanging out with you! Say... what can you turn into?
User avatar #38 to #37 - erubetie (12/21/2013) [-]
I can mold into shapes
User avatar #39 to #38 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (12/21/2013) [-]
Not other people? Oh well. You're too cute to change into other people anyway.
#40 to #39 - erubetie (12/21/2013) [-]
Thank you
User avatar #41 to #40 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (12/21/2013) [-]
^.^
User avatar #43 to #42 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (12/21/2013) [-]
Ooh! Pretty! ^.^ I can't wait till part 3 comes out >.<
#44 to #43 - erubetie (12/21/2013) [-]
Then there will be more erubetie pictures
User avatar #45 to #44 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (12/21/2013) [-]
Woot! Pose for me! *pulls out camera*
User avatar #22 - alucord ONLINE (12/05/2013) [-]
In related spiderman stuff,

Can I have your avatar?
User avatar #23 to #22 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (12/05/2013) [-]
Heh, sure, but how is that spiderman related?
User avatar #24 to #23 - alucord ONLINE (12/05/2013) [-]
DAMN IT!

i mean unrealted too,
I have no idea what happened there.

#25 to #24 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (12/05/2013) [-]
lol that's ok. Love your avvie as well ^.^
lol that's ok. Love your avvie as well ^.^
User avatar #18 - xgameloverx (01/16/2013) [-]
I saw you posting soul eater gifs. May I have some? I lost my soul eater folder a while ago...
User avatar #19 to #18 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (01/16/2013) [-]
To be completely honest, I google most of my stuff when I need it. I had the pic of sad blair and I wanted a response as blair, so I searched it.
User avatar #20 to #19 - xgameloverx (01/16/2013) [-]
Oh, nevermind then. Thanks anyways
User avatar #21 to #20 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (01/16/2013) [-]
No problem!
User avatar #14 to #13 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (11/19/2012) [-]
O.o Who turned the Rock white?!
User avatar #15 to #14 - insowietrussia (11/19/2012) [-]
lol that's not the rock... i think
#16 to #15 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (11/19/2012) [-]
Look at the face... Someone shopped it onto someone else's head.
User avatar #2 - phanact (11/17/2012) [-]
What's this all about?
#1 - aaronthefknpanda (09/17/2012) [-]
deflowered your comments section x3

now here's Twilight with a ponytail
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