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Date Signed Up:3/03/2011
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#85 - WHY!? 07/29/2014 on 5 Interesting Facts on... 0
#84 - Because their media says we're a starving country that drinks …  [+] (11 new replies) 07/29/2014 on 5 Interesting Facts on... +10
#115 - nonanonnon (07/29/2014) [-]
Maybe we should just bomb them with pictures of our morbidly obese citizens, with a couple orders of McDonalds in the crates too.
User avatar #107 - lotengo (07/29/2014) [-]
Caffe frappe is a nice way to start your day tho
User avatar #86 - butterduck (07/29/2014) [-]
Average day in NK "Slave mines, Slave sleep, Watch propaganda 1 inch TV" NK guy "Americans drink snow coffee" Die"

But why do they care so much about coffee?
User avatar #106 - slenderwolf (07/29/2014) [-]
Fun Fact, most NK slaves are sent to Siberia where they chop down trees, sometimes to make lumber for common furniture items. There is supposedly a town in Siberia that looks just like a Korean town and most everyone believes they are in Korea
User avatar #87 - dharkmoswen (07/29/2014) [-]
You, know, I'm not sure! I think it was just that they were saying that was what we survived off of. Snow coffee for survival. I gotta tell you though, having boiled snow for your coffee/tea is actually REALLY good.
#105 - aldothenazi (07/29/2014) [-]
**aldothenazi rolled image** So you are saying that I should take enough snow, boil it, then use it as coffee water? Sounds cool but Im skeptical, it is FJ afterall and we are talking about NK facts here so forgive me.
User avatar #117 - dharkmoswen (07/29/2014) [-]
ONLY if it's fresh snow AND you're not in an industrial/city area. Otherwise, you get polluted snow in one way or another.
User avatar #88 - butterduck (07/29/2014) [-]
That sounds like a compliment, they're saying americans are resistant to cold, and getting the common cold, sense we're always drinking snow coffee, we must like other snow beverages and foodstuffs.
User avatar #89 - dharkmoswen (07/29/2014) [-]
No, no other foodstufs. We can't afford it.
Anyone got the propaganda video I'm talking about? I'm still not sure it's not just mockery.
User avatar #90 - butterduck (07/29/2014) [-]
So we just survive off snow coffee.
Then why did they threaten to nuke us if we're already fucked up.
User avatar #118 - dharkmoswen (07/29/2014) [-]
I HAVE NO IDEA! It doesn't make any sense to me.
#118 - Guys! What if 7 didn't actually kill herself and is watchi 07/29/2014 on titles are hard 0
#117 - PERFECT picture for this... 07/29/2014 on titles are hard +1
#99 - Yes, and?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/29/2014 on Fat logic 0
#100 - mixedfeelings (07/29/2014) [-]
it's not as correct as you may think.
#5 - WRONG! It's Xbox, pekingese, need a bear, manatee, SEPHIROTH! … 07/28/2014 on I always wondered what the... +3
#77 - Thank you! 07/28/2014 on Fat logic +1
#74 - iamreadyforyourrage.jpg I still think they are both unattractive.  [+] (5 new replies) 07/28/2014 on Fat logic 0
#89 - mixedfeelings (07/28/2014) [-]
you do realise this is made for artists to help them draw characters?
User avatar #99 - dharkmoswen (07/29/2014) [-]
Yes, and?
#100 - mixedfeelings (07/29/2014) [-]
it's not as correct as you may think.
#76 - bubbleisacat (07/28/2014) [-]
The full one
User avatar #77 - dharkmoswen (07/28/2014) [-]
Thank you!
#75 - and it is most definitely a satire. He said so himself. 07/28/2014 on It's over guys!!! +1
#81 - I just hate overly general statements. 07/28/2014 on this could be a great hentai 0
#22 - or give you 10% just for making an attempt eve though you're b… 07/28/2014 on A long comp. +3
#120 - Exactly. If you aren't the kind of person who could get away w… 07/28/2014 on Fedora 0
#112 - Oh, I agree. I just have this to sho that not every person who…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/28/2014 on Fedora 0
User avatar #113 - ljxjlos (07/28/2014) [-]
Well, thereĀ“s always the 0,000001% I guess.D
User avatar #120 - dharkmoswen (07/28/2014) [-]
Exactly. If you aren't the kind of person who could get away with wearing anything, you shouldn't wear a fedora, eh?
#25 - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. 07/28/2014 on It's a classic 0
#31 - see #26 07/28/2014 on Thin Privilege Exists! 0
#16 - I also see Spice and Wolf! Stupid potatoes...  [+] (5 new replies) 07/28/2014 on It's a classic +6
#26 - janosaudron (07/28/2014) [-]
#17 - anonymous (07/28/2014) [-]
Source to dat gif?
User avatar #25 - dharkmoswen (07/28/2014) [-]
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
User avatar #24 - cancer (07/28/2014) [-]
Stupid potatoes
User avatar #18 - nopefarther (07/28/2014) [-]
Spice and wolf
#30 - Picture 07/28/2014 on Fedora 0
#23 - sauce... for research.... reasons... things....  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2014 on Only Japan 0
#30 - I'd ask how you know she was in heat, but I'm not sure I want … 07/28/2014 on Trying to break in... +1
#53 - At least Legends looks like it has a chance of being good. 07/28/2014 on Morgan Freeman Sucking Helium 0
#52 - OP, thank you very much. you could not have had a better time … 07/28/2014 on Morgan Freeman Sucking Helium +1
#23 - PLEASE 07/28/2014 on OC +1
#4 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 07/27/2014 on OC +14
User avatar #14 - blazefox (07/27/2014) [-]
ok i don't have the skills but someone needs to make one of those pics that's the potato screaming, then when you hover over it, it's the "not today" potato
User avatar #23 - dharkmoswen (07/28/2014) [-]
PLEASE
#15 - titsequalthumbs (07/27/2014) [-]
#32 - vorarephilia (07/28/2014) [-]
#10 - anonymous (07/27/2014) [-]
noooooooooooo
#17 - The show is pretty ******* awesome. Check it out if you… 07/26/2014 on Oh shit 0
#15 - VERY. The other three are part of a group that intends t…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/26/2014 on Oh shit 0
User avatar #16 - norkas (07/26/2014) [-]
thatsprettybrutal.jpg
User avatar #17 - dharkmoswen (07/26/2014) [-]
The show is pretty fucking awesome. Check it out if you get a chance.
I haven't wwatched it in years though..... I should watch it again....

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User avatar #127 - redrepeater (12/24/2014) [-]
You may not remember me, but merry christmas/happy heartswarming!
User avatar #128 to #127 - dharkmoswen (12/24/2014) [-]
actuallly, I vaguely do.... your name is familiar, but I can't place it.
User avatar #129 to #128 - redrepeater (12/24/2014) [-]
Just scroll down the comment section on your profile and you might remember.
User avatar #130 to #129 - dharkmoswen (12/24/2014) [-]
wow... now I feel silly... Thank you very much, merry christmas/happy heartswarming to you as well, and I got a ps3 for christmas!
User avatar #131 to #130 - redrepeater (12/24/2014) [-]
Neat! You should get the Kingdom hearts final mix collections. I strongly recommend those games.
User avatar #132 to #131 - dharkmoswen (12/24/2014) [-]
is that the whole re-release/remastered set?
User avatar #134 to #132 - redrepeater (12/24/2014) [-]
Also, I've heard mlp season 5 have been delayed. So yeah...
User avatar #135 to #134 - dharkmoswen (12/24/2014) [-]
I will and thanks! Hopefully it doesn't take too long... my daughter and I both want to see more.
User avatar #137 to #135 - redrepeater (12/25/2014) [-]
But yeah, rumors say it's delayed a whole year. Also, your daughter is awesome for liking ponies.
User avatar #139 to #137 - dharkmoswen (12/25/2014) [-]
Yikes. I wonder why the holdup.
User avatar #141 to #139 - redrepeater (12/25/2014) [-]
Someone says their assets got destroyed during a power outage and they didn't backup their assets. I really hope it does not affect the quality of the show.
User avatar #143 to #141 - dharkmoswen (12/25/2014) [-]
Makes sense. I doubt it will.
User avatar #136 to #135 - redrepeater (12/25/2014) [-]
You have a daughter? Oh wow. I am surprised. Usually I only find teenage bronies on funnyjunk.
User avatar #138 to #136 - dharkmoswen (12/25/2014) [-]
XD Yeah, I'm 28, married going on 8 years. My wife actually uses my profile sometimes.
User avatar #140 to #138 - redrepeater (12/25/2014) [-]
Haha, that's awesome! You must be the happiest man on earth.
User avatar #142 to #140 - dharkmoswen (12/25/2014) [-]
I try. Nobody has it perfect. Always remember that.
User avatar #144 to #142 - redrepeater (12/25/2014) [-]
I know, but you seem to be a good man so I wish you all the good fortune you can get.
User avatar #145 to #144 - dharkmoswen (12/25/2014) [-]
Thanks! And I try. You seem like a decent person as well.
User avatar #146 to #145 - redrepeater (12/26/2014) [-]
Thank you! It is always nice to meet random nice strangers on the internet.
User avatar #133 to #132 - redrepeater (12/24/2014) [-]
Yes! Do it whenever you can!
User avatar #114 - redrepeater (06/25/2014) [-]
Hey. Nice to find someone who think alike.
What consoles do you own, by the way?
User avatar #115 to #114 - dharkmoswen (06/25/2014) [-]
Personally? I just have my pc and if you count handhelds, a 3ds and a vita. I've fiddled with every console out there, however and the PC is my favorite... and the only one I can afford T.T
User avatar #116 to #115 - redrepeater (06/25/2014) [-]
Fair enough. I would get a Wii U myself if I could afford one. Those upcoming games looks fun.
User avatar #117 to #116 - dharkmoswen (06/25/2014) [-]
I prefer PC.... doesn't mean I wouldn't own every console in existence if I could afford it.
User avatar #118 to #117 - redrepeater (06/25/2014) [-]
Same here, but only because of the few exclusives I'm interested in.
User avatar #119 to #118 - dharkmoswen (06/25/2014) [-]
Hell ya, man.

btw.... what's your profile pic from?
User avatar #122 to #120 - dharkmoswen (06/25/2014) [-]
Are you kidding me? My curiosity has gotten me skydiving.... and I'm terrified of heights. Curiosity is my bane....
User avatar #124 to #122 - redrepeater (06/26/2014) [-]
So, did you click it?
User avatar #125 to #124 - dharkmoswen (06/26/2014) [-]
I haven't had a chance, tbh, but I will.
User avatar #113 - dharkmoswen (06/25/2014) [-]
Heya erubetie. Watchu been up to lately?
User avatar #121 to #113 - erubetie (06/25/2014) [-]
Nothin much you?
User avatar #123 to #121 - dharkmoswen (06/25/2014) [-]
Same here, actually. Just been ttaking care of my family and trying to eek out a living.
User avatar #110 - dharkmoswen (01/13/2014) [-]
Heya erubite. *pulls out a tub* It's kinda hot here, but this should keep ya cool.
#111 to #110 - erubetie (01/13/2014) [-]
You spelled my name wrong
User avatar #112 to #111 - dharkmoswen (01/13/2014) [-]
O///O OMG!
User avatar #101 - Casman (01/10/2014) [-]
myanimelist.net/anime/17074/Monogatari_Series:_Second_Season this one. I was thinking about D-Frag, but it's this anime.
User avatar #102 to #101 - dharkmoswen (01/10/2014) [-]
Ah! Thank you very much!
#97 - Casman (01/09/2014) [-]
This gif? Our comments got deleted but you can try to revers google it. I think it was from an anime with 'D' in it.  something D. I got it from a tumblr friend.   
   
also rip erubetie
This gif? Our comments got deleted but you can try to revers google it. I think it was from an anime with 'D' in it. something D. I got it from a tumblr friend.

also rip erubetie
#103 to #97 - erubetie (01/11/2014) [-]
I'm not dead
#104 to #103 - Casman (01/11/2014) [-]
You live!!!! I should've known that your cells would grow back together.   
What happened?
You live!!!! I should've known that your cells would grow back together.
What happened?
User avatar #105 to #104 - erubetie (01/11/2014) [-]
I was IP banned
User avatar #106 to #105 - drmedic (01/12/2014) [-]
What had happened? I was kinda worried to not see you around.
#107 to #106 - erubetie (01/12/2014) [-]
Me and theflamingfire use the same ip address and I disabled my account if you ever want to talk just say my name
User avatar #108 to #107 - theflamingfire (01/12/2014) [-]
I want to go home....
#109 to #108 - erubetie (01/12/2014) [-]
You will never leave
User avatar #98 to #97 - dharkmoswen (01/10/2014) [-]
rip Erubite?! What's this?!
And Vampire Hunter D?
#100 to #98 - Casman (01/10/2014) [-]
I dunno the sauce anymore
I dunno the sauce anymore
User avatar #99 to #98 - dharkmoswen (01/10/2014) [-]
D: I didn't notice and now I feel bad!
#77 - erubetie (01/01/2014) [-]
So what are you doing in 2014?
User avatar #78 to #77 - dharkmoswen (01/01/2014) [-]
I'm not sure yet, actually. You? Also, HAPPY NEW YEARS, SEXY!
#79 to #78 - erubetie (01/01/2014) [-]
**erubetie kisses dharkmoswen** T-thank you
User avatar #80 to #79 - dharkmoswen (01/02/2014) [-]
^.^ Well? Got any plans?
User avatar #81 to #80 - erubetie (01/02/2014) [-]
Just hang around talking to humans
User avatar #82 to #81 - dharkmoswen (01/02/2014) [-]
Well I log on at least once a day. How do you keep your keyboard from getting all slimey anyway?
User avatar #83 to #82 - erubetie (01/02/2014) [-]
Magic
User avatar #84 to #83 - dharkmoswen (01/02/2014) [-]
Heh. Well I need some of that magic for my house. Keeps getting messy all the damn time.
User avatar #85 to #84 - erubetie (01/02/2014) [-]
I live in a cave and I'm a slime so there is not a lot of dirt down here
User avatar #86 to #85 - dharkmoswen (01/02/2014) [-]
Yeah, but living with all those other slimes... I've been wondering about that anyway. Are they sisters or something?
#87 to #86 - erubetie (01/02/2014) [-]
No they are my slimes I am the queen of them all
User avatar #88 to #87 - dharkmoswen (01/03/2014) [-]
So.... just different families and such?
#89 to #88 - erubetie (01/03/2014) [-]
Yeah but I have no family none of them are related to me only my clones
User avatar #90 to #89 - dharkmoswen (01/03/2014) [-]
*silently hugs*
User avatar #92 to #91 - dharkmoswen (01/08/2014) [-]
*smiles* Sorry I've been gone so long. ((Wife was in the hospital. She's doing well and says hi!))
#93 to #92 - erubetie (01/08/2014) [-]
Your wife likes me too?
User avatar #94 to #93 - dharkmoswen (01/08/2014) [-]
Actually, I do believe you're her favorite! Maybe tied with Tamamo though
#95 to #94 - erubetie (01/08/2014) [-]
Tell her I said thank you
User avatar #96 to #95 - dharkmoswen (01/09/2014) [-]
Heh, of course!
#26 - erubetie (12/21/2013) [-]
Why hello there
User avatar #67 to #26 - dharkmoswen (12/27/2013) [-]
*grr* I guess not.
User avatar #68 to #67 - erubetie (12/27/2013) [-]
**erubetie lets dharkmoswen go** Ok
User avatar #69 to #68 - dharkmoswen (12/27/2013) [-]
Tease
User avatar #70 to #69 - erubetie (12/27/2013) [-]
**erubetie Grabs dharkmoswen**
User avatar #72 to #71 - erubetie (12/27/2013) [-]
Tease you say?
User avatar #73 to #72 - dharkmoswen (12/27/2013) [-]
Did I?
User avatar #74 to #73 - erubetie (12/27/2013) [-]
Yes
User avatar #47 to #26 - dharkmoswen (12/22/2013) [-]
*starts taking pictures* looks like we'll have to start from back up here again
#48 to #47 - erubetie (12/22/2013) [-]
The flashes freak me out
User avatar #49 to #48 - dharkmoswen (12/22/2013) [-]
Oh ok... *pulls out an easel and painting supplies*
User avatar #50 to #49 - erubetie (12/23/2013) [-]
**erubetie absorbs the easel and painting supplies**
User avatar #51 to #50 - dharkmoswen (12/23/2013) [-]
Hey!!! I was gonna paint you! Those were expensive too. How do you intend on paying for them?
#52 to #51 - erubetie (12/23/2013) [-]
I have no money
User avatar #53 to #52 - dharkmoswen (12/23/2013) [-]
Well then how are we gonna fix this?
#54 to #53 - erubetie (12/23/2013) [-]
I might have to kill you so there are no witnesses....
User avatar #55 to #54 - dharkmoswen (12/24/2013) [-]
-.- In the mood I'm in today, I'd like to see you try.
#56 to #55 - erubetie (12/24/2013) [-]
If you trip its all over for you
User avatar #57 to #56 - dharkmoswen (12/24/2013) [-]
Wait, what? *looks around wandering what I just got myself into*
#58 to #57 - erubetie (12/24/2013) [-]
You look so cute when your scared
User avatar #59 to #58 - dharkmoswen (12/24/2013) [-]
I-I'm not scared. I'm just nervous about hurting you!
#60 to #59 - erubetie (12/24/2013) [-]
**erubetie steps closer** Suuuure
User avatar #61 to #60 - dharkmoswen (12/24/2013) [-]
*tries to run*
User avatar #62 to #61 - erubetie (12/24/2013) [-]
**erubetie Runs after dharkmoswen**
User avatar #63 to #62 - dharkmoswen (12/25/2013) [-]
*gets caught*
User avatar #64 to #63 - erubetie (12/26/2013) [-]
**erubetie gives dharkmoswen a huge slimy hug**
User avatar #65 to #64 - dharkmoswen (12/26/2013) [-]
AAHHH!!! *struggles*
User avatar #66 to #65 - erubetie (12/26/2013) [-]
**erubetie kisses dharkmoswen on his cheek** Do I still have to pay you?
User avatar #27 to #26 - dharkmoswen (12/21/2013) [-]
Hi there, sexy lady!
User avatar #29 to #28 - dharkmoswen (12/21/2013) [-]
What?! You're in the top 3 sexy girls in the game!
#30 to #29 - erubetie (12/21/2013) [-]
I know but no one ever said that to me
User avatar #31 to #30 - dharkmoswen (12/21/2013) [-]
Meh, most people are stupid. Still a bit surprising.
User avatar #33 to #32 - dharkmoswen (12/21/2013) [-]
So what plans have you for the day?
#34 to #33 - erubetie (12/21/2013) [-]
Want to spend some time with me?
User avatar #35 to #34 - dharkmoswen (12/21/2013) [-]
As long as it doesn't include me dying, sure. I'm still holding out for Granberia.
#36 to #35 - erubetie (12/21/2013) [-]
I already found someone like that but he won't respond to me so I don't have anyone to hang out with
User avatar #37 to #36 - dharkmoswen (12/21/2013) [-]
Aww! Well I have no problem hanging out with you! Say... what can you turn into?
User avatar #38 to #37 - erubetie (12/21/2013) [-]
I can mold into shapes
User avatar #39 to #38 - dharkmoswen (12/21/2013) [-]
Not other people? Oh well. You're too cute to change into other people anyway.
#40 to #39 - erubetie (12/21/2013) [-]
Thank you
User avatar #43 to #42 - dharkmoswen (12/21/2013) [-]
Ooh! Pretty! ^.^ I can't wait till part 3 comes out >.<
#44 to #43 - erubetie (12/21/2013) [-]
Then there will be more erubetie pictures
User avatar #45 to #44 - dharkmoswen (12/21/2013) [-]
Woot! Pose for me! *pulls out camera*
User avatar #22 - alucord (12/05/2013) [-]
In related spiderman stuff,

Can I have your avatar?
User avatar #23 to #22 - dharkmoswen (12/05/2013) [-]
Heh, sure, but how is that spiderman related?
User avatar #24 to #23 - alucord (12/05/2013) [-]
DAMN IT!

i mean unrealted too,
I have no idea what happened there.

#25 to #24 - dharkmoswen (12/05/2013) [-]
lol that's ok. Love your avvie as well ^.^
lol that's ok. Love your avvie as well ^.^
User avatar #18 - xgameloverx (01/16/2013) [-]
I saw you posting soul eater gifs. May I have some? I lost my soul eater folder a while ago...
User avatar #19 to #18 - dharkmoswen (01/16/2013) [-]
To be completely honest, I google most of my stuff when I need it. I had the pic of sad blair and I wanted a response as blair, so I searched it.
User avatar #20 to #19 - xgameloverx (01/16/2013) [-]
Oh, nevermind then. Thanks anyways
User avatar #21 to #20 - dharkmoswen (01/16/2013) [-]
No problem!
User avatar #14 to #13 - dharkmoswen (11/19/2012) [-]
O.o Who turned the Rock white?!
User avatar #15 to #14 - insowietrussia (11/19/2012) [-]
lol that's not the rock... i think
#16 to #15 - dharkmoswen (11/19/2012) [-]
Look at the face... Someone shopped it onto someone else's head.
User avatar #2 - phanact (11/17/2012) [-]
What's this all about?
#1 - aaronthefknpanda (09/17/2012) [-]
deflowered your comments section x3

now here's Twilight with a ponytail
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