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dharkmoswen

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Date Signed Up:3/03/2011
Last Login:7/14/2016
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#49 - And this is just the perfect example of people taking somethin… 05/06/2016 on Gordon Ramsay 0
#47 - "I can understand not believing because it's on the inter…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/06/2016 on Gordon Ramsay 0
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#48 - pivotmasterdmtwo (05/06/2016) [-]
You answered your own question in your comment. It's on the internet, therefore I instantly don't believe it.
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#50 - dharkmoswen (05/06/2016) [-]
No, I didn't. You need to learn to listen. My question is why people's first reaction is "It's on the internet, it MUST be lies." Why not "Doesn't sound realistic, probably a lie," or "Well if so, cool for them," and move on.
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#52 - pivotmasterdmtwo (05/06/2016) [-]
I don't get why you're making such a big deal of this. Nor do I get why you're getting so butt flustered about my response.
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#53 - dharkmoswen (05/06/2016) [-]
You are one arrogant person, aren't you?
I just made a simple observation/question. You didn't read it completely so I corrected you. There's no flustered. There's no making a big deal out of anything.
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#54 - pivotmasterdmtwo (05/06/2016) [-]
Okay.
Have a good day.
#45 - I would if I could.  [+] (4 new replies) 05/06/2016 on Gordon Ramsay 0
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#55 - catburglarpenis (05/06/2016) [-]
Kill the weakest one you can find, take his uniform. Mulan did it, what's the big deal?
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#57 - dharkmoswen (05/06/2016) [-]
Sick wife at home who needs me.
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#61 - catburglarpenis (05/06/2016) [-]
Sick family at home who needs me. Turned out they needed professional dependent care more Han my terrible expertise.

Buddy of mine had a wife who got sick as a dog when he was in South Korea. Him and his wife got sent home 'til she got better, then it was back to work in the 'States.

Fun
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#68 - dharkmoswen (05/06/2016) [-]
More the just recently got a expiration date kind of sick. Yeah, the numbers are bullshit, but whatever time we do have, we're going to make count.
#44 - Why is people's automatic reaction this? I mean I can understa…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/06/2016 on Gordon Ramsay +3
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#46 - pivotmasterdmtwo (05/06/2016) [-]
Because you'd have to be a retard to believe anything a random stranger on the internet said.
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#47 - dharkmoswen (05/06/2016) [-]
"I can understand not believing because it's on the internet..."
I literally just got through saying this. My question stands.
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#48 - pivotmasterdmtwo (05/06/2016) [-]
You answered your own question in your comment. It's on the internet, therefore I instantly don't believe it.
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#50 - dharkmoswen (05/06/2016) [-]
No, I didn't. You need to learn to listen. My question is why people's first reaction is "It's on the internet, it MUST be lies." Why not "Doesn't sound realistic, probably a lie," or "Well if so, cool for them," and move on.
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#52 - pivotmasterdmtwo (05/06/2016) [-]
I don't get why you're making such a big deal of this. Nor do I get why you're getting so butt flustered about my response.
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#53 - dharkmoswen (05/06/2016) [-]
You are one arrogant person, aren't you?
I just made a simple observation/question. You didn't read it completely so I corrected you. There's no flustered. There's no making a big deal out of anything.
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#54 - pivotmasterdmtwo (05/06/2016) [-]
Okay.
Have a good day.
#42 - Only if you're not good at being lazy.  [+] (11 new replies) 05/06/2016 on Gordon Ramsay +5
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#43 - catburglarpenis (05/06/2016) [-]
> went through boot camp once
> never pay bills again
> king of laziness

Being a servicemember is awesome, try it
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#56 - hellbentcrusade (05/06/2016) [-]
I still have bills. You lied
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#59 - catburglarpenis (05/06/2016) [-]
Then don't do the payment plan for your RealDoll duh, just buy it outright
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#60 - hellbentcrusade (05/06/2016) [-]
Those things are expensive and I can't wait to build up the money.
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#62 - catburglarpenis (05/06/2016) [-]
Juicy Girls are cheaper
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#64 - hellbentcrusade (05/06/2016) [-]
Real women might laugh at my incher, dolls don't
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#45 - dharkmoswen (05/06/2016) [-]
I would if I could.
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#55 - catburglarpenis (05/06/2016) [-]
Kill the weakest one you can find, take his uniform. Mulan did it, what's the big deal?
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#57 - dharkmoswen (05/06/2016) [-]
Sick wife at home who needs me.
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#61 - catburglarpenis (05/06/2016) [-]
Sick family at home who needs me. Turned out they needed professional dependent care more Han my terrible expertise.

Buddy of mine had a wife who got sick as a dog when he was in South Korea. Him and his wife got sent home 'til she got better, then it was back to work in the 'States.

Fun
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#68 - dharkmoswen (05/06/2016) [-]
More the just recently got a expiration date kind of sick. Yeah, the numbers are bullshit, but whatever time we do have, we're going to make count.
#83 - aka: Shiba Inubyforce 05/06/2016 on He went to the wrong... 0
#142 - Foamy is too psycho and Pilsy is just.... no.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/06/2016 on No Regrets 0
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#161 - GeneralLeeInsane (05/06/2016) [-]
He was obviously talking about Begley.
#141 - If I had the money, I'd be right there, man. How are you and t…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/06/2016 on No Regrets 0
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#146 - myopicprophet (05/06/2016) [-]
We're good, you know just living' life
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#153 - dharkmoswen (05/06/2016) [-]
I hear ya. We've stumbled across quite a few challenges ourselves recently.
#58 - Wonder Woman was forged from stone as an adult, which is why h… 05/05/2016 on That face 0
#69 - I need these.... all of them.... in hentai form. 05/05/2016 on Mini-Girls +1