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#52 - I honestly can't understand this kind of thought pattern. Why?…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/06/2015 on Best Day Ever +7
#56 - greyswordsman (04/06/2015) [-]
Here's a question to your question. Why is it people dont see a lot of couples where, specifically, a skinny girl is with a fat guy or a skinny guy with a fat girl? A lot of people are just shallow and want a good looking man or woman. I mean there IS a difference between having standards and then just being a selfish person who wants the perfect mate
User avatar #64 - dharkmoswen (04/06/2015) [-]
First, as in any sensible conversation, I will answer your question before asking my own. Most people find it more comfortable to date within their own weight class. Often times, you can find people with someone they don't even like because the person has money, or status, or any number of things. We fall in love not with the person for who they are, but rather for the things in them that we love already. Sometimes it's any of the things I mentioned before, but sometimes it's kindness or intelligence. It is, however, always something we want. When you get down to it, most humans are selfish creatures. The thing I want to know is how spoiled are you? The fact that you seem to think appearance should fit into some social group like we're all in high school tells me you are either well off and have no idea how love works or you are just a bitter person who has never felt loved. Either way, that's pretty damn selfish.
User avatar #54 - jiichei (04/06/2015) [-]
uh huh.

I'm slim for an example but I like people who are a bit chubby and have a small tummy.
I guess people still stick to these "out of your league" cliches. no one is perfect and yada yada yada. it's really stupid really. there is more to people than just their bodies.

can't people just love whoever they wanna love?
#110 - Who's we, kemosabi? 04/06/2015 on Dancers take a stand... 0
#18 - Ther's never enough Lupin III. Only the best thief of all time… 04/04/2015 on Famous Guns 0
#16 - The legend exists, however, and legends exit for a reason. Als… 04/04/2015 on La, la la la, la la la, +8
#217 - I actually have an upcoming trip to japan and for those of us … 04/02/2015 on Japan Facts: Acceptable... 0
#216 - Woot! I have been awaay from fj for a few months now and the f… 04/02/2015 on Japan Facts: Acceptable... 0
#69 - Stop your fukkin advertising **** 03/31/2015 on Another conspiracy... +3
#62 - NO NO NO NO NO NO NO 03/31/2015 on Get a blowjob from a... +1
#127 - Being*  [+] (1 new reply) 03/31/2015 on Anons Robotics Club 0
#142 - comraderoboto (03/31/2015) [-]
You get executed first when I invade America.
#124 - One of the best series out there.... That's how the zefraank do. 03/29/2015 on kinky 0
#133 - Thanks much! 03/29/2015 on The Banana Bunker 0
#129 - C'mon. Hand over the sauce already...  [+] (1 new reply) 03/29/2015 on The Banana Bunker 0
User avatar #132 - rockerrocksixty (03/29/2015) [-]
found it
#52 - It's so obscure and sooo corny, but just as good. 03/24/2015 on When the ping hits 999ms +1
#50 - Hey, I got it, and you are awesome for it. 03/24/2015 on When the ping hits 999ms +2
#28 - That means two things. apparently people don't get the referen…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/23/2015 on When the ping hits 999ms +1
User avatar #32 - kittywithclaws (03/23/2015) [-]
Guess it was a little too loose a reference
User avatar #50 - dharkmoswen (03/24/2015) [-]
Hey, I got it, and you are awesome for it.
User avatar #30 - vexaton (03/23/2015) [-]
I got it! I fucking love VGHS
User avatar #52 - dharkmoswen (03/24/2015) [-]
It's so obscure and sooo corny, but just as good.
#27 - It's the Law!!! Holy **** , I can't stop hating him. 03/23/2015 on When the ping hits 999ms +1
#156 - The question isn't about doing these things, but being a fan o… 03/23/2015 on He knows it 0
#142 - How is the person in the bottom room any less able to function…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/23/2015 on He knows it 0
User avatar #182 - hidanfangirl (03/23/2015) [-]
That's a good point. Not all fans of Anime are antisocial and stuff.
#226 - I've never actually played it, to be honest. The only reason I…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/23/2015 on smooth animation 0
#228 - alphagex (03/23/2015) [-]
My bad it spears i have made a typo by no means i meant that garbage cod i meant Spec Ops The Line..you know that video game that is very realistic in choice you made and can pretty much fuck you if you are not strong mentally enough, I heard of it but never played it

seriously tho i wonder if intel hd graphics on a laptop can handle that game system lab is like 50%/50%
User avatar #229 - alphagex (03/23/2015) [-]
it appears* sorry tired as fuck
#233 - Until they stop getting paid to ticket and harass as many peop… 03/23/2015 on feels warning. just skip this +2
#218 - and knock 3 points off a game set in a water area for too much water.  [+] (4 new replies) 03/23/2015 on smooth animation 0
User avatar #220 - alphagex (03/23/2015) [-]
IKR speaking of spec ops online i play the demo to see if my intel hd graphic comp can run it without shuting it down due to heat, if it can manage for more than 2 hours i buy it

Actually spoilers kinda Yeah i know spec ops online is a very emotional scary game, and is something i can respect in a game something that thinks outside the box
User avatar #226 - dharkmoswen (03/23/2015) [-]
I've never actually played it, to be honest. The only reason I even HAVE a COD is because it was given to me for christmas.
#228 - alphagex (03/23/2015) [-]
My bad it spears i have made a typo by no means i meant that garbage cod i meant Spec Ops The Line..you know that video game that is very realistic in choice you made and can pretty much fuck you if you are not strong mentally enough, I heard of it but never played it

seriously tho i wonder if intel hd graphics on a laptop can handle that game system lab is like 50%/50%
User avatar #229 - alphagex (03/23/2015) [-]
it appears* sorry tired as fuck
#215 - "fluid" would have been perfect there. I do…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/23/2015 on smooth animation 0
User avatar #216 - alphagex (03/23/2015) [-]
IGN are retarded

IGN the type of nigga to play spec ops online and rate it 1/10 for not enough actions
User avatar #218 - dharkmoswen (03/23/2015) [-]
and knock 3 points off a game set in a water area for too much water.
User avatar #220 - alphagex (03/23/2015) [-]
IKR speaking of spec ops online i play the demo to see if my intel hd graphic comp can run it without shuting it down due to heat, if it can manage for more than 2 hours i buy it

Actually spoilers kinda Yeah i know spec ops online is a very emotional scary game, and is something i can respect in a game something that thinks outside the box
User avatar #226 - dharkmoswen (03/23/2015) [-]
I've never actually played it, to be honest. The only reason I even HAVE a COD is because it was given to me for christmas.
#228 - alphagex (03/23/2015) [-]
My bad it spears i have made a typo by no means i meant that garbage cod i meant Spec Ops The Line..you know that video game that is very realistic in choice you made and can pretty much fuck you if you are not strong mentally enough, I heard of it but never played it

seriously tho i wonder if intel hd graphics on a laptop can handle that game system lab is like 50%/50%
User avatar #229 - alphagex (03/23/2015) [-]
it appears* sorry tired as fuck
#107 - No 03/23/2015 on untitled 0
#53 - flag* 03/23/2015 on Satisfaction +1
#52 - touch football in school.... that was your first clue.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/23/2015 on Satisfaction +2
User avatar #53 - dharkmoswen (03/23/2015) [-]
flag*

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User avatar #127 - redrepeater (12/24/2014) [-]
You may not remember me, but merry christmas/happy heartswarming!
User avatar #128 to #127 - dharkmoswen (12/24/2014) [-]
actuallly, I vaguely do.... your name is familiar, but I can't place it.
User avatar #129 to #128 - redrepeater (12/24/2014) [-]
Just scroll down the comment section on your profile and you might remember.
User avatar #130 to #129 - dharkmoswen (12/24/2014) [-]
wow... now I feel silly... Thank you very much, merry christmas/happy heartswarming to you as well, and I got a ps3 for christmas!
User avatar #131 to #130 - redrepeater (12/24/2014) [-]
Neat! You should get the Kingdom hearts final mix collections. I strongly recommend those games.
User avatar #132 to #131 - dharkmoswen (12/24/2014) [-]
is that the whole re-release/remastered set?
User avatar #134 to #132 - redrepeater (12/24/2014) [-]
Also, I've heard mlp season 5 have been delayed. So yeah...
User avatar #135 to #134 - dharkmoswen (12/24/2014) [-]
I will and thanks! Hopefully it doesn't take too long... my daughter and I both want to see more.
User avatar #137 to #135 - redrepeater (12/25/2014) [-]
But yeah, rumors say it's delayed a whole year. Also, your daughter is awesome for liking ponies.
User avatar #139 to #137 - dharkmoswen (12/25/2014) [-]
Yikes. I wonder why the holdup.
User avatar #141 to #139 - redrepeater (12/25/2014) [-]
Someone says their assets got destroyed during a power outage and they didn't backup their assets. I really hope it does not affect the quality of the show.
User avatar #143 to #141 - dharkmoswen (12/25/2014) [-]
Makes sense. I doubt it will.
User avatar #136 to #135 - redrepeater (12/25/2014) [-]
You have a daughter? Oh wow. I am surprised. Usually I only find teenage bronies on funnyjunk.
User avatar #138 to #136 - dharkmoswen (12/25/2014) [-]
XD Yeah, I'm 28, married going on 8 years. My wife actually uses my profile sometimes.
User avatar #140 to #138 - redrepeater (12/25/2014) [-]
Haha, that's awesome! You must be the happiest man on earth.
User avatar #142 to #140 - dharkmoswen (12/25/2014) [-]
I try. Nobody has it perfect. Always remember that.
User avatar #144 to #142 - redrepeater (12/25/2014) [-]
I know, but you seem to be a good man so I wish you all the good fortune you can get.
User avatar #145 to #144 - dharkmoswen (12/25/2014) [-]
Thanks! And I try. You seem like a decent person as well.
User avatar #146 to #145 - redrepeater (12/26/2014) [-]
Thank you! It is always nice to meet random nice strangers on the internet.
User avatar #133 to #132 - redrepeater (12/24/2014) [-]
Yes! Do it whenever you can!
User avatar #114 - redrepeater (06/25/2014) [-]
Hey. Nice to find someone who think alike.
What consoles do you own, by the way?
User avatar #115 to #114 - dharkmoswen (06/25/2014) [-]
Personally? I just have my pc and if you count handhelds, a 3ds and a vita. I've fiddled with every console out there, however and the PC is my favorite... and the only one I can afford T.T
User avatar #116 to #115 - redrepeater (06/25/2014) [-]
Fair enough. I would get a Wii U myself if I could afford one. Those upcoming games looks fun.
User avatar #117 to #116 - dharkmoswen (06/25/2014) [-]
I prefer PC.... doesn't mean I wouldn't own every console in existence if I could afford it.
User avatar #118 to #117 - redrepeater (06/25/2014) [-]
Same here, but only because of the few exclusives I'm interested in.
User avatar #119 to #118 - dharkmoswen (06/25/2014) [-]
Hell ya, man.

btw.... what's your profile pic from?
User avatar #122 to #120 - dharkmoswen (06/25/2014) [-]
Are you kidding me? My curiosity has gotten me skydiving.... and I'm terrified of heights. Curiosity is my bane....
User avatar #124 to #122 - redrepeater (06/26/2014) [-]
So, did you click it?
User avatar #125 to #124 - dharkmoswen (06/26/2014) [-]
I haven't had a chance, tbh, but I will.
User avatar #113 - dharkmoswen (06/25/2014) [-]
Heya erubetie. Watchu been up to lately?
User avatar #121 to #113 - erubetie (06/25/2014) [-]
Nothin much you?
User avatar #123 to #121 - dharkmoswen (06/25/2014) [-]
Same here, actually. Just been ttaking care of my family and trying to eek out a living.
User avatar #110 - dharkmoswen (01/13/2014) [-]
Heya erubite. *pulls out a tub* It's kinda hot here, but this should keep ya cool.
#111 to #110 - erubetie (01/13/2014) [-]
You spelled my name wrong
User avatar #112 to #111 - dharkmoswen (01/13/2014) [-]
O///O OMG!
User avatar #101 - Casman (01/10/2014) [-]
myanimelist.net/anime/17074/Monogatari_Series:_Second_Season this one. I was thinking about D-Frag, but it's this anime.
User avatar #102 to #101 - dharkmoswen (01/10/2014) [-]
Ah! Thank you very much!
#97 - Casman (01/09/2014) [-]
This gif? Our comments got deleted but you can try to revers google it. I think it was from an anime with 'D' in it.  something D. I got it from a tumblr friend.   
   
also rip erubetie
This gif? Our comments got deleted but you can try to revers google it. I think it was from an anime with 'D' in it. something D. I got it from a tumblr friend.

also rip erubetie
#103 to #97 - erubetie (01/11/2014) [-]
I'm not dead
#104 to #103 - Casman (01/11/2014) [-]
You live!!!! I should've known that your cells would grow back together.   
What happened?
You live!!!! I should've known that your cells would grow back together.
What happened?
User avatar #105 to #104 - erubetie (01/11/2014) [-]
I was IP banned
User avatar #106 to #105 - drmedic ONLINE (01/12/2014) [-]
What had happened? I was kinda worried to not see you around.
#107 to #106 - erubetie (01/12/2014) [-]
Me and theflamingfire use the same ip address and I disabled my account if you ever want to talk just say my name
User avatar #108 to #107 - theflamingfire (01/12/2014) [-]
I want to go home....
#109 to #108 - erubetie (01/12/2014) [-]
You will never leave
User avatar #98 to #97 - dharkmoswen (01/10/2014) [-]
rip Erubite?! What's this?!
And Vampire Hunter D?
#100 to #98 - Casman (01/10/2014) [-]
I dunno the sauce anymore
I dunno the sauce anymore
User avatar #99 to #98 - dharkmoswen (01/10/2014) [-]
D: I didn't notice and now I feel bad!
#77 - erubetie (01/01/2014) [-]
So what are you doing in 2014?
User avatar #78 to #77 - dharkmoswen (01/01/2014) [-]
I'm not sure yet, actually. You? Also, HAPPY NEW YEARS, SEXY!
#79 to #78 - erubetie (01/01/2014) [-]
**erubetie kisses dharkmoswen** T-thank you
User avatar #80 to #79 - dharkmoswen (01/02/2014) [-]
^.^ Well? Got any plans?
User avatar #81 to #80 - erubetie (01/02/2014) [-]
Just hang around talking to humans
User avatar #82 to #81 - dharkmoswen (01/02/2014) [-]
Well I log on at least once a day. How do you keep your keyboard from getting all slimey anyway?
User avatar #83 to #82 - erubetie (01/02/2014) [-]
Magic
User avatar #84 to #83 - dharkmoswen (01/02/2014) [-]
Heh. Well I need some of that magic for my house. Keeps getting messy all the damn time.
User avatar #85 to #84 - erubetie (01/02/2014) [-]
I live in a cave and I'm a slime so there is not a lot of dirt down here
User avatar #86 to #85 - dharkmoswen (01/02/2014) [-]
Yeah, but living with all those other slimes... I've been wondering about that anyway. Are they sisters or something?
#87 to #86 - erubetie (01/02/2014) [-]
No they are my slimes I am the queen of them all
User avatar #88 to #87 - dharkmoswen (01/03/2014) [-]
So.... just different families and such?
#89 to #88 - erubetie (01/03/2014) [-]
Yeah but I have no family none of them are related to me only my clones
User avatar #90 to #89 - dharkmoswen (01/03/2014) [-]
*silently hugs*
User avatar #92 to #91 - dharkmoswen (01/08/2014) [-]
*smiles* Sorry I've been gone so long. ((Wife was in the hospital. She's doing well and says hi!))
#93 to #92 - erubetie (01/08/2014) [-]
Your wife likes me too?
User avatar #94 to #93 - dharkmoswen (01/08/2014) [-]
Actually, I do believe you're her favorite! Maybe tied with Tamamo though
#95 to #94 - erubetie (01/08/2014) [-]
Tell her I said thank you
User avatar #96 to #95 - dharkmoswen (01/09/2014) [-]
Heh, of course!
#26 - erubetie (12/21/2013) [-]
Why hello there
User avatar #67 to #26 - dharkmoswen (12/27/2013) [-]
*grr* I guess not.
User avatar #68 to #67 - erubetie (12/27/2013) [-]
**erubetie lets dharkmoswen go** Ok
User avatar #69 to #68 - dharkmoswen (12/27/2013) [-]
Tease
User avatar #70 to #69 - erubetie (12/27/2013) [-]
**erubetie Grabs dharkmoswen**
User avatar #72 to #71 - erubetie (12/27/2013) [-]
Tease you say?
User avatar #73 to #72 - dharkmoswen (12/27/2013) [-]
Did I?
User avatar #74 to #73 - erubetie (12/27/2013) [-]
Yes
User avatar #47 to #26 - dharkmoswen (12/22/2013) [-]
*starts taking pictures* looks like we'll have to start from back up here again
#48 to #47 - erubetie (12/22/2013) [-]
The flashes freak me out
User avatar #49 to #48 - dharkmoswen (12/22/2013) [-]
Oh ok... *pulls out an easel and painting supplies*
User avatar #50 to #49 - erubetie (12/23/2013) [-]
**erubetie absorbs the easel and painting supplies**
User avatar #51 to #50 - dharkmoswen (12/23/2013) [-]
Hey!!! I was gonna paint you! Those were expensive too. How do you intend on paying for them?
#52 to #51 - erubetie (12/23/2013) [-]
I have no money
User avatar #53 to #52 - dharkmoswen (12/23/2013) [-]
Well then how are we gonna fix this?
#54 to #53 - erubetie (12/23/2013) [-]
I might have to kill you so there are no witnesses....
User avatar #55 to #54 - dharkmoswen (12/24/2013) [-]
-.- In the mood I'm in today, I'd like to see you try.
#56 to #55 - erubetie (12/24/2013) [-]
If you trip its all over for you
User avatar #57 to #56 - dharkmoswen (12/24/2013) [-]
Wait, what? *looks around wandering what I just got myself into*
#58 to #57 - erubetie (12/24/2013) [-]
You look so cute when your scared
User avatar #59 to #58 - dharkmoswen (12/24/2013) [-]
I-I'm not scared. I'm just nervous about hurting you!
#60 to #59 - erubetie (12/24/2013) [-]
**erubetie steps closer** Suuuure
User avatar #61 to #60 - dharkmoswen (12/24/2013) [-]
*tries to run*
User avatar #62 to #61 - erubetie (12/24/2013) [-]
**erubetie Runs after dharkmoswen**
User avatar #63 to #62 - dharkmoswen (12/25/2013) [-]
*gets caught*
User avatar #64 to #63 - erubetie (12/26/2013) [-]
**erubetie gives dharkmoswen a huge slimy hug**
User avatar #65 to #64 - dharkmoswen (12/26/2013) [-]
AAHHH!!! *struggles*
User avatar #66 to #65 - erubetie (12/26/2013) [-]
**erubetie kisses dharkmoswen on his cheek** Do I still have to pay you?
User avatar #27 to #26 - dharkmoswen (12/21/2013) [-]
Hi there, sexy lady!
User avatar #29 to #28 - dharkmoswen (12/21/2013) [-]
What?! You're in the top 3 sexy girls in the game!
#30 to #29 - erubetie (12/21/2013) [-]
I know but no one ever said that to me
User avatar #31 to #30 - dharkmoswen (12/21/2013) [-]
Meh, most people are stupid. Still a bit surprising.
User avatar #33 to #32 - dharkmoswen (12/21/2013) [-]
So what plans have you for the day?
#34 to #33 - erubetie (12/21/2013) [-]
Want to spend some time with me?
User avatar #35 to #34 - dharkmoswen (12/21/2013) [-]
As long as it doesn't include me dying, sure. I'm still holding out for Granberia.
#36 to #35 - erubetie (12/21/2013) [-]
I already found someone like that but he won't respond to me so I don't have anyone to hang out with
User avatar #37 to #36 - dharkmoswen (12/21/2013) [-]
Aww! Well I have no problem hanging out with you! Say... what can you turn into?
User avatar #38 to #37 - erubetie (12/21/2013) [-]
I can mold into shapes
User avatar #39 to #38 - dharkmoswen (12/21/2013) [-]
Not other people? Oh well. You're too cute to change into other people anyway.
#40 to #39 - erubetie (12/21/2013) [-]
Thank you
User avatar #43 to #42 - dharkmoswen (12/21/2013) [-]
Ooh! Pretty! ^.^ I can't wait till part 3 comes out >.<
#44 to #43 - erubetie (12/21/2013) [-]
Then there will be more erubetie pictures
User avatar #45 to #44 - dharkmoswen (12/21/2013) [-]
Woot! Pose for me! *pulls out camera*
User avatar #22 - alucord (12/05/2013) [-]
In related spiderman stuff,

Can I have your avatar?
User avatar #23 to #22 - dharkmoswen (12/05/2013) [-]
Heh, sure, but how is that spiderman related?
User avatar #24 to #23 - alucord (12/05/2013) [-]
DAMN IT!

i mean unrealted too,
I have no idea what happened there.

#25 to #24 - dharkmoswen (12/05/2013) [-]
lol that's ok. Love your avvie as well ^.^
lol that's ok. Love your avvie as well ^.^
User avatar #18 - xgameloverx ONLINE (01/16/2013) [-]
I saw you posting soul eater gifs. May I have some? I lost my soul eater folder a while ago...
User avatar #19 to #18 - dharkmoswen (01/16/2013) [-]
To be completely honest, I google most of my stuff when I need it. I had the pic of sad blair and I wanted a response as blair, so I searched it.
User avatar #20 to #19 - xgameloverx ONLINE (01/16/2013) [-]
Oh, nevermind then. Thanks anyways
User avatar #21 to #20 - dharkmoswen (01/16/2013) [-]
No problem!
User avatar #14 to #13 - dharkmoswen (11/19/2012) [-]
O.o Who turned the Rock white?!
User avatar #15 to #14 - insowietrussia (11/19/2012) [-]
lol that's not the rock... i think
#16 to #15 - dharkmoswen (11/19/2012) [-]
Look at the face... Someone shopped it onto someone else's head.
User avatar #2 - phanact (11/17/2012) [-]
What's this all about?
#1 - aaronthefknpanda (09/17/2012) [-]
deflowered your comments section x3

now here's Twilight with a ponytail
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