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#222 - This close enough?  [+] (3 new replies) 12/21/2015 on Why is this a thing? +1
#223 - insanefreak (12/21/2015) [-]
Thank you very much.
#226 - dharkmoswen (12/21/2015) [-]
And I gave you the wrong you're welcome... Let's try this again!
#225 - dharkmoswen (12/21/2015) [-]
No problem, I just figured I'd get to it before some asshole said "just google it."
#78 - "men's panties" No, ***** . There's only panti…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/21/2015 on In Depth Anime Occupation... 0
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#81 - frostyaod (12/22/2015) [-]
you need to do your research bruv. they exist and are quite comfy
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#84 - dharkmoswen (12/22/2015) [-]
I know what people call men's panties. They are panties with support for extra packaging. They are just panties worn by freaks. Not saying being a freak is a bad thing.
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#85 - frostyaod (12/23/2015) [-]
its just a designation used to discern whether they have extra package support or not. also it makes them a hell of a lot easier to shop for in stores and onlline i got a bit upset for a second then you clarified. yeah. im a bit of a freak
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#86 - dharkmoswen (12/23/2015) [-]
True nuff. Yeah, people usually jump the gun with me before asking for clarification, so I try to explain when I can.
#77 - DFO 12/21/2015 on In Depth Anime Occupation... 0
#166 - But we're not talking about her hair and eye color. Wee're tal… 12/21/2015 on Guide To Succulent... +1
#164 - I prefer the chocolate version, but if anyone prefers the vani… 12/21/2015 on Guide To Succulent... 0
#163 - Why is her hair and eye color an issue? Does mixed-race not ex…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/21/2015 on Guide To Succulent... +1
#165 - randomuploads (12/21/2015) [-]
MY little fantasy world..? Ha that's rich. Bedouins are not blonde therefor a blonde character named that way has a unfitting name. Call her Scandinavian Delight.
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#166 - dharkmoswen (12/21/2015) [-]
But we're not talking about her hair and eye color. Wee're talking about skin color and her skin color matches the bedouin tone, not the scandinavian tone.
#162 - All of them. All of the chocolate. 12/21/2015 on Guide To Succulent... +1
#161 - She'd fit on the Dusky Dravidian area of skin tone. 12/21/2015 on Guide To Succulent... 0
#160 - Comment deleted 12/21/2015 on Guide To Succulent... 0
#141 - It's like people don't have any idea what it takes to be in a … 12/21/2015 on gamer boyfriends 0
#134 - My wife's ex literally leaned around her doing a strip tease t…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/21/2015 on gamer boyfriends +2
#140 - anon (12/21/2015) [-]
Yes, my ex was like that. Really made me feel unwanted
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#141 - dharkmoswen (12/21/2015) [-]
It's like people don't have any idea what it takes to be in a relationship.
#45 - Don't you mean Revolution? 12/21/2015 on Gus fring`s past 0
#174 - Thanks for doing one on wrestling! My favorite so far! 12/21/2015 on Jack Hammer 0
#70 - OMG! I didn't even catch that he did that!!! Thank you so much… 12/21/2015 on Tumblr +1
#290 - WOOT! Caught it at 20 hours. Thank god I didn't sleep in today 12/20/2015 on Diablo 3 giveaway 0
#41 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2015 on People playing with their... +2
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#558 - Didn't realize that was the name of the anime, not a character…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2015 on Anime recommendations 0
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#559 - nerozerohero (12/17/2015) [-]
I see, no problem, always happy to help.
#16 - The great comicexplain ships Rupert and Daniel. Didn't expect that. 12/17/2015 on Rupert +6
#10 - They haven't done that yet!? 12/17/2015 on Totally not porn 0
#61 - There ya go. That's what I was looking for.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2015 on Cute Putin comp 0
#73 - stevengruteman (12/17/2015) [-]
on the other hand his older works are pretty amazing, he was great in the first Transporter
#64 - Then you're just an idiot and need to stop trying to understand this. 12/17/2015 on Hot chick with a point. +3
#101 - >> #53 , melting in bliss. what do you know, that … 12/17/2015 on Guide To Gaos 0
#420 - I've not gotten many ads, actually. and no popups 12/17/2015 on the fuck is this admin 0
#419 - You more than make up for the ad revenue lost from shutting yo… 12/17/2015 on the fuck is this admin 0
#97 - same here....  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2015 on Guide To Gaos 0
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#118 - amonsann (12/18/2015) [-]
Here's the tumblr : ahegao-intensifies.tumblr.com/aboutme , the twitter : twitter.com/moistarmpits , and instagram : www.instagram.com/bussydestroyer/
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#154 - murrlogic (11/14/2015) [-]
You're given one option

**** Seras or have Seras **** you...and by **** I mean rape...hard, violently, and endlessly

As she makes it so your dick becomes a limp sausage and you lose control of your asshole

Yes or Yes?
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User avatar #156 to #154 - dharkmoswen (11/14/2015) [-]
**** all my yes. What a way to go....
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User avatar #155 to #154 - seras ONLINE (11/14/2015) [-]
Do I get a say in this?
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User avatar #157 to #155 - dharkmoswen (11/14/2015) [-]
Nope.
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User avatar #158 to #157 - seras ONLINE (11/14/2015) [-]
Well then...
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User avatar #152 - seras ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]
I kinda like your profile pic.
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User avatar #153 to #152 - dharkmoswen (10/10/2015) [-]
I kinda like yours.
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User avatar #148 - beams (05/24/2015) [-]
When you go and almost drop it, you do not spill a drop.

When you feel you must go use it, it is filled to the brim.

What is it?
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User avatar #149 to #148 - dharkmoswen (05/27/2015) [-]
I have to say I'm impressed. When I finally gave up, I tried looking it up and couldn't find it anywhere. That somehow re-ignited my resolve to solve it. I will return when I have solved it, my friend!
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User avatar #127 - redrepeater (12/24/2014) [-]
You may not remember me, but merry christmas/happy heartswarming!
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User avatar #128 to #127 - dharkmoswen (12/24/2014) [-]
actuallly, I vaguely do.... your name is familiar, but I can't place it.
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User avatar #129 to #128 - redrepeater (12/24/2014) [-]
Just scroll down the comment section on your profile and you might remember.
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User avatar #130 to #129 - dharkmoswen (12/24/2014) [-]
wow... now I feel silly... Thank you very much, merry christmas/happy heartswarming to you as well, and I got a ps3 for christmas!
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User avatar #131 to #130 - redrepeater (12/24/2014) [-]
Neat! You should get the Kingdom hearts final mix collections. I strongly recommend those games.
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User avatar #132 to #131 - dharkmoswen (12/24/2014) [-]
is that the whole re-release/remastered set?
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User avatar #134 to #132 - redrepeater (12/24/2014) [-]
Also, I've heard mlp season 5 have been delayed. So yeah...
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User avatar #135 to #134 - dharkmoswen (12/24/2014) [-]
I will and thanks! Hopefully it doesn't take too long... my daughter and I both want to see more.
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User avatar #137 to #135 - redrepeater (12/25/2014) [-]
But yeah, rumors say it's delayed a whole year. Also, your daughter is awesome for liking ponies.
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User avatar #139 to #137 - dharkmoswen (12/25/2014) [-]
Yikes. I wonder why the holdup.
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User avatar #141 to #139 - redrepeater (12/25/2014) [-]
Someone says their assets got destroyed during a power outage and they didn't backup their assets. I really hope it does not affect the quality of the show.
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User avatar #143 to #141 - dharkmoswen (12/25/2014) [-]
Makes sense. I doubt it will.
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User avatar #136 to #135 - redrepeater (12/25/2014) [-]
You have a daughter? Oh wow. I am surprised. Usually I only find teenage bronies on funnyjunk.
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User avatar #138 to #136 - dharkmoswen (12/25/2014) [-]
XD Yeah, I'm 28, married going on 8 years. My wife actually uses my profile sometimes.
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User avatar #140 to #138 - redrepeater (12/25/2014) [-]
Haha, that's awesome! You must be the happiest man on earth.
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User avatar #142 to #140 - dharkmoswen (12/25/2014) [-]
I try. Nobody has it perfect. Always remember that.
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User avatar #144 to #142 - redrepeater (12/25/2014) [-]
I know, but you seem to be a good man so I wish you all the good fortune you can get.
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User avatar #145 to #144 - dharkmoswen (12/25/2014) [-]
Thanks! And I try. You seem like a decent person as well.
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User avatar #146 to #145 - redrepeater (12/26/2014) [-]
Thank you! It is always nice to meet random nice strangers on the internet.
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User avatar #133 to #132 - redrepeater (12/24/2014) [-]
Yes! Do it whenever you can!
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User avatar #114 - redrepeater (06/25/2014) [-]
Hey. Nice to find someone who think alike.
What consoles do you own, by the way?
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User avatar #115 to #114 - dharkmoswen (06/25/2014) [-]
Personally? I just have my pc and if you count handhelds, a 3ds and a vita. I've fiddled with every console out there, however and the PC is my favorite... and the only one I can afford T.T
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User avatar #116 to #115 - redrepeater (06/25/2014) [-]
Fair enough. I would get a Wii U myself if I could afford one. Those upcoming games looks fun.
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User avatar #151 to #116 - yiffcario (09/23/2015) [-]
Wii U is really good.
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User avatar #117 to #116 - dharkmoswen (06/25/2014) [-]
I prefer PC.... doesn't mean I wouldn't own every console in existence if I could afford it.
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User avatar #118 to #117 - redrepeater (06/25/2014) [-]
Same here, but only because of the few exclusives I'm interested in.
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User avatar #119 to #118 - dharkmoswen (06/25/2014) [-]
Hell ya, man.

btw.... what's your profile pic from?
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User avatar #122 to #120 - dharkmoswen (06/25/2014) [-]
Are you kidding me? My curiosity has gotten me skydiving.... and I'm terrified of heights. Curiosity is my bane....
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User avatar #124 to #122 - redrepeater (06/26/2014) [-]
So, did you click it?
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User avatar #125 to #124 - dharkmoswen (06/26/2014) [-]
I haven't had a chance, tbh, but I will.
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User avatar #113 - dharkmoswen (06/25/2014) [-]
Heya erubetie. Watchu been up to lately?
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User avatar #121 to #113 - erubetie (06/25/2014) [-]
Nothin much you?
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User avatar #123 to #121 - dharkmoswen (06/25/2014) [-]
Same here, actually. Just been ttaking care of my family and trying to eek out a living.
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User avatar #110 - dharkmoswen (01/13/2014) [-]
Heya erubite. *pulls out a tub* It's kinda hot here, but this should keep ya cool.
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#111 to #110 - erubetie (01/13/2014) [-]
You spelled my name wrong
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User avatar #112 to #111 - dharkmoswen (01/13/2014) [-]
O///O OMG!
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User avatar #101 - Casman (01/10/2014) [-]
You need to login to view this link this one. I was thinking about D-Frag, but it's this anime.
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User avatar #102 to #101 - dharkmoswen (01/10/2014) [-]
Ah! Thank you very much!
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#97 - Casman (01/09/2014) [-]
This gif? Our comments got deleted but you can try to revers google it. I think it was from an anime with 'D' in it. something D. I got it from a tumblr friend. also rip erubetie
This gif? Our comments got deleted but you can try to revers google it. I think it was from an anime with 'D' in it. something D. I got it from a tumblr friend.

also rip erubetie
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#103 to #97 - erubetie (01/11/2014) [-]
I'm not dead
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#104 to #103 - Casman (01/11/2014) [-]
You live!!!! I should've known that your cells would grow back together. What happened?
You live!!!! I should've known that your cells would grow back together.
What happened?
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User avatar #105 to #104 - erubetie (01/11/2014) [-]
I was IP banned
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User avatar #106 to #105 - drmedic (01/12/2014) [-]
What had happened? I was kinda worried to not see you around.
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#107 to #106 - erubetie (01/12/2014) [-]
Me and theflamingfire use the same ip address and I disabled my account if you ever want to talk just say my name
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User avatar #108 to #107 - theflamingfire (01/12/2014) [-]
I want to go home....
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#109 to #108 - erubetie (01/12/2014) [-]
You will never leave
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User avatar #98 to #97 - dharkmoswen (01/10/2014) [-]
rip Erubite?! What's this?!
And Vampire Hunter D?
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#100 to #98 - Casman (01/10/2014) [-]
I dunno the sauce anymore
I dunno the sauce anymore
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User avatar #99 to #98 - dharkmoswen (01/10/2014) [-]
D: I didn't notice and now I feel bad!
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#77 - erubetie (01/01/2014) [-]
So what are you doing in 2014?
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User avatar #78 to #77 - dharkmoswen (01/01/2014) [-]
I'm not sure yet, actually. You? Also, HAPPY NEW YEARS, SEXY!
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#79 to #78 - erubetie (01/01/2014) [-]
**erubetie kisses dharkmoswen** T-thank you
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User avatar #80 to #79 - dharkmoswen (01/02/2014) [-]
^.^ Well? Got any plans?
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User avatar #81 to #80 - erubetie (01/02/2014) [-]
Just hang around talking to humans
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User avatar #82 to #81 - dharkmoswen (01/02/2014) [-]
Well I log on at least once a day. How do you keep your keyboard from getting all slimey anyway?
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User avatar #83 to #82 - erubetie (01/02/2014) [-]
Magic
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User avatar #84 to #83 - dharkmoswen (01/02/2014) [-]
Heh. Well I need some of that magic for my house. Keeps getting messy all the damn time.
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User avatar #85 to #84 - erubetie (01/02/2014) [-]
I live in a cave and I'm a slime so there is not a lot of dirt down here
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User avatar #86 to #85 - dharkmoswen (01/02/2014) [-]
Yeah, but living with all those other slimes... I've been wondering about that anyway. Are they sisters or something?
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#87 to #86 - erubetie (01/02/2014) [-]
No they are my slimes I am the queen of them all
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User avatar #88 to #87 - dharkmoswen (01/03/2014) [-]
So.... just different families and such?
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#89 to #88 - erubetie (01/03/2014) [-]
Yeah but I have no family none of them are related to me only my clones
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User avatar #90 to #89 - dharkmoswen (01/03/2014) [-]
*silently hugs*
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User avatar #92 to #91 - dharkmoswen (01/08/2014) [-]
*smiles* Sorry I've been gone so long. ((Wife was in the hospital. She's doing well and says hi!))
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#93 to #92 - erubetie (01/08/2014) [-]
Your wife likes me too?
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User avatar #94 to #93 - dharkmoswen (01/08/2014) [-]
Actually, I do believe you're her favorite! Maybe tied with Tamamo though
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#95 to #94 - erubetie (01/08/2014) [-]
Tell her I said thank you
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User avatar #96 to #95 - dharkmoswen (01/09/2014) [-]
Heh, of course!
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#26 - erubetie (12/21/2013) [-]
Why hello there
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User avatar #67 to #26 - dharkmoswen (12/27/2013) [-]
*grr* I guess not.
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User avatar #68 to #67 - erubetie (12/27/2013) [-]
**erubetie lets dharkmoswen go** Ok
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User avatar #69 to #68 - dharkmoswen (12/27/2013) [-]
Tease
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User avatar #70 to #69 - erubetie (12/27/2013) [-]
**erubetie Grabs dharkmoswen**
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User avatar #72 to #71 - erubetie (12/27/2013) [-]
Tease you say?
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User avatar #73 to #72 - dharkmoswen (12/27/2013) [-]
Did I?
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User avatar #74 to #73 - erubetie (12/27/2013) [-]
Yes
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User avatar #47 to #26 - dharkmoswen (12/22/2013) [-]
*starts taking pictures* looks like we'll have to start from back up here again
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#48 to #47 - erubetie (12/22/2013) [-]
The flashes freak me out
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User avatar #49 to #48 - dharkmoswen (12/22/2013) [-]
Oh ok... *pulls out an easel and painting supplies*
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User avatar #50 to #49 - erubetie (12/23/2013) [-]
**erubetie absorbs the easel and painting supplies**
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User avatar #51 to #50 - dharkmoswen (12/23/2013) [-]
Hey!!! I was gonna paint you! Those were expensive too. How do you intend on paying for them?
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#52 to #51 - erubetie (12/23/2013) [-]
I have no money
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User avatar #53 to #52 - dharkmoswen (12/23/2013) [-]
Well then how are we gonna fix this?
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#54 to #53 - erubetie (12/23/2013) [-]
I might have to kill you so there are no witnesses....
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User avatar #55 to #54 - dharkmoswen (12/24/2013) [-]
-.- In the mood I'm in today, I'd like to see you try.
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#56 to #55 - erubetie (12/24/2013) [-]
If you trip its all over for you
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User avatar #57 to #56 - dharkmoswen (12/24/2013) [-]
Wait, what? *looks around wandering what I just got myself into*
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#58 to #57 - erubetie (12/24/2013) [-]
You look so cute when your scared
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User avatar #59 to #58 - dharkmoswen (12/24/2013) [-]
I-I'm not scared. I'm just nervous about hurting you!
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#60 to #59 - erubetie (12/24/2013) [-]
**erubetie steps closer** Suuuure
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User avatar #61 to #60 - dharkmoswen (12/24/2013) [-]
*tries to run*
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User avatar #62 to #61 - erubetie (12/24/2013) [-]
**erubetie Runs after dharkmoswen**
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User avatar #63 to #62 - dharkmoswen (12/25/2013) [-]
*gets caught*
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User avatar #64 to #63 - erubetie (12/26/2013) [-]
**erubetie gives dharkmoswen a huge slimy hug**
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User avatar #65 to #64 - dharkmoswen (12/26/2013) [-]
AAHHH!!! *struggles*
User avatar #66 to #65 - erubetie (12/26/2013) [-]
**erubetie kisses dharkmoswen on his cheek** Do I still have to pay you?
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User avatar #27 to #26 - dharkmoswen (12/21/2013) [-]
Hi there, sexy lady!
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User avatar #29 to #28 - dharkmoswen (12/21/2013) [-]
What?! You're in the top 3 sexy girls in the game!
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#30 to #29 - erubetie (12/21/2013) [-]
I know but no one ever said that to me
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User avatar #31 to #30 - dharkmoswen (12/21/2013) [-]
Meh, most people are stupid. Still a bit surprising.
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User avatar #33 to #32 - dharkmoswen (12/21/2013) [-]
So what plans have you for the day?
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#34 to #33 - erubetie (12/21/2013) [-]
Want to spend some time with me?
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User avatar #35 to #34 - dharkmoswen (12/21/2013) [-]
As long as it doesn't include me dying, sure. I'm still holding out for Granberia.
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#36 to #35 - erubetie (12/21/2013) [-]
I already found someone like that but he won't respond to me so I don't have anyone to hang out with
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User avatar #37 to #36 - dharkmoswen (12/21/2013) [-]
Aww! Well I have no problem hanging out with you! Say... what can you turn into?
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User avatar #38 to #37 - erubetie (12/21/2013) [-]
I can mold into shapes
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User avatar #39 to #38 - dharkmoswen (12/21/2013) [-]
Not other people? Oh well. You're too cute to change into other people anyway.
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#40 to #39 - erubetie (12/21/2013) [-]
Thank you
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User avatar #43 to #42 - dharkmoswen (12/21/2013) [-]
Ooh! Pretty! ^.^ I can't wait till part 3 comes out >.<
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#44 to #43 - erubetie (12/21/2013) [-]
Then there will be more erubetie pictures
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User avatar #45 to #44 - dharkmoswen (12/21/2013) [-]
Woot! Pose for me! *pulls out camera*
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User avatar #22 - alucord (12/05/2013) [-]
In related spiderman stuff,

Can I have your avatar?
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User avatar #23 to #22 - dharkmoswen (12/05/2013) [-]
Heh, sure, but how is that spiderman related?
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User avatar #24 to #23 - alucord (12/05/2013) [-]
DAMN IT!

i mean unrealted too,
I have no idea what happened there.

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#25 to #24 - dharkmoswen (12/05/2013) [-]
lol that's ok. Love your avvie as well ^.^
lol that's ok. Love your avvie as well ^.^
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User avatar #18 - xgameloverx (01/16/2013) [-]
I saw you posting soul eater gifs. May I have some? I lost my soul eater folder a while ago...
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User avatar #19 to #18 - dharkmoswen (01/16/2013) [-]
To be completely honest, I google most of my stuff when I need it. I had the pic of sad blair and I wanted a response as blair, so I searched it.
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User avatar #20 to #19 - xgameloverx (01/16/2013) [-]
Oh, nevermind then. Thanks anyways
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User avatar #21 to #20 - dharkmoswen (01/16/2013) [-]
No problem!
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User avatar #14 to #13 - dharkmoswen (11/19/2012) [-]
O.o Who turned the Rock white?!
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User avatar #15 to #14 - insowietrussia (11/19/2012) [-]
lol that's not the rock... i think
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#16 to #15 - dharkmoswen (11/19/2012) [-]
Look at the face... Someone shopped it onto someone else's head.
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User avatar #2 - phanact (11/17/2012) [-]
What's this all about?
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#1 - aaronthefknpanda (09/17/2012) [-]
deflowered your comments section x3

now here's Twilight with a ponytail
 
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