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dharkmoswen

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Date Signed Up:3/03/2011
Last Login:3/06/2015
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#178 - Picture 02/28/2015 on Block twits 0
#69 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 02/27/2015 on Block twits +3
User avatar #127 - palmsspaghetti (02/27/2015) [-]
I read everything in Bruce's voice. Your move...
#178 - dharkmoswen (02/28/2015) [-]
User avatar #74 - thispuckingguy (02/27/2015) [-]
fuck u
#137 - Brb is still regularly used. 02/27/2015 on Technology +1
#75 - Comment deleted 02/27/2015 on Post your wet panties 0
#130 - And then there's these ******* . 02/26/2015 on quackers 0
#195 - I am so sorry to hear. I hope this hug helps even a little. 02/26/2015 on Gamer Friends +1
#41 - wtf are the reds for? Women need chocolate, that's a fact. Do … 02/26/2015 on Addiction 0
#82 - Bush still was a joke, but at least he wasn't a *******… 02/26/2015 on But..muh oppression. -1
#80 - And people still argue with me and say "at least he's not…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/26/2015 on But..muh oppression. 0
User avatar #83 - whitie (02/26/2015) [-]
Obamas made 93% of bushes tax cuts permenant & spent all of his years trying to be bipartisan instead of effective; You ask me, he's just bush lite

But hey, maybe you think bush was a good president (i would disagree), but I think we can all agree that staying on the fence too long gets you nothing but split in 2
#81 - tck (02/26/2015) [-]
I can't stand tards like that. Bush may have fucked up especially bad at the end with TARP bailouts, but Obama IMMEDIATELY outdid him with his bailouts.

My biggest complaint is people calling Bush stupid. "HURR he made up all dese words!" So does my fucking grandpa, he doesn't think the words he's saying are real, it's part of his sense of humor. You'd think they would have fucking caught on by the 20th made-up word.
User avatar #82 - dharkmoswen (02/26/2015) [-]
Bush still was a joke, but at least he wasn't a fucking celebrity. He was a real person.
#17 - >female >chocolate > addiction Seri…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/26/2015 on Addiction -4
User avatar #41 - dharkmoswen (02/26/2015) [-]
wtf are the reds for? Women need chocolate, that's a fact. Do people really not know this by now?
User avatar #35 - hanjobes (02/26/2015) [-]
How does that make you feel?
#122 - Hell ******* no! If someone, anyone, sells my … 02/26/2015 on Now his ex girlfriend +4
#12 - Well, the name is "cute." He never said how old they'd be. 02/25/2015 on Mikasa +1
#150 - I have no ******* clue. This is actually the firs… 02/24/2015 on Badass Spear Fight +1
#134 - I like and can respect that 02/24/2015 on questionable content edits 0
#2 - I'm so glad my wife knows how to cook for me 02/24/2015 on When your friend's cooking... +1
#97 - I thought so. 02/24/2015 on questionable content edits 0
#1 - I expected more asian chick in the gif.... How do we know she'… 02/24/2015 on When you fuck up bad 0
#1938 - unless there's a Mockingbird already, I'd take that 02/24/2015 on Why did you pick that... 0
#93 - If I remember, she said she wasn't finished transitioning yet.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/24/2015 on questionable content edits 0
#131 - anonexplains (02/24/2015) [-]
Jeph Jaques stated that he's never going to definitively state what's in claire's pants, because it's really noone's business.
I would guess its a dong.
User avatar #134 - dharkmoswen (02/24/2015) [-]
I like and can respect that
#92 - don't worry, you can't see it, but it's there. 02/24/2015 on questionable content edits +3
#90 - I feel bad for laaughing so hard at yours. +1 02/24/2015 on questionable content edits +1
#89 - Isn't she incomplete in her transition?  [+] (2 new replies) 02/24/2015 on questionable content edits 0
User avatar #96 - revanmal (02/24/2015) [-]
Claire was born male. She's taking hormone treatments, hence boobs, but hasn't had the surgery.
User avatar #97 - dharkmoswen (02/24/2015) [-]
I thought so.
#1 - That is ******* awesome. The choreography was per…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/24/2015 on Badass Spear Fight +443
#158 - hewatches (02/24/2015) [-]
The kill was amusing? You should here the audio
#92 - danegunjic (02/24/2015) [-]
why the fuck does a 100% normal and innocent comment have over 150 likes? o.O
User avatar #150 - dharkmoswen (02/24/2015) [-]
I have no fucking clue. This is actually the first time I've ever gotten first anything. I just happened to be on when he posted it.
#147 - anonexplains (02/24/2015) [-]
bots
User avatar #109 - Lilstow (02/24/2015) [-]
unless there are funny comments early on, the first comment pretty much always gets top.
User avatar #81 - wolfwithglasses (02/24/2015) [-]
i couldn't help but think of Power Rangers and how they fight and stuff ._.
#77 - anonexplains (02/24/2015) [-]
Sure...staged..
#175 - I know how you feel. I'm suffering through the flu while still… 02/23/2015 on Oh my... 0
#172 - Don't worry, I'll find you. Arizona. Yes. Yes we do. If …  [+] (3 new replies) 02/23/2015 on Oh my... 0
User avatar #174 - sonicsyndicate (02/23/2015) [-]
ill add you on steam later i have a massive case of morning brain right now so i dont feel like updating steam
User avatar #175 - dharkmoswen (02/23/2015) [-]
I know how you feel. I'm suffering through the flu while still trying to be a caretaker right now.
User avatar #173 - sonicsyndicate (02/23/2015) [-]
im in georgia lol

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User avatar #127 - redrepeater (12/24/2014) [-]
You may not remember me, but merry christmas/happy heartswarming!
User avatar #128 to #127 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (12/24/2014) [-]
actuallly, I vaguely do.... your name is familiar, but I can't place it.
User avatar #129 to #128 - redrepeater (12/24/2014) [-]
Just scroll down the comment section on your profile and you might remember.
User avatar #130 to #129 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (12/24/2014) [-]
wow... now I feel silly... Thank you very much, merry christmas/happy heartswarming to you as well, and I got a ps3 for christmas!
User avatar #131 to #130 - redrepeater (12/24/2014) [-]
Neat! You should get the Kingdom hearts final mix collections. I strongly recommend those games.
User avatar #132 to #131 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (12/24/2014) [-]
is that the whole re-release/remastered set?
User avatar #134 to #132 - redrepeater (12/24/2014) [-]
Also, I've heard mlp season 5 have been delayed. So yeah...
User avatar #135 to #134 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (12/24/2014) [-]
I will and thanks! Hopefully it doesn't take too long... my daughter and I both want to see more.
User avatar #137 to #135 - redrepeater (12/25/2014) [-]
But yeah, rumors say it's delayed a whole year. Also, your daughter is awesome for liking ponies.
User avatar #139 to #137 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (12/25/2014) [-]
Yikes. I wonder why the holdup.
User avatar #141 to #139 - redrepeater (12/25/2014) [-]
Someone says their assets got destroyed during a power outage and they didn't backup their assets. I really hope it does not affect the quality of the show.
User avatar #143 to #141 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (12/25/2014) [-]
Makes sense. I doubt it will.
User avatar #136 to #135 - redrepeater (12/25/2014) [-]
You have a daughter? Oh wow. I am surprised. Usually I only find teenage bronies on funnyjunk.
User avatar #138 to #136 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (12/25/2014) [-]
XD Yeah, I'm 28, married going on 8 years. My wife actually uses my profile sometimes.
User avatar #140 to #138 - redrepeater (12/25/2014) [-]
Haha, that's awesome! You must be the happiest man on earth.
User avatar #142 to #140 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (12/25/2014) [-]
I try. Nobody has it perfect. Always remember that.
User avatar #144 to #142 - redrepeater (12/25/2014) [-]
I know, but you seem to be a good man so I wish you all the good fortune you can get.
User avatar #145 to #144 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (12/25/2014) [-]
Thanks! And I try. You seem like a decent person as well.
User avatar #146 to #145 - redrepeater (12/26/2014) [-]
Thank you! It is always nice to meet random nice strangers on the internet.
User avatar #133 to #132 - redrepeater (12/24/2014) [-]
Yes! Do it whenever you can!
User avatar #114 - redrepeater (06/25/2014) [-]
Hey. Nice to find someone who think alike.
What consoles do you own, by the way?
User avatar #115 to #114 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
Personally? I just have my pc and if you count handhelds, a 3ds and a vita. I've fiddled with every console out there, however and the PC is my favorite... and the only one I can afford T.T
User avatar #116 to #115 - redrepeater (06/25/2014) [-]
Fair enough. I would get a Wii U myself if I could afford one. Those upcoming games looks fun.
User avatar #117 to #116 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
I prefer PC.... doesn't mean I wouldn't own every console in existence if I could afford it.
User avatar #118 to #117 - redrepeater (06/25/2014) [-]
Same here, but only because of the few exclusives I'm interested in.
User avatar #119 to #118 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
Hell ya, man.

btw.... what's your profile pic from?
User avatar #122 to #120 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
Are you kidding me? My curiosity has gotten me skydiving.... and I'm terrified of heights. Curiosity is my bane....
User avatar #124 to #122 - redrepeater (06/26/2014) [-]
So, did you click it?
User avatar #125 to #124 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
I haven't had a chance, tbh, but I will.
User avatar #113 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
Heya erubetie. Watchu been up to lately?
User avatar #121 to #113 - erubetie (06/25/2014) [-]
Nothin much you?
User avatar #123 to #121 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
Same here, actually. Just been ttaking care of my family and trying to eek out a living.
User avatar #110 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (01/13/2014) [-]
Heya erubite. *pulls out a tub* It's kinda hot here, but this should keep ya cool.
#111 to #110 - erubetie (01/13/2014) [-]
You spelled my name wrong
User avatar #112 to #111 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (01/13/2014) [-]
O///O OMG!
User avatar #101 - Casman (01/10/2014) [-]
myanimelist.net/anime/17074/Monogatari_Series:_Second_Season this one. I was thinking about D-Frag, but it's this anime.
User avatar #102 to #101 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (01/10/2014) [-]
Ah! Thank you very much!
#97 - Casman (01/09/2014) [-]
This gif? Our comments got deleted but you can try to revers google it. I think it was from an anime with 'D' in it.  something D. I got it from a tumblr friend.   
   
also rip erubetie
This gif? Our comments got deleted but you can try to revers google it. I think it was from an anime with 'D' in it. something D. I got it from a tumblr friend.

also rip erubetie
#103 to #97 - erubetie (01/11/2014) [-]
I'm not dead
#104 to #103 - Casman (01/11/2014) [-]
You live!!!! I should've known that your cells would grow back together.   
What happened?
You live!!!! I should've known that your cells would grow back together.
What happened?
User avatar #105 to #104 - erubetie (01/11/2014) [-]
I was IP banned
User avatar #106 to #105 - drmedic (01/12/2014) [-]
What had happened? I was kinda worried to not see you around.
#107 to #106 - erubetie (01/12/2014) [-]
Me and theflamingfire use the same ip address and I disabled my account if you ever want to talk just say my name
User avatar #108 to #107 - theflamingfire (01/12/2014) [-]
I want to go home....
#109 to #108 - erubetie (01/12/2014) [-]
You will never leave
User avatar #98 to #97 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (01/10/2014) [-]
rip Erubite?! What's this?!
And Vampire Hunter D?
#100 to #98 - Casman (01/10/2014) [-]
I dunno the sauce anymore
I dunno the sauce anymore
User avatar #99 to #98 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (01/10/2014) [-]
D: I didn't notice and now I feel bad!
#77 - erubetie (01/01/2014) [-]
So what are you doing in 2014?
User avatar #78 to #77 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (01/01/2014) [-]
I'm not sure yet, actually. You? Also, HAPPY NEW YEARS, SEXY!
#79 to #78 - erubetie (01/01/2014) [-]
**erubetie kisses dharkmoswen** T-thank you
User avatar #80 to #79 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (01/02/2014) [-]
^.^ Well? Got any plans?
User avatar #81 to #80 - erubetie (01/02/2014) [-]
Just hang around talking to humans
User avatar #82 to #81 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (01/02/2014) [-]
Well I log on at least once a day. How do you keep your keyboard from getting all slimey anyway?
User avatar #83 to #82 - erubetie (01/02/2014) [-]
Magic
User avatar #84 to #83 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (01/02/2014) [-]
Heh. Well I need some of that magic for my house. Keeps getting messy all the damn time.
User avatar #85 to #84 - erubetie (01/02/2014) [-]
I live in a cave and I'm a slime so there is not a lot of dirt down here
User avatar #86 to #85 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (01/02/2014) [-]
Yeah, but living with all those other slimes... I've been wondering about that anyway. Are they sisters or something?
#87 to #86 - erubetie (01/02/2014) [-]
No they are my slimes I am the queen of them all
User avatar #88 to #87 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (01/03/2014) [-]
So.... just different families and such?
#89 to #88 - erubetie (01/03/2014) [-]
Yeah but I have no family none of them are related to me only my clones
User avatar #90 to #89 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (01/03/2014) [-]
*silently hugs*
User avatar #92 to #91 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
*smiles* Sorry I've been gone so long. ((Wife was in the hospital. She's doing well and says hi!))
#93 to #92 - erubetie (01/08/2014) [-]
Your wife likes me too?
User avatar #94 to #93 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
Actually, I do believe you're her favorite! Maybe tied with Tamamo though
#95 to #94 - erubetie (01/08/2014) [-]
Tell her I said thank you
User avatar #96 to #95 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
Heh, of course!
#26 - erubetie (12/21/2013) [-]
Why hello there
User avatar #67 to #26 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
*grr* I guess not.
User avatar #68 to #67 - erubetie (12/27/2013) [-]
**erubetie lets dharkmoswen go** Ok
User avatar #69 to #68 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
Tease
User avatar #70 to #69 - erubetie (12/27/2013) [-]
**erubetie Grabs dharkmoswen**
User avatar #71 to #70 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
O.O
User avatar #72 to #71 - erubetie (12/27/2013) [-]
Tease you say?
User avatar #73 to #72 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
Did I?
User avatar #74 to #73 - erubetie (12/27/2013) [-]
Yes
User avatar #75 to #74 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
User avatar #47 to #26 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (12/22/2013) [-]
*starts taking pictures* looks like we'll have to start from back up here again
#48 to #47 - erubetie (12/22/2013) [-]
The flashes freak me out
User avatar #49 to #48 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (12/22/2013) [-]
Oh ok... *pulls out an easel and painting supplies*
User avatar #50 to #49 - erubetie (12/23/2013) [-]
**erubetie absorbs the easel and painting supplies**
User avatar #51 to #50 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (12/23/2013) [-]
Hey!!! I was gonna paint you! Those were expensive too. How do you intend on paying for them?
#52 to #51 - erubetie (12/23/2013) [-]
I have no money
User avatar #53 to #52 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (12/23/2013) [-]
Well then how are we gonna fix this?
#54 to #53 - erubetie (12/23/2013) [-]
I might have to kill you so there are no witnesses....
User avatar #55 to #54 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (12/24/2013) [-]
-.- In the mood I'm in today, I'd like to see you try.
#56 to #55 - erubetie (12/24/2013) [-]
If you trip its all over for you
User avatar #57 to #56 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (12/24/2013) [-]
Wait, what? *looks around wandering what I just got myself into*
#58 to #57 - erubetie (12/24/2013) [-]
You look so cute when your scared
User avatar #59 to #58 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (12/24/2013) [-]
I-I'm not scared. I'm just nervous about hurting you!
#60 to #59 - erubetie (12/24/2013) [-]
**erubetie steps closer** Suuuure
User avatar #61 to #60 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (12/24/2013) [-]
*tries to run*
User avatar #62 to #61 - erubetie (12/24/2013) [-]
**erubetie Runs after dharkmoswen**
User avatar #63 to #62 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (12/25/2013) [-]
*gets caught*
User avatar #64 to #63 - erubetie (12/26/2013) [-]
**erubetie gives dharkmoswen a huge slimy hug**
User avatar #65 to #64 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (12/26/2013) [-]
AAHHH!!! *struggles*
User avatar #66 to #65 - erubetie (12/26/2013) [-]
**erubetie kisses dharkmoswen on his cheek** Do I still have to pay you?
User avatar #27 to #26 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (12/21/2013) [-]
Hi there, sexy lady!
User avatar #29 to #28 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (12/21/2013) [-]
What?! You're in the top 3 sexy girls in the game!
#30 to #29 - erubetie (12/21/2013) [-]
I know but no one ever said that to me
User avatar #31 to #30 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (12/21/2013) [-]
Meh, most people are stupid. Still a bit surprising.
User avatar #33 to #32 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (12/21/2013) [-]
So what plans have you for the day?
#34 to #33 - erubetie (12/21/2013) [-]
Want to spend some time with me?
User avatar #35 to #34 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (12/21/2013) [-]
As long as it doesn't include me dying, sure. I'm still holding out for Granberia.
#36 to #35 - erubetie (12/21/2013) [-]
I already found someone like that but he won't respond to me so I don't have anyone to hang out with
User avatar #37 to #36 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (12/21/2013) [-]
Aww! Well I have no problem hanging out with you! Say... what can you turn into?
User avatar #38 to #37 - erubetie (12/21/2013) [-]
I can mold into shapes
User avatar #39 to #38 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (12/21/2013) [-]
Not other people? Oh well. You're too cute to change into other people anyway.
#40 to #39 - erubetie (12/21/2013) [-]
Thank you
User avatar #41 to #40 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (12/21/2013) [-]
^.^
User avatar #43 to #42 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (12/21/2013) [-]
Ooh! Pretty! ^.^ I can't wait till part 3 comes out >.<
#44 to #43 - erubetie (12/21/2013) [-]
Then there will be more erubetie pictures
User avatar #45 to #44 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (12/21/2013) [-]
Woot! Pose for me! *pulls out camera*
User avatar #22 - alucord (12/05/2013) [-]
In related spiderman stuff,

Can I have your avatar?
User avatar #23 to #22 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (12/05/2013) [-]
Heh, sure, but how is that spiderman related?
User avatar #24 to #23 - alucord (12/05/2013) [-]
DAMN IT!

i mean unrealted too,
I have no idea what happened there.

#25 to #24 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (12/05/2013) [-]
lol that's ok. Love your avvie as well ^.^
lol that's ok. Love your avvie as well ^.^
User avatar #18 - xgameloverx (01/16/2013) [-]
I saw you posting soul eater gifs. May I have some? I lost my soul eater folder a while ago...
User avatar #19 to #18 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (01/16/2013) [-]
To be completely honest, I google most of my stuff when I need it. I had the pic of sad blair and I wanted a response as blair, so I searched it.
User avatar #20 to #19 - xgameloverx (01/16/2013) [-]
Oh, nevermind then. Thanks anyways
User avatar #21 to #20 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (01/16/2013) [-]
No problem!
User avatar #14 to #13 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (11/19/2012) [-]
O.o Who turned the Rock white?!
User avatar #15 to #14 - insowietrussia (11/19/2012) [-]
lol that's not the rock... i think
#16 to #15 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (11/19/2012) [-]
Look at the face... Someone shopped it onto someone else's head.
User avatar #2 - phanact (11/17/2012) [-]
What's this all about?
#1 - aaronthefknpanda (09/17/2012) [-]
deflowered your comments section x3

now here's Twilight with a ponytail
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