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Date Signed Up:3/03/2011
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#99 - I'm surprised someone else knows that! As long as it's not &qu…  [+] (2 new replies) 15 hours ago on piranha fishing +1
User avatar #110 - metalcoldreaper (15 hours ago) [-]
I can't honestly remember where i learned about it though. I think off that "top 10 Myths in film" or something video.
User avatar #113 - dharkmoswen (14 hours ago) [-]
Thumbs for you comrade!
#98 - And has a camera and safety crew following him around everywhe…  [+] (6 new replies) 15 hours ago on piranha fishing +1
User avatar #108 - camslayer (15 hours ago) [-]
Because they don't want him to die, the whole point of the show is to show what you should do in the situation, not leave Bear Grylls in the wilderness with a camera to see if he dies. He still does the shit on tv.
User avatar #114 - dharkmoswen (14 hours ago) [-]
Meh... I still prefer Survivor Man.
User avatar #115 - camslayer (14 hours ago) [-]
I don't really watch either.
#107 - hudge (15 hours ago) [-]
So, they taste kinda like catfish?
User avatar #112 - dharkmoswen (14 hours ago) [-]
Sorta? Like a cross between catfish, mahi mahi, and an orange peel. Best way I can describe it. Definitely worth a try, but if you don't get to, you're not missing a lifetime experience or anything.
#117 - hudge (14 hours ago) [-]
Eating something that could easily eat you is the GREATEST life experience.
#118 - No problemo! What did you think of the song?  [+] (4 new replies) 15 hours ago on How we all wish miku on... +1
User avatar #119 - blackestblacksmith (13 hours ago) [-]
if you gave me a link to it. it was the wrong link
User avatar #120 - dharkmoswen (9 hours ago) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/animemanga/How+we+all+wish+miku+on+letterman+went/mrdRLze/96#96 somebody else pointed that out and I gave the link below, sorry.
#121 - blackestblacksmith (9 hours ago) [-]
ah thanks man! you da best
#122 - dharkmoswen (8 hours ago) [-]
You are quite welcome, my good man!
#96 - **** ! Sorry about that. I was sharing that with a… 10/29/2014 on How we all wish miku on... 0
#26 - This made me rage so hard.... soon as I heard the gunshots, I … 10/29/2014 on Pitbulls +2
#89 - Vocaloids (musical singers like Hatsune) as a whole are mass p…  [+] (8 new replies) 10/29/2014 on How we all wish miku on... +1
User avatar #117 - blackestblacksmith (23 hours ago) [-]
Thanks for clarifying brosef stalin
User avatar #118 - dharkmoswen (15 hours ago) [-]
No problemo! What did you think of the song?
User avatar #119 - blackestblacksmith (13 hours ago) [-]
if you gave me a link to it. it was the wrong link
User avatar #120 - dharkmoswen (9 hours ago) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/animemanga/How+we+all+wish+miku+on+letterman+went/mrdRLze/96#96 somebody else pointed that out and I gave the link below, sorry.
#121 - blackestblacksmith (9 hours ago) [-]
ah thanks man! you da best
#122 - dharkmoswen (8 hours ago) [-]
You are quite welcome, my good man!
User avatar #95 - lordofbumcrack (10/29/2014) [-]
you've given me a link to that pokemon post on the frontpage today

could you send the correct link? im actually interested
User avatar #96 - dharkmoswen (10/29/2014) [-]
SHIT! Sorry about that. I was sharing that with a friend. It actually hit really close to home in the wrong way, sadly. Here you go. www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PHpCywCcIA
#200 - In exactly one month, it'll be our 7th anniversary of being of… 10/28/2014 on tfw no girlfriend 0
#141 - "Spirital"...... 10/28/2014 on you're doing it right 0
#209 - So you live in one city/county and NEVER leave that? You don't… 10/27/2014 on Lovely Pizza 0
#207 - You're wrong! not even one of the Senate would ever vote for CP 10/27/2014 on Lovely Pizza -1
#44 - Picture 10/27/2014 on 25 Crossovers +1
#38 - WHERE THE **** ARE THE CIA WALLPAPERS!? 10/27/2014 on Zelda Related Wallpapers 0
#1090 - **dharkmoswen rolls 12** I already have B, so C 10/26/2014 on Found on 8chan 0
#194 - **dharkmoswen rolls 732** 10/26/2014 on Fifteen years later... -1
#147 - Which one would you like to know about?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/25/2014 on perspective on scale 0
User avatar #157 - reloyjerkins (10/25/2014) [-]
Dunnow, I guess Space Marines is always a pleaseant pick.
#2696 - **dharkmoswen rolls 397,126,736** 10/24/2014 on Free Steam 0
#120 - If it's a phobia, then no, it cannot be explained other than i… 10/24/2014 on Fear +1
#119 - I used to be terrified of the barber cutting my ears if I move… 10/24/2014 on Fear 0
#118 - I dunno about you, but I've never seen a police station in the… 10/24/2014 on Fear 0
#117 - and the picture is in an uchiha style 10/24/2014 on Fear +9
#132 - HELL YES I AM! Rape is a way of life for the tentacle monster … 10/23/2014 on Tentacle Grape 0
#71 - I'll remember that. Comics is my usual hero, but it's nice to … 10/23/2014 on Right in the hood 0
#65 - You are one of the heroes fj needs! Thanks though. You g…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/22/2014 on Right in the hood 0
#70 - historicalexplain (10/23/2014) [-]
Feel free to invoke my name in times of need. Or if you see someone else with a history related question.
User avatar #71 - dharkmoswen (10/23/2014) [-]
I'll remember that. Comics is my usual hero, but it's nice to be able to rely on any of you guys.
#49 - I wanna know how that whole rumor started.  [+] (4 new replies) 10/22/2014 on Right in the hood 0
User avatar #51 - historicalexplain (10/22/2014) [-]
It's unknown where they originated from, allegedly appearing in the early 1990s, however around 1994 they seemed to take off. After his death in 2003 they escalated from him being a marine sniper, to him allegedly being an Ex-Navy Seal. I have seen reports that it was even announced on several radio stations that he had upwards of 150 "confirmed" kills. However, it's impossible, since he went into broadcasting almost as soon as he had graduated college, an uninterrupted career lasting about 50 years.
User avatar #65 - dharkmoswen (10/22/2014) [-]
You are one of the heroes fj needs! Thanks though. You guys are awesome.
#70 - historicalexplain (10/23/2014) [-]
Feel free to invoke my name in times of need. Or if you see someone else with a history related question.
User avatar #71 - dharkmoswen (10/23/2014) [-]
I'll remember that. Comics is my usual hero, but it's nice to be able to rely on any of you guys.
#172 - O.o Thanks? 10/22/2014 on Cosplay motivation for... 0
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User avatar #114 - redrepeater (06/25/2014) [-]
Hey. Nice to find someone who think alike.
What consoles do you own, by the way?
User avatar #115 to #114 - dharkmoswen (06/25/2014) [-]
Personally? I just have my pc and if you count handhelds, a 3ds and a vita. I've fiddled with every console out there, however and the PC is my favorite... and the only one I can afford T.T
User avatar #116 to #115 - redrepeater (06/25/2014) [-]
Fair enough. I would get a Wii U myself if I could afford one. Those upcoming games looks fun.
User avatar #117 to #116 - dharkmoswen (06/25/2014) [-]
I prefer PC.... doesn't mean I wouldn't own every console in existence if I could afford it.
User avatar #118 to #117 - redrepeater (06/25/2014) [-]
Same here, but only because of the few exclusives I'm interested in.
User avatar #119 to #118 - dharkmoswen (06/25/2014) [-]
Hell ya, man.

btw.... what's your profile pic from?
User avatar #122 to #120 - dharkmoswen (06/25/2014) [-]
Are you kidding me? My curiosity has gotten me skydiving.... and I'm terrified of heights. Curiosity is my bane....
User avatar #124 to #122 - redrepeater (06/26/2014) [-]
So, did you click it?
User avatar #125 to #124 - dharkmoswen (06/26/2014) [-]
I haven't had a chance, tbh, but I will.
User avatar #113 - dharkmoswen (06/25/2014) [-]
Heya erubetie. Watchu been up to lately?
User avatar #121 to #113 - erubetie (06/25/2014) [-]
Nothin much you?
User avatar #123 to #121 - dharkmoswen (06/25/2014) [-]
Same here, actually. Just been ttaking care of my family and trying to eek out a living.
User avatar #110 - dharkmoswen (01/13/2014) [-]
Heya erubite. *pulls out a tub* It's kinda hot here, but this should keep ya cool.
#111 to #110 - erubetie (01/13/2014) [-]
You spelled my name wrong
User avatar #112 to #111 - dharkmoswen (01/13/2014) [-]
O///O OMG!
User avatar #101 - Casman (01/10/2014) [-]
myanimelist.net/anime/17074/Monogatari_Series:_Second_Season this one. I was thinking about D-Frag, but it's this anime.
User avatar #102 to #101 - dharkmoswen (01/10/2014) [-]
Ah! Thank you very much!
#97 - Casman (01/09/2014) [-]
This gif? Our comments got deleted but you can try to revers google it. I think it was from an anime with 'D' in it.  something D. I got it from a tumblr friend.   
   
also rip erubetie
This gif? Our comments got deleted but you can try to revers google it. I think it was from an anime with 'D' in it. something D. I got it from a tumblr friend.

also rip erubetie
#103 to #97 - erubetie (01/11/2014) [-]
I'm not dead
#104 to #103 - Casman (01/11/2014) [-]
You live!!!! I should've known that your cells would grow back together.   
What happened?
You live!!!! I should've known that your cells would grow back together.
What happened?
User avatar #105 to #104 - erubetie (01/11/2014) [-]
I was IP banned
User avatar #106 to #105 - drmedic (01/12/2014) [-]
What had happened? I was kinda worried to not see you around.
#107 to #106 - erubetie (01/12/2014) [-]
Me and theflamingfire use the same ip address and I disabled my account if you ever want to talk just say my name
User avatar #108 to #107 - theflamingfire (01/12/2014) [-]
I want to go home....
#109 to #108 - erubetie (01/12/2014) [-]
You will never leave
User avatar #98 to #97 - dharkmoswen (01/10/2014) [-]
rip Erubite?! What's this?!
And Vampire Hunter D?
#100 to #98 - Casman (01/10/2014) [-]
I dunno the sauce anymore
I dunno the sauce anymore
User avatar #99 to #98 - dharkmoswen (01/10/2014) [-]
D: I didn't notice and now I feel bad!
#77 - erubetie (01/01/2014) [-]
So what are you doing in 2014?
User avatar #78 to #77 - dharkmoswen (01/01/2014) [-]
I'm not sure yet, actually. You? Also, HAPPY NEW YEARS, SEXY!
#79 to #78 - erubetie (01/01/2014) [-]
**erubetie kisses dharkmoswen** T-thank you
User avatar #80 to #79 - dharkmoswen (01/02/2014) [-]
^.^ Well? Got any plans?
User avatar #81 to #80 - erubetie (01/02/2014) [-]
Just hang around talking to humans
User avatar #82 to #81 - dharkmoswen (01/02/2014) [-]
Well I log on at least once a day. How do you keep your keyboard from getting all slimey anyway?
User avatar #83 to #82 - erubetie (01/02/2014) [-]
Magic
User avatar #84 to #83 - dharkmoswen (01/02/2014) [-]
Heh. Well I need some of that magic for my house. Keeps getting messy all the damn time.
User avatar #85 to #84 - erubetie (01/02/2014) [-]
I live in a cave and I'm a slime so there is not a lot of dirt down here
User avatar #86 to #85 - dharkmoswen (01/02/2014) [-]
Yeah, but living with all those other slimes... I've been wondering about that anyway. Are they sisters or something?
#87 to #86 - erubetie (01/02/2014) [-]
No they are my slimes I am the queen of them all
User avatar #88 to #87 - dharkmoswen (01/03/2014) [-]
So.... just different families and such?
#89 to #88 - erubetie (01/03/2014) [-]
Yeah but I have no family none of them are related to me only my clones
User avatar #90 to #89 - dharkmoswen (01/03/2014) [-]
*silently hugs*
User avatar #92 to #91 - dharkmoswen (01/08/2014) [-]
*smiles* Sorry I've been gone so long. ((Wife was in the hospital. She's doing well and says hi!))
#93 to #92 - erubetie (01/08/2014) [-]
Your wife likes me too?
User avatar #94 to #93 - dharkmoswen (01/08/2014) [-]
Actually, I do believe you're her favorite! Maybe tied with Tamamo though
#95 to #94 - erubetie (01/08/2014) [-]
Tell her I said thank you
User avatar #96 to #95 - dharkmoswen (01/09/2014) [-]
Heh, of course!
#26 - erubetie (12/21/2013) [-]
Why hello there
User avatar #67 to #26 - dharkmoswen (12/27/2013) [-]
*grr* I guess not.
User avatar #68 to #67 - erubetie (12/27/2013) [-]
**erubetie lets dharkmoswen go** Ok
User avatar #69 to #68 - dharkmoswen (12/27/2013) [-]
Tease
User avatar #70 to #69 - erubetie (12/27/2013) [-]
**erubetie Grabs dharkmoswen**
User avatar #72 to #71 - erubetie (12/27/2013) [-]
Tease you say?
User avatar #73 to #72 - dharkmoswen (12/27/2013) [-]
Did I?
User avatar #74 to #73 - erubetie (12/27/2013) [-]
Yes
User avatar #47 to #26 - dharkmoswen (12/22/2013) [-]
*starts taking pictures* looks like we'll have to start from back up here again
#48 to #47 - erubetie (12/22/2013) [-]
The flashes freak me out
User avatar #49 to #48 - dharkmoswen (12/22/2013) [-]
Oh ok... *pulls out an easel and painting supplies*
User avatar #50 to #49 - erubetie (12/23/2013) [-]
**erubetie absorbs the easel and painting supplies**
User avatar #51 to #50 - dharkmoswen (12/23/2013) [-]
Hey!!! I was gonna paint you! Those were expensive too. How do you intend on paying for them?
#52 to #51 - erubetie (12/23/2013) [-]
I have no money
User avatar #53 to #52 - dharkmoswen (12/23/2013) [-]
Well then how are we gonna fix this?
#54 to #53 - erubetie (12/23/2013) [-]
I might have to kill you so there are no witnesses....
User avatar #55 to #54 - dharkmoswen (12/24/2013) [-]
-.- In the mood I'm in today, I'd like to see you try.
#56 to #55 - erubetie (12/24/2013) [-]
If you trip its all over for you
User avatar #57 to #56 - dharkmoswen (12/24/2013) [-]
Wait, what? *looks around wandering what I just got myself into*
#58 to #57 - erubetie (12/24/2013) [-]
You look so cute when your scared
User avatar #59 to #58 - dharkmoswen (12/24/2013) [-]
I-I'm not scared. I'm just nervous about hurting you!
#60 to #59 - erubetie (12/24/2013) [-]
**erubetie steps closer** Suuuure
User avatar #61 to #60 - dharkmoswen (12/24/2013) [-]
*tries to run*
User avatar #62 to #61 - erubetie (12/24/2013) [-]
**erubetie Runs after dharkmoswen**
User avatar #63 to #62 - dharkmoswen (12/25/2013) [-]
*gets caught*
User avatar #64 to #63 - erubetie (12/26/2013) [-]
**erubetie gives dharkmoswen a huge slimy hug**
User avatar #65 to #64 - dharkmoswen (12/26/2013) [-]
AAHHH!!! *struggles*
User avatar #66 to #65 - erubetie (12/26/2013) [-]
**erubetie kisses dharkmoswen on his cheek** Do I still have to pay you?
User avatar #27 to #26 - dharkmoswen (12/21/2013) [-]
Hi there, sexy lady!
User avatar #29 to #28 - dharkmoswen (12/21/2013) [-]
What?! You're in the top 3 sexy girls in the game!
#30 to #29 - erubetie (12/21/2013) [-]
I know but no one ever said that to me
User avatar #31 to #30 - dharkmoswen (12/21/2013) [-]
Meh, most people are stupid. Still a bit surprising.
User avatar #33 to #32 - dharkmoswen (12/21/2013) [-]
So what plans have you for the day?
#34 to #33 - erubetie (12/21/2013) [-]
Want to spend some time with me?
User avatar #35 to #34 - dharkmoswen (12/21/2013) [-]
As long as it doesn't include me dying, sure. I'm still holding out for Granberia.
#36 to #35 - erubetie (12/21/2013) [-]
I already found someone like that but he won't respond to me so I don't have anyone to hang out with
User avatar #37 to #36 - dharkmoswen (12/21/2013) [-]
Aww! Well I have no problem hanging out with you! Say... what can you turn into?
User avatar #38 to #37 - erubetie (12/21/2013) [-]
I can mold into shapes
User avatar #39 to #38 - dharkmoswen (12/21/2013) [-]
Not other people? Oh well. You're too cute to change into other people anyway.
#40 to #39 - erubetie (12/21/2013) [-]
Thank you
User avatar #43 to #42 - dharkmoswen (12/21/2013) [-]
Ooh! Pretty! ^.^ I can't wait till part 3 comes out >.<
#44 to #43 - erubetie (12/21/2013) [-]
Then there will be more erubetie pictures
User avatar #45 to #44 - dharkmoswen (12/21/2013) [-]
Woot! Pose for me! *pulls out camera*
User avatar #22 - alucord (12/05/2013) [-]
In related spiderman stuff,

Can I have your avatar?
User avatar #23 to #22 - dharkmoswen (12/05/2013) [-]
Heh, sure, but how is that spiderman related?
User avatar #24 to #23 - alucord (12/05/2013) [-]
DAMN IT!

i mean unrealted too,
I have no idea what happened there.

#25 to #24 - dharkmoswen (12/05/2013) [-]
lol that's ok. Love your avvie as well ^.^
lol that's ok. Love your avvie as well ^.^
User avatar #18 - xgameloverx (01/16/2013) [-]
I saw you posting soul eater gifs. May I have some? I lost my soul eater folder a while ago...
User avatar #19 to #18 - dharkmoswen (01/16/2013) [-]
To be completely honest, I google most of my stuff when I need it. I had the pic of sad blair and I wanted a response as blair, so I searched it.
User avatar #20 to #19 - xgameloverx (01/16/2013) [-]
Oh, nevermind then. Thanks anyways
User avatar #21 to #20 - dharkmoswen (01/16/2013) [-]
No problem!
User avatar #14 to #13 - dharkmoswen (11/19/2012) [-]
O.o Who turned the Rock white?!
User avatar #15 to #14 - insowietrussia (11/19/2012) [-]
lol that's not the rock... i think
#16 to #15 - dharkmoswen (11/19/2012) [-]
Look at the face... Someone shopped it onto someone else's head.
User avatar #2 - phanact (11/17/2012) [-]
What's this all about?
#1 - aaronthefknpanda (09/17/2012) [-]
deflowered your comments section x3

now here's Twilight with a ponytail
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