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#58 - That sounds like an awesome show! 12/05/2015 on Girl sings opera from 5th... 0
#56 - My favorite has to be Madame Butterfly. Nothing wrong with hav…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/05/2015 on Girl sings opera from 5th... 0
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#69 - rudeobuteo (12/05/2015) [-]
Puccini is one of the greats. (no I did not google that before I said it)

Verdi is on par with Mozart (almost), Mendelssohn and Schubert in ingenuity of writing imo, probably the best Italian. Wagner is long-winded but his explorations in tonality were earthshattering on par with Beethoven. R Strauss ameliorated some of Wagner's innovation with more concise music imo.
Ravel, however is my favorite:
check this recording of Richter playing Miroirs www.youtube.com/watch?v=wj5JxtVXMus
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#70 - dharkmoswen (12/05/2015) [-]
I honestly don't know about that.... I just know what sounds pretty >.<
#154 - I thought he looked like the main character. Cool, thanks. 12/04/2015 on Get in loser, we're going... 0
#153 - Thanks for the chuckle 12/04/2015 on Get in loser, we're going... 0
#42 - What game s this?  [+] (4 new replies) 12/04/2015 on Get in loser, we're going... 0
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#49 - urs (12/04/2015) [-]
Before someone posts retarded answers, I'll give you the answer straight up:
The Witcher, probably The Witcher III.
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#154 - dharkmoswen (12/04/2015) [-]
I thought he looked like the main character. Cool, thanks.
#121 - chokebee (12/04/2015) [-]
That's.. a retarded answer.

It's not a game, three people in a car, probably doing some porn scene.
Gosh, c'mon dude.
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#153 - dharkmoswen (12/04/2015) [-]
Thanks for the chuckle
#203 - Fair nuf. 12/04/2015 on bite peter's peter 0
#84 - I try my best. She says thanks as well ^.^  [+] (1 new reply) 12/04/2015 on One Feel Johnny 0
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#86 - holycrapimacupcake (12/04/2015) [-]
Oh it's not a problem at all.
#164 - I honestly don't know.... 12/03/2015 on dogs 0
#163 - Go get some rest then  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2015 on dogs 0
#170 - thesweetscientist (12/03/2015) [-]
Can't, my blood is boiling. But thank you for caring bby
#144 - if left unchecked.... Tapeworms would too....  [+] (3 new replies) 12/03/2015 on dogs +1
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#147 - deroderpderp (12/03/2015) [-]
Dont tapeworms that aren't noticed until really late usually kill themselves in stomach acid? Or is that something else?
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#179 - victorydanceofc (12/03/2015) [-]
"Host-senpai didn't notice me... I have no reason to liiiiive!"
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#164 - dharkmoswen (12/03/2015) [-]
I honestly don't know....
#143 - Wow... dood..... You either don't joke much or are a VERY seri…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/03/2015 on dogs 0
#145 - thesweetscientist (12/03/2015) [-]
Or I'm just tired... Or retarded... Or both.
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#163 - dharkmoswen (12/03/2015) [-]
Go get some rest then
#170 - thesweetscientist (12/03/2015) [-]
Can't, my blood is boiling. But thank you for caring bby
#62 - Can anyone find this on YT? I just tried an found a whole lotta nuthin 12/03/2015 on How it should have ended 0
#60 - Anyone else creeped out by how good admin looks in makeup? 12/03/2015 on How it should have ended +2
#59 - Young Anni could use some work, but looks good otherwise, imo 12/03/2015 on How it should have ended 0
#140 - Ty.... That was a feels I didn't expect to feel. 12/03/2015 on luffy doesn't give a fuck 0
#79 - sorry if you don't like anime... it's just my favorite hug. 12/03/2015 on One Feel Johnny +2
#78 - No, but we fight on anyway. 12/03/2015 on One Feel Johnny 0
#77 - Well, duh. Thanks for the reminder though. It sucks, but that'… 12/03/2015 on One Feel Johnny 0
#76 - "Feel like"? Ignore the goof getting married to her.…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/03/2015 on One Feel Johnny +1
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#80 - holycrapimacupcake (12/03/2015) [-]
Good man.
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#84 - dharkmoswen (12/04/2015) [-]
I try my best. She says thanks as well ^.^
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#86 - holycrapimacupcake (12/04/2015) [-]
Oh it's not a problem at all.
#75 - Every. Single. Day. 12/03/2015 on One Feel Johnny +1
#75 - Only Anri I know of in anime if from Drrr 12/03/2015 on OraOraOra 0
#34 - I'm losing my wife to that fight and this just hurts...  [+] (13 new replies) 12/03/2015 on One Feel Johnny +25
#63 - ladyrazor (12/03/2015) [-]
Give her the best memories while you have her.
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#75 - dharkmoswen (12/03/2015) [-]
Every. Single. Day.
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#59 - holycrapimacupcake (12/03/2015) [-]
You cherish her for the rest of her god damned days. Make her feel special, go out of your way to make her feel like the most beautiful woman in the world dammit.
#76 - dharkmoswen (12/03/2015) [-]
"Feel like"? Ignore the goof getting married to her. Look at that beauty. I have been doin my best to make her feel like it since day one.
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#80 - holycrapimacupcake (12/03/2015) [-]
Good man.
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#84 - dharkmoswen (12/04/2015) [-]
I try my best. She says thanks as well ^.^
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#86 - holycrapimacupcake (12/04/2015) [-]
Oh it's not a problem at all.
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#57 - ningyoaijin (12/03/2015) [-]
Chances are, it's hurting her more than it's hurting you.
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#77 - dharkmoswen (12/03/2015) [-]
Well, duh. Thanks for the reminder though. It sucks, but that's why I do everything to help her.
#51 - asasqw (12/03/2015) [-]
The universe isn't fair
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#78 - dharkmoswen (12/03/2015) [-]
No, but we fight on anyway.
#35 - pineapplechunkss (12/03/2015) [-]
#79 - dharkmoswen (12/03/2015) [-]
sorry if you don't like anime... it's just my favorite hug.
#78 - Dear gods that look like a load of laughs. Sauce?  [+] (3 new replies) 12/03/2015 on luffy doesn't give a fuck 0
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#115 - chozodark (12/03/2015) [-]
Gotsugou Soukan [Oneshot] hentai2read.com/gotsugou_soukan/1/1/
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#140 - dharkmoswen (12/03/2015) [-]
Ty.... That was a feels I didn't expect to feel.
#87 - yunnie (12/03/2015) [-]
sorry to disappoint you but its feels both sad and good at the same time. i just forgot the name and the fucking link. but you can search it on doujinmoe.us by the ways its under incest category but men you will forget to fap because of the good plot
#76 - there need to be a **** version of this.... 12/03/2015 on luffy doesn't give a fuck +4
#75 - Why is that? 12/03/2015 on luffy doesn't give a fuck +2

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#154 - murrlogic (11/14/2015) [-]
You're given one option

**** Seras or have Seras **** you...and by **** I mean rape...hard, violently, and endlessly

As she makes it so your dick becomes a limp sausage and you lose control of your asshole

Yes or Yes?
User avatar #156 to #154 - dharkmoswen (11/14/2015) [-]
**** all my yes. What a way to go....
User avatar #155 to #154 - seras ONLINE (11/14/2015) [-]
Do I get a say in this?
User avatar #157 to #155 - dharkmoswen (11/14/2015) [-]
Nope.
User avatar #158 to #157 - seras ONLINE (11/14/2015) [-]
Well then...
User avatar #152 - seras ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]
I kinda like your profile pic.
User avatar #153 to #152 - dharkmoswen (10/10/2015) [-]
I kinda like yours.
User avatar #148 - beams (05/24/2015) [-]
When you go and almost drop it, you do not spill a drop.

When you feel you must go use it, it is filled to the brim.

What is it?
User avatar #149 to #148 - dharkmoswen (05/27/2015) [-]
I have to say I'm impressed. When I finally gave up, I tried looking it up and couldn't find it anywhere. That somehow re-ignited my resolve to solve it. I will return when I have solved it, my friend!
User avatar #127 - redrepeater (12/24/2014) [-]
You may not remember me, but merry christmas/happy heartswarming!
User avatar #128 to #127 - dharkmoswen (12/24/2014) [-]
actuallly, I vaguely do.... your name is familiar, but I can't place it.
User avatar #129 to #128 - redrepeater (12/24/2014) [-]
Just scroll down the comment section on your profile and you might remember.
User avatar #130 to #129 - dharkmoswen (12/24/2014) [-]
wow... now I feel silly... Thank you very much, merry christmas/happy heartswarming to you as well, and I got a ps3 for christmas!
User avatar #131 to #130 - redrepeater (12/24/2014) [-]
Neat! You should get the Kingdom hearts final mix collections. I strongly recommend those games.
User avatar #132 to #131 - dharkmoswen (12/24/2014) [-]
is that the whole re-release/remastered set?
User avatar #134 to #132 - redrepeater (12/24/2014) [-]
Also, I've heard mlp season 5 have been delayed. So yeah...
User avatar #135 to #134 - dharkmoswen (12/24/2014) [-]
I will and thanks! Hopefully it doesn't take too long... my daughter and I both want to see more.
User avatar #137 to #135 - redrepeater (12/25/2014) [-]
But yeah, rumors say it's delayed a whole year. Also, your daughter is awesome for liking ponies.
User avatar #139 to #137 - dharkmoswen (12/25/2014) [-]
Yikes. I wonder why the holdup.
User avatar #141 to #139 - redrepeater (12/25/2014) [-]
Someone says their assets got destroyed during a power outage and they didn't backup their assets. I really hope it does not affect the quality of the show.
User avatar #143 to #141 - dharkmoswen (12/25/2014) [-]
Makes sense. I doubt it will.
User avatar #136 to #135 - redrepeater (12/25/2014) [-]
You have a daughter? Oh wow. I am surprised. Usually I only find teenage bronies on funnyjunk.
User avatar #138 to #136 - dharkmoswen (12/25/2014) [-]
XD Yeah, I'm 28, married going on 8 years. My wife actually uses my profile sometimes.
User avatar #140 to #138 - redrepeater (12/25/2014) [-]
Haha, that's awesome! You must be the happiest man on earth.
User avatar #142 to #140 - dharkmoswen (12/25/2014) [-]
I try. Nobody has it perfect. Always remember that.
User avatar #144 to #142 - redrepeater (12/25/2014) [-]
I know, but you seem to be a good man so I wish you all the good fortune you can get.
User avatar #145 to #144 - dharkmoswen (12/25/2014) [-]
Thanks! And I try. You seem like a decent person as well.
User avatar #146 to #145 - redrepeater (12/26/2014) [-]
Thank you! It is always nice to meet random nice strangers on the internet.
User avatar #133 to #132 - redrepeater (12/24/2014) [-]
Yes! Do it whenever you can!
User avatar #114 - redrepeater (06/25/2014) [-]
Hey. Nice to find someone who think alike.
What consoles do you own, by the way?
User avatar #115 to #114 - dharkmoswen (06/25/2014) [-]
Personally? I just have my pc and if you count handhelds, a 3ds and a vita. I've fiddled with every console out there, however and the PC is my favorite... and the only one I can afford T.T
User avatar #116 to #115 - redrepeater (06/25/2014) [-]
Fair enough. I would get a Wii U myself if I could afford one. Those upcoming games looks fun.
User avatar #151 to #116 - yiffcario (09/23/2015) [-]
Wii U is really good.
User avatar #117 to #116 - dharkmoswen (06/25/2014) [-]
I prefer PC.... doesn't mean I wouldn't own every console in existence if I could afford it.
User avatar #118 to #117 - redrepeater (06/25/2014) [-]
Same here, but only because of the few exclusives I'm interested in.
User avatar #119 to #118 - dharkmoswen (06/25/2014) [-]
Hell ya, man.

btw.... what's your profile pic from?
User avatar #122 to #120 - dharkmoswen (06/25/2014) [-]
Are you kidding me? My curiosity has gotten me skydiving.... and I'm terrified of heights. Curiosity is my bane....
User avatar #124 to #122 - redrepeater (06/26/2014) [-]
So, did you click it?
User avatar #125 to #124 - dharkmoswen (06/26/2014) [-]
I haven't had a chance, tbh, but I will.
User avatar #113 - dharkmoswen (06/25/2014) [-]
Heya erubetie. Watchu been up to lately?
User avatar #121 to #113 - erubetie (06/25/2014) [-]
Nothin much you?
User avatar #123 to #121 - dharkmoswen (06/25/2014) [-]
Same here, actually. Just been ttaking care of my family and trying to eek out a living.
User avatar #110 - dharkmoswen (01/13/2014) [-]
Heya erubite. *pulls out a tub* It's kinda hot here, but this should keep ya cool.
#111 to #110 - erubetie (01/13/2014) [-]
You spelled my name wrong
User avatar #112 to #111 - dharkmoswen (01/13/2014) [-]
O///O OMG!
User avatar #101 - Casman (01/10/2014) [-]
You need to login to view this link this one. I was thinking about D-Frag, but it's this anime.
User avatar #102 to #101 - dharkmoswen (01/10/2014) [-]
Ah! Thank you very much!
#97 - Casman (01/09/2014) [-]
This gif? Our comments got deleted but you can try to revers google it. I think it was from an anime with 'D' in it.  something D. I got it from a tumblr friend.   
   
also rip erubetie
This gif? Our comments got deleted but you can try to revers google it. I think it was from an anime with 'D' in it. something D. I got it from a tumblr friend.

also rip erubetie
#103 to #97 - erubetie (01/11/2014) [-]
I'm not dead
#104 to #103 - Casman (01/11/2014) [-]
You live!!!! I should've known that your cells would grow back together.   
What happened?
You live!!!! I should've known that your cells would grow back together.
What happened?
User avatar #105 to #104 - erubetie (01/11/2014) [-]
I was IP banned
User avatar #106 to #105 - drmedic (01/12/2014) [-]
What had happened? I was kinda worried to not see you around.
#107 to #106 - erubetie (01/12/2014) [-]
Me and theflamingfire use the same ip address and I disabled my account if you ever want to talk just say my name
User avatar #108 to #107 - theflamingfire (01/12/2014) [-]
I want to go home....
#109 to #108 - erubetie (01/12/2014) [-]
You will never leave
User avatar #98 to #97 - dharkmoswen (01/10/2014) [-]
rip Erubite?! What's this?!
And Vampire Hunter D?
#100 to #98 - Casman (01/10/2014) [-]
I dunno the sauce anymore
I dunno the sauce anymore
User avatar #99 to #98 - dharkmoswen (01/10/2014) [-]
D: I didn't notice and now I feel bad!
#77 - erubetie (01/01/2014) [-]
So what are you doing in 2014?
User avatar #78 to #77 - dharkmoswen (01/01/2014) [-]
I'm not sure yet, actually. You? Also, HAPPY NEW YEARS, SEXY!
#79 to #78 - erubetie (01/01/2014) [-]
**erubetie kisses dharkmoswen** T-thank you
User avatar #80 to #79 - dharkmoswen (01/02/2014) [-]
^.^ Well? Got any plans?
User avatar #81 to #80 - erubetie (01/02/2014) [-]
Just hang around talking to humans
User avatar #82 to #81 - dharkmoswen (01/02/2014) [-]
Well I log on at least once a day. How do you keep your keyboard from getting all slimey anyway?
User avatar #83 to #82 - erubetie (01/02/2014) [-]
Magic
User avatar #84 to #83 - dharkmoswen (01/02/2014) [-]
Heh. Well I need some of that magic for my house. Keeps getting messy all the damn time.
User avatar #85 to #84 - erubetie (01/02/2014) [-]
I live in a cave and I'm a slime so there is not a lot of dirt down here
User avatar #86 to #85 - dharkmoswen (01/02/2014) [-]
Yeah, but living with all those other slimes... I've been wondering about that anyway. Are they sisters or something?
#87 to #86 - erubetie (01/02/2014) [-]
No they are my slimes I am the queen of them all
User avatar #88 to #87 - dharkmoswen (01/03/2014) [-]
So.... just different families and such?
#89 to #88 - erubetie (01/03/2014) [-]
Yeah but I have no family none of them are related to me only my clones
User avatar #90 to #89 - dharkmoswen (01/03/2014) [-]
*silently hugs*
User avatar #92 to #91 - dharkmoswen (01/08/2014) [-]
*smiles* Sorry I've been gone so long. ((Wife was in the hospital. She's doing well and says hi!))
#93 to #92 - erubetie (01/08/2014) [-]
Your wife likes me too?
User avatar #94 to #93 - dharkmoswen (01/08/2014) [-]
Actually, I do believe you're her favorite! Maybe tied with Tamamo though
#95 to #94 - erubetie (01/08/2014) [-]
Tell her I said thank you
User avatar #96 to #95 - dharkmoswen (01/09/2014) [-]
Heh, of course!
#26 - erubetie (12/21/2013) [-]
Why hello there
User avatar #67 to #26 - dharkmoswen (12/27/2013) [-]
*grr* I guess not.
User avatar #68 to #67 - erubetie (12/27/2013) [-]
**erubetie lets dharkmoswen go** Ok
User avatar #69 to #68 - dharkmoswen (12/27/2013) [-]
Tease
User avatar #70 to #69 - erubetie (12/27/2013) [-]
**erubetie Grabs dharkmoswen**
User avatar #72 to #71 - erubetie (12/27/2013) [-]
Tease you say?
User avatar #73 to #72 - dharkmoswen (12/27/2013) [-]
Did I?
User avatar #74 to #73 - erubetie (12/27/2013) [-]
Yes
User avatar #47 to #26 - dharkmoswen (12/22/2013) [-]
*starts taking pictures* looks like we'll have to start from back up here again
#48 to #47 - erubetie (12/22/2013) [-]
The flashes freak me out
User avatar #49 to #48 - dharkmoswen (12/22/2013) [-]
Oh ok... *pulls out an easel and painting supplies*
User avatar #50 to #49 - erubetie (12/23/2013) [-]
**erubetie absorbs the easel and painting supplies**
User avatar #51 to #50 - dharkmoswen (12/23/2013) [-]
Hey!!! I was gonna paint you! Those were expensive too. How do you intend on paying for them?
#52 to #51 - erubetie (12/23/2013) [-]
I have no money
User avatar #53 to #52 - dharkmoswen (12/23/2013) [-]
Well then how are we gonna fix this?
#54 to #53 - erubetie (12/23/2013) [-]
I might have to kill you so there are no witnesses....
User avatar #55 to #54 - dharkmoswen (12/24/2013) [-]
-.- In the mood I'm in today, I'd like to see you try.
#56 to #55 - erubetie (12/24/2013) [-]
If you trip its all over for you
User avatar #57 to #56 - dharkmoswen (12/24/2013) [-]
Wait, what? *looks around wandering what I just got myself into*
#58 to #57 - erubetie (12/24/2013) [-]
You look so cute when your scared
User avatar #59 to #58 - dharkmoswen (12/24/2013) [-]
I-I'm not scared. I'm just nervous about hurting you!
#60 to #59 - erubetie (12/24/2013) [-]
**erubetie steps closer** Suuuure
User avatar #61 to #60 - dharkmoswen (12/24/2013) [-]
*tries to run*
User avatar #62 to #61 - erubetie (12/24/2013) [-]
**erubetie Runs after dharkmoswen**
User avatar #63 to #62 - dharkmoswen (12/25/2013) [-]
*gets caught*
User avatar #64 to #63 - erubetie (12/26/2013) [-]
**erubetie gives dharkmoswen a huge slimy hug**
User avatar #65 to #64 - dharkmoswen (12/26/2013) [-]
AAHHH!!! *struggles*
User avatar #66 to #65 - erubetie (12/26/2013) [-]
**erubetie kisses dharkmoswen on his cheek** Do I still have to pay you?
User avatar #27 to #26 - dharkmoswen (12/21/2013) [-]
Hi there, sexy lady!
User avatar #29 to #28 - dharkmoswen (12/21/2013) [-]
What?! You're in the top 3 sexy girls in the game!
#30 to #29 - erubetie (12/21/2013) [-]
I know but no one ever said that to me
User avatar #31 to #30 - dharkmoswen (12/21/2013) [-]
Meh, most people are stupid. Still a bit surprising.
User avatar #33 to #32 - dharkmoswen (12/21/2013) [-]
So what plans have you for the day?
#34 to #33 - erubetie (12/21/2013) [-]
Want to spend some time with me?
User avatar #35 to #34 - dharkmoswen (12/21/2013) [-]
As long as it doesn't include me dying, sure. I'm still holding out for Granberia.
#36 to #35 - erubetie (12/21/2013) [-]
I already found someone like that but he won't respond to me so I don't have anyone to hang out with
User avatar #37 to #36 - dharkmoswen (12/21/2013) [-]
Aww! Well I have no problem hanging out with you! Say... what can you turn into?
User avatar #38 to #37 - erubetie (12/21/2013) [-]
I can mold into shapes
User avatar #39 to #38 - dharkmoswen (12/21/2013) [-]
Not other people? Oh well. You're too cute to change into other people anyway.
#40 to #39 - erubetie (12/21/2013) [-]
Thank you
User avatar #43 to #42 - dharkmoswen (12/21/2013) [-]
Ooh! Pretty! ^.^ I can't wait till part 3 comes out >.<
#44 to #43 - erubetie (12/21/2013) [-]
Then there will be more erubetie pictures
User avatar #45 to #44 - dharkmoswen (12/21/2013) [-]
Woot! Pose for me! *pulls out camera*
User avatar #22 - alucord (12/05/2013) [-]
In related spiderman stuff,

Can I have your avatar?
User avatar #23 to #22 - dharkmoswen (12/05/2013) [-]
Heh, sure, but how is that spiderman related?
User avatar #24 to #23 - alucord (12/05/2013) [-]
DAMN IT!

i mean unrealted too,
I have no idea what happened there.

#25 to #24 - dharkmoswen (12/05/2013) [-]
lol that's ok. Love your avvie as well ^.^
lol that's ok. Love your avvie as well ^.^
User avatar #18 - xgameloverx (01/16/2013) [-]
I saw you posting soul eater gifs. May I have some? I lost my soul eater folder a while ago...
User avatar #19 to #18 - dharkmoswen (01/16/2013) [-]
To be completely honest, I google most of my stuff when I need it. I had the pic of sad blair and I wanted a response as blair, so I searched it.
User avatar #20 to #19 - xgameloverx (01/16/2013) [-]
Oh, nevermind then. Thanks anyways
User avatar #21 to #20 - dharkmoswen (01/16/2013) [-]
No problem!
User avatar #14 to #13 - dharkmoswen (11/19/2012) [-]
O.o Who turned the Rock white?!
User avatar #15 to #14 - insowietrussia (11/19/2012) [-]
lol that's not the rock... i think
#16 to #15 - dharkmoswen (11/19/2012) [-]
Look at the face... Someone shopped it onto someone else's head.
User avatar #2 - phanact (11/17/2012) [-]
What's this all about?
#1 - aaronthefknpanda (09/17/2012) [-]
deflowered your comments section x3

now here's Twilight with a ponytail
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