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Date Signed Up:10/12/2010
Last Login:8/27/2014
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Level 217 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 218 Content: Comedic Genius
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Level 239 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 240 Comments: Doinitrite
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    Infinite feels Infinite feels
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    The ring The ring
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    Time to print out 1000 of these Time to print out 1000 of these
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    His gf His gf
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#192 - Good thing you can't stalk my girlfriend off of a single picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/18/2014 on This is what multiupload... -1
#221 - anonymous (08/18/2014) [-]
#188 - Then there's this **** 08/18/2014 on This is what multiupload... 0
#186 - My gf is the same way.... here's a good picture of her....  [+] (4 new replies) 08/18/2014 on This is what multiupload... -10
#189 - anonymous (08/18/2014) [-]
User avatar #192 - dflash (08/18/2014) [-]
Good thing you can't stalk my girlfriend off of a single picture
#221 - anonymous (08/18/2014) [-]
#188 - dflash (08/18/2014) [-]
Then there's this shit
#29 - Everyone is raging about the wrong thing... let's bitch about … 08/04/2014 on Homeless 0
#22 - Since when was there a skullgirls channel???? I demand moar! 07/31/2014 on Take the shot. +2
#43 - The *69 is going to be strong with me then 07/27/2014 on (untitled) +1
#40 - Dat uncensored phone number tho  [+] (8 new replies) 07/27/2014 on (untitled) -1
User avatar #42 - purpleday (07/27/2014) [-]
yeah let's keep it at spam phone calls
#48 - twofreegerbils (07/27/2014) [-]
Can I play?
User avatar #49 - purpleday (07/27/2014) [-]
rofl the shitstorm is upon us
User avatar #50 - twofreegerbils (07/27/2014) [-]
I do it for the lulz
User avatar #57 - purpleday (07/28/2014) [-]
#58 - twofreegerbils (07/28/2014) [-]
User avatar #51 - purpleday (07/27/2014) [-]
yeah seriously, I'll let you guys know if I get any more heat
User avatar #43 - dflash (07/27/2014) [-]
The *69 is going to be strong with me then
#46 - It depends on how much you care really.... If you don't care e… 07/20/2014 on Working Retail 0
#34 - Go for it, don't let me discourage you. I work/live in a …  [+] (6 new replies) 07/20/2014 on Working Retail +1
User avatar #35 - bagguhsleep (07/20/2014) [-]
shit mayne you just reminded me about stealing
what do you do then? do you confront them?
I'm not quite ready to risk getting shanked by some mayheecan compadre holmes orale vato gangbanger for some cheetos
User avatar #86 - lotengo (07/20/2014) [-]
Do you live in America?
User avatar #98 - bagguhsleep (07/20/2014) [-]
yeah doo
User avatar #109 - lotengo (07/20/2014) [-]
If you see some nigger stealing, dont Sk questions. Just grab a gun and shoot him in the dick.

If the cops show up say u were standing ur ground. Become national hero.
User avatar #46 - dflash (07/20/2014) [-]
It depends on how much you care really.... If you don't care enough to do something, call a manager to take care of shady people. If you feel like the hero Walgreens deserves..... take care of it in a manner that isn't too asshole-ish.
User avatar #39 - deafmagnets (07/20/2014) [-]
You really don't get paid enough to care. I mean I work for about $1 over minimum... and whenever you see someone stealing you pretty much just say hey put that back and if they do they do, if they don't they don't... that's all that CAN be expected of you, now if you're getting paid like $18 a hour, I might actually stop the nigger and be like put it back, or get the fuck out of the store and don't come back or you'll have the possibility of a trespassing sign
#30 - >Be Me, 21, Work at Walgreens >Customer brings up $5…  [+] (11 new replies) 07/20/2014 on Working Retail +16
User avatar #36 - ProWig (07/20/2014) [-]
i work at Tractor Supply And this shit happens all the time but everyone is a grumpy old dick or a redneck
User avatar #79 - silverzepher (07/20/2014) [-]
o have only ever seen the tractor supply near me, i have never seen another one, where do you live
User avatar #108 - ProWig (07/20/2014) [-]
Conroe Tx
User avatar #33 - bagguhsleep (07/20/2014) [-]
aw, man
there's this walgreens right across the street from campus that I was looking forward to working in, but you're discouraging me from doing so
fug you nigga
User avatar #34 - dflash (07/20/2014) [-]
Go for it, don't let me discourage you. I work/live in a shitty semi-ghetto area and the clientelle are mainly niggers that come in, steal, then buy newports
User avatar #35 - bagguhsleep (07/20/2014) [-]
shit mayne you just reminded me about stealing
what do you do then? do you confront them?
I'm not quite ready to risk getting shanked by some mayheecan compadre holmes orale vato gangbanger for some cheetos
User avatar #86 - lotengo (07/20/2014) [-]
Do you live in America?
User avatar #98 - bagguhsleep (07/20/2014) [-]
yeah doo
User avatar #109 - lotengo (07/20/2014) [-]
If you see some nigger stealing, dont Sk questions. Just grab a gun and shoot him in the dick.

If the cops show up say u were standing ur ground. Become national hero.
User avatar #46 - dflash (07/20/2014) [-]
It depends on how much you care really.... If you don't care enough to do something, call a manager to take care of shady people. If you feel like the hero Walgreens deserves..... take care of it in a manner that isn't too asshole-ish.
User avatar #39 - deafmagnets (07/20/2014) [-]
You really don't get paid enough to care. I mean I work for about $1 over minimum... and whenever you see someone stealing you pretty much just say hey put that back and if they do they do, if they don't they don't... that's all that CAN be expected of you, now if you're getting paid like $18 a hour, I might actually stop the nigger and be like put it back, or get the fuck out of the store and don't come back or you'll have the possibility of a trespassing sign

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User avatar #7 - alexclement (08/02/2013) [-]
Do you want your FJ points? Only use is in items game and you don't play,
User avatar #5 to #4 - dflash (07/30/2012) [-]
Holy **** , you weren't kidding
User avatar #6 to #5 - pokefag (07/30/2012) [-]
Lol. And when enlarged they dont look pixilated.
User avatar #8 to #6 - revengeforfreeze (02/02/2014) [-]
who is this?
User avatar #9 to #8 - pokefag (02/02/2014) [-]
Victoria Justice.
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