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Level 206 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Why is it that I can say a million different things about myself in my head...But when it comes to these damn description boxes I can never think of anything >:/
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probably just the flamboyant gold lighting tbh
I thought the same thing. That doesn't look much like Kanye.
Yeah, "they" have look-alikes for every celebrity in the world in the basement. Those get taught 24/7 how to act in case a real one walks out of line and must be replaced with his clone by "them".
Or, you know, people sometimes look different in pictures.
- Does this make anyone else uncomfortable or queazy for some reason?
yeah kind of
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ima be real with you, I have no idea how I got so many thumbs and so many people disagreeing with me, but I stand by what I said. Even the commentators are worse, in japan you got some guy screaming his dick off, yelling around and actually sounding like hes invested in whats going on, because its true, he really does care about what the contestants are doing. In AMW, all I hear is 2 dudes talking about what they're seeing, thats about it. People say AMW is better because a lot of the people are trained athletes and shit, but JNW had regular people, car mechanics/school teachers/hentai artists whatever, and 99% of those people at the very least smiled before they got started, because it was fun for them and it was fun to watch them, in AMW, people are treating it like its the most important thing ever to them, JNW had a few people like that but they were the ones who actually won and felt like it was something they'd accomplished. Americans seem to make a big deal out of every little thing, i've seen people post hundreds of pictures on facebook of them doing Yoga like its the most important thing in their life, even taking pictures of their lunch like its the most important thing to them at that time. AMW is no fun at all, no one smiles, and no one just appreciates themselves for attempting a difficult course because they got nothing else going on in their lives, they make it seem like the hardest thing in the world when theres no time limit and everyones afraid of getting hurt.
tldr, we still suck balls/I aint a weaboo/do you want some ice for that butthurt?
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