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#56 - tell something - avalanche of minuses he is actually right… 01/29/2013 on Laws +2
#23 - am i the only that can yawn with his mouth closed?  [+] (3 new replies) 01/25/2013 on Yawn Rape. +13
#32 - drhoffable (01/25/2013) [-]
you must have a large nose.
#27 - N. Korean citizen (01/25/2013) [-]
I do that too, like when I'm at work and don't want to yawn in someone's face. It probably looks real stupid on the outside though.
#30 - odonnell (01/25/2013) [-]
It does. You look as if you need to sneeze and take a shit at the same time. Pic related.
#2 - left one looks like a mia wallace a little 01/24/2013 on Sick of your shit +1
#7 - yes, but if you have enough money to buy whole body armour, no… 01/23/2013 on Modern day knights +12
#27 - he has special eyes 01/23/2013 on Inspirational 0
#21 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 01/23/2013 on hey valentine +174
#89 - lamarisagoodname (01/23/2013) [-]
perfect
#37 - wellfuckmylife has deleted their comment.
#41 - you say it like it's something bad 01/23/2013 on Don't inject Marijuana -15
#93 - i thought it was weird shape doll (that explains the size) to … 01/23/2013 on WTF of the day 0
#29 - it's Катюша 01/23/2013 on Fireworks battle +7
#29 - have you considered using photoshop? 01/22/2013 on finger lickin' good +3
#5 - then he stole his cap 01/13/2013 on Cutest Thing You'll Ever Read -7
#234 - The giant Pacific octopus, Enteroctopus dofleini, is often cit…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/13/2013 on Dominance 0
User avatar #235 - lasmamoe (01/13/2013) [-]
And the type of man
#5 - are you also high? 01/13/2013 on When you get high with your... 0
#219 - also if you are alone, even 2 doorknobs far enough will stop you  [+] (3 new replies) 01/13/2013 on Dominance 0
User avatar #232 - lasmamoe (01/13/2013) [-]
but that would also stop the octopus, they dont have a wider reach than us

right?
User avatar #234 - dezider (01/13/2013) [-]
The giant Pacific octopus, Enteroctopus dofleini, is often cited as the largest octopus species. Adults usually weigh around 15 kg (33 lb), with an arm span of up to 4.3 m (14 ft).

i guess it depends on the type of octopus
User avatar #235 - lasmamoe (01/13/2013) [-]
And the type of man
#7 - there is a comic about a guy and this one time his nipples wer…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2013 on Tumblr after dark #3 0
#12 - lobsterrr (01/09/2013) [-]
mentioning rudo on funnyjunk is the thing i would never expect to witness, its absurdly brilliant imho
#11 - no head movement 01/04/2013 on Michelin +3
#11 - no shit...it's a joke 12/27/2012 on Interracial sex... 0
#6 - but not ostrich ones  [+] (4 new replies) 12/27/2012 on Interracial sex... 0
#8 - N. Korean citizen (12/27/2012) [-]
He's saying that even if they don't mate with a cock they'll produce chicken (cock) eggs...
So there's no logic that they'l produce ostrich eggs if mated with an ostrich.
User avatar #11 - dezider (12/27/2012) [-]
no shit...it's a joke
#10 - osboom (12/27/2012) [-]
shit, didn't log
User avatar #12 - tlrloolrlt (12/27/2012) [-]
Sorry guys, It's my fault.
#4 - Picture 12/27/2012 on three +5
#56 - If it's a legitimate rape, the mp5 body has ways to try to shu… 12/27/2012 on Fucking guns get it? +1
#21 - santa - satan total weight - 666 million kg  [+] (6 new replies) 12/25/2012 on How to be Santa +169
User avatar #82 - jinjo (12/25/2012) [-]
I had a theory on this..

Santa takes away from the 'true meaning' of Christmas, making it materialistic and shallow.

Satan hates humans. Jesus is God's son in human form. Satan must be pissed.

Christmas is traditionally recognized as Jesus' birthday, so satan created santa to take away from that. Also, by doing so he's making people more greedy and materialistic.

Also, they're both red.

Coincidence? I think not.
User avatar #158 - instakill (12/26/2012) [-]
think about this though, wasn't it Satan who took the form of a snake to tempt eve into eating the apple from the tree of knowledge, before that event Adam and Eve had no free will and thus were mere playthings of god, Satan saw the potential in man and thus set us free, god then banished man from Eden because he could not control Adam and Eve anymore, does Satan really hate man or does he want freedom for man.
User avatar #159 - jinjo (12/26/2012) [-]
Well, Satan refused to bow to humans, which is why he was banished from heaven in the first place right?

He set us free, but that wasn't necessarily to help us as much as it was to hurt God.

Also, I think in the bible Satan doesn't rule Hell (or does he?)

but by allowing the humans to be free, also gave them the ability to sin, which means they would go to hell, and ifhe wasn't the ruler of it, he still knows that a lifetime of freedom for many would mean eternity in hell.

Satan wasn't very nice.
User avatar #157 - goll (12/26/2012) [-]
you should check out this movie i think you would like it
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User avatar #154 - urietony (12/26/2012) [-]
Cool theory but Santa is red because Coca Cola made him so to commercialize themselves.
User avatar #155 - lordpsa (12/26/2012) [-]
That's actually just a popular myth.
#3 - sometimes i send link to my friends when i see porn with funny story 12/25/2012 on Oh Twitter 0
#47 - just for you 12/25/2012 on Grab my paw +4
#41 - mfw im trying to comprehend why it is illegal in denmark to po… 12/23/2012 on Why You Should Grow a Giant... 0
#17 - are they? 12/22/2012 on The internet in a nutshell. +4
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