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|#23 - am i the only that can yawn with his mouth closed? [+] (3 new replies)||01/25/2013 on Yawn Rape.||+13|
#27 - N. Korean citizen (01/25/2013) [-]
I do that too, like when I'm at work and don't want to yawn in someone's face. It probably looks real stupid on the outside though.
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|#234 - The giant Pacific octopus, Enteroctopus dofleini, is often cit… [+] (1 new reply)||01/13/2013 on Dominance||0|
|#5 - are you also high?||01/13/2013 on When you get high with your...||0|
|#219 - also if you are alone, even 2 doorknobs far enough will stop you [+] (3 new replies)||01/13/2013 on Dominance||0|
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|#11 - no shit...it's a joke||12/27/2012 on Interracial sex...||0|
|#6 - but not ostrich ones [+] (4 new replies)||12/27/2012 on Interracial sex...||0|
#8 - N. Korean citizen (12/27/2012) [-]
He's saying that even if they don't mate with a cock they'll produce chicken (cock) eggs...
So there's no logic that they'l produce ostrich eggs if mated with an ostrich.
|#4 - Picture||12/27/2012 on three||+5|
|#56 - If it's a legitimate rape, the mp5 body has ways to try to shu…||12/27/2012 on Fucking guns get it?||+1|
|#21 - santa - satan total weight - 666 million kg [+] (6 new replies)||12/25/2012 on How to be Santa||+169|
#82 - jinjo (12/25/2012) [-]
I had a theory on this..
Santa takes away from the 'true meaning' of Christmas, making it materialistic and shallow.
Satan hates humans. Jesus is God's son in human form. Satan must be pissed.
Christmas is traditionally recognized as Jesus' birthday, so satan created santa to take away from that. Also, by doing so he's making people more greedy and materialistic.
Also, they're both red.
Coincidence? I think not.
#158 - instakill (12/26/2012) [-]
think about this though, wasn't it Satan who took the form of a snake to tempt eve into eating the apple from the tree of knowledge, before that event Adam and Eve had no free will and thus were mere playthings of god, Satan saw the potential in man and thus set us free, god then banished man from Eden because he could not control Adam and Eve anymore, does Satan really hate man or does he want freedom for man.
#159 - jinjo (12/26/2012) [-]
Well, Satan refused to bow to humans, which is why he was banished from heaven in the first place right?
He set us free, but that wasn't necessarily to help us as much as it was to hurt God.
Also, I think in the bible Satan doesn't rule Hell (or does he?)
but by allowing the humans to be free, also gave them the ability to sin, which means they would go to hell, and ifhe wasn't the ruler of it, he still knows that a lifetime of freedom for many would mean eternity in hell.
Satan wasn't very nice.
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