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#1 - So fanny this idea hasnt been posted befor! FANNY SO FANNY 100% 08/30/2012 on Oppan Gangnam Style +2
#1 - fucking so funny 08/30/2012 on For pinkie pie +3
#163 - haha well it doest exist man if you think it does you clearly …  [+] (4 new replies) 08/30/2012 on Facebook (1) -2
#171 - Kingsteveooo (08/30/2012) [-]
Tis where you're wrong my friends. Allow me to show you the light.

The "friend zone" does NOT exist. What most people call the friend zone is really, the You're Doing It Wrong, And Have Probably Missed Many Many Many Signals Zone. Or the YDIWAHPMMMMS Zone, but nobody calls it that..

NOW Quite literally, the key to keeping away from the YDIWAHPMMMMS Zone is to
1. Make eye contact.
2. Be confident in EVERYTHING you say. (Yes that stupid blather of crap that you actually just mumbled out works too. Who cares?) As long as you don't look weak saying it.
3. Assert your dominance.
4. Appreciate them, and make sure they know it. (This does not mean go overboard with it)
5. Relax. Enjoy yourself no matter what you do, where you go. There is nothing more unattractive than a miserable looking person slouched over with a scowl on their face.

And that my friends, is the truth behind the "Friend Zone" I hope this helped. Good night, and Happy Humpings!!
User avatar #179 - holycrapimacupcake (08/30/2012) [-]
You are a god among men.
#182 - Kingsteveooo (08/30/2012) [-]
You're too kind, but a god.. no.

Just a King
#165 - N. Korean citizen (08/30/2012) [-]
yeah it goes along the lines of him asking her out, and never being friends again because its too awkward
#881773 - i think the brony link sohuld lead to the gay page. Faggots  [+] (1 new reply) 08/30/2012 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... 0
#881799 - pwincesswoona (08/30/2012) [-]
#157 - and no one gives a fuck 08/30/2012 on Facebook (1) 0
#155 - No brony s cool there just scum  [+] (1 new reply) 08/30/2012 on Facebook (1) -2
User avatar #188 - takesomemorewater (08/30/2012) [-]
That's not true...this guy especially is just a dick...I'm not a brony, but I do like the musical part of the community...
#154 - You must be a fucking 12 year old faggot beacuase this has not…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/30/2012 on Facebook (1) -11
#160 - illutvar (08/30/2012) [-]
well, quit bitching bout it cuz sometimes there is a comment that is completely off topic from the post
User avatar #158 - ianosity (08/30/2012) [-]
I think you need to calm down there. You're supposed play along, not go ape shit. "LOOK AT ME AND MY OUTRAGEOUS VIEWS ON LIFE! OMG IM SO CUTTING EDGE!" The friendzone DOES exist. Guys ask girl out, and get turned down and shut in the friend zone for life. I've seen it happen. If that's never happened to you then hey, awesome, good for you.
User avatar #163 - devotedfan (08/30/2012) [-]
haha well it doest exist man if you think it does you clearly are not over the age of 16
#171 - Kingsteveooo (08/30/2012) [-]
Tis where you're wrong my friends. Allow me to show you the light.

The "friend zone" does NOT exist. What most people call the friend zone is really, the You're Doing It Wrong, And Have Probably Missed Many Many Many Signals Zone. Or the YDIWAHPMMMMS Zone, but nobody calls it that..

NOW Quite literally, the key to keeping away from the YDIWAHPMMMMS Zone is to
1. Make eye contact.
2. Be confident in EVERYTHING you say. (Yes that stupid blather of crap that you actually just mumbled out works too. Who cares?) As long as you don't look weak saying it.
3. Assert your dominance.
4. Appreciate them, and make sure they know it. (This does not mean go overboard with it)
5. Relax. Enjoy yourself no matter what you do, where you go. There is nothing more unattractive than a miserable looking person slouched over with a scowl on their face.

And that my friends, is the truth behind the "Friend Zone" I hope this helped. Good night, and Happy Humpings!!
User avatar #179 - holycrapimacupcake (08/30/2012) [-]
You are a god among men.
#182 - Kingsteveooo (08/30/2012) [-]
You're too kind, but a god.. no.

Just a King
#165 - N. Korean citizen (08/30/2012) [-]
yeah it goes along the lines of him asking her out, and never being friends again because its too awkward
#70 - Fagmin Banned hundreds of people in the blink of a eye and th… 08/30/2012 on Eveyones getting banned +2
#69 - pinkie pie has become aa complete tryant and started banning… 08/30/2012 on Eveyones getting banned +4
#1527 - funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/466417/Manly Well im o… 08/29/2012 on Report porn outside of NSFW -9
#186 - He should pay for banning all those people like Lazierthenthou… 08/29/2012 on True Story. +4
#289 - wow you must be a light weight 08/29/2012 on The worst human growths... +1
#929 - I like how people are thumbing down ma joke! lol  [+] (1 new reply) 08/29/2012 on Childhood (Description) 0
#930 - jusaleb (08/30/2012) [-]
#502 - This is BULLSHIT! Fj community should rise up! un ban you :3 !… 08/29/2012 on LazierThanThou's profile 0
#9 - You are literally to stupid to respond to after this  [+] (1 new reply) 08/29/2012 on Cinderella full movie -2
#10 - thelonelyfeel (08/29/2012) [-]
too*
#7 - Actually you're the mad one because when you post those pictu…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/29/2012 on Cinderella full movie -2
#8 - thelonelyfeel (08/29/2012) [-]
<- You right now taking this all so seriously.
User avatar #9 - devotedfan (08/29/2012) [-]
You are literally to stupid to respond to after this
#10 - thelonelyfeel (08/29/2012) [-]
too*
#5 - Yes........ you fucking retard  [+] (5 new replies) 08/29/2012 on Cinderella full movie -3
#6 - thelonelyfeel (08/29/2012) [-]
User avatar #7 - devotedfan (08/29/2012) [-]
Actually you're the mad one because when you post those pictures you admit to loosing the argument and that you're to mad to think of a response.
#8 - thelonelyfeel (08/29/2012) [-]
<- You right now taking this all so seriously.
User avatar #9 - devotedfan (08/29/2012) [-]
You are literally to stupid to respond to after this
#10 - thelonelyfeel (08/29/2012) [-]
too*
#3 - no this website is 95% male this is a child's movie made for…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/28/2012 on Cinderella full movie -3
User avatar #4 - thelonelyfeel (08/28/2012) [-]
No...
User avatar #5 - devotedfan (08/29/2012) [-]
Yes........ you fucking retard
#6 - thelonelyfeel (08/29/2012) [-]
User avatar #7 - devotedfan (08/29/2012) [-]
Actually you're the mad one because when you post those pictures you admit to loosing the argument and that you're to mad to think of a response.
#8 - thelonelyfeel (08/29/2012) [-]
<- You right now taking this all so seriously.
User avatar #9 - devotedfan (08/29/2012) [-]
You are literally to stupid to respond to after this
#10 - thelonelyfeel (08/29/2012) [-]
too*
#132191 - !!!Guys IGN is doing a live stream of Dayz with the mod maker  [+] (2 new replies) 08/28/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #132205 - goofyholler (08/28/2012) [-]
And what do you mean with mod maker.
User avatar #132203 - goofyholler (08/28/2012) [-]
The standalone one?
#1 - i think all the gay pony fucking homos will like this  [+] (9 new replies) 08/28/2012 on Cinderella full movie -3
User avatar #2 - thelonelyfeel (08/28/2012) [-]
Are you saying disney movies are gay? Sounds like someone was molested as a child.
User avatar #3 - devotedfan (08/28/2012) [-]
no this website is 95% male this is a child's movie made for girls and so is MLP
User avatar #4 - thelonelyfeel (08/28/2012) [-]
No...
User avatar #5 - devotedfan (08/29/2012) [-]
Yes........ you fucking retard
#6 - thelonelyfeel (08/29/2012) [-]
User avatar #7 - devotedfan (08/29/2012) [-]
Actually you're the mad one because when you post those pictures you admit to loosing the argument and that you're to mad to think of a response.
#8 - thelonelyfeel (08/29/2012) [-]
<- You right now taking this all so seriously.
User avatar #9 - devotedfan (08/29/2012) [-]
You are literally to stupid to respond to after this
#10 - thelonelyfeel (08/29/2012) [-]
too*
#16 - Please Kill You're self.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/28/2012 on look -10
#17 - whodeargaydear has deleted their comment.
#12 - not where i live damn white trash whores INB4 http://www.… 08/28/2012 on Yet here we are 0
#41 - VAT!!! NINETEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.com 08/28/2012 on Mine is better 0
#1 - WE dont want youre shit here nigger. 08/28/2012 on online shopping 0
#120 - yea dude! damn darkness s confusing well 2 more years im in th… 08/28/2012 on good old Jim 0
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