a better question would be:

what am I not?

an actual woman?

reminds*

I am thank you

Y'there?

sorry, I was caught up by videos and delaying programming homework >~>

what is up with the you?

The ceiling, mainly.

Also, pony threads. Strange people around them parts, and I enjoy laughing at them because it makes me feel like a better human being.

I am a horrid person.

compared to the fabled "cloppers", many of us feel like better people

because at that point

you're getting off to two horses getting it on
I'm a furry
and to me that is just too far.

Ah yes, I am a furry also. But obviously furry is not a pony.

There's anthro pony, but that's mostly human. Hence why I feel O.K about it.

Also, you got the leet comment I wanted to grab. :(

I didn't even realize! my sincerest apologies D:

SO do you have XBL?

I do not >n>
I have...steam...kind..it's on my external harddrive <~<

So I could get your steam name?

it is either:
Babilous or Chaotic-neutral

babilous is my account name for certain though

And you shall get a friend request from bambicookies or Bridget. :P

ok, so I figured I could run steam from my external, it turns out, I cannot >~>

Well darn.

Can't re-download ir from Steam-powered?

actually yeah, let me see if I can run games while steam is active through my external...

I've never posted nudes of myself, why would I do that?

I'm pretty sure you did. ._.

the only pornographic material concerning my likeness was drawn

I could have sworn I've seen a picture of your chest. :o

go ahead and describe to me how you remember my chest.

because if you are correct, then someone I know may have leaked images...

C cups and your figure is somewhat curvy, but you're not heavy.

ah, good, then you have not seen me naked.

but I appreciate the thoughtful imagination

I just remember seeing something you posted on NSFW and I thought it was you. Mah bad.

I have removed nothing from my submitted content list, feel free to browse it

NSFW gets taken down after 6 hours, remember? :P

I envy your throat.
I BET YOU HAVE A VOICE OF HONEY AND JOY

Ahaha, NO.

Horribly gravely. I am learning voice coaching to make it more feminine.

But I am glad no adams apple. Makes my passing easier.

And again:
funnyjunk.com/user_pictures/bambishinkou/4180821/Me+again/

and you have the bestest of noses.
AND EYES
AND CHEEK BONES
AND CHIN
I declare shenanigans on how thoroughly bred of a trap you are. this isn't fair I can't even,/endofsentence

My nose and shin are manly as fuck. It's the eyes and cheeks that only just help it.

chin*

your nose ends on an upward curve, which is practically trademarked by the female gender.

and your chin is thinner than your jaw line by a notable degree, which is also common in women.

I shall take your word for it.

have you been mistaken for a girl public before?
I BET YOU HAVE

Quite a lot. But only when I wear my hoody that hides my flat chest and my arms.

Ma'am, give me this hoody

that way I'll never be seen as a boy again
XD

It's just a baggy hoody.

While wearing skinny jeans it gives the impression of girl.

Pretty much like this:

Baggy Top, skinny jeans. Girl.

Tight top with bra, baggy trousers. Girl.

you have such nice hair :0

I really don't. Being ginger means it's thin and "Fair", so it falls out and grows back really quick and it otherwise horrible, gotta use dat salon grade shampoo and conditioner.

Also, you're on!

I noticed! and what is that brand that advertises salon quality without the salon price?

TRESEMME!

do you use this Tresemme? because you're hair looks really good in that picture

Yupper.

Also, Imma upload my comic, think you could MM it to ya buddes? :D

I can, but I must be honest, I only get messages from like...one person on friends list XD

so we'll see what happens :'D

Well a mass message would go out to all people on your freinds, so it'll be interesting to see what happens.

www.funnyjunk.com/channel/oc-comic-makers/He+means+well/sRlhGfE

I'm gonna MM it just now, I await yours, lol. Hopefully I hit the front.

this is kinda embaressing

but I forgot how to mass message...

Go to your friends interface, it's at the top left. :3

THIS CONTRACT IS SEALED

that comic was cute and sad and I giggled

Yay!

Poor slenderman though. He just wants to get his leg over.

what does that mean?
is that a sexual phrase?
it sounds sexual
though it would be rude for me assume D:

British saying/slang for "Getting sex."

Getting your leg over refers to shagging. Shagging means sex. :D

think of what one could do with them tentacles! it's positively creative.

however, it is like...3:25am...so i am going to sleep @~@ sweet dreams

Ni-night hun. xx

I AWAAAAAAKE

Well howdy.

how doth ye fair this afternoon thine maiden?

Bored.

Also this:
funnyjunk.com/user_pictures/bambishinkou/4180783/Myself+again/

what is MMing? :0

Mass Messaging.

oh, sure can : D
just let me know when to relentless spam people c:

Well, preferably, when you're on, haha.

You're rarely on. From what I see anyways. I come here almost everyday.

I am on rather semi-frequently, it's just always at inconsistent and obscure times >~>

is...is that really you?

that photo....

just-....I can't even

What?

Oh, god do I make a bad trap?

gosh no! you're like one of the most convincing ones I've met yet!

(Sam, if you're reading this, I'm including you, AND YOU TOO ANNE)

aaaw yeah

I don't get it

talking leads to dateing, dateing leads to fucking
no idea why i posted it
was bored

that is clearly not how it goes

or else I'd be passed around like a public bicycle

well
it leads to dateing first
your only dateing one person at a time

If he would ever get online he would see that I have requested we discuss our relationship status.

so I'm afraid your statement isn't entirely true.

wait what

We haven't had a conversation in 3 weeks, and while I am the first to admit that scheduling was an issue on my part, it is simply becoming to taxing on me. I feel that I've become distant from Anne, and I need someone who can both be there when I need them to be and someone I can physically touch.

that sucsk you two are perfect together

we were very compatible yes. but getting along is not the only part of a relationship there is.

Arigato gozaymasu fuun...maa-maa. O-genki desu?

Thank you for your compliment! uhm, things are going alright I suppose. How about with you?

Ah! Konichiwa, deviousman-san! Genki desu~!
Douitashimashite!

Waku waku! Ireshii desu ka! Sumimasen.

I'm only just learning how to speak Japanese I'm afraid! however: Yoroshiku orogaishimas!

the only Japanese word i need is kawaii

:I

I have no idea to speak japanese. My brother know a little, tho. I ask him or the internet, just to understand what you're saying, I'm afraid. But it's fun to speak japanese!

What kind of japanese interest/hobby do you have? Or is it just the language?

for the moment being it is just the language, but what pushed me to learn the language was when I was watching anime and I realized there were some things being lost in translation. I deeply enjoy art and entertainment, and the thought that the intended message was being violated by a language barrier was enough for me to study into it.

how about you? what are your hobbies or interests?

Oh, and if I sometimes spell wrong or type wrong, I have to defence myself by saying that english isn't my first language. I'm swedish.

Oh, that's new! Pretty interesting too, I must say.

My main reason is Pokémon. I looove Pokémon, and I have loved Pokémon since I was three years old. I want to use phrases in battles, different types of greetings, knowing the name of pokémon (and how to pronounce them), etc. Otherwise, I like it because it sounds weird, but awesome at the same time.

I want to learn one other language too, but I don't know which one.

my gosh, there are so many types of greetings in Japan, as well as different ways to apologize! It's quite fascinating the way a culture shapes a language I think.

Sumimasen, Ikarakutewa narimasen.
I must get to bed, It's four in the morning here

Okay, sweet dreams! :D

wait, crud! I misused Desu ka. Gomenasai!

defleberbeb I don't even

Well....that's an interesting reply.

conditions could be better, how about you?

Same, within two weeks my uncle had a stroke, another uncle died, I had a house fire, and my grandmother died. But hey I can't let it bring me down, just have to wait for things to calm down.

my word. something rather similar happened to a previous neighbor of mine, but with her much more immediate family :<

Yeah, hell of a time, truthfully I think the worst of it was having to see my mother cry so many times. I'm a very strong person, but seeing your mother in tears can break any man.

I can agree to that with all of my heart :<

Well on a lighter subject, my bro recently got married too, so its not ALL bad :).

well congrats to him! and what has been going on directly relating to yourself? c:

Nm...I've been helping the family through this tough time. I got a new xbox and been chosen for the people to people student ambassador program. That's about it lol

I'm sorry for not responding to you sooner, thank you ever so much for your kind words

its all good and your welcome

theres good, theres bad, you?

it's cool to think Devious man is awesome?
SINCE WHEN?

well, look at all the people saying it

my word
I am oblivious to my comments

because I work part time as a plumber, duuuh

Pfffffffft what a "Shity" Job

AWWWWWWWWWWW YEA

I..have no rebuttal for that

Why? To cheesey? xD

I'd make a joke,but I'm not much of a potty mouth

>.>

>u>

LMAO There you go! Well it does sound like a shit hole of a job.

(I'm not actually a plumber >o>)

(I know lmao I'm just playing along.)

xD

I have betrayed your trust! I shall exile myself immediately!

What wait why?!

why?