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if people were married and took names according to their user name, would that make me
"Uber Deviouman"
or would that make Andrew
"UberAndrewMan"
this is what I think of in the dark

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#1357 - wat  [+] (1 new reply) 11/30/2013 on deviousman's profile 0
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#1 - There is a billboard on my route home from college with this i… 02/03/2013 on We are all rich enough 0
#1 - I saw this and I was like: "I hope this is Critical"… 02/03/2013 on Surgeon Simulator 0
#1 - This is ingenuity at its finest. 02/03/2013 on Birthdays +23
#1353 - a better question would be: what am I not?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/30/2012 on deviousman's profile 0
#1354 - ljsaus (01/01/2013) [-]
an actual woman?
#50 - I meant elaborate! D: OH GOSH, INTERNET, DON'T KILL ME 11/03/2012 on Title 0
#3 - Atheists: hamburgers Math: green 11/03/2012 on Checkmate! -8
#8 - why does this look like the cover to an adult themed comic? 11/03/2012 on Smaller than we think 0
#1351 - I am thank you 11/03/2012 on deviousman's profile 0
#17 - can someone extrapolate this for me?  [+] (4 new replies) 11/03/2012 on Title +1
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#33 - anonymous (11/03/2012) [-]
LE OP HAZ NO LE GF LOL FAG HOMO
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User avatar #50 - deviousman (11/03/2012) [-]
I meant elaborate! D:
OH GOSH, INTERNET, DON'T KILL ME

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User avatar #1360 - Loopholes (06/07/2014) [-]
Hello, yes, do you still exist?

You may not remember me or come on here anymore but let's find out.
Replay when you see this please, I'd like to catch up. :3
#1359 - soundofwinter ONLINE (12/31/2013) [-]
I was looking up polandball and google and it led me here
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#1355 - MrLlama (02/03/2013) [-]
Wow, you don't get much traffic through here any more, do you?
#1352 - ljsaus (12/24/2012) [-]
what are you?
User avatar #1353 to #1352 - deviousman (12/30/2012) [-]
a better question would be:

what am I not?
#1354 to #1353 - ljsaus (01/01/2013) [-]
an actual woman?
#1349 - bambishinkou (10/25/2012) [-]
OMG DUDE. SRSLY.

I was watching D Grayman, and Nii-san with make-up remind me of you. Apart from the hair colour.

(This is a compliment)
User avatar #1350 to #1349 - bambishinkou (10/25/2012) [-]
reminds*
User avatar #1351 to #1350 - deviousman (11/03/2012) [-]
I am thank you
#1330 - bambishinkou (10/21/2012) [-]
So what'cha upto Madam Devious?
User avatar #1332 to #1331 - deviousman (10/21/2012) [-]
sorry, I was caught up by videos and delaying programming homework >~>

what is up with the you?
#1333 to #1332 - bambishinkou (10/21/2012) [-]
The ceiling, mainly.

Also, pony threads. Strange people around them parts, and I enjoy laughing at them because it makes me feel like a better human being.

I am a horrid person.
User avatar #1337 to #1333 - deviousman (10/22/2012) [-]
compared to the fabled "cloppers", many of us feel like better people

because at that point

you're getting off to two horses getting it on
I'm a furry
and to me that is just too far.
#1339 to #1337 - bambishinkou (10/22/2012) [-]
Ah yes, I am a furry also. But obviously furry is not a pony.

There's anthro pony, but that's mostly human. Hence why I feel O.K about it.

Also, you got the leet comment I wanted to grab. :(
User avatar #1340 to #1339 - deviousman (10/22/2012) [-]
I didn't even realize! my sincerest apologies D:
#1341 to #1340 - bambishinkou (10/22/2012) [-]
SO do you have XBL?
User avatar #1342 to #1341 - deviousman (10/22/2012) [-]
I do not >n>
I have...steam...kind..it's on my external harddrive <~<
User avatar #1343 to #1342 - bambishinkou (10/22/2012) [-]
So I could get your steam name?
User avatar #1344 to #1343 - deviousman (10/22/2012) [-]
it is either:
Babilous or Chaotic-neutral

babilous is my account name for certain though
User avatar #1345 to #1344 - bambishinkou (10/22/2012) [-]
And you shall get a friend request from bambicookies or Bridget. :P
User avatar #1346 to #1345 - deviousman (10/22/2012) [-]
ok, so I figured I could run steam from my external, it turns out, I cannot >~>
User avatar #1347 to #1346 - bambishinkou (10/22/2012) [-]
Well darn.

Can't re-download ir from Steam-powered?
User avatar #1348 to #1347 - deviousman (10/22/2012) [-]
actually yeah, let me see if I can run games while steam is active through my external...
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#1307 - drewsky (10/21/2012) [-]
I'm confused about your gender. Your profile pics make you look like a girl, and I think you've posted nudes on 						****					 before. ._. I just can't for the life of me remember.
I'm confused about your gender. Your profile pics make you look like a girl, and I think you've posted nudes on **** before. ._. I just can't for the life of me remember.
User avatar #1308 to #1307 - deviousman (10/21/2012) [-]
I've never posted nudes of myself, why would I do that?
User avatar #1310 to #1308 - drewsky (10/21/2012) [-]
I'm pretty sure you did. ._.
User avatar #1312 to #1310 - deviousman (10/21/2012) [-]
the only pornographic material concerning my likeness was drawn
User avatar #1318 to #1312 - drewsky (10/21/2012) [-]
I could have sworn I've seen a picture of your chest. :o
User avatar #1321 to #1318 - deviousman (10/21/2012) [-]
go ahead and describe to me how you remember my chest.

because if you are correct, then someone I know may have leaked images...
User avatar #1323 to #1321 - drewsky (10/21/2012) [-]
C cups and your figure is somewhat curvy, but you're not heavy.
User avatar #1324 to #1323 - deviousman (10/21/2012) [-]
ah, good, then you have not seen me naked.

but I appreciate the thoughtful imagination
User avatar #1334 to #1324 - drewsky (10/21/2012) [-]
I just remember seeing something you posted on **** and I thought it was you. Mah bad.
User avatar #1335 to #1334 - deviousman (10/22/2012) [-]
I have removed nothing from my submitted content list, feel free to browse it
User avatar #1336 to #1335 - drewsky (10/22/2012) [-]
**** gets taken down after 6 hours, remember? :P
#1289 - bambishinkou (10/15/2012) [-]
Also, I'll give you this. Better photo than below. :D
User avatar #1315 to #1289 - deviousman (10/21/2012) [-]
I envy your throat.
I BET YOU HAVE A VOICE OF HONEY AND JOY
User avatar #1316 to #1315 - bambishinkou (10/21/2012) [-]
Ahaha, NO.

Horribly gravely. I am learning voice coaching to make it more feminine.

But I am glad no adams apple. Makes my passing easier.

And again:
funnyjunk.com/user_pictures/bambishinkou/4180821/Me+again/
User avatar #1317 to #1316 - deviousman (10/21/2012) [-]
and you have the bestest of noses.
AND EYES
AND CHEEK BONES
AND CHIN
I declare shenanigans on how thoroughly bred of a trap you are. this isn't fair I can't even,/endofsentence
User avatar #1319 to #1317 - bambishinkou (10/21/2012) [-]
My nose and shin are manly as **** . It's the eyes and cheeks that only just help it.
User avatar #1322 to #1320 - deviousman (10/21/2012) [-]
your nose ends on an upward curve, which is practically trademarked by the female gender.

and your chin is thinner than your jaw line by a notable degree, which is also common in women.
User avatar #1325 to #1322 - bambishinkou (10/21/2012) [-]
I shall take your word for it.
User avatar #1326 to #1325 - deviousman (10/21/2012) [-]
have you been mistaken for a girl public before?
I BET YOU HAVE
User avatar #1327 to #1326 - bambishinkou (10/21/2012) [-]
Quite a lot. But only when I wear my hoody that hides my flat chest and my arms.
User avatar #1328 to #1327 - deviousman (10/21/2012) [-]
Ma'am, give me this hoody

that way I'll never be seen as a boy again
XD
User avatar #1329 to #1328 - bambishinkou (10/21/2012) [-]
It's just a baggy hoody.

While wearing skinny jeans it gives the impression of girl.

Pretty much like this:

Baggy Top, skinny jeans. Girl.

Tight top with bra, baggy trousers. Girl.

User avatar #1291 to #1289 - deviousman (10/21/2012) [-]
you have such nice hair :0
User avatar #1292 to #1291 - bambishinkou (10/21/2012) [-]
I really don't. Being ginger means it's thin and "Fair", so it falls out and grows back really quick and it otherwise horrible, gotta use dat salon grade shampoo and conditioner.

Also, you're on!
User avatar #1293 to #1292 - deviousman (10/21/2012) [-]
I noticed! and what is that brand that advertises salon quality without the salon price?
User avatar #1294 to #1293 - bambishinkou (10/21/2012) [-]
TRESEMME!
User avatar #1295 to #1294 - deviousman (10/21/2012) [-]
do you use this Tresemme? because you're hair looks really good in that picture
User avatar #1296 to #1295 - bambishinkou (10/21/2012) [-]
Yupper.

Also, Imma upload my comic, think you could MM it to ya buddes? :D
User avatar #1297 to #1296 - deviousman (10/21/2012) [-]
I can, but I must be honest, I only get messages from like...one person on friends list XD

so we'll see what happens :'D
User avatar #1298 to #1297 - bambishinkou (10/21/2012) [-]
Well a mass message would go out to all people on your freinds, so it'll be interesting to see what happens.

www.funnyjunk.com/channel/oc-comic-makers/He+means+well/sRlhGfE

I'm gonna MM it just now, I await yours, lol. Hopefully I hit the front.
User avatar #1299 to #1298 - deviousman (10/21/2012) [-]
this is kinda embaressing

but I forgot how to mass message...
User avatar #1300 to #1299 - bambishinkou (10/21/2012) [-]
Go to your friends interface, it's at the top left. :3
User avatar #1301 to #1300 - deviousman (10/21/2012) [-]
THIS CONTRACT IS SEALED

that comic was cute and sad and I giggled
User avatar #1302 to #1301 - bambishinkou (10/21/2012) [-]
Yay!

Poor slenderman though. He just wants to get his leg over.
User avatar #1303 to #1302 - deviousman (10/21/2012) [-]
what does that mean?
is that a sexual phrase?
it sounds sexual
though it would be rude for me assume D:
User avatar #1304 to #1303 - bambishinkou (10/21/2012) [-]
British saying/slang for "Getting sex."

Getting your leg over refers to shagging. Shagging means sex. :D
User avatar #1305 to #1304 - deviousman (10/21/2012) [-]
think of what one could do with them tentacles! it's positively creative.

however, it is like...3:25am...so i am going to sleep @~@ sweet dreams
User avatar #1306 to #1305 - bambishinkou (10/21/2012) [-]
Ni-night hun. xx
User avatar #1309 to #1306 - deviousman (10/21/2012) [-]
I AWAAAAAAKE
User avatar #1311 to #1309 - bambishinkou (10/21/2012) [-]
Well howdy.
User avatar #1313 to #1311 - deviousman (10/21/2012) [-]
how doth ye fair this afternoon thine maiden?
User avatar #1283 - bambishinkou (10/07/2012) [-]
I plan on posting a comic soon. Think you could help me with MMing it? :D

That is dependent on whether it's funny or not.
User avatar #1285 to #1283 - deviousman (10/13/2012) [-]
what is MMing? :0
User avatar #1286 to #1285 - bambishinkou (10/13/2012) [-]
Mass Messaging.
User avatar #1287 to #1286 - deviousman (10/15/2012) [-]
oh, sure can : D
just let me know when to relentless spam people c:
User avatar #1288 to #1287 - bambishinkou (10/15/2012) [-]
Well, preferably, when you're on, haha.

You're rarely on. From what I see anyways. I come here almost everyday.
User avatar #1290 to #1288 - deviousman (10/21/2012) [-]
I am on rather semi-frequently, it's just always at inconsistent and obscure times >~>
#1280 - bambishinkou (10/02/2012) [-]
Must befriend fellow trap!
User avatar #1281 to #1280 - deviousman (10/06/2012) [-]
is...is that really you?

that photo....

just-....I can't even
User avatar #1282 to #1281 - bambishinkou (10/06/2012) [-]
What?

Oh, god do I make a bad trap?
User avatar #1284 to #1282 - deviousman (10/13/2012) [-]
gosh no! you're like one of the most convincing ones I've met yet!

(Sam, if you're reading this, I'm including you, AND YOU TOO ANNE)
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User avatar #1279 to #1278 - deviousman (08/19/2012) [-]
aaaw yeah
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User avatar #1265 to #1264 - deviousman (08/08/2012) [-]
I don't get it
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User avatar #1267 to #1266 - deviousman (08/08/2012) [-]
that is clearly not how it goes

or else I'd be passed around like a public bicycle
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User avatar #1256 to #1255 - deviousman (07/27/2012) [-]
If he would ever get online he would see that I have requested we discuss our relationship status.

so I'm afraid your statement isn't entirely true.
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User avatar #1258 to #1257 - deviousman (07/27/2012) [-]
We haven't had a conversation in 3 weeks, and while I am the first to admit that scheduling was an issue on my part, it is simply becoming to taxing on me. I feel that I've become distant from Anne, and I need someone who can both be there when I need them to be and someone I can physically touch.
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User avatar #1260 to #1259 - deviousman (07/27/2012) [-]
we were very compatible yes. but getting along is not the only part of a relationship there is.
User avatar #1244 - kampi (07/26/2012) [-]
You also seem pretty damn cute.

How are things going? c:
User avatar #1245 to #1244 - deviousman (07/26/2012) [-]
Arigato gozaymasu fuun...maa-maa. O-genki desu?

Thank you for your compliment! uhm, things are going alright I suppose. How about with you?
User avatar #1246 to #1245 - kampi (07/26/2012) [-]
Ah! Konichiwa, deviousman-san! Genki desu~!
**************** !
User avatar #1247 to #1246 - deviousman (07/26/2012) [-]
Waku waku! Ireshii desu ka! Sumimasen.

I'm only just learning how to speak Japanese I'm afraid! however: Yoroshiku orogaishimas!
User avatar #1261 to #1247 - patriotpenguin (07/29/2012) [-]
the only Japanese word i need is kawaii
#1249 to #1247 - kampi (07/26/2012) [-]
I have no idea to speak japanese. My brother know a little, tho. I ask him or the internet, just to understand what you're saying, I'm afraid. But it's fun to speak japanese!   
   
What kind of japanese interest/hobby do you have? Or is it just the language?
I have no idea to speak japanese. My brother know a little, tho. I ask him or the internet, just to understand what you're saying, I'm afraid. But it's fun to speak japanese!

What kind of japanese interest/hobby do you have? Or is it just the language?
User avatar #1250 to #1249 - deviousman (07/26/2012) [-]
for the moment being it is just the language, but what pushed me to learn the language was when I was watching anime and I realized there were some things being lost in translation. I deeply enjoy art and entertainment, and the thought that the intended message was being violated by a language barrier was enough for me to study into it.

how about you? what are your hobbies or interests?
User avatar #1252 to #1250 - kampi (07/26/2012) [-]
Oh, and if I sometimes spell wrong or type wrong, I have to defence myself by saying that english isn't my first language. I'm swedish.
User avatar #1251 to #1250 - kampi (07/26/2012) [-]
Oh, that's new! Pretty interesting too, I must say.

My main reason is Pokémon. I looove Pokémon, and I have loved Pokémon since I was three years old. I want to use phrases in battles, different types of greetings, knowing the name of pokémon (and how to pronounce them), etc. Otherwise, I like it because it sounds weird, but awesome at the same time.

I want to learn one other language too, but I don't know which one.
User avatar #1253 to #1251 - deviousman (07/26/2012) [-]
my gosh, there are so many types of greetings in Japan, as well as different ways to apologize! It's quite fascinating the way a culture shapes a language I think.

Sumimasen, Ikarakutewa narimasen.
I must get to bed, It's four in the morning here
User avatar #1254 to #1253 - kampi (07/26/2012) [-]
Okay, sweet dreams! :D
User avatar #1248 to #1247 - deviousman (07/26/2012) [-]
wait, crud! I misused Desu ka. Gomenasai!
User avatar #1218 - torexofthenight (07/15/2012) [-]
Hey, we haven't talked in God knows how long, hows it going?
User avatar #1222 to #1218 - deviousman (07/23/2012) [-]
defleberbeb I don't even
User avatar #1235 to #1222 - torexofthenight (07/25/2012) [-]
Well....that's an interesting reply.
User avatar #1236 to #1235 - deviousman (07/25/2012) [-]
conditions could be better, how about you?
User avatar #1237 to #1236 - torexofthenight (07/25/2012) [-]
Same, within two weeks my uncle had a stroke, another uncle died, I had a house fire, and my grandmother died. But hey I can't let it bring me down, just have to wait for things to calm down.
User avatar #1238 to #1237 - deviousman (07/25/2012) [-]
my word. something rather similar happened to a previous neighbor of mine, but with her much more immediate family :<
User avatar #1239 to #1238 - torexofthenight (07/25/2012) [-]
Yeah, hell of a time, truthfully I think the worst of it was having to see my mother cry so many times. I'm a very strong person, but seeing your mother in tears can break any man.
User avatar #1240 to #1239 - deviousman (07/25/2012) [-]
I can agree to that with all of my heart :<
User avatar #1241 to #1240 - torexofthenight (07/25/2012) [-]
Well on a lighter subject, my bro recently got married too, so its not ALL bad :).
User avatar #1242 to #1241 - deviousman (07/25/2012) [-]
well congrats to him! and what has been going on directly relating to yourself? c:
User avatar #1243 to #1242 - torexofthenight (07/25/2012) [-]
Nm...I've been helping the family through this tough time. I got a new xbox and been chosen for the people to people student ambassador program. That's about it lol
#1217 - bifthelizard (07/13/2012) [-]
i just wanted to say i love your work and i love you :3
User avatar #1221 to #1217 - deviousman (07/23/2012) [-]
I'm sorry for not responding to you sooner, thank you ever so much for your kind words
#1234 to #1221 - bifthelizard (07/23/2012) [-]
its all good and your welcome
User avatar #1193 - poisonlonewolf (06/19/2012) [-]
How's it going? c:
User avatar #1194 to #1263 - deviousman (06/19/2012) [-]
theres good, theres bad, you?
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#1189 to #1257 - deviousman (06/19/2012) [-]
it's cool to think Devious man is awesome?
SINCE WHEN?
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User avatar #1192 to #1261 - deviousman (06/19/2012) [-]
my word
I am oblivious to my comments


#1185 - dafunkad (06/10/2012) [-]
i was asked to tell you how awesme and amazing you are.
i was asked to tell you how awesme and amazing you are.
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