y-you too

Wat, who are you?

>This profile is private
Great way for me to not know if we have any games in common.

lol

That's "Devilspecter" for you stupid people.

SKYYYYYYPE

Ey Testie, you should add me on Steam.

I have the same username there.

You want to take it even further than FJ?!
H-How lewd!

hi doom

So this is what you do at school everyday, Niece...

Well after seeing my best friend have so much fun I couldn't resist.

What's your favorite ice cream flavor now?

Vanilla as it has always been.

So it's not "dick flavour" yet?

Dicks are nasty

Good, at least you have some of your purity left.

I hope you're not just lying to me now.

I'm a pure and innocent loli

You didn't explain it.
Wow, maybe you're not as pure as you claim, then?

Don't make me abuse you

Then explain this:

/user/devilspecter/12170#12170

Latest users (2): devilspecter, whatley, anonymous(1).

Whatley... Now that's a name which sounds familiar.

~

Please be as hard as you can.

OPPAI BANZAI!

You call that groping?

Maybe I'll take you to molester-san on the morning train so he can show you how to grope properly.

(Not sure how much I can show without it counting as **** )
Naughty girl! I'll show you groping!
pushes you to the ground
Hoora! Hoora!

Kyaa, don't be so rough on me.

Could always switch over to **** if you want.

Switch to **** ? How do you mean? I'm still new to FJ.

We could take this to the next level on **** with super lewd pictures if you want.

Sure! Sounds like fun!

B-but that's kinda gay...

Only if dicks are touching.
Katsu-nee dosen't have a dick!
Hurray!

Unless you choose to be futa Katsu~
I'm fine with that too.
Go to **** and mention me for it so we can do iiiiiit.

> The more you cum the better you feel.

Wise words to live by.

I know, I try to live by it myself, really.

You should try it too, it feels good.

Oh noes, I'm so afraid I'm wetting my pantsu.

Damn right your buttocks should be moist for the main event!

Please be gentle, I'm so sore after Ministermax has been using them the whooole night.

GENTLE IS FOR THE WEAK!

Oh nooo~
Have mercy.

Keep this up and I might go for you instead of Termax.

You're having a change of heart really fast there hoho~

Also, ECM has some really good stuff.

Do you prefer the oppai loli version or normal?

The loli one is where my heart is!

hard to tell for me, I like both...

That's because he keeps denying me.
You seem more open about this kinda stuff.

There's always the threesome option, though.
Hoho.

The threesome option is the optimal!

Good luck making Max accept that.

In the meantime, we could train on each other for it.
This is my chance to seduce you

Ye can't seduce this many butts!

I only need to seduce yours.

Oh lawd, dat ass.

Yeah, huuuuge ass.
This is gonna take some serious hoodoo to seduce.

You can do it, I believe in you!

reply pls

Kuush

Bare så du vet det, så er Kush ulovlig i Norge.

Jeg ville frarådet deg fra å bruke ulovlige legemidler.

hahha, hva?

hell no

What a shame.

Hey, you should add me to friends, Kotori-fan.

Why what?

Oh you were that faggot. My mistake.

I'm not a faggot.

And stop using my pics!

Yeah, you're my slut.

Wait, what comment is that?

Just because I post a lewd pic like that doesn't mean I'm a fag!

Lol

Haha, dverger er alltid morsomme.

Koseligt

Jeg har ikke en waifu da...

du er jo en...

Ah shiet, hvem sin waifu er jeg?

hvem vet? hitler?

Jeg trodde jeg var waifuen din.

Nei.

Å nei, hvorfor ikke?

Er så mange andre som funker bedre.

Good for you, random person.

Me and Teratorn make together love on our bed without you knowing.

We **** like rabbits whenever you're at work, honey.

Yeah,be jealous.

Actually that's a good thing.
Keep him all to yourself mate.

I will

Great.

Come on, let's do a threesome.

I'll dress up as a maid for you if you accept.

That is a pretty damn good offer...
You should probably check with teratorn first though.

Then come get some, Killerofthestix and Teratorn.

That dress is cute.

You're wearing one as well, Tera.

I hope its skirt is really short.

Of course it is.

For today's course, Killerofthestix will be our master.
You must do everything he says for that time frame, okay?

What's your first order, Master~?

The outfit is too good for me.

Do you think Killerofthestix will show up?

If he doesn't, we might as well go at it, Tera.

Go ahead.

I guess.

**devilspecter catches Teratorn offguard and quickly begins passionately kissing him in front of master Killerofthestix**

Noo it isn't, go put it on and be cute for your master.

I wasnt complaining.

Less talking, more maid dressing!

I won't join in if I have to wear one as well.

I'm okay with it.

Whaa, what happened?

I'm a broke trash. I cannot afford anything,so my friends said they would assist me purchasing but when the update went live they told me to **** off and buy it myself,now they're enjoying it together and bought one to someone else instead of me.

Hmm...
If you really consider those people your friends, you should consider changing who you perceive as your friends.

I like to think of friends as an investment sort of.
I want them to be able to trust me and vice versa, I also want to be able to enjoy myself with them and for them to help me when I need it and the other way around of course.

Just think of it this way:
The more time you waste on them, the more time you lose with someone who could potentially be a much much better friend than what they are.
It might take some time, but if you just go through enough people, you end up finding some pretty good friends.
At least that is what i can say from my experience.

So don't feel down about it, at least they didn't betray you on something really serious.
It could've been worse.

They did buy me several games and items. I think they're sick of my broke **** because I cant give back.

Hmm, but did you ask for the things that they gave you?

Not really. They just needed a filler to play along.

You didn't come!

Where?

To bed with me back then.

/user/devilspecter/12058#12058

Then come to bed with your master and I'll make you forget all about your mean friends.

You know the Gun Mettle update for tf2?

No, I haven't, what is it like?

I dont know because i dont have it.

Why would you need to pay for an update to TF2?
It's F2P last time I checked.

Last time I checked,people invest thousands of dollars into TF2. Some people have inventories worth almost a hundred thousand dollars.

So you're just talking about ingame items that was recently released in the newest update?

No,all the items since the 'Hat wearing Mann' update. Unusuals,stranges,festives,australiums. Lots of rare items. Same goes for CS:GO,knives are fairly rare and can go to even 10 thousand dollars.

I'm really confused now.

Ah **** , synd at jeg ikke er sosial i det hele tatt, så Duckcon er noe jeg ikke kommer til å dra på med mindre jeg har noen å dra med.

Sitter her og sjekker litt hva jeg må få med meg av Backup osv. når jeg skal formatere PC-en, hva med deg?
Skal også sjekke fiskeutstyret mitt straks.

Det er for det beste. Det er så virkelig for det beste.

Hvorfor formatere maskina?

Du svarte ikke.

Du virker jæævlig falsk i forhold til hva jeg forventer is all.

lolwat, falsk på hvilken måte?

Det er ikke meninga at du ska vær søt ditt forbanna manskit

Hvaaa, hvordan er jeg søt?

Kousaka-san probs.

Det er Kotoura-san~

Aha

Hun er den beste jenta, ikke Ms. Slut som du elsker.

Ehh, hvorfor er det for det beste?

Fordi jeg ikke har gjort det på en stund og den begynner å bli treig.
Formaterte laptopen min i går.

Hva med deg a?
Hva driver du med om dagen?

De barna trenger ikke at du runker til dem.

Hvorfor bruker du laptop? Skaff deg stasjonær PC.

Nei jeg har løst problemet med skatt. Vi i Norge betaler så jævlig mye i skatt, så jeg tenkte at jeg heller kunne la skatten betale meg.

Slapp av, det gjør jeg ikke uansett.

Jeg har allerede en stasjonær PC, du burde slutte å trekke konklusjoner så fort.
Skal formatere den og om kanskje 10 min.

Får du penger fra NAV?

Same **** , synes du ikke at han er søt?

Not at all. Trivelig kæll no doubt men ikke sex material.

Hmm... Hvorfor er han ikke sex materiale da?

Alt for høy.

Hmm, er vel folk som liker høye karer, eh?

Du har fortsatt ikke lagt meg til på Steam!

Ignorert igjen!

Slemming.

Jeg kommer til å begynne å gråte hvis du ikke legger meg til på Steam!

Jeg tror du er under mistolkningen over at jeg eier empati for deg.

Gjør du ikke det?
Jeg trodde du likte meg ;_;

Hvordan i helvete kom du fram til det?

Jeg trodde du bare var litt tsun.

Not really

Vi kan vel fortsatt være venner, ikke sant!?

Yo yo selvsagt jo jo

Av en eller annen grunn tror jeg ikke på deg.
Slemming!

Kan sugen jeg om jeg likern. Send bilde.

Ah shiiit, serr?

Så du er villig til å bli sugemaskinen min?

Om den er fin sure.

Damn, når ble du så horete og homo?

Jeg var alltid slik. Holdt det bare under lid.

Shiiit, jeg visste du likte ***** og sånt noe, men dette her var nytt for meg.

...
Vent...
Har du og Lopi gjort det?

Eh.. ikke faen. Han er 2 meter høy.