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#292 - No prob. 13 hours ago on wut i read? +2
#276 - The stockings were truly exquisite and they had been made to f… 13 hours ago on wut i read? +4
#275 - once she saw how it was done she found the previous pelts that…  [+] (1 new reply) 13 hours ago on wut i read? +4
User avatar #276 - devilofscience (13 hours ago) [-]
The stockings were truly exquisite and they had been made to fit the dear fox perfectly, and when they presented them to her she was so overjoyed she could hardly stand it, she quickly grabbed the stockings and slipped them on, it was such a queer sight to see a fox in stockings but she seemed so overjoyed no one dared tell her, and so all through the town all the people and animals complemented her on how pretty she looked and how wonderfully clever she was to figure out how to wear them, and for the first time she felt beautiful, she felt loved, she felt marvelous! But she also felt homesick, she missed the birds, and the wolves, and squirrels, and the rabbits, she thought “I am pretty now, and I am not so cruel as I was, I’m sure should I return the other animals would love me as I once hoped they would, I am sure they will talk to me now, I’m sure they will not leave me.” She went on thinking this until she finally decided it was time for her to leave, and so she returned to the home of the not-a-moose’s master and bowed her head as she had found to be the norm in farewells, and so she went to the babes nest and did the same, then she went to the stables and said farewell to the not-a-moose who said farewell and that he was sure all the people of the town would miss her greatly, and from there she returned to the flat earth and followed it back to the mountains which she passed to the hills which she went over all the way back to the forest which she loved and once there all the animals came rushing out crying how they missed her and asking where she had been and what she had done, all complemented her on how beautiful her stockings were though none really got the allure, and so she found herself home again and now she knew herself loved and that she had always been loved, and she lived happily ever after the end.
#274 - She spent many weeks in the town and grew to know many of the …  [+] (2 new replies) 13 hours ago on wut i read? +4
User avatar #275 - devilofscience (13 hours ago) [-]
once she saw how it was done she found the previous pelts that the woman had worn in a basket and attempted to put them on herself, the first couple of times the people found her they were quite perplexed, but as time went on she got better and better at putting them on and the people came to realize she wanted stockings, it was such an odd thing to see and it was very strange they should think that she was strictly obsessed with them but she seemed so persistent and the people felt so indebted that when one day a you girl offered to make her a pair they not only didn’t question it they even gathered together to buy her the best materials they could afford to make them, they had bought so many wonderful colors for the girl to pick from that she found herself not wanting to pick just one and so instead she made a beautiful patchwork stocking with all the colors under the rainbow.
User avatar #276 - devilofscience (13 hours ago) [-]
The stockings were truly exquisite and they had been made to fit the dear fox perfectly, and when they presented them to her she was so overjoyed she could hardly stand it, she quickly grabbed the stockings and slipped them on, it was such a queer sight to see a fox in stockings but she seemed so overjoyed no one dared tell her, and so all through the town all the people and animals complemented her on how pretty she looked and how wonderfully clever she was to figure out how to wear them, and for the first time she felt beautiful, she felt loved, she felt marvelous! But she also felt homesick, she missed the birds, and the wolves, and squirrels, and the rabbits, she thought “I am pretty now, and I am not so cruel as I was, I’m sure should I return the other animals would love me as I once hoped they would, I am sure they will talk to me now, I’m sure they will not leave me.” She went on thinking this until she finally decided it was time for her to leave, and so she returned to the home of the not-a-moose’s master and bowed her head as she had found to be the norm in farewells, and so she went to the babes nest and did the same, then she went to the stables and said farewell to the not-a-moose who said farewell and that he was sure all the people of the town would miss her greatly, and from there she returned to the flat earth and followed it back to the mountains which she passed to the hills which she went over all the way back to the forest which she loved and once there all the animals came rushing out crying how they missed her and asking where she had been and what she had done, all complemented her on how beautiful her stockings were though none really got the allure, and so she found herself home again and now she knew herself loved and that she had always been loved, and she lived happily ever after the end.
#273 - After that they led her around the house and showed her so man…  [+] (3 new replies) 13 hours ago on wut i read? +4
User avatar #274 - devilofscience (13 hours ago) [-]
She spent many weeks in the town and grew to know many of the creatures proper names, though she stuck with her names as they made her giggle, as time went by she was even encouraged to venture around the town on her own, and as she did one day she came across and odd line linked between two posts, and on this line she found many of the peoples furs but oddly they weren’t attached to the people they belong to, odder still it was the people to whom they belong to who were hanging them upon the line, and so she watched as they did, and as she did she found her enamored with a pair of pelts that came from the humans legs, and so she walked closer and she sniffed it, it did not smell dead but neither did it smell like it was ever alive, she licked and found that it tasted odd of such a strange taste she knows not how it came, and when she tried to take it down to get a closer look the older person who was hanging pelts picked her up and wagged a finger at her, the small fox did not know what these leg pelts were but she knew she wanted them, and she knew she wanted to know more about them, and then one morning she got her chance, she found the female of the house applying her pelts and discovered the miracle of what she came to know was a stocking, the woman grabbed one of the long leg pelts and rolled it up until it was just a foot then as she pulled it over hers she began to unroll it and as it did unroll the fox couldn’t help but to imagine it as a snake eating the woman’s leg,
User avatar #275 - devilofscience (13 hours ago) [-]
once she saw how it was done she found the previous pelts that the woman had worn in a basket and attempted to put them on herself, the first couple of times the people found her they were quite perplexed, but as time went on she got better and better at putting them on and the people came to realize she wanted stockings, it was such an odd thing to see and it was very strange they should think that she was strictly obsessed with them but she seemed so persistent and the people felt so indebted that when one day a you girl offered to make her a pair they not only didn’t question it they even gathered together to buy her the best materials they could afford to make them, they had bought so many wonderful colors for the girl to pick from that she found herself not wanting to pick just one and so instead she made a beautiful patchwork stocking with all the colors under the rainbow.
User avatar #276 - devilofscience (13 hours ago) [-]
The stockings were truly exquisite and they had been made to fit the dear fox perfectly, and when they presented them to her she was so overjoyed she could hardly stand it, she quickly grabbed the stockings and slipped them on, it was such a queer sight to see a fox in stockings but she seemed so overjoyed no one dared tell her, and so all through the town all the people and animals complemented her on how pretty she looked and how wonderfully clever she was to figure out how to wear them, and for the first time she felt beautiful, she felt loved, she felt marvelous! But she also felt homesick, she missed the birds, and the wolves, and squirrels, and the rabbits, she thought “I am pretty now, and I am not so cruel as I was, I’m sure should I return the other animals would love me as I once hoped they would, I am sure they will talk to me now, I’m sure they will not leave me.” She went on thinking this until she finally decided it was time for her to leave, and so she returned to the home of the not-a-moose’s master and bowed her head as she had found to be the norm in farewells, and so she went to the babes nest and did the same, then she went to the stables and said farewell to the not-a-moose who said farewell and that he was sure all the people of the town would miss her greatly, and from there she returned to the flat earth and followed it back to the mountains which she passed to the hills which she went over all the way back to the forest which she loved and once there all the animals came rushing out crying how they missed her and asking where she had been and what she had done, all complemented her on how beautiful her stockings were though none really got the allure, and so she found herself home again and now she knew herself loved and that she had always been loved, and she lived happily ever after the end.
#272 - Soon after the female entered the room and brought with her st…  [+] (4 new replies) 13 hours ago on wut i read? +4
User avatar #273 - devilofscience (13 hours ago) [-]
After that they led her around the house and showed her so many wonderful things and when they came to their hearth they pointed to a pair of connected sticks above the mantle and smiled as they scratched her behind the ear, she did not know what these sticks were but they seemed to like them and so she too found a fondness for them, then later the male ran out of the house and she heard a commotion, and then loud shouting, harsh voices, and then cheering, then the man open the door and gestured for her to come out and when she did she saw many people like the not-a-moose’s master and many new creatures as well, suck as a not-a-wolf and a not-a-lion, and they all seemed so happy to see her, many poked and prodded her, but most patted and cheered her, she found the attention off putting but not all together bad and as she sat there embracing their affection many of the towns females began to approach her with their young and she was quite happy to meet them, all bundled up and squirming as they were, many would touch her face and some would let her lick them but all were so happy to see her and so she too was happy, after that the people of the house led her back in and piled some cloth in front of the hearth and bid her to sleep there and so she complied.
User avatar #274 - devilofscience (13 hours ago) [-]
She spent many weeks in the town and grew to know many of the creatures proper names, though she stuck with her names as they made her giggle, as time went by she was even encouraged to venture around the town on her own, and as she did one day she came across and odd line linked between two posts, and on this line she found many of the peoples furs but oddly they weren’t attached to the people they belong to, odder still it was the people to whom they belong to who were hanging them upon the line, and so she watched as they did, and as she did she found her enamored with a pair of pelts that came from the humans legs, and so she walked closer and she sniffed it, it did not smell dead but neither did it smell like it was ever alive, she licked and found that it tasted odd of such a strange taste she knows not how it came, and when she tried to take it down to get a closer look the older person who was hanging pelts picked her up and wagged a finger at her, the small fox did not know what these leg pelts were but she knew she wanted them, and she knew she wanted to know more about them, and then one morning she got her chance, she found the female of the house applying her pelts and discovered the miracle of what she came to know was a stocking, the woman grabbed one of the long leg pelts and rolled it up until it was just a foot then as she pulled it over hers she began to unroll it and as it did unroll the fox couldn’t help but to imagine it as a snake eating the woman’s leg,
User avatar #275 - devilofscience (13 hours ago) [-]
once she saw how it was done she found the previous pelts that the woman had worn in a basket and attempted to put them on herself, the first couple of times the people found her they were quite perplexed, but as time went on she got better and better at putting them on and the people came to realize she wanted stockings, it was such an odd thing to see and it was very strange they should think that she was strictly obsessed with them but she seemed so persistent and the people felt so indebted that when one day a you girl offered to make her a pair they not only didn’t question it they even gathered together to buy her the best materials they could afford to make them, they had bought so many wonderful colors for the girl to pick from that she found herself not wanting to pick just one and so instead she made a beautiful patchwork stocking with all the colors under the rainbow.
User avatar #276 - devilofscience (13 hours ago) [-]
The stockings were truly exquisite and they had been made to fit the dear fox perfectly, and when they presented them to her she was so overjoyed she could hardly stand it, she quickly grabbed the stockings and slipped them on, it was such a queer sight to see a fox in stockings but she seemed so overjoyed no one dared tell her, and so all through the town all the people and animals complemented her on how pretty she looked and how wonderfully clever she was to figure out how to wear them, and for the first time she felt beautiful, she felt loved, she felt marvelous! But she also felt homesick, she missed the birds, and the wolves, and squirrels, and the rabbits, she thought “I am pretty now, and I am not so cruel as I was, I’m sure should I return the other animals would love me as I once hoped they would, I am sure they will talk to me now, I’m sure they will not leave me.” She went on thinking this until she finally decided it was time for her to leave, and so she returned to the home of the not-a-moose’s master and bowed her head as she had found to be the norm in farewells, and so she went to the babes nest and did the same, then she went to the stables and said farewell to the not-a-moose who said farewell and that he was sure all the people of the town would miss her greatly, and from there she returned to the flat earth and followed it back to the mountains which she passed to the hills which she went over all the way back to the forest which she loved and once there all the animals came rushing out crying how they missed her and asking where she had been and what she had done, all complemented her on how beautiful her stockings were though none really got the allure, and so she found herself home again and now she knew herself loved and that she had always been loved, and she lived happily ever after the end.
#271 - When the dear fox woke up the next day she crawled out from un…  [+] (5 new replies) 13 hours ago on wut i read? +4
User avatar #272 - devilofscience (13 hours ago) [-]
Soon after the female entered the room and brought with her strange things, a bucket of water and a cloth, and when she placed it down next to the man he dipped the cloth into the water and ran it across her face, at first she drew back but the man then offered her another piece of meat and as they continued to run the cloth across her face she found she started to feel lighter, the water was warm and quite enjoyable and as they rubbed more she came to realize what they were doing, for she soon came to realize the pale white clothe they had come in with had started to turn a darker shade of crimson, and as more and more of the rats blood washed off of her the more and more she started to feel like her old self and the happier she became.
User avatar #273 - devilofscience (13 hours ago) [-]
After that they led her around the house and showed her so many wonderful things and when they came to their hearth they pointed to a pair of connected sticks above the mantle and smiled as they scratched her behind the ear, she did not know what these sticks were but they seemed to like them and so she too found a fondness for them, then later the male ran out of the house and she heard a commotion, and then loud shouting, harsh voices, and then cheering, then the man open the door and gestured for her to come out and when she did she saw many people like the not-a-moose’s master and many new creatures as well, suck as a not-a-wolf and a not-a-lion, and they all seemed so happy to see her, many poked and prodded her, but most patted and cheered her, she found the attention off putting but not all together bad and as she sat there embracing their affection many of the towns females began to approach her with their young and she was quite happy to meet them, all bundled up and squirming as they were, many would touch her face and some would let her lick them but all were so happy to see her and so she too was happy, after that the people of the house led her back in and piled some cloth in front of the hearth and bid her to sleep there and so she complied.
User avatar #274 - devilofscience (13 hours ago) [-]
She spent many weeks in the town and grew to know many of the creatures proper names, though she stuck with her names as they made her giggle, as time went by she was even encouraged to venture around the town on her own, and as she did one day she came across and odd line linked between two posts, and on this line she found many of the peoples furs but oddly they weren’t attached to the people they belong to, odder still it was the people to whom they belong to who were hanging them upon the line, and so she watched as they did, and as she did she found her enamored with a pair of pelts that came from the humans legs, and so she walked closer and she sniffed it, it did not smell dead but neither did it smell like it was ever alive, she licked and found that it tasted odd of such a strange taste she knows not how it came, and when she tried to take it down to get a closer look the older person who was hanging pelts picked her up and wagged a finger at her, the small fox did not know what these leg pelts were but she knew she wanted them, and she knew she wanted to know more about them, and then one morning she got her chance, she found the female of the house applying her pelts and discovered the miracle of what she came to know was a stocking, the woman grabbed one of the long leg pelts and rolled it up until it was just a foot then as she pulled it over hers she began to unroll it and as it did unroll the fox couldn’t help but to imagine it as a snake eating the woman’s leg,
User avatar #275 - devilofscience (13 hours ago) [-]
once she saw how it was done she found the previous pelts that the woman had worn in a basket and attempted to put them on herself, the first couple of times the people found her they were quite perplexed, but as time went on she got better and better at putting them on and the people came to realize she wanted stockings, it was such an odd thing to see and it was very strange they should think that she was strictly obsessed with them but she seemed so persistent and the people felt so indebted that when one day a you girl offered to make her a pair they not only didn’t question it they even gathered together to buy her the best materials they could afford to make them, they had bought so many wonderful colors for the girl to pick from that she found herself not wanting to pick just one and so instead she made a beautiful patchwork stocking with all the colors under the rainbow.
User avatar #276 - devilofscience (13 hours ago) [-]
The stockings were truly exquisite and they had been made to fit the dear fox perfectly, and when they presented them to her she was so overjoyed she could hardly stand it, she quickly grabbed the stockings and slipped them on, it was such a queer sight to see a fox in stockings but she seemed so overjoyed no one dared tell her, and so all through the town all the people and animals complemented her on how pretty she looked and how wonderfully clever she was to figure out how to wear them, and for the first time she felt beautiful, she felt loved, she felt marvelous! But she also felt homesick, she missed the birds, and the wolves, and squirrels, and the rabbits, she thought “I am pretty now, and I am not so cruel as I was, I’m sure should I return the other animals would love me as I once hoped they would, I am sure they will talk to me now, I’m sure they will not leave me.” She went on thinking this until she finally decided it was time for her to leave, and so she returned to the home of the not-a-moose’s master and bowed her head as she had found to be the norm in farewells, and so she went to the babes nest and did the same, then she went to the stables and said farewell to the not-a-moose who said farewell and that he was sure all the people of the town would miss her greatly, and from there she returned to the flat earth and followed it back to the mountains which she passed to the hills which she went over all the way back to the forest which she loved and once there all the animals came rushing out crying how they missed her and asking where she had been and what she had done, all complemented her on how beautiful her stockings were though none really got the allure, and so she found herself home again and now she knew herself loved and that she had always been loved, and she lived happily ever after the end.
#270 - The master of the house who had seen all this unfold had seen …  [+] (6 new replies) 13 hours ago on wut i read? +4
User avatar #271 - devilofscience (13 hours ago) [-]
When the dear fox woke up the next day she crawled out from under the bed to find the smiling face of the not-a-moose’s master staring back at her, during the excitement of the night she had not noticed him enter the room and it had never occurred to her who had opened the door, and so seeing the man before her smiling as he does unnerved her and made her aware that she hadn’t thought to ask if it might be alright for her to stay, but then the man reached into his pocket and pulled it a peace of dried meat and held it out to her, she was taken aback at the gesture and was not yet sure if it were a trap, but when the man patted his knee and held out the meat a little farther she reluctantly inched forward and when she took the meat he reached out farther and scratched he behind her ears, she found this quite agreeable and leaned her head in deeper as she enjoyed her food that the man had given her.
User avatar #272 - devilofscience (13 hours ago) [-]
Soon after the female entered the room and brought with her strange things, a bucket of water and a cloth, and when she placed it down next to the man he dipped the cloth into the water and ran it across her face, at first she drew back but the man then offered her another piece of meat and as they continued to run the cloth across her face she found she started to feel lighter, the water was warm and quite enjoyable and as they rubbed more she came to realize what they were doing, for she soon came to realize the pale white clothe they had come in with had started to turn a darker shade of crimson, and as more and more of the rats blood washed off of her the more and more she started to feel like her old self and the happier she became.
User avatar #273 - devilofscience (13 hours ago) [-]
After that they led her around the house and showed her so many wonderful things and when they came to their hearth they pointed to a pair of connected sticks above the mantle and smiled as they scratched her behind the ear, she did not know what these sticks were but they seemed to like them and so she too found a fondness for them, then later the male ran out of the house and she heard a commotion, and then loud shouting, harsh voices, and then cheering, then the man open the door and gestured for her to come out and when she did she saw many people like the not-a-moose’s master and many new creatures as well, suck as a not-a-wolf and a not-a-lion, and they all seemed so happy to see her, many poked and prodded her, but most patted and cheered her, she found the attention off putting but not all together bad and as she sat there embracing their affection many of the towns females began to approach her with their young and she was quite happy to meet them, all bundled up and squirming as they were, many would touch her face and some would let her lick them but all were so happy to see her and so she too was happy, after that the people of the house led her back in and piled some cloth in front of the hearth and bid her to sleep there and so she complied.
User avatar #274 - devilofscience (13 hours ago) [-]
She spent many weeks in the town and grew to know many of the creatures proper names, though she stuck with her names as they made her giggle, as time went by she was even encouraged to venture around the town on her own, and as she did one day she came across and odd line linked between two posts, and on this line she found many of the peoples furs but oddly they weren’t attached to the people they belong to, odder still it was the people to whom they belong to who were hanging them upon the line, and so she watched as they did, and as she did she found her enamored with a pair of pelts that came from the humans legs, and so she walked closer and she sniffed it, it did not smell dead but neither did it smell like it was ever alive, she licked and found that it tasted odd of such a strange taste she knows not how it came, and when she tried to take it down to get a closer look the older person who was hanging pelts picked her up and wagged a finger at her, the small fox did not know what these leg pelts were but she knew she wanted them, and she knew she wanted to know more about them, and then one morning she got her chance, she found the female of the house applying her pelts and discovered the miracle of what she came to know was a stocking, the woman grabbed one of the long leg pelts and rolled it up until it was just a foot then as she pulled it over hers she began to unroll it and as it did unroll the fox couldn’t help but to imagine it as a snake eating the woman’s leg,
User avatar #275 - devilofscience (13 hours ago) [-]
once she saw how it was done she found the previous pelts that the woman had worn in a basket and attempted to put them on herself, the first couple of times the people found her they were quite perplexed, but as time went on she got better and better at putting them on and the people came to realize she wanted stockings, it was such an odd thing to see and it was very strange they should think that she was strictly obsessed with them but she seemed so persistent and the people felt so indebted that when one day a you girl offered to make her a pair they not only didn’t question it they even gathered together to buy her the best materials they could afford to make them, they had bought so many wonderful colors for the girl to pick from that she found herself not wanting to pick just one and so instead she made a beautiful patchwork stocking with all the colors under the rainbow.
User avatar #276 - devilofscience (13 hours ago) [-]
The stockings were truly exquisite and they had been made to fit the dear fox perfectly, and when they presented them to her she was so overjoyed she could hardly stand it, she quickly grabbed the stockings and slipped them on, it was such a queer sight to see a fox in stockings but she seemed so overjoyed no one dared tell her, and so all through the town all the people and animals complemented her on how pretty she looked and how wonderfully clever she was to figure out how to wear them, and for the first time she felt beautiful, she felt loved, she felt marvelous! But she also felt homesick, she missed the birds, and the wolves, and squirrels, and the rabbits, she thought “I am pretty now, and I am not so cruel as I was, I’m sure should I return the other animals would love me as I once hoped they would, I am sure they will talk to me now, I’m sure they will not leave me.” She went on thinking this until she finally decided it was time for her to leave, and so she returned to the home of the not-a-moose’s master and bowed her head as she had found to be the norm in farewells, and so she went to the babes nest and did the same, then she went to the stables and said farewell to the not-a-moose who said farewell and that he was sure all the people of the town would miss her greatly, and from there she returned to the flat earth and followed it back to the mountains which she passed to the hills which she went over all the way back to the forest which she loved and once there all the animals came rushing out crying how they missed her and asking where she had been and what she had done, all complemented her on how beautiful her stockings were though none really got the allure, and so she found herself home again and now she knew herself loved and that she had always been loved, and she lived happily ever after the end.

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#4 - redninjaa (11/11/2014) [-]
sup bby, I finished that request. <3
Sorry it looks messy, I had to draw 2 characters, and that takes way more effort than just one character, and I have more requests to attend to. If you want me too, I can go full tryhard on something else, but it will be awhile.
User avatar #6 to #4 - devilofscience (11/11/2014) [-]
It's splendid, simply splendid, this definitely brightened my day, thank you!
#1 - sinery (12/20/2013) [-]
YOUR VIRGINITY IS NOW MINE FOR ETERNITY.
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