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#48 - John Madden 07/11/2014 on space 0
#43 - Haven´t played it myself, but the steam reviews are devastati…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2014 on every "ftp" game +2
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#67 - Darianvincent (07/03/2014) [-]
That sounds like the most retarded cash grab ever.
#39 - This game in a nutshell  [+] (3 new replies) 07/03/2014 on every "ftp" game +5
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#40 - noshakingthrone (07/03/2014) [-]
Is it really so terrible? I just started playing it and I'm getting fairly angry while doing so.
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#43 - dethrey (07/03/2014) [-]
Haven´t played it myself, but the steam reviews are devastating.
Allegedly, good weapons take really long to unlock without paying for them and either
way, they expire after a few days, so you´ll need to buy/unlock them again.
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#67 - Darianvincent (07/03/2014) [-]
That sounds like the most retarded cash grab ever.
#12 - Source: 07/03/2014 on Just some Metal at the... 0
#32 - I like it, but it´s overrated to an annoying point 07/03/2014 on Homer drooling gif 0
#21 - Domino´s biceps doe  [+] (1 new reply) 06/27/2014 on More in the Comments! +1
#22 - comicexplain (06/27/2014) [-]
I like it.

Could be worse.
#15 - second last pic 06/27/2014 on d'aww 0
#7 - Aww, how cute. Her parents make her wear a costume of somethi…  [+] (27 new replies) 06/21/2014 on Predaprecious -70
#42 - anon (06/22/2014) [-]
Imagine the shit-storm in the comments if she was in an MLP outfit.
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#41 - matrixone (06/22/2014) [-]
I'm sorry but dethrey is right.
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#33 - genericnaim (06/22/2014) [-]
(I agree with you)
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#32 - kokanum (06/22/2014) [-]
That's pretty much Halloween till age 10.
#23 - kingferret (06/22/2014) [-]
Its family interaction, im surprised you don't know what it is.
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#19 - faimbot (06/22/2014) [-]
You mean like parents who dress you in normal clothes even though you have no concept of why you should be wearing clothes?

Or the way parents gave you a name without you having any concept of what a name is, nor being able to choose your own anyway?
#15 - daemascus (06/22/2014) [-]
you dont deserve these red thumbs, nothing you said was wrong
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#29 - wilfredfanforever (06/22/2014) [-]
He may not be wrong, but it's still a family bonding. Sure the little shit has no idea why he's dressed like that, but down the road he'll look back and be glad his father or mother took the time to get into costume, get him into costume, and spend time with him instead of plopping him in front of the t.v. all day.
#30 - youxbarstard (06/22/2014) [-]
You can't be sure that the kid will think that predator is cool or that dressing like that is cool when he gets older.
Maybe he'll enjoy being a couch potato.
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#34 - wilfredfanforever (06/22/2014) [-]
Very true, but at least he'll be happy he bonded with his family. He may prefer being a couch potato, but still. I prefer to do nothing all day, but I'm so glad that My parents took the time to be with me when I was younger.
#36 - youxbarstard (06/22/2014) [-]
Fair enough, I suppose I'm a little biased in my opinion of this but that's a story another for never.
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#37 - wilfredfanforever (06/22/2014) [-]
Everyone's a little biased. That's nothing to apologize for.
#38 - youxbarstard (06/22/2014) [-]
Oh believe me I won't, I will admit though that if I put the effort in to working out and growing a beard I could cosplay as Kano.
Just too lazy to do so.
Any you thought about doing?
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#47 - wilfredfanforever (06/22/2014) [-]
You should totally go for it. A Kano cosplay would be fucking awesome. I'm a pretty thin guy myself, so I would have to make some major changes to cosplay as someone. I guess I could do Quan chi, but nah.
#49 - youxbarstard (06/23/2014) [-]
Yeah he's pretty much the only guy I even look similar to,not that it matters this year at least because the only event that I can get to is too close for me to get a decent beard or grow any decent muscle.
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#13 - kyoutu (06/22/2014) [-]
Did your parents dress you as a cunt?
#14 - daemascus (06/22/2014) [-]
The puppy is right, at her age there is no way she has watched the films, and if she has shame on her parents.
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#17 - kyoutu (06/22/2014) [-]
Pfft, I watched films like that when I was her age, I turned out fine.
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#21 - sladee (06/22/2014) [-]
Define "Fine"
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#46 - kyoutu (06/22/2014) [-]
No psychological trauma, No reoccurring nightmares, Never felt the need to recreate what I had seen, Love animals and people alike, Did well in school and now in higher education, Currently doing a placement at a large company in the UK, In a loving long term relationship.

The only thing horror movies did to me when I was younger was make me a horror movie fan.
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#12 - kennyh (06/21/2014) [-]
Usually I disagree, but in this case she did not look like she was enjoying herself at all.
#11 - xdiabolicx (06/21/2014) [-]
#10 - thememegod (06/21/2014) [-]
U just got fockin rekt by an anon.

Shame on you
#8 - anon (06/21/2014) [-]
You're just jealous some kids have parents that actually pay attention to them, rather than just hypnotising them to tv and internet like your sorry excuse for parents did. Good luck with the therapy bills and repressed anger buddy.
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#24 - undeadwill (06/22/2014) [-]
oh god he's right...

#9 - anon (06/21/2014) [-]
#20 - boomerpyro (06/22/2014) [-]
#7 - "Kick her right in the pussy!" 06/21/2014 on Hey Becky +1
#5 - or, you know, just use in-ears  [+] (1 new reply) 06/21/2014 on Music +2
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#17 - spceinvdr (06/22/2014) [-]
THey tend to break easily. I used to wear in ears. I'd probably go through 1 pair a month at least, not because i was rough with them but because they were used every single day and they were taken in and out of the pocket quite often. I've had this same around the ear pair for a year and a half now.