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Date Signed Up:9/22/2011
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#46 - Twas indeed hilarious. Dayum. 02/25/2013 on Title +1
#82 - lmao at that gif :) 02/25/2013 on No Privacy 0
#45 - lol that's the backside of a tear-away calendar page! 02/25/2013 on Cats 0
#301 - Do we flag this? Or do only real dicks go in **** ? 02/25/2013 on I wish I had some context... 0
#299 - They were playing for THREE HOURS when her dick ruined everything :'( 02/25/2013 on I wish I had some context... +1
#160 - That's actually kind of boss. Grafitti for the whimsiest reason :) 02/25/2013 on xylophone 0
#275 - lol first thought I formed about to the post when I got to that part: 02/19/2013 on Actor Trivia 0
#21 - I've never seen the show, so maybe that's why I don't understa… 02/19/2013 on Walking Dead is back Sunday. 0
#56 - I think you're backwarding what I'm saying. I'm not saying th… 02/19/2013 on But none of us will ever be. -1
#3231108 - Hey, I was verklempt at a certain time in the past. I never a…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/19/2013 on autism autism autism autism 0
#3231318 - commondorozor has deleted their comment.
#26 - Ya, the internet is squashing everything. That's the price of… 02/19/2013 on Animated Window Jump 0
#25 - lols 02/18/2013 on Animated Window Jump 0
#24 - lol, everything's cool bubba! 02/18/2013 on Animated Window Jump 0
#45 - On the other hand, our tiny lives in our 6 foot tall world are…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/09/2013 on But none of us will ever be. -2
User avatar #49 - knowitallfourtytwo (02/10/2013) [-]
TL;DR Your world isn't isolated like that, it is still not a shitty deal.

That is incorrect. In fact, because we have become a globalized world, everything affects everything. For example, every dollar that someone spends, that puts a dollar into someone else's pocket. Time in this case can actually be quantified into money as well. It may seem like your own influence is minimal to the overall course of things in the world, but take 7 billion similarly shortsighted people and you get things such as economic inequality and environmental destruction, both of which inevitably also affect you and I. The resources an individual consumes can be objectively quantifiable. If you consume too much without providing a beneficial return, it affects everyone. Your argument is valid if you were somehow self-sustaining in your own little isolated patch of the world, but that is not the case. Even if those in poverty are 18,000 miles away, there are many ways that you can assist them with relatively little cost on your part, such as donating to Oxfam. On top of that, there are most likely people in your neighborhood who are in need of assistance, whether they are poor, old or sick, maybe all three. You may try to rationalize that those same people do not deserve your help, for example, "that homeless is just a drunkard anyway", but using that same rationalization, there is no reason why your parents shouldn't have let you starve or why someone shouldn't rob you, maybe even kill you right now (I do hope that these never happen to you). Thirdly, if you let yourself perceive things in such a small perspective, then it is true, you do feel pain, but you do not get an objectively shitty deal, you just let yourself perceive it that way. The best way to NOT get hurt like that is to get a spine, put things in perspective and adopt a cause or ideal to aim for, hopefully something rational and kind. Rampant individualism does not create happiness, nor is it benevolent.
#56 - dethmaul (02/19/2013) [-]
I think you're backwarding what I'm saying. I'm not saying that our OUTput is shitty/not affecting anything, I'm saying the input is.

I spill coffee on my lap? Shitty event. Who cares if someone else is starving in Africa, it does not effect me, and my lap getting wet does not effect them. It sucks that they're starving, but I'm not doing anything for or against that situation. I'm not starving, so MY reality is more comfortable than theirs. Hence insignificant events can suck sometimes.

BUT, if I pay Starschmucks for my coffee, and Starschmucks uses it to route food away from Africa, then I'm affecting Africa.
#29 - No, shoes are lineular. Hats are circular. Some hats are roun… 02/09/2013 on I was very shocked -6
#26 - It was half circle shaped, almost maroon like his, and tilted …  [+] (5 new replies) 02/09/2013 on I was very shocked -7
User avatar #32 - grandmabetty (02/09/2013) [-]
Her hat is crimson, woolly, feminine and has a trim going around the bowl. That is nothing like Scumbag Steve's hat.
#37 - brianhimself (02/09/2013) [-]
>Her
#45 - grandmabetty (02/09/2013) [-]
User avatar #27 - MurphyUK (02/09/2013) [-]
All hats are half circle you tit otherwise you can't get it on your fucking head, if i wear a shoe on my head that is tilted to the left does that make it look like it?
#29 - dethmaul (02/09/2013) [-]
No, shoes are lineular. Hats are circular. Some hats are round, some hats are pointy. Some hats are tall, some hats are small.
#24 - Almost.  [+] (7 new replies) 02/09/2013 on I was very shocked -19
User avatar #25 - MurphyUK (02/09/2013) [-]
I am sure he read it right.
#26 - dethmaul (02/09/2013) [-]
It was half circle shaped, almost maroon like his, and tilted to the left. What the fuck. There was a cousin-like resemblance.
User avatar #32 - grandmabetty (02/09/2013) [-]
Her hat is crimson, woolly, feminine and has a trim going around the bowl. That is nothing like Scumbag Steve's hat.
#37 - brianhimself (02/09/2013) [-]
>Her
#45 - grandmabetty (02/09/2013) [-]
User avatar #27 - MurphyUK (02/09/2013) [-]
All hats are half circle you tit otherwise you can't get it on your fucking head, if i wear a shoe on my head that is tilted to the left does that make it look like it?
#29 - dethmaul (02/09/2013) [-]
No, shoes are lineular. Hats are circular. Some hats are round, some hats are pointy. Some hats are tall, some hats are small.
#9 - Do we read left to right, or up to down?  [+] (4 new replies) 02/09/2013 on Walking Dead is back Sunday. -2
User avatar #16 - raynagrimm (02/09/2013) [-]
you can read it any way you want, it seems to work no matter what you do
User avatar #12 - yumbero (02/09/2013) [-]
you can also read it right to left
#11 - anonymous (02/09/2013) [-]
Left to right you fucking cunt.
#21 - dethmaul (02/19/2013) [-]
I've never seen the show, so maybe that's why I don't understand the interchangability.
#20 - It's almost like Scumbag Steve's hat!  [+] (10 new replies) 02/09/2013 on I was very shocked -27
User avatar #33 - goodguygary (02/09/2013) [-]
nowhere close to SS's hat.
#23 - larsravn (02/09/2013) [-]
No its not.
#24 - dethmaul (02/09/2013) [-]
Almost.
User avatar #25 - MurphyUK (02/09/2013) [-]
I am sure he read it right.
#26 - dethmaul (02/09/2013) [-]
It was half circle shaped, almost maroon like his, and tilted to the left. What the fuck. There was a cousin-like resemblance.
User avatar #32 - grandmabetty (02/09/2013) [-]
Her hat is crimson, woolly, feminine and has a trim going around the bowl. That is nothing like Scumbag Steve's hat.
#37 - brianhimself (02/09/2013) [-]
>Her
#45 - grandmabetty (02/09/2013) [-]
User avatar #27 - MurphyUK (02/09/2013) [-]
All hats are half circle you tit otherwise you can't get it on your fucking head, if i wear a shoe on my head that is tilted to the left does that make it look like it?
#29 - dethmaul (02/09/2013) [-]
No, shoes are lineular. Hats are circular. Some hats are round, some hats are pointy. Some hats are tall, some hats are small.
#19 - Done did!  [+] (1 new reply) 02/09/2013 on Friday After Work +10
#115 - sixtynyan (02/10/2013) [-]
Good Guy Faz, creates a gif that will surely give him loads of thumbs if posted as content, lets someone else do it for him
#17 - I did. I now will be called thief and faggot by the uninitiated x_x  [+] (3 new replies) 02/09/2013 on Friday After Work +13
User avatar #18 - Faz (02/09/2013) [-]
Then just link them to this comment :)
#19 - dethmaul (02/09/2013) [-]
Done did!
#115 - sixtynyan (02/10/2013) [-]
Good Guy Faz, creates a gif that will surely give him loads of thumbs if posted as content, lets someone else do it for him
#24 - lol he did. 02/09/2013 on Whats the matter? +1
#115 - I got a little verklempt. 02/09/2013 on Dedication +4
#57 - Purrrfectt... 02/09/2013 on 2 SPOOKY +2
#56 - Is he doing a Pale Man impression?? 02/09/2013 on 2 SPOOKY -3
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User avatar #5 - evilanakie (03/27/2013) [-]
are you a faggot
#4 - dethmaul (03/27/2013) [-]
**dethmaul rolled user bushingenna **

Practice.
User avatar #7 to #4 - bushingenna (03/27/2013) [-]
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#3 - dethmaul (03/27/2013) [-]
**dethmaul rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at ror **
#8 to #1 - dethmaul (09/30/2014) [-]
I think I did forget!! But that's the fun kind of trolling lol.
#2 to #1 - dethmaul (12/21/2011) [-]
Neat! It'll have to wait till January though, youtube is blocked here. But I won't forget about you!
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