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Age: 33
Date Signed Up:9/22/2011
Last Login:9/30/2014
Location:Texas
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#25 - Has everyone forgotten what your picture means? You need like…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/04/2013 on Must...not...rook.. +10
User avatar #28 - exclamation (03/04/2013) [-]
Sexually Oblivious Rhino
#58 - lol what teacher would actually scribe that? Unless they were…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/04/2013 on Classic Ethan +1
User avatar #71 - iamthou (03/04/2013) [-]
well chances are he meant the large snowballs commonly used for the body when making a snowman
#72 - dethmaul (03/04/2013) [-]
That's where I was leaning, too. Silly teacher :)
#76 - iamthou (03/04/2013) [-]
the fuck you say about me bitch?
#110 - shithapenns (03/04/2013) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
#111 - iamthou (03/04/2013) [-]
#77 - dethmaul (03/04/2013) [-]
I said, "Here's an apple."

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#48 - Jiminy! You're back! 03/04/2013 on that face... 0
#8 - lol. Duckin' like a boss. 02/27/2013 on Title 0
#19 - NICE one! I saved the fisrt one to email to myself so I can s… 02/27/2013 on Shadow of the Colossus 0
#87 - Beautiful! Sharing. 02/27/2013 on Facebook Idiots 0
#36 - Aw I thought it was from that TV commercial from the mid 90s.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/27/2013 on Real Mario Kart +2
User avatar #56 - lametitan (02/27/2013) [-]
I will admit throwing monkeys at other players would be pretty funny
#110 - HILARIOUS parpdy. Watch the real BigDog video, then the parod… 02/27/2013 on science n shit 0
#25 - MFW the answer to the first pic's question, is the actual capt… 02/27/2013 on tHere aRE tWO kiNDS oF pEOPLE 0
#85 - Oh, kk. Never seen it before x_x  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2013 on My Uncle did this with his... 0
#86 - werethwldgoosgoes (02/25/2013) [-]
No worries
#98 - Me too. Hilarious :) 02/25/2013 on I'm done 0
#83 - He prolly meant that his uncle did something similar before.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/25/2013 on My Uncle did this with his... +2
User avatar #84 - werethwldgoosgoes (02/25/2013) [-]
Well every time I see this post, it has the same title. So I'm not so sure dethmaul
#85 - dethmaul (02/25/2013) [-]
Oh, kk. Never seen it before x_x
#86 - werethwldgoosgoes (02/25/2013) [-]
No worries
#106 - Righto. I can't remember where I read it :( So the…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2013 on Disney Names Explained 0
User avatar #107 - capinsquiggles (02/25/2013) [-]
It would make sense.. after all it is an amazing story, but was limited in what it could do because it had to appeal to children
#23 - I always forget it on because my job requires us to type in al… 02/25/2013 on cool 0
#44 - lol As I finished reading the description, I read in my head-v… 02/25/2013 on Point of view 0
#20 - I didn't get it, I was thinking and thinking, then my eyes dar… 02/25/2013 on Browser 0
#14 - tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS DOUBLE JOINTED.  [+] (4 new replies) 02/25/2013 on cool -5
#22 - jibbablabba (02/25/2013) [-]
and by the way, nice use of the shift key after turning on caps lock.

fail troll is fail.
#23 - dethmaul (02/25/2013) [-]
I always forget it on because my job requires us to type in all caps on the correspondance.
User avatar #20 - Lilstow (02/25/2013) [-]
you're an idiot
google Hypermobility.
User avatar #15 - largeheadphones (02/25/2013) [-]
There is....
#77 - I watch it SO MUCH, that the DVD skips and goes digital at som… 02/25/2013 on cool gif 0
#33 - I've been surfing one at a time since the front page, and this… 02/25/2013 on Sex 0
#65 - lol! A little too fast, but it fits :) 02/25/2013 on Me everyday. +1
#40 - But I heard it's only canon to that book, or book series. Not…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/25/2013 on Disney Names Explained 0
User avatar #79 - capinsquiggles (02/25/2013) [-]
I'm assuming it wasn't mentioned in the movie because they fit a good chunk of stuff in that movie, and having to go into the backstory of mufasa and Scar would've added another 20-30min just to explain Scar's name, and for a children's movie it would've been too long for them to pay attention too
#106 - dethmaul (02/25/2013) [-]
Righto. I can't remember where I read it :(

So the book came out after the movie, and fleshed in the left-out bits then I guess.
User avatar #107 - capinsquiggles (02/25/2013) [-]
It would make sense.. after all it is an amazing story, but was limited in what it could do because it had to appeal to children
#39 - I remember discovering 'lion' in Swahili-ish. I got a Rhodesi… 02/25/2013 on Disney Names Explained +1
#44 - Picture 02/25/2013 on When you find "The One" -2
#72 - Cool thanks mate. 02/25/2013 on cracked code +2
#69 - Don't know what everyone is talking about, I've never seen thi…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/25/2013 on cracked code +3
User avatar #71 - anthonyh (02/25/2013) [-]
This picture's been floating around the internet for a while and no one could figure out how the fuck you were supposed to read it, until now.
#72 - dethmaul (02/25/2013) [-]
Cool thanks mate.
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User avatar #5 - evilanakie (03/27/2013) [-]
are you a faggot
#4 - dethmaul (03/27/2013) [-]
**dethmaul rolled user bushingenna **

Practice.
User avatar #7 to #4 - bushingenna (03/27/2013) [-]
**bushingenna rolled user waffies **
#3 - dethmaul (03/27/2013) [-]
**dethmaul rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at ror **
#8 to #1 - dethmaul (09/30/2014) [-]
I think I did forget!! But that's the fun kind of trolling lol.
#2 to #1 - dethmaul (12/21/2011) [-]
Neat! It'll have to wait till January though, youtube is blocked here. But I won't forget about you!
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