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Date Signed Up:9/22/2011
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#122 - lol deja vu freaks me out. 01/10/2012 on Ghost Hunting 0
#33 - Right, it's saying cumulatively, if you added up all the energ…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/10/2012 on Fus Moc-Ha! 0
#93 - evilzombiepig (01/11/2012) [-]
Noooo you're not getting what I'm saying. Yelling at all won't make anything heat up even the slightest bit. It's not the vibrations or the yelling or any of that. It's just that the amount of energy necessary to heat a cup of coffee is equal to that amount of energy produced from that amount of time of yelling. It's like if I have an equal value of euros to dollars, but I only have euros, that doesn't mean I have that amount of dollars, it's just that I have the equivalent amount of euros.
#95 - dethmaul (01/19/2012) [-]
That's what I meant, I just kinda abbreviated it.

" if you added up all the energy of the year-long yelling "
#30 - lol, it looks like a regular paper cup, but it's shattered lik…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2012 on Fus Moc-Ha! +1
User avatar #32 - xdiabolicx (01/10/2012) [-]
that is the mighty power of the thu'um at work
#54 - I was ruminating about that yesterday. What do we call americ…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2012 on Being schooled in England... 0
#55 - guessmyusername (01/10/2012) [-]
What are people from mexico? mexicans

what are people from canada? canadian.

what are people from france, germany, UK, Italy, etc? European

what are people from the US of A? amerifats

but mexico and canada are also in america...

NOPE! THEYRE IN MEXICO/ CANADA AND WE'RE THE ONLY AMERICANS CAUSE WE IN 'MERICA!!

Mfw this is an actual conversation i had with a kid at my school (he talks like a hillbilly, so the last part is tweaked a tad)
#34 - Then again I am AF.  [+] (6 new replies) 01/10/2012 on Now with guns! +2
User avatar #56 - foreman (01/10/2012) [-]
master chief?

#57 - dethmaul (01/10/2012) [-]
MAster Chief's Navy I think. I don't have any pics of me, cranky E-5.
User avatar #65 - leblueeagle (01/10/2012) [-]
The Master Chief is part of the USMC onboard USNC ships... and behind all of that is the ONI (Office of Naval Intelligence) I'm a bit of a Halo nerd lol :P
User avatar #69 - leblueeagle (01/10/2012) [-]
*Sorry it's the "United Nation's Space Command" hah I need to get some sleep...
User avatar #59 - foreman (01/10/2012) [-]
haha yeah you can only be an "AF" in the navy if you are a E-9
#61 - dethmaul (01/10/2012) [-]
...Air Force.
#32 - NOPE. **** Gay-B-U's, I wore my BDUs up until th…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/10/2012 on Now with guns! +2
#34 - dethmaul (01/10/2012) [-]
Then again I am AF.
User avatar #56 - foreman (01/10/2012) [-]
master chief?

#57 - dethmaul (01/10/2012) [-]
MAster Chief's Navy I think. I don't have any pics of me, cranky E-5.
User avatar #65 - leblueeagle (01/10/2012) [-]
The Master Chief is part of the USMC onboard USNC ships... and behind all of that is the ONI (Office of Naval Intelligence) I'm a bit of a Halo nerd lol :P
User avatar #69 - leblueeagle (01/10/2012) [-]
*Sorry it's the "United Nation's Space Command" hah I need to get some sleep...
User avatar #59 - foreman (01/10/2012) [-]
haha yeah you can only be an "AF" in the navy if you are a E-9
#61 - dethmaul (01/10/2012) [-]
...Air Force.
#46 - AHH YOU HAD IT! 01/10/2012 on Awkward Voyeuring 0
#45 - lol 4th wall. 01/10/2012 on Awkward Voyeuring +1
#107 - Wait, did you hit ctrl - r??  [+] (2 new replies) 01/10/2012 on Ghost Hunting +2
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#122 - dethmaul (01/10/2012) [-]
lol deja vu freaks me out.
#162 - Prolly an ESL, mates, let's ease up. As evidenced by 'I will … 01/10/2012 on Fapping +1
#44 - lol this family looks fun. In other news, the lady ha… 01/10/2012 on Havnt seen this here before -2
#146 - Cool, thanks.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2012 on CHALLENGE ACCEPTED 0
#151 - johntractorman (01/10/2012) [-]
No problem bro



Gif unrelated.
#119 - l - o - ******* - l 01/10/2012 on Oh 4Chan 0
#330 - lol, doubtful. In other news, this so reminded me of … 01/10/2012 on I LOVE YOU MUM 0
#140 - Who is that? Looks young.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/10/2012 on CHALLENGE ACCEPTED 0
User avatar #145 - johntractorman (01/10/2012) [-]
Sonny Moore, A.K.A Skrillex, he's about 25.
#146 - dethmaul (01/10/2012) [-]
Cool, thanks.
#151 - johntractorman (01/10/2012) [-]
No problem bro



Gif unrelated.
#37 - "Hello, my ragtime gal! Send me a kiss by wire, baby my … 01/10/2012 on troll +3
#193 - All the hate finally got to him, so he's trying to toughen up …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2012 on Stewie -1
User avatar #198 - defender (01/10/2012) [-]
i say a picture of him on some crappy teen mag and he looked gayer than ever with the jersey shore tan
#279 - Hm, so it's a phone booth? And I'm assuming the phone booth i…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2012 on Comicomp +1
#282 - nucularwar (01/10/2012) [-]
don't forget, it's bigger on the inside.
#310 - It was a random roll... 01/10/2012 on Challenge Accepted 0
#177 - lol, I was thinking 'WTF is this, an Aristocrats joke?' 01/10/2012 on Troll + banana peel = win! +5
#431 - Laurasia Legs! 01/10/2012 on Chicken! 0
#294 - Set-up!! Orange is hamming it up! 01/10/2012 on Rainbow Subway 0
#249 - What's a Tardis?  [+] (3 new replies) 01/10/2012 on Comicomp +1
#270 - nucularwar (01/10/2012) [-]
#279 - dethmaul (01/10/2012) [-]
Hm, so it's a phone booth? And I'm assuming the phone booth is also the time-travel device.
#282 - nucularwar (01/10/2012) [-]
don't forget, it's bigger on the inside.
#326 - I love grandma's cowboy hat! 01/10/2012 on some shit! -1
#405 - Woot! 01/10/2012 on My brain is weird.... 0
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User avatar #5 - evilanakie (03/27/2013) [-]
are you a faggot
#4 - dethmaul (03/27/2013) [-]
**dethmaul rolled user bushingenna **

Practice.
User avatar #7 to #4 - bushingenna (03/27/2013) [-]
**bushingenna rolled user waffies **
#3 - dethmaul (03/27/2013) [-]
**dethmaul rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at ror **
#8 to #1 - dethmaul (09/30/2014) [-]
I think I did forget!! But that's the fun kind of trolling lol.
#2 to #1 - dethmaul (12/21/2011) [-]
Neat! It'll have to wait till January though, youtube is blocked here. But I won't forget about you!
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