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#98601 - She's like to stay friends and doesn't want a relationship rig…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/07/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #98625 - thisistheguy (10/08/2013) [-]
Drop that shit move on
#131285 - tell me a story  [+] (1 new reply) 09/30/2013 on Brony board +4
User avatar #131395 - medewu (09/30/2013) [-]
Once upon a time, there was a kingdom next to another kingdom separated by one giant ass mountain.

There were two princess's who came from each other kingdom their fathers hated each other along with just about everyone in each others kingdoms but the young princess's didn't want to hate another for no reason and wanted to live together in peace.

So the Two decided to meet up on top of the Giant ass mountain and start anew there, but their Jesters got wind of their planes and decided to follow them both as they ascended up to the highest Peak and when they finally met, they decided they knew of only one way they could possibly finally have peace.

But before they were able to follow through with said plan, the jesters both jumped out and confronted the two about being mortal enemies! and the princess's laughed because it was perfect for what they need'd they needed two human sacrifices.
So they grabbed the jesters tied them up decided to started cutting them and use their blood to draw the Pentagram, to summon their lord Lucifer! and beg that he murder everyone for the peace of the world, and if he did he could take their virginity!

And so Lucifer did as they had asked Murdered everyone and everything. with out any prejudices! The old, the weak, the young, the strong, the mighty, the cowardly... because he hates everyone equally! and so when Lucifer came to take their virginity he had found out they lied to him and wanted to back out of the deal, so he did what any Great Deity would do! he took them and banished them both! to live forever alone and separated from each other and to be two giant mountains close enough to form one but just far enough apart to never touch.... and to erupt when they say or had lovers close enough to them.....





THE END.
#131260 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 09/30/2013 on Brony board +4
#131267 - medewu (09/30/2013) [-]
#131285 - destroyerperson (09/30/2013) [-]
tell me a story
User avatar #131395 - medewu (09/30/2013) [-]
Once upon a time, there was a kingdom next to another kingdom separated by one giant ass mountain.

There were two princess's who came from each other kingdom their fathers hated each other along with just about everyone in each others kingdoms but the young princess's didn't want to hate another for no reason and wanted to live together in peace.

So the Two decided to meet up on top of the Giant ass mountain and start anew there, but their Jesters got wind of their planes and decided to follow them both as they ascended up to the highest Peak and when they finally met, they decided they knew of only one way they could possibly finally have peace.

But before they were able to follow through with said plan, the jesters both jumped out and confronted the two about being mortal enemies! and the princess's laughed because it was perfect for what they need'd they needed two human sacrifices.
So they grabbed the jesters tied them up decided to started cutting them and use their blood to draw the Pentagram, to summon their lord Lucifer! and beg that he murder everyone for the peace of the world, and if he did he could take their virginity!

And so Lucifer did as they had asked Murdered everyone and everything. with out any prejudices! The old, the weak, the young, the strong, the mighty, the cowardly... because he hates everyone equally! and so when Lucifer came to take their virginity he had found out they lied to him and wanted to back out of the deal, so he did what any Great Deity would do! he took them and banished them both! to live forever alone and separated from each other and to be two giant mountains close enough to form one but just far enough apart to never touch.... and to erupt when they say or had lovers close enough to them.....





THE END.
#131247 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 09/30/2013 on Brony board +4
#131255 - medewu (09/30/2013) [-]
#131260 - destroyerperson (09/30/2013) [-]
#131267 - medewu (09/30/2013) [-]
#131285 - destroyerperson (09/30/2013) [-]
tell me a story
User avatar #131395 - medewu (09/30/2013) [-]
Once upon a time, there was a kingdom next to another kingdom separated by one giant ass mountain.

There were two princess's who came from each other kingdom their fathers hated each other along with just about everyone in each others kingdoms but the young princess's didn't want to hate another for no reason and wanted to live together in peace.

So the Two decided to meet up on top of the Giant ass mountain and start anew there, but their Jesters got wind of their planes and decided to follow them both as they ascended up to the highest Peak and when they finally met, they decided they knew of only one way they could possibly finally have peace.

But before they were able to follow through with said plan, the jesters both jumped out and confronted the two about being mortal enemies! and the princess's laughed because it was perfect for what they need'd they needed two human sacrifices.
So they grabbed the jesters tied them up decided to started cutting them and use their blood to draw the Pentagram, to summon their lord Lucifer! and beg that he murder everyone for the peace of the world, and if he did he could take their virginity!

And so Lucifer did as they had asked Murdered everyone and everything. with out any prejudices! The old, the weak, the young, the strong, the mighty, the cowardly... because he hates everyone equally! and so when Lucifer came to take their virginity he had found out they lied to him and wanted to back out of the deal, so he did what any Great Deity would do! he took them and banished them both! to live forever alone and separated from each other and to be two giant mountains close enough to form one but just far enough apart to never touch.... and to erupt when they say or had lovers close enough to them.....





THE END.
#97670 - nah, after 5 tries every part down there was shaved … 09/30/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#97668 - and that's how to do it like a bitch, out of the shower  [+] (2 new replies) 09/30/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#97669 - lilnigs (09/30/2013) [-]
So when you did it the first time you just when up and got a razor and manscaped like a god? Slice, slice, done?
User avatar #97670 - destroyerperson (09/30/2013) [-]
nah, after 5 tries every part down there was shaved
there were patches the first few times
#131210 - Did you guys miss me?  [+] (7 new replies) 09/30/2013 on Brony board +4
#131232 - medewu (09/30/2013) [-]
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#131260 - destroyerperson (09/30/2013) [-]
#131267 - medewu (09/30/2013) [-]
#131285 - destroyerperson (09/30/2013) [-]
tell me a story
User avatar #131395 - medewu (09/30/2013) [-]
Once upon a time, there was a kingdom next to another kingdom separated by one giant ass mountain.

There were two princess's who came from each other kingdom their fathers hated each other along with just about everyone in each others kingdoms but the young princess's didn't want to hate another for no reason and wanted to live together in peace.

So the Two decided to meet up on top of the Giant ass mountain and start anew there, but their Jesters got wind of their planes and decided to follow them both as they ascended up to the highest Peak and when they finally met, they decided they knew of only one way they could possibly finally have peace.

But before they were able to follow through with said plan, the jesters both jumped out and confronted the two about being mortal enemies! and the princess's laughed because it was perfect for what they need'd they needed two human sacrifices.
So they grabbed the jesters tied them up decided to started cutting them and use their blood to draw the Pentagram, to summon their lord Lucifer! and beg that he murder everyone for the peace of the world, and if he did he could take their virginity!

And so Lucifer did as they had asked Murdered everyone and everything. with out any prejudices! The old, the weak, the young, the strong, the mighty, the cowardly... because he hates everyone equally! and so when Lucifer came to take their virginity he had found out they lied to him and wanted to back out of the deal, so he did what any Great Deity would do! he took them and banished them both! to live forever alone and separated from each other and to be two giant mountains close enough to form one but just far enough apart to never touch.... and to erupt when they say or had lovers close enough to them.....





THE END.
#97666 - do it in the shower, no cream and with a regular, non-electric…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/30/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#97667 - lilnigs (09/30/2013) [-]
Slice, slice, blood, crying. And the bush remains.
User avatar #97668 - destroyerperson (09/30/2013) [-]
and that's how to do it like a bitch, out of the shower
#97669 - lilnigs (09/30/2013) [-]
So when you did it the first time you just when up and got a razor and manscaped like a god? Slice, slice, done?
User avatar #97670 - destroyerperson (09/30/2013) [-]
nah, after 5 tries every part down there was shaved
there were patches the first few times
#97664 - no one can do it perfectly and those who can, have done this a…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/30/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#97665 - lilnigs (09/30/2013) [-]
I have absolutely no idea what to do. I could even combine shaving cream and an electric razor and think it would work. A video would help a lot.
User avatar #97666 - destroyerperson (09/30/2013) [-]
do it in the shower, no cream and with a regular, non-electric razor, thats what i do and it comes out smooth
#97667 - lilnigs (09/30/2013) [-]
Slice, slice, blood, crying. And the bush remains.
User avatar #97668 - destroyerperson (09/30/2013) [-]
and that's how to do it like a bitch, out of the shower
#97669 - lilnigs (09/30/2013) [-]
So when you did it the first time you just when up and got a razor and manscaped like a god? Slice, slice, done?
User avatar #97670 - destroyerperson (09/30/2013) [-]
nah, after 5 tries every part down there was shaved
there were patches the first few times
#97662 - best you can do is trial and error, be very, VERY careful and …  [+] (8 new replies) 09/30/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#97663 - lilnigs (09/30/2013) [-]
I'd rather know exactly what to do instead of doing experiments on my dick with a razor.
User avatar #97664 - destroyerperson (09/30/2013) [-]
no one can do it perfectly and those who can, have done this and didn't watch a video about the subject
#97665 - lilnigs (09/30/2013) [-]
I have absolutely no idea what to do. I could even combine shaving cream and an electric razor and think it would work. A video would help a lot.
User avatar #97666 - destroyerperson (09/30/2013) [-]
do it in the shower, no cream and with a regular, non-electric razor, thats what i do and it comes out smooth
#97667 - lilnigs (09/30/2013) [-]
Slice, slice, blood, crying. And the bush remains.
User avatar #97668 - destroyerperson (09/30/2013) [-]
and that's how to do it like a bitch, out of the shower
#97669 - lilnigs (09/30/2013) [-]
So when you did it the first time you just when up and got a razor and manscaped like a god? Slice, slice, done?
User avatar #97670 - destroyerperson (09/30/2013) [-]
nah, after 5 tries every part down there was shaved
there were patches the first few times

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User avatar #12 to #11 - destroyerperson (06/03/2013) [-]
nope, I understand it now, thanks man, I owe you one
User avatar #7 - advicedude (05/25/2013) [-]
Woo! Friends
#1 - queenchrysalis (05/19/2013) [-]
Hello, how are you?
User avatar #2 to #1 - destroyerperson (05/19/2013) [-]
I'm good thank you. And yourself?
#3 to #2 - queenchrysalis (05/19/2013) [-]
That's good.
I'm unnecessarily bored.
What's up?
#4 to #3 - destroyerperson (05/19/2013) [-]
I'm playing prototype 2 at the moment. This will be fun.
I'm playing prototype 2 at the moment. This will be fun.
#5 to #4 - queenchrysalis (05/19/2013) [-]
I've never played any Prototype.
It seems like an interesting game, but I'm not willing to pay to find out.
User avatar #6 to #5 - destroyerperson (05/19/2013) [-]
it helps relieve anger, you should play it, but I must warn you it is filled with gore, violence, and destruction.
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