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#616 - White peasant. 04/21/2013 on Hello. 0
#103 - Or the UK.  [+] (6 new replies) 04/21/2013 on Tumblr +18
#216 - N. Korean citizen (04/21/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by having competely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untaltative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

All Asians are keeping their mind reading abilities a secret, they don't want ANYBODY to know that they can read minds, they will never seriously admit that they can read minds!

Try thinking, and visualy picturing things in your mind that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians to get reactions from them, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particlar looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
#238 - N. Korean citizen (04/21/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLLY FUCK MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Asians hide their mind fucking abilities by having competely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untaltative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

All Asians are keeping their mind fucking abilities a secret, they don't want ANYBODY to know that they can fuck minds, they will never seriously admit that they can fuck minds!

Try thinking, and visualy picturing things in your mind that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians to get reactions from them, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particlar looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPFUCK THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
#120 - N. Korean citizen (04/21/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is to avoid accidently showing facial expressions when people think things they don't Ike, find funny, astonishing etc, and they segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate and are very untalkative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!!
#247 - xozonex (04/25/2013) [-]
Asians don't want to read my fucking mind after seeing this shit so many times...
#245 - Maadmann (04/22/2013) [-]
#242 - underlois (04/21/2013) [-]
#16 - 4chan enters a horse race 04/20/2013 on What? 0
#1108 - What have I done. 04/17/2013 on Don't reply to this content 0
#473 - Majestic Beast. 04/16/2013 on Moon Moon the Werewulf +1
#24 - I'd do that, but my mother can't cook. 04/15/2013 on Walkin Ded 0
#221 - NO WAYYY FIRE/FIGHHTING 04/15/2013 on Witty title 0
#46 - Dogs are a man's best friend. 04/15/2013 on something to ponder +6
#2 - There should be a what-ifs channel. 04/14/2013 on What If... +2
#20 - Picture 04/14/2013 on DALEK +3
#17 - Actually, it was rtyfghvb space. 04/14/2013 on The Glory Days 0
#101 - It's been one hour since I've hugged my grandma. I th… 04/14/2013 on y u do dis? 0
#142 - It's because he has fucking speakers duct taped to his head. 04/14/2013 on headphones +4
#263 - **derpyhuman rolls 561,638,375** you didn't say dubs with ro… 04/13/2013 on North Korea is going to... 0
#52 - "I am the oncoming storm"  [+] (2 new replies) 04/13/2013 on tired lips +7
User avatar #95 - torexofthenight (04/13/2013) [-]
"I erm the urncurming sterm"
#97 - thearcher (04/13/2013) [-]
#464 - Excuse you. Porsche Panamera. 04/13/2013 on Ugliest car? -2
#334 - If something isn't found, direct them to a random picture or t… 04/12/2013 on What is one small change... +5
#31 - I was a former Vice President of Ghana. 04/11/2013 on I was Wilf -Wooller 0
#505 - Morgan Threewheeler? 04/11/2013 on DJ 4DM1N will reply to you 0
#112 - Here you go  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2013 on rip studwell +3
#113 - niteghost (04/11/2013) [-]
you're a good man/woman.

I didn't know there was a better one out there.
#19 - TARDis 04/10/2013 on Derp 0
#690 - How do I find out the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? 04/08/2013 on DJ 4DM1N gives you bad life... 0
#217 - Sorry, but I don't think you're quite ready to nuke America. 04/08/2013 on s;akdjsl ajasdklj... +1
#3934851 - Who is frossy?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/07/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... 0
User avatar #3938736 - frossy (04/07/2013) [-]
me
#24 - Sasha Grey for 12th Doctor  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2013 on uneven +3
User avatar #248 - zumok (04/06/2013) [-]
you mean, Sasha Grey AND the twelve doctors.
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#129 - derpyhuman (04/30/2013) [-]
http:// www. pornpassparadise. com/
User avatar #116 - instalation ONLINE (04/03/2013) [-]
Bleh. He ended up saying not to post it.
User avatar #118 to #117 - instalation ONLINE (04/04/2013) [-]
He says only the two of us should enjoy it.
#119 to #118 - derpyhuman (04/04/2013) [-]
WHY DIDN'T I SAAAAAAAAAVE
WHY DIDN'T I SAAAAAAAAAVE
#120 to #119 - instalation ONLINE (04/04/2013) [-]
Oh? Did you like it that much? I can ask if he'll let me post it if you'd like!
User avatar #122 to #121 - instalation ONLINE (04/05/2013) [-]
Sorry. He says no.
User avatar #123 to #122 - derpyhuman (04/05/2013) [-]
Fuck.

Well, give him my respect, and if it's appropriate, tell him he's a good artist.
User avatar #124 to #123 - instalation ONLINE (04/05/2013) [-]
"Well, tell him I appreciate the feedback and that I'm glad he liked my art. ^^"

He said I could post it also, but I know deep down he'd rather I don't. So I won't. Sorry ;-;
User avatar #125 to #124 - derpyhuman (04/05/2013) [-]
Alright, that's fine.
#109 - mechagodzirra ONLINE (03/12/2013) [-]
gee bill, you sure do have a lot of pronz here
gee bill, you sure do have a lot of pronz here
User avatar #110 to #109 - derpyhuman (03/12/2013) [-]
indeed I do.
User avatar #111 to #110 - mechagodzirra ONLINE (03/13/2013) [-]
I suppose i'll...take some
User avatar #112 to #111 - derpyhuman (03/13/2013) [-]
I'm fine with that
User avatar #99 - derpyhuman (01/21/2013) [-]
http://www.youjizz.com/videos/small-dick-in-the-party-3533191.html
User avatar #98 - derpyhuman (01/21/2013) [-]
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