Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

hide menu

derpyderpderp    

Rank #19770 on Comments
no avatar Level 45 Comments: Sammich eater
Offline
Send mail to derpyderpderp Block derpyderpderp Invite derpyderpderp to be your friend
Last status update:
-
Personal Info
Date Signed Up:3/13/2011
Last Login:11/26/2014
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#19770
Highest Content Rank:#12972
Highest Comment Rank:#19770
Content Thumbs: 107 total,  175 ,  68
Comment Thumbs: 97 total,  152 ,  55
Content Level Progress: 70% (7/10)
Level 10 Content: New Here → Level 11 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 0% (0/1)
Level 45 Comments: Sammich eater → Level 46 Comments: Sammich eater
Subscribers:0
Content Views:3133
Total Comments Made:64
FJ Points:210

Show:
Sort by:
Order:

funny pictures

  • Views: 638
    Thumbs Up 6 Thumbs Down 4 Total: +2
    Comments: 0
    Favorites: 0
    Uploaded: 03/30/11
    Pics or it didnt happen Pics or it didnt happen
  • Views: 638
    Thumbs Up 5 Thumbs Down 4 Total: +1
    Comments: 0
    Favorites: 0
    Uploaded: 05/24/11
    I Got This I Got This
Show:
Sort by:
Order:

user favorites

latest user's comments

#156 - Jesus Christ kid you don't stop spewing ******** …  [+] (5 new replies) 11/10/2014 on Addy helps you get porn +11
#204 - fragman (11/10/2014) [-]
the webserver doesn't give a shit since for him the session is handled properly. his communication partner is the proxy.
the browser could display a warning or even reject the connection, but in most cases this won't happen, as explained in comment 133. stop talking nonsense.
User avatar #164 - admin (11/10/2014) [-]
#195 - jeskos (11/10/2014) [-]
Can't get https to work. Chrome, FF, and even IE not working.
Doensn't format properly..
#225 - mcnizzlezz (11/10/2014) [-]
THIS I have been experiencing this for the past week as well and it wouldn't work on Chrome, Opera works fine for some reason!
#205 - Womens Study Major (11/10/2014) [-]
in my case the content doesnt load. Just a text placeholder
#57 - read the last frame for **** sakes 04/03/2014 on Top 10 Unknown Facts! 0
#21 - Yes 02/25/2014 on Gotta have your twix 0
#19 - My hometown...So much pride  [+] (2 new replies) 02/25/2014 on Gotta have your twix +1
#20 - thelazyrunner (02/25/2014) [-]
Jordan or Jon or Keaton?
#21 - derpyderpderp (02/25/2014) [-]
Yes
#95 - The reason that was a rare picture was because it's now unsealed. 12/14/2013 on Rare Photos Comp #2 0
#31 - You are just a ******* jackass. Smoking is one of…  [+] (22 new replies) 11/10/2013 on Smoking room +11
#50 - meter (11/10/2013) [-]
thank you brother
#34 - craigdavid (11/10/2013) [-]
why the fuck shouldnt i smoke whenever i want. i dont smoke inside because that forces people to breathe in the nasty shit i am. you are right in that you shouldnt have to breathe in my ash but if im outside i shouldnt have to stand in a fucking corner to smoke, i will stand wherever the fuck i want. if im smoking outside walk the fuck out of the way of the stream of smoke or say 'excuse me, would you be able to move downwind of me pleae'

if somebody said that to me i would walk th efuck downwind and not think twice about it. my body my chohice bitch if i wanna fuck my lungs up for the pleasure i gain from smoking its my fucking decision and you can go gargle some cocks you buttmunch
#52 - Neodude (11/10/2013) [-]
How about you walk the fuck downwind to an area where you won't be in the fucking way in the first place and thus avoid being a complete fuckface.
#55 - craigdavid (11/10/2013) [-]
how about you stop being such a lazy cunt and use your healthy fucking lungs to jog off at a high pace. then just keep going. because yo are contributing nothing to do this debate except the fact you are convinced you are right
#56 - Neodude (11/10/2013) [-]
You haven't contributed much beside the fact that you feel you are entitled to smoke anywhere once outside a fucking building, and that if anyone has a problem with you blowing toxins in their face they could fucking shove it. Sorry, but you poisoning your own body does not make you right in any way about where you smoke.
#58 - craigdavid (11/10/2013) [-]
in no fucking way do i blow smoke in other peoples' faces. if yo cared to read any of the million or so fucking paragraphs ive written in the last half an hor to describe my views on smoking you would understand that i do not think that is the case, i just dont appreciate cunts like you thinking they have any more of a right than me to dictate where i smoke. if a fucking arseload of people came up to me and started bitching what do you think id do, stop?

hell to the fucking no id talk to each and every fucker, puffing away on my 'death stick' the whole time

enjoy your long and healthy life asshole, i hope you spend the last ten years of your life sitting miserably in your own shit you white knight tryhard asshat
#62 - meter (11/10/2013) [-]
i smell jealousy of a healthy body

#69 - craigdavid (11/10/2013) [-]
im cool man, i still go running and play basketball. i skate sometimes and i go snowboarding on occasion, im hoping to start MMA and football soon and i ride my bike whenever i need to go to a friends house. im keeping up with this shit and im not going to smoke forever. its something i enjoy that im choosing to indulge in for a while. thanks to modern day medicine and expensive advertising campaigns at the taxpayers expense im now aware of pretty much every danger there is with smoking but its my choice to smoke.

in other words fuck off you 12 year old white knight

inb4 'trolled u mad?'

l2troll faggit
User avatar #234 - templarofsteel (11/11/2013) [-]
Reading your comments, I can definitely see what you mean. I was talking about when it's crowded somewhere, though.
I mean, if I know I'm not bothering anyone I don't give two shits about where I light one up, but when, for example, I'm at a busy train station or something I make sure I stand in the area meant for smokers.
#239 - craigdavid (11/11/2013) [-]
in britain we dont have those, its just straight up banned on train platforms. very few places in britain accommodate for smokers these days, its viewed as a waste of money
User avatar #76 - lethaldose (11/10/2013) [-]
fellow smoker here and i´m right behind ya pal, and i´m here to get you rid of some red thumbs
#77 - craigdavid (11/10/2013) [-]
thanks man, see this attitude wouldnt be present if it werent for the governments making smokers a scapegoat for poor NHS staistics. the tax on cigarettes alone in the UK more than covers the cost to the NHS of smokers, so we're more than paying our dues.
User avatar #78 - lethaldose (11/10/2013) [-]
same here in Czech Rep. pal, and it´s getting fucking higher every half a year ....
#81 - craigdavid (11/10/2013) [-]
i think its ridiculous man, its a hobby essentially and its being turned into a massive scapegoat so that how other money gets spent isnt put under scrutiny
#61 - Neodude (11/10/2013) [-]
You know what, I will apologize on the blowing smoke in faces, i hadn't gotten through most of the conversations at that point, however, I still find your anger towards designated smoking areas terrible. those areas are set to have the least possible impact on others, to keep as many people happy as possible.
#68 - craigdavid (11/10/2013) [-]
refer to my other post about my college, that pretty much explains why im getting angry, if its an enclosed shelter i dont have a problem with it. i actually appreciate that to be honest but its when they just give you a random open space and say 'smoke here, not under the bike shelter over there or under the overhang over there. no not even id its raining', i can understand why theyd say that if it was decent weather but if it isnt who in their right mind is going to be in those places in bad enough conditions to warrant smoking in there anyway. thats the problem i have with it because thats what i associate with the phrase 'designated smoking area'
#119 - fruhest (11/10/2013) [-]
In my school, people would just stand in the entrance when it was raining because that was the only outdoor place with a roof. They would normally stand there when it wasn't raining as well because they couldn't be arsed to walk 25 meters to the side where they wouldn't bother anyone with their disgusting habit.

An asthmatic girl had to go to the hospital because she was in a class that had windows above the entrance to the school.
Every fucking day for 3 years of time I had to walk through this thick cloud of smoke to enter my own fucking school. The stairwells stank of smoke, the classrooms with windows near the entrance were impossible to have classes in because they stank of smoke, and if you asked the smoker to please move away from the entrance you'd get a "stop fucking bitching at me for doing it it's my lungs you little shit"

If you know it's going to rain and you know you're going to need to smoke that day bring a fucking umbrella, and move the fuck away from our roofs.

It's not just your lungs, I had friends that couldn't go home from school until about half an hour after the entire building was empty because when all the people went home they just stopped right in the fucking entrance to have a smoke before they left.

It's not your lungs I give two shits about, it's mine and my friends'.
#237 - craigdavid (11/11/2013) [-]
thats your schools fault for not providing a smoking shelter then isnt it. easy solution right there. i didnt design the school so i dont give a fuck
User avatar #241 - fruhest (11/13/2013) [-]
No, it is not the school's job to present smokers with shelters because they can't be arsed to be decent human beings and stand somewhere else than in the entrance while sucking on their death sticks.
Our school didn't have a school yard and shared the building with lots of other companies as well, there was no place to build a shelter. That does not give you sick fucks the permission to stink up the stairwells, classrooms, entrance hall etc.
#244 - craigdavid (11/13/2013) [-]
lastly. why the fuck did the stairwells stink. what kinda pricks did you go to school with and why the fuck did you rschool not have a schoolyard. you live in fuckign detroit or something yeezus
#243 - craigdavid (11/13/2013) [-]
also the fuck on about sick fucks. close the fucking window and dont cry about it. if theres a person with asthma why is the window open in the first place, and why is smoking allowed within a certain distance of the building. thats a failing of your school, if someone came outside and said yeah your smokes causing a girl to SUFFOCATE BY GOING THROUGH THE WINDOW i MIGHT be inclined to move. but you are essentially being a massive fsacist cunt by saying 'if you smoke, yourea bad person'.

fuck you sair, and have a pleasant day.
#242 - craigdavid (11/13/2013) [-]
if you do somethign i dont wanna tolerate i can accommodate for you. whats a shelter against straight up shunning multiple people for what they wanna do. stick a sheet of metal on some sticks, its better than nothing. then at least youve got an excuse for your bitching
#428 - You are an idiot then. Anyone who think's that the officers ac… 11/09/2013 on Well that escalated quickly. 0
#387 - Xbox is modded into the inside of the of the case 11/09/2013 on Priorities are in check 0
#144 - Underneath the loft at the dorm room.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/08/2013 on Priorities are in check 0
#387 - derpyderpderp (11/09/2013) [-]
Xbox is modded into the inside of the of the case
#77 - So she is forever stuck in the realm of a "teenage girl&q…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/27/2013 on I hate to say it but..... -1
User avatar #136 - awesomesaucy (09/27/2013) [-]
If you don't want to have to deal with the issue of being told what to do and what to say for all of your teenage years then maybe don't become a fucking celebrity. CHILDREN don't understand the difference. We as adults do, which is why WE (aka HER) are supposed to be responsible. If someone wants to go and be a fuckwad then they should go and do it where they aren't influencing the younger generations. I honestly wouldn't give a flying fuck if she straight up raw dog rode a homeless man's dick in a train station if it wasn't going to be plastered all over the fucking planet as socially acceptable and then be told to just let her do her own thing. That shit is repulsive. It isn't creative, it isn't inspiring or interesting or stimulating. It's fucking pathetic weak shit and it is literally everywhere I fucking turn.
[ 57 Total ]
Show:
Sort by:
Order:

items

Total unique items point value: 1050 / Total items point value: 1150

Comments(0):

 

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Per page:
Order:
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
No comments!
 Friends (0)